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The Best Thing We Have Ever Posted: Reader Tries To Cancel AOL

This is the best thing we have ever posted. It's so good that we almost don't want to comment on this mp3 that Consumerist reader Vincent Ferrari recording him trying to cancel his AOL account. Like that sublime moment of virginal penetration, it's too beautiful to sully with our flatulent verbiage. Unfortunately, that sublime moment of virginal penetration happened upon the puckered lips of Vincent's own sphincter, and the penetrator was a trick named John, the most idiotic and persistent CSR to ever grace the trade. More »