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Watch A Dancing Patrick Swayze Shill For Pabst Blue Ribbon in 1979
By Laura Northrup on October 5, 2011 10:15 AM  
It may be difficult to believe now, but there was once a time when people appreciated Pabst Blue Ribbon beer in a non-ironic fashion. That was around 1979, evidently, when this ad featuring a catchy faux-Bee Gees tune and a fresh-faced young Patrick Swayze hit the airwaves. More »

Badvertising Hall Of Fame Store Moo & Oink May Have To Liquidate
By Chris Morran on August 10, 2011 1:50 PM  
Even if you've never lived near Chicago, longtime readers of Consumerist may remember Windy City grocery store Moo & Oink for its so-bad-it's-friggin-awesome TV ad that launched our Great Moments In Commercial History series. But now comes sad news that the dancing cow and pig might be headed to the liquidation slaughterhouse if Moo & Oink doesn't find a buyer. More »

Great Moments In Commercial History: Cullman Liquidation
By Meg Marco on May 1, 2010 9:26 AM  
This commercial, for Cullman Liquidation, is Oscar-winning documentary director Errol Morris' favorite commercial. More »

Bundle Up With The Hoodie Footie Snuggle Suit!
By Ben Popken on February 10, 2010 9:34 AM  
You can't get me, Mr. Blizzard! I've got my new Hoodie Footie Snuggle Suit. It's a voltron of my most comfortable items: my favorite slippers, warmest hoodie and coziest blanket into one giant cushy blanket suit. And it's got thumb holes! Here's the ad: More »

Great Moments In Commercial History: Domino's Pasta Dude
By Ben Popken on May 6, 2009 2:33 PM  
Back in early '08, to promote their new line of pasta primavera items, Domino's rolled out a screechy-voiced CGI rigatoni that raps about the joys of oven-baked pasta, reports SoGood. "Pasta Dude" some rhymes, then he busts out some dance moves that look like he's bending over an imaginary dance partner and slapping them across the rear. This, apparently, was cause for controversy.  More »

Great Moments In Commercial History: Frank Myers Auto
By Meg Marco on February 20, 2009 6:33 PM  

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Reader Kate nominates Frank Myers Auto for this week's award.   More »

Great Moments In Commercial History: FarmersOnly.com
By Meg Marco on February 6, 2009 7:17 PM  

Reader Laurie nominates these two commercials for a rural dating service. Farming is so lonely.  More »

Great Moments In Commercial History: Nestle White Chocolate
By Meg Marco on January 29, 2009 7:09 PM  

—>Yep, that's right, we're bringing back Great Moments in Commercial History, and Reader Paul is kicking things off with this delightfully awful '80s confection.  More »

Cheers To You! Motivational CD Offers Eight Creepy, Life-Affirming Tracks
By Alex Chasick on January 22, 2009 9:00 PM  

—>If you're down in the dumps and have nowhere else to turn, consider this collection of congratulatory remarks dubbed over applause. Only $24.95! But wait, if you order right now, you'll also get some, uh, pewter puzzle pieces?  More »

Please Nominate Your Favorite Awful Commercials For "Great Moments In Commercial History"
By Meg Marco on January 20, 2009 11:35 PM  

—>Know what needs to come back? Great Moments in Commercial History. If you'd like to nominate a commercial for this prestigious weekly award, please send a link to the commercial along with a paragraph explaining what the commercial means to you. Please, please check our archive to make sure that we have not already featured your favorite. Send your email to tips@consumerist.com and put "Great Moments" in the subject.   More »

Snuggies And ShamWows Beseige Nation's Cheap Airwaves
By Ben Popken on January 9, 2009 10:16 PM  

—>The economy is 'sploding so that means it's infomercial mating season. Prices for airtime are dropping as bigger advertisers pull their spots, so the Billy Mays of the world are now getting slots during 30 Rock commercial breaks. At the same time, more people are watching TV because they don't have money to go out and it helps anesthetize them to the pain of reality. Thus, the rise of the ShamWow and the Snuggie, a super slurping sponge cloth, and a blanket with arms, respectively. Let's take a closer look.  More »

Behold The Wunder Boner
By Alex Chasick on January 2, 2009 11:00 PM  
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Jones Bigass Truck Rental & Storage
By Ben Popken on December 15, 2008 9:28 PM  

—>Jone's Bigass Truck Rental & Storage will let you store anything you please. He's got a weed-riddled cement lot he bought at auction for $1.00 and some trucks you can toss some shit in.  More »

PedEgg Ads Scam, Suit Alleges
By Ben Popken on June 26, 2008 5:14 PM  

—>Who would have ever thought that a low-budget infomercial touting an egg-shaped device home pedicure device with "100 precision microfiles" might be deceptive in some way? Not, apparently, its actors, two of whom are suing the makers of "PedEgg." The thespians say they PedEgg told them the commercial would be internets-only. Instead, it's on the national airways. We don't care about that part. Rather, we chuckle over the suit's revelation that PedEgg hired a horror-makeup guy to apply "artificial bumps and discoloration" to their feet to increase the contrast between the "before" and "after" shots. Quelle horreru! Besides their dishonest advertising tactics, someone should also sue PedEgg for the gross-out shot when they dump all the foot shavings in the trash. See the full commercial inside.  More »

Great Moments In Commercial History: Fred And Sharon's Movies
By Meg Marco on March 12, 2008 7:45 PM  

Here's a commercial that demonstrates that even local public access TV has standards that must be met. Fortunately for us, when public access says no, YouTube says "yes."  More »

Great Moments In Commercial History: "Al'z Place"
By consumerist.com on February 19, 2008 4:49 PM  

—>The Stay Free! daily blog was watching the telly and nearly spit out its wheatgrass juice when it noticed an ad for a senior care facility in Brooklyn that has blessed its Alzeimer's ward with a delightful moniker. They call it, "Al'z place." That marketing decisions strikes us as, shall we say, unfortunate. What's the message here? "He forgot his name and so did we so we just call him Al."  More »

Great Moments In Commercial History: Prime Cut Meat Market Restaurant
By Meg Marco on January 30, 2008 11:59 PM  

If you'd like to nominate a commercial for our weekly series "Great Moments In Commercial History" send us an email at tips [at] consumerist [dot] com. Be sure to put "Great Moments In Commercial History" in the subject. To see other commercials that have been featured in the series, click here.  More »

"Hand Shredder" #4 On List of Unfortunately Named Products
By Chris Walters on January 14, 2008 7:11 PM  

—> Say No to Crack has posted a list of five of the worst-named products to ever reach the market. Runner up for best worst name is that classic of early 80s television, AYDS diet chews (which we've covered in depth here). Our personal favorite, though, is the Hand Shredder.  More »

Great Moments In Commercial History: Hai Karate Aftershave
By consumerist.com on January 9, 2008 7:14 PM  
The ads for Axe body sprays have a cultural debt to be paid to the makers of Hai Karate aftershave, sold from the 60's to the 80's. Their whole marketing strategy hinged on the notion that the budget aftershave would turn women into wild maniacs who couldn't wait to put their hands on you. More »

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