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  • Take that Bratz: Barbie is Back?

    Apparently, Toy giant Mattel is coming back with a vengence on the strength of sales of T.M.X. Elmo and...Barbie? After stiff competition from those slutty-looking (allegedly foul-mouthed) Bratz dolls, Barbie is finally making a comeback. From the...

  • Parents Think Bratz Baby Doll Says "Fuck You"

    Is there no end to the foul things parents hear their children's toys say? Already this season Ariel the Mermaid has been accused of calling people "sluts." Now the Bratz baby is saying fuck you to people. Could it be that the doll is singing "So...

  • THQ Discovers Box Art Ipecac Equivalent

    I'm not sure if THQ is competing in some sort of Pink Flamingos-style contest with publisher Ubisoft for most deplorable box art behavior, but if so, THQ has taken the lead. The entire concept of Bratz is already offensive, but the collection of...

  • Bratz Face Billion-Dollar Restitution After Brutal Barbie Assault and Robbery

    Press your ear to the ground this morning and feel the subsonic rumblings rolling over from Riverside — better known these days as the Epicenter of Epochal Doll Litigation since Mattel went to war against Bratz manufacturer MGA Entertainment...

  • Karaoke powerhouse the Singing Machine reported that first-quarter sales had been revived in part thanks to products based on Bratz, the popular line of freakishly deformed teenage slutbag action figures. Raftery is furiously adding a...

  • Fresh Aussie Sales Charts

    Somebody pinch me. I'm dreaming. Not a good dream, with a "happy ending", sadly, but not a "granny's stubbly whisker kisses" dream, either. Thankfully. This is something in between, something weirder, where Ice Age 2 and Spyro on the DS can...

  • Australian Sales Charts

    Latest Australian weekly sales figures are in (week ending March 18). The top 10? Why, below, of course.

  • Ubisoft/Bratz Lawsuit Is A Taste Of What's To Come

    Writing on Law.com, Kellie Schmitt argues that the recent Ubisoft/Bratz lawsuit, which saw the French publisher awarded $13 million from the makers of the slutty little plastic sluts, is a "harbinger" for the videogame industry. Citing the fact...

  • Fascinating Yet Horrifying: The Barbie & Bratz MMOs

    Barbie, everyone's favorite anatomically impossible plastic plaything now has her own MMO: BarbieGirls. Following in the footsteps of things like Club Penguin, just a lot pinker and more irritating, it's a brilliant marketing strategy and...

  • Les Miles Needs To Work On His Sarcastic Rants

    If you're going to start ripping people, Les Miles, go all the way. That way Every Day Should Be Saturday wouldn't have to step in and pick up the slack with some writer's embellishment, turning what was some mildly interesting radio content into...