Seriously, it's like a giant, glittering shovel full of Bukkakios. No wonder the elves are so excited.

Read the Oozinator thread to see why we cream over this Super Soaker squirt gun.

Hasbro Marketing Executive, a glowing light bulb bouncing merrily above his skull: "I've got it! First, we'll design our new Supersoaker water gun with the shape and hue of a grotesque alien phallus. Then, instead of water, we'll make it squirt ropes of thick, opalescent ooze! Finally, we'll market it with a television spot in which a pan-ethnic rainbow of small children are the gleeful recipients to load after hot, sticky load shot all over their chests and faces! It's a win!"

Even the Oozinator sounds like someone's pet name for their masculinity... post venereal disease. Thanks, Joel!

UPDATE: There were some damn funny Amazon review pages of the product that have since been deleted. have been deleted. We've got a few archived here.

Apparently, a Virgin flight enroute to Las Vegas hit some turbulence and according to businesswoman Claire Daley a stewardess, "screamed every time we dropped and at one point chanted three times 'We're going to crash'."

"It was very, very scary. Most people on that plane thought they were going to die" said Mr Marshall, a 33-year old BBC journalist. Half of the passengers used their barf bags, he added.

Probe into 'Panicking Stewardess' [BBC] (Thanks to Jeff!)