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Hate Outsourced Bankers? Just Ask For A US One
Loathe the outsourced customer service reps on the Washington Mutual phone lines? Just ask for a US-banker, says one WaMu insider: More »
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Xbox Live Won't Refund Points For Game They Can't Deliver
How long can a company continue to "investigate" what's obviously a failed download before they credit your account? For Xbox Live Marketplace, the answer is 2 months, 2 weeks, and counting. Every attempt Joe makes at resolving the issue lands him in a customer service purgatory from which no solution can ever escape. Joe writes, "The problem is that there is no recourse for the customer in a situation where this actually does happen. Microsoft took my money before my product was transferred to me. The transfer then failed to take place. It is no fault of my own and there is nothing I can do about it." Read Joe's full account below. More »
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Tmobile Call Center Bans Kleenex
Update on that outsourced Tmobile call center that banned paper and pens earlier this week: our insider reports that Kleenex is now verboten as well. He furthermore notes that, "paper and pens, if they are to be used, have to be signed out from a supervisor. When signed back in, the paper is shredded by the supervisor." Any reps feeling the need to cry about their vaporizing dignity can use the back of their sleeve, after their request form is approved. A comment from our previous post explains why this might be a bad idea...
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Tmobile Forbids Use Of Paper and Pens In Call Center
An insider reports that a Tmobile call center has outlawed customer service reps having pens and paper out in the open. According to our source, the outsourced Business Care facility in Sarnia, Ontario is concerned about reps making off with data. Pens, paper, pencils are not to be left out on the work areas. If they are used, they must be put back inside the desk and locked after use. This has "made life considerably less pleasant for them...There are a number of reps who write faster than they type, so they use a notepad as a sort of buffer." Even photographs and other paper items on cubicle walls will have to be laminated to insure they're not used as illegal writing surfaces. The tipster says Startek-run call center is conducting an audit today to insure compliance with all of its new, policies. It's a good thing that no one working at Tmobile might have access to a small electronic device capable of data input and transmission.
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Stressful Call Center Allegedly Kills Verizon Employee
I've heard anecdotal evidence of increased numbers of heart attacks at call centers due to stress, but here's a local new story from WYFF so now you know it's true:
"She was sitting at her desk and all of a sudden, 'bam,' her head hit the keyboard on the computer and she was gone," another former co-worker said. Young's daughters said they believe job stress caused their mother to have a fatal heart attack at the call center last year. "She said every day, that she was going to drop dead at her desk, it was so stressful," Beth Young said. "She did. That's exactly what happened."
EMS has been called to this Verizon call center six times in three months, with chest pains being the most frequent reason. So the lesson here is to be nice to you customer service rep. They'll probably help you out more, anyway.
Sometimes, Good Jobs Can Have Dangerous Effects [WYFF] (Thanks to Christy!)
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Definition: "Zero Outs" - What call centers call customer who, instead of climbing through the branches of the phone tree, keep pounding zero in hopes of bypassing straight to an operator.
insiders
5 Confessions Of An Apple Tech Support Supervisor
A tech support supervisor, from what we figure to be Apple, has stepped forward to break down some behind-the-scenes workings with his underlings who sometimes make both his and consumer's lives difficult. For instance, one of the reasons you might be on hold so long is agents using fake work codes to avoid taking calls. Also, we know that metrics rule the call centers, but, in one of the confessions, he talks about how not only is it important to not go over your average handle time, you also can't go too far under. Just strive to be perfectly average, and you'll go far... More »
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I'm working on a Powerpoint to be delivered later this week about "the 5 things you can learn from a Consumerist" and I wanted to share this slide of with you guys. I think it expresses what we all sometimes think is underneath those shiny voices and looping musical medleys: a killbot army that wants to get you off the phone as soon as possible. "It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead."
Please Hold, The Terminator Army Will Be With You Shortly
I'm working on a Powerpoint to be delivered later this week about "the 5 things you can learn from a Consumerist" and I wanted to share this slide of with you guys. I think it expresses what we all sometimes think is underneath those shiny voices and looping musical medleys: a killbot army that wants to get you off the phone as soon as possible. "It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead."
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