mattbrown commented on Health Officials: Did We Say Tomatoes? We Meant Jalapeño Peppers

"But salmonellomato sounds so much better than salmoño peppers."

mattbrown commented on Save Money By Bartering

"Unsure if this had been posted, but this is very common in the services industry."

mattbrown commented on HTC Touch Pro Advances Slide-Out Windows Mobile Action

"Waiting for Sprint! @berbar: Both are designed by HTC (actually)."

mattbrown commented on Sprint Instinct Requires $70-a-Month Simply Everything Data Plan

"@bfk: Patience, my son."

mattbrown commented on Sprint Instinct Requires $70-a-Month Simply Everything Data Plan

"Don't forget about SERO: [mattdbrown.blogspot.com] Get the phone, and maybe a data plan on the cheap."

mattbrown commented on HTC Touch Diamond Available Online Now

"$729 + 6 days?"

mattbrown commented on CVS Accidentally Gives You Leukemia Drugs, Sends You To Intensive Care For A Week

"This is ridiculous."

mattbrown commented on Bad Customers And The Stupid Things They Say

"How about the way it should have gone: Me: "Can I help you?" Customer:"I'm looking for non-fiction." Me:"What kind?" Customer: "Just non-fiction." Me: "Okay."

mattbrown commented on Christian Group Calls For Boycott Over Titillating New Starbucks Logo

"I would totally fuck that mermaid with two tails."