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Stashitware Turns Your Underwear Into A Man Purse
Hey guys, do you know what will really sex up a special occasion? First, take off your pants to reveal your enormous crotch bulge. Then reach into your underwear and pull out a 2 liter bottle of Coke. More »

Destroying Underwear Returned To Stores: Wasteful Or Good Hygiene?
G. writes that she learned something during a recent shopping trip to Gilly Hicks that shocked her. While customers can't try underwear on in the store fitting rooms, they can try it on at home and return it. However, once the underwear is returned to the store, it's destroyed. G. finds this shocking and wasteful, but it's no big secret. It's a common retail practice for returned underwear to be "damaged out," or put aside for later destruction, when it's been returned. More »

Get $70 In Panties For $9 Shipped
A FatWallet member spotted a great deal on some La Fee Verte panties where you can combine a 50% off sale with a coupon code and get free shipping if you get 3 or more. More »

American Apparel Promised A Free Thong, But I Remain Without Butt Floss
It's a familiar story: company offers free item. The promotion goes viral and appears on deal sites, as well as the world's greatest consumer blog. Company runs out of the free item and shuts down the promotion. That's what B. says happened when she signed up for American Apparel's e-mail list to get a free thong. SHe signed up, and then the company ended the promotion after the fact, perhaps hoping that customers wouldn't notice. Update: American Apparel contacted us, and B. now has replacement thongs. More »

Guys Love Spanx
According to Neiman Marcus, people might make jokes about Spanx for men but they're flying off the shelves. The men's fashion director at the department store told the New York Times, "We are selling them as quickly as Spanx can make them. Men may not be talking about it, but they're buying it." The president of Freshpair, a website that sells "torso-enhancing" tees, says "profile-enhancing" underwear is also quite popular. More »

Do Frozen Pantyhose Really Last Longer?
In a recent item on how you can save some cash by putting certain items in the freezer, The Daily Green's Jeff Yeager says that his wife keeps the runs out of her pantyhose by keeping them in the icebox. More »

How To Buy The Right Gift Of Underthings For Your Special Lady
Valentine's Day is soon approaching. Whatever your feelings about the day, the cold capitalist fact remains: this is a holiday when people who are not women venture into stores and attempt to purchase underthings for women. This can sometimes end badly. Fortunately, blogger Treacle over at Wisebread has broken down the essentials of lingerie-buying into four simple steps that even the most fashion-impaired gentleman can use to find a suitable gift. More »

Booty Pop: Like A Push-Up Bra For Your Butt
The idea of panties with built-in ass enhancement is hardly new, but selling them via infomercial is. And it kind of scares us. That popping sound is particularly disturbing. More »

Seriously, Your Mom Still Picks Out Your Underwear?
A new poll out from U.K. retailer Debenhams casts a dim light on the personal purchasing habits of the men of that country. According to the poll, British guys typically count on their mums to buy their underwear until they're 19. After that, they finally catch on and realize they should pick it out on their own, the better to woo young women, who generally start picking out their own "knickers" when they're about 13. More »

Seriously, Your Mom Still Picks Out Your Underwear?

—>A new poll out from U.K. retailer Debenhams casts a dim light on the personal purchasing habits of the men of that country. According to the poll, British guys typically count on their mums to buy their underwear until they're 19. After that, they finally catch on and realize they should pick it out on their own, the better to woo young women, who generally start picking out their own "knickers" when they're about 13.  More »

Underwear Index Shows Economy Not Bulging Just Yet

—>Forget GDP growth, the unemployment rate and even the Big Mac Index. If you want to know how the economy is really doing, and you're male, just open your fly. (Note: We don't recommend doing this at work.) According to the Men's Underwear Index, if your underwear is relatively new, the recovery is on the way. If not, well, we really don't want to know about it.  More »

If Your Dog Is Lonely, Buy Him A Sex Doll

—>It's not enough to drape your best friend in his own custom-made Snuggie. After all, a robe alone doesn't keep away the haven't-had-sex-in-years blues—you need ice cream for that, and dogs shouldn't eat ice cream. Instead, you can pamper him with his very own fake dog sex toy.  More »

Help, Baggage Screeners Stole My Underwear!

—>Careful travelers, there's a panty-stealing baggage screener lurking in San Francisco's international airport, according to reader Ari, whose girlfriend lost eight days worth of underwear on a recent trip.  More »

UK retailer Marks & Spencer has decided it was a bad idea to charge more for bigger bras, so as of this past weekend there is no longer a "boob tax" on bras DD-size and larger. [Drapers]  More »

Victoria's Secret Hunts Nationwide To Find Your Panties

—>In this latest Above and Beyond story, Victoria's Secret conducts a nationwide search to find the Chris and Becka's panties.  More »

UNIQLO Dispenses HEATTECH Innerware From "Giant Human Vending Machine" ...What's That?

—>To promote its new line of HEATTECH innerware (that's the new word for thermal underwear), UNIQLO will be giving out free samples of it in a "giant human vending machine" from 10AM-1PM in the middle of Times Square on November 18th. Intrigued by the concept of a giant human vending machine but befuddled about its execution, I engaged in parlay with their PR flak, with amusing and quirky results. So now, we bring you the first installment in our new series: Conversations With PR Flaks...  More »

Axe Stretches Imagination Until It Snaps Back

if you've ever wanted your underwear so stretchy it looks like you might have a giant penis, this axe ad, and presumably, these knickers, are for you.  More »

San Fran Groups Vows to Buy Nothing Except Underwear
by the international response.  More »