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966-Calorie BK Burger Called "Height Of Irresponsibility" In UK
By Chris Morran on January 25, 2012 1:30 PM  
Health advocates in England, where every meal comes with a grayish sausage and a pint of warm beer, are up in arms about Burger King's new Smoked Bacon & Cheddar Double Angus burger and its 966 calories, and 58g of fat. These people have apparently never looked at the BK menu here in the former colonies. More Â»

What Happens When You Let 100 Cats Loose Inside An IKEA?
By Laura Northrup on September 10, 2010 8:00 AM  
Who knows better than cats what the most comfortable and interesting spaces in your house are? That's the idea behind a new commercial for IKEA. To get the crucial kitty footage, one hundred cats were—why not?—let loose inside the Wembley store after hours to romp and nap for the cameras. More Â»

How Do I Get Banned From Every Bar In England?
By Chris Morran on April 16, 2010 4:25 PM  
What does it take to get yourself barred, not just from your local after-work watering hole, but from every bar in your entire country? There's a 20-year-old woman in England who can answer that question, having just become the first person to ever be legally banned from buying or drinking booze anywhere in the UK. More Â»

Think Times Are Tough? Try The Recession Of 410-1100
By Marc Perton on December 23, 2009 12:51 PM  
Cheer up! Sure, you may be unemployed. The bank may be close to foreclosing on your home. And other creditors are circling like vultures to make sure they get a piece of your hide before you declare bankruptcy or go underground. But at least you don't have to deal with a complete collapse of all commerce, no infrastructure to speak of and the total loss of all skilled labor. Of course, as long as you weren't covered in sh*t, you were probably doing OK. More Â»

Unemployed Man With Metal Detector Finds Priceless Gold Treasure
By Laura Northrup on September 27, 2009 9:00 PM  

—>An unemployed man in England, scouring a farmer's fields with his metal detector, made a fantastic discovery of gold treasure. No, really, Ancient gold treasure.  More Â»

Consumers No Longer Forking Out For Knives
By Carey Alexander on August 2, 2009 12:00 PM  

—>Culturally bankrupt shoppers are now buying twice as many forks as knives, according to a British department store. The Brits blame the erosion of their cherished culture on "the American habit of using a single fork." And that's not all. Apparently we're also ruining their understanding and respect for the elegant tradition of proper place settingsMore Â»

Range Rover Protests Its Own Existence Outside Dealership
By Laura Northrup on June 3, 2009 10:48 PM  

—>Sure, if you're dissatisfied with your vehicle, you could complain to the company. You could write to Consumerist, or even start your own Web site. Or you could park it in front of the dealership that it came from, with a list of the vehicle's flaws and a warning to potential buyers plastered on in vinyl letters. A man in Colchester, England did just thatMore Â»

UPS Breaks, Steals Computer
By Carey Alexander on April 12, 2008 7:05 PM  

—>Nick paid the UPS store in Woburn, Massachusetts $600 to ship his computer with insurance to and from England. UPS smashed the computer somewhere along the way and insisted that Nick would need to wait 4-6 weeks for a decision on his claim. After a month, Nick called the UPS store and was told that they needed additional documentation. Another month later, Nick decided to get a new computer and asked for the damaged computer back so he could use it for parts, only to find out that the UPS store had inexplicably shipped it to headquarters, which then delivered it to a stranger in New York named Ken.  More Â»

TV Star Includes Bank Account In Editorial Saying Identity Theft Is No Big Deal, Gets Defrauded
By consumerist.com on January 8, 2008 2:36 PM  

—>Jeremy Clarkson, a British TV star, wrote an editorial describing privacy activism as "palaver," and just to prove how safe we all are, included his bank account number. Soon afterwards someone snagged £500 from the Top Gear host's account. "I was wrong and I have been punished for my mistake," the presenter later told reporters. Needless to say, you should never share your bank account information with anyone who doesn't need it, for instance, millions of faceless readers.  More Â»

Liquor Store Refuses To Sell Booze To Man Who May Be 12 or 74, Who Can Say?
By Chris Walters on September 27, 2007 10:29 AM  

—> A shop in England refused to sell two bottles of wine to a white-haired, balding grandfather—you know, the kind with wrinkles on his face—because he balked when the cashier asked him to prove he was over 21. The man, being ornery in that way that old folks just naturally embrace, refused: "I felt like saying 'What do I look like? Are you a fool?'"  More Â»

United Airlines: Sorry We Lost Your Cat in the Cargo Hold For 3 Weeks
By Meg Marco on January 18, 2007 11:24 PM  
    A 12-year-old orange tabby cat named "Pumpkin" is said to be doing well, after going three weeks without food or water in the cargo hold of a passenger jet that flew from England to Germany.  More Â»

Finder Of Apple Porn On His Daughter's Laptop Interviewed
By consumerist.com on December 2, 2006 12:29 AM  

—>UPDATE: Imran works as a system administrator at Orange, the mobile arm of France Telecom.  More Â»

Women Like Skinny Models?
By Meg Marco on September 25, 2006 9:05 PM  

—>Here's a suspect little piece of reporting from The Sun claiming that women prefer skinny models:  More Â»

Consumers Protest Exorbitant Text Message Prices
By consumerist.com on March 17, 2006 2:10 PM  

—>Here in America, we're in the digital stone age, at least as far as how widespread the adoption of some cool new technologies are. There's not universal broadband (which the US Government paid the telcos to implement; instead they built up more DSL because there's more money to be made on it), wi-fi coverage is intermittent and text message use is a lot less pervasive than in most European countries. In Italy they have tons of teenagers showing up in hospitals with repetive stress injuries directly resulting from punching out reams of text messages.  More Â»

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