Front_Towards_Enemy commented on Skin Cream Has Killed The Mutant Ninja Turtles

""These are hopefully not infomercials," said Fox Networks Group chairman Tony Vinciquerra."

Front_Towards_Enemy commented on Hardware Hoarder Builds Australia's Largest Computer Museum In His House

"Wow...he's holding an 8 inch floppy."

Front_Towards_Enemy commented on IKEA Employee Steals $400,000 In Less Than A Year

"Due to the loss at Ikea they will now be forced to make their goods with 10% less particle board."

Front_Towards_Enemy commented on Sprint Asking Employees To Please Pink Slip Themselves

"Says a spokesperson, "No one is being forced to do anything."

Front_Towards_Enemy commented on Circuit City Turns To Unrelentingly Optimistic Junk Email As The End Nears

"What next ?"

Front_Towards_Enemy commented on Cool Concept Art And Deleted Scenes From Clone Wars DVD

"Thank the maker they left out "You know who" from the story."

Front_Towards_Enemy commented on Fear of Climate Change Has Maldives Seeking Backup Homeland

"@crashfrog: I love when people point to wikipedia as undiputable fact. I would give much more crediblility if you did a smidge of actual reasearch at the NOAA."

Front_Towards_Enemy commented on She-Grifters Scam Granddad For $10,000+ A Month

"Gee something like this is happening in the scam capitol of the US ?"

Front_Towards_Enemy commented on Gas Prices Have Fallen For 51 Straight Days

"So that's where the Meat Snack Center is located!"

Front_Towards_Enemy commented on Airlines Considers $10 Fee For Sitting Away From Babies

"I'd gladly pay an extra 50.00 to have an airline executive sit between a drunk and colicky baby on a long duration flight."