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"Man I would FLIP OUT if I found a large arachnid (even if it was dead) in my nanners. I remember one time outside a CostPlus World Market, I saw a deck-of-cards-sized beetle (flattened by a car, probably) in the parking lot and I freaked so bad I couldn't even scream."

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CrazyRedd commented on Girls Next Door: Hugh Hefner Remembers Having Sex With Model's Mom

"The only thing I can tell you about ol' Hef is the rumor that he collected playboy dolls (not barbies, but similar) and stripped them naked and put them around his toilet so they would watch him urinate."

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"Mike O'Hearn/Titan!"

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""The More You Know"."

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"@Keen314: I am Legend 2: Hancock Takes Manhattan"

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"Could you have photoshopped the box to say "suck 'em"?"