This week in recalls: flaming sparkly things, collapsing chairs and bikes, and chicken pot pies seasoned with metal pins. A little something for everyone!

Food and Consumables
Market Day chicken pot pies (sold at fundraisers) - metal pins

Furniture
Spine Align and Posture Perfect Ergonomic Office Chairs - fall hazard

Household
Pier One tea lights - flaming glitter hazard
Pier One Santa tea light holders - fire hazard
No-Spill 5-gallon Gasoline Cans - Yes, leak
Food Club Supreme Clean Clear Ammonia - Bottles actually contain bleach. Oh, sweet merciful Ceiling Cat.

Babies and Children
Graco strollers - finger-chopping abilities
Dorel Asia cribs - suffocation and strangulation hazard
Timerland children's boots - lead paint
Caramia drop-side cribs - fall and entrapment hazards (like every other drop-side crib that has been recalled)
"Big Rex and Friends" Cloth Books - contain lead

Electronics
Acer laptops - burn hazard
Rockler LED light kits - explosion hazard

Hobbies and Recreation
Seattle Bike Supply bikes and framesets - Falling-apart-while-riding hazard
Oxmoor House home improvement books - as if anyone noticed
Ameristep Plastic Strap-On Tree Step - Fall hazard