The Oozinator Delights Children - Consumerist Comments

The Oozinator Delights Children

Chet Lemon — Wed, 30 May 2007 14:22:34 EDT

Shit all over your face .... KID!

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Model12345 — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 18:26:11 EST

Oh. My. God. I haven't had a good laugh like this in a LONG time! Who would have thunk it that something so clean could be so "Dirrrty"?

Model12345

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alec — Thu, 18 May 2006 17:22:55 EDT

Haha, that ad is too much. All of the reactions seem to mirror those of my ex-girlfriends to my potent brand of 'ooze', is there some sort of anti-Ooze campaign going on?

alec

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matto — Mon, 01 May 2006 19:20:24 EDT

I'll have to mention the erection that this ad gave me the next time I visit my therapist. Isn't the FBI on some sort of Internet Crusade to banish filth like this?

matto

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fizzer fits — Mon, 01 May 2006 16:07:41 EDT

The great patrons of Amazon have shared their expiriences with this wonderful toy: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/customer-reviews/B000BXJ0... -GB

fizzer fits

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rikomatic — Mon, 01 May 2006 13:57:47 EDT

It's a sad day when a children's ad is NSFW.

rikomatic

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it.goes.there — Mon, 01 May 2006 11:16:47 EDT

Am I the only one who wishes that this commercial has a money shot or two? Honestly, oozing all over a beshirted chest is one thing, but why not the face?

it.goes.there

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Paul D — Mon, 01 May 2006 10:14:52 EDT

Almost as great as the Harry Potter battery-powered vibrating broom that you put between your legs...

Paul D

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WMeredith — Mon, 01 May 2006 09:41:46 EDT

Wow, it doesn't get much better then this when it come to marketing glitches. That's awesomely terrible.

WMeredith

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homerjay — Mon, 01 May 2006 07:17:54 EDT

The Oozinator: Preparing young boys for a career in gay porn.... Since 2006.

homerjay