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James C., Your Oozinator Is Shipping

Unlike other Gawker blogs, we actually send the winners of our contests their prizes. Congrats once again to James C for coming up with one of the winning slogans. We'll get right on designing that t-shirt....soon...

11:29 AM on Tue Sep 12 2006
By Ben Popken
323 views, Comment

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Oozinator: AV Club Peepshows Hasbro's Marketing Team

LA improvers The AV Club imagine what must have happened in those heady moments just before Hasbro unleashed the Oozinator upon an unsuspecting nation. One voice of reason tried to explain, "The Money Shot," but his voice was drowned in a cacophonous sploogeathon. More »

5:19 PM on Thu Aug 10 2006
By Ben Popken
486 views, 3 comments

Latest by denki: That was horrible. It's a slow re-enactment of what everyone thought of about the oozinator when it came out...what, 2-3 more »

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Avery and Phil Oozinate ShopWiki

On Tuesday, we invited all of our readers to head on over to ShopWiki and let them pay you 50 clams for an Oozinator review. Two days later and we're happy to report that the first video review of the Oozinator is already up, filmed by the very funny Avery and Phil. More »

7:05 AM on Thu Jun 29 2006
By consumerist.com
92 views, 1 comment

Latest by ModerateSnark: Nice slo-mo. Yes, the onanist, er, I mean the onus is on Ben to beat this, uh, I mean, beat that, more »

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Pith & Vinegar; Puddles of Cuddles

• Starting Wednesday, these guys WILL PAY YOU $50 for submitting a video review of a product. We should tell them all about the Oozinator. [ShopWiki]
• We would sell the Brooklyn Bridge more often but those seller fees are getting downright usurious. [Collage] "The 10 Weirdest Things Ever Sold On eBay"
• Telling you what we had for lunch today would violate national security interests. [ZDnet] "Supreme Court to review Bell conspiracy case"
• We would love to see the animal that produced the pink one. We would mate it with My Little Pony. [Copyranter] " NYC Window Displays—Zamir Furs."
• Maybe they just ate too much turkey and got tired. [USAToday] "FDA issues fewer safety, quality citations"

12:19 AM on Wed Jun 28 2006
By Ben Popken
97 views, Comment

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Oozinator Ooze Tested

Captivated by the Oozinator squirt guns possibilities, mainly those involving its ability to shoot ooze, we ordered one. Here is the money shot. It fulfills all your hopes and dreams. This is but a preview of a longer ooze opus. Enjoy. More »

4:52 PM on Wed Jun 21 2006
By Ben Popken
428 views, 13 comments

Latest by Bon Jour, Pee Wee: 'Geniously disgusting' - love it. more »

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Oozinator Purchased

The following items have been shipped to you by Amazon.com:
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Toys"R"Us items (Sold by Toysrus.com, LLC):
1 Oozinator Blaster $24.99 1 $24.99 More »

12:09 AM on Wed Jun 21 2006
By Ben Popken
84 views, 4 comments

Latest by Paul D: I have named my Oozinator... Li'l Peter North more »

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Oozinator Doesn't Want Our Interview

We submitted our questions to Hasbro PR but for some strange reason we can't fathom, they're less than oozing out of their suits to speak with us. More »

1:23 PM on Wed May 24 2006
By popkin
309 views, 6 comments

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Ask The Consumerists: What's in the Ooze?

We're on a quest. We want to interview the Oozinator. We want to find out what was going on in Hasbro's minds when they created this product and its advertising. More »

4:20 PM on Mon May 22 2006
By popkin
314 views, 13 comments

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Oozinator YTMND

Cementing its status as a fully-fledged, card-carrying, dues-paying, internet meme, the infamous Oozinator has been splattered into a YTMND. More »

2:24 PM on Fri May 19 2006
By popkin
213 views, 2 comments

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The Lost Oozinator Reviews

On Monday we found the innuendo splattered Amazon reviews for the SuperSoaker Oozinator (a squirt gun which shoots slime and water in a very phallic fashion) wiped clean by some unknown, possibly socked, hand. More »

7:18 PM on Thu May 11 2006
By popkin
2,816 views, 3 comments

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