burger king
A Burger King in Houston, TX has had it with bathroom vandalism, so they've installed a pay toilet. You can operate it with your own quarters, or you can request a token— but either way you have to feed the machine in order to... you know... says the
Houston Chronicle.
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A common trick for people concerned about water use is to put a brick in the toilet tank. However, some
Public Works departments would prefer you fill a plastic bottle with sand or rocks and put that in the tank instead. They say that bricks can disintegrate and damage plumbing.
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charmin
Charmin Ultra Big Rolls have shrunk by 1 centimeter, but don't expect the price to drop anytime soon. The discoverer of the change has an interesting take on the smaller Ultra Big rolls:
The fabulous news here, obviously, is that America's collective butt is getting smaller, and the folks at Proctor & Gamble are merely keeping pace. They've narrowed the width of Charmin, the veritable Rolls Royce of Toilet Paper, purely in response to our nation's decreasing posteriors.
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portapotties
And just when you thought advertisers couldn't squirt another medium out of their sphincter... portapotties become the next great advertising medium, ending an ad-free tradition of smelly closets filled with other people's feces that goes back to the crescent-moon outhouse of the early American frontier.
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mcdonald's
With respect to full journalistic disclosure, we wanted to make sure you got all the views of the McDonald's toilets pulled from Dutchland after a US tourist complained.
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mcdonald's
Wait, you mean you
don't want to piss in Ronald McDonald's mouth?
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truckers
It's early, so you might be reading this while drinking a morning glass of apple juice. We advise you to swallow that and put the glass far out of reach before you click the link.
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