LionelEHutz commented on Woman Loses $400,000 To Nigerian Email Scam

"If Woody would have called the police, none of this ever would have ever happened."

LionelEHutz commented on Consumerist Is For Sale

"I offer Tree Fitty."

LionelEHutz commented on FDA Considers Banning OTC Cough Medicines For All Children Under 6

"Sounds to me like the Pediatricians and Pharmacies are just looking for more business (you get tagged with a copay on both ends if you needed to get a prescription, assuming that you have insurance)."

LionelEHutz commented on Live Underground For Cheap

"Wow, cozy Hobbit holes are all the rage, even before the Peter Jackson remake is in theaters."

LionelEHutz commented on Stop Whining About Hurricane Ike, You're Scheduled To Work At Walgreens

"That's Texas for you..."

LionelEHutz commented on Northwest Airlines Begins Charging $15 For First Checked Bag Today

"So, we the American taxpayer, give the airlines billions in taxpayer money for bailouts and this is how those ungrateful bastards treat us. Next time they are about to go bankrupt I say let them fail."

LionelEHutz commented on Comcast: 250 GB Cap Coming October 1st?

"@chuckv: And if all of the broadband providers have caps then consumers will have nowhere to turn to, so the "the market will solve the problem" nonsense is pure BS. These companies get to their customers by using municipal rights of way that are on publicly owned and private property."

LionelEHutz commented on Hooray! Newegg Stops Collecting New York Sales Tax

"@zibby: FYI - Spitzer isn't governor anymore, it's David Patterson."

LionelEHutz commented on Hooray! Newegg Stops Collecting New York Sales Tax

"@nicemarmot617: Interesting, when the State bailed out NYC in the 70's you didn't hear all of the whining and complaining about Albany back then."

LionelEHutz commented on Duracell's New Ad: 'Oh No Your Kid Just Got Stolen!'

"If Woody would have called the police, none of this would have ever happened. Oh, and the ad was a bit creepy."