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  <title>Comments for Daddy, Can I Borrow $7 Billion To Buy Cadbury?</title>
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    <published>2009-12-01T15:30:41Z</published>
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    <title>Daddy, Can I Borrow $7 Billion To Buy Cadbury?</title>
    <summary>&quot;Sure you can, junior,&quot; B of A and JP Morgan said to Hershey. &quot;Just remember we&apos;re not made of money.&quot; The Business Standard reports Hershey is wants to borrow the money to buy Cadbury, the British hatchery of those delightful Easter basket treats, for 10.3 billion pounds -- that&apos;s 195 bazillion in U.S. dollars. Kraft is also going after Cadbury, and Augustus Gloop (who has changed his name to distance himself from that embarrassing incident in which he fell into Wonka&apos;s chocolate river as a boy) is being coy about which suitor he&apos;ll let romance him: Attributing to Cadbury Chief...</summary>
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      <name>Phil Villarreal</name>
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      <![CDATA[<p>"Sure you can, junior," B of A and JP Morgan said to Hershey. "Just remember we're not made of money."</p>

<p>The Business Standard reports <a href="http://www.business-standard.com/india/news/jp-morgan-bofa-gearto-fund-hershey%5Cs-cadbury-bid/79596/on">Hershey is wants to borrow the money to buy Cadbury</a>, the British hatchery of those delightful Easter basket treats, for 10.3 billion pounds -- that's 195 bazillion in U.S. dollars.</p>

<p>Kraft is also going after Cadbury, and Augustus Gloop (who has changed his name to distance himself from that embarrassing incident in which he fell into Wonka's chocolate river as a boy) is being coy about which suitor he'll let romance him:</p>

<p><blockquote>Attributing to Cadbury Chief Executive Todd Stitzer, the report said, Stitzer has indicated support for a possible tie-up with Hershey, rather than Kraft.

<p><br />
"I would prefer Cadbury to be in an environment where its values and principles could continue," the report said citing Stitzer.</p></blockquote></p>

<p>If the company's "values and principles" are giving you tummy aches with delicious food, either company is entirely capable. </p>

<p><a href="http://www.business-standard.com/india/news/jp-morgan-bofa-gearto-fund-hershey%5Cs-cadbury-bid/79596/on">JP Morgan, BofA gear up to fund Hershey's Cadbury bid</a> [Business Standard] <br />
<i>(Thanks, NORMLgirl!)</i></p>]]>
      
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    <id>tag:consumerist.com,2009://1.10000290-comment:20009312</id>
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    <title>Comment from ShadowFalls on 2009-12-04</title>
    <author>
        <name>ShadowFalls</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Well, you are in the same boat as Hershey then. They don't have it either. They are looking to borrow it.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-12-04T07:19:28Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:consumerist.com,2009://1.10000290-comment:20006108</id>
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    <title>Comment from Dustbunny on 2009-12-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>Dustbunny</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I think they ended up closing Josef Schmidt too. I used to live a couple blocks away from their store in San Francisco </p>]]>
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    <published>2009-12-02T01:36:35Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:consumerist.com,2009://1.10000290-comment:20005990</id>
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    <title>Comment from MickeyMoo on 2009-12-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>MickeyMoo</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>When Hershey purchased Scharffen Berger in Berkeley they stated that nothing would change. Then the IT crew from PA came and installed their systems. Then suggestions were made about ingredients to lower production costs. Now - little more than 3 years later - the factory is being closed, production moved away. The chocolate, while certainly a step above Hershey bars (votive candles that fell in cocoa as stated above) isn't as good as when Scharffen Berger was independent. They also purchased Josef Schmidt about the same time, though I have no info about what happened there. </p>]]>
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    <published>2009-12-01T23:35:00Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:consumerist.com,2009://1.10000290-comment:20005980</id>
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    <title>Comment from Roloboto on 2009-12-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>Roloboto</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>ZING!!</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-12-01T23:26:13Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:consumerist.com,2009://1.10000290-comment:20005977</id>
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    <title>Comment from SunnyLea on 2009-12-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>SunnyLea</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Hahaha! Consumerist is has been eated by lolcats. </p>]]>
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    <published>2009-12-01T23:21:47Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:consumerist.com,2009://1.10000290-comment:20005973</id>
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    <title>Comment from SunnyLea on 2009-12-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>SunnyLea</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Which is why I buy my Cadbury in the British Import section at Publix. And now I need a Fruit and Nut Bar. Thanks, Consumerist!</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-12-01T23:18:09Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:consumerist.com,2009://1.10000290-comment:20005956</id>
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    <title>Comment from nybiker on 2009-12-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>nybiker</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Or if you're on the west coast, you could try <a href="https://www.franschocolates.com/" rel="nofollow">https://www.franschocolates.com/</a><br />
My gift recipient in Texas loved the stuff I sent.  Unfortunately, that was last year. This year, no gifts due to unemployment.<br />
Josh's shipping charges are extreme:<br />
If your order total is: 	Shipping charges will be: <br />
$0-$25.00	$8.00<br />
$25.01-$50.00	$12.00<br />
$50.01-$75.00	$14.00<br />
$75.01-$100.00	$18.50<br />
$100.01-$150.00	$24.00<br />
$150.01-$200.00	$30.00<br />
$200.00 and over 	15% of total order<br />
And it's shipped Priority Mail.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-12-01T22:44:45Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:consumerist.com,2009://1.10000290-comment:20005909</id>
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    <title>Comment from Michael the Great on 2009-12-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>Michael the Great</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Man, that means that us Americans are going to get worse Cadbury chocolate. Crap.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-12-01T21:58:04Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:consumerist.com,2009://1.10000290-comment:20005832</id>
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    <title>Comment from pecan 3.14159265 on 2009-12-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>pecan 3.14159265</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>*shakes fist* Now I really want chocolate!! </p>]]>
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    <published>2009-12-01T21:18:48Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:consumerist.com,2009://1.10000290-comment:20005802</id>
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    <title>Comment from RedCatLinux on 2009-12-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>RedCatLinux</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Here... you dropped this: ----> ?</p>

<p>Maybe like us they can't edit their posts. </p>]]>
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    <published>2009-12-01T20:56:47Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:consumerist.com,2009://1.10000290-comment:20005737</id>
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    <title>Comment from ap0 on 2009-12-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>ap0</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Why do Volvos suck?  I love mine.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-12-01T20:15:48Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:consumerist.com,2009://1.10000290-comment:20005735</id>
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    <title>Comment from sakanagai on 2009-12-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>sakanagai</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>...says the gent who ended a question with a period.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-12-01T20:15:01Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:consumerist.com,2009://1.10000290-comment:20005733</id>
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    <title>Comment from sakanagai on 2009-12-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>sakanagai</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I did just that last year. One of the local grocers finally started carrying some more traditional Cadbury items like Dairy Milk, Fruit & Nut (one of my other favorites), and even Toffee Crisp. Not much else yet, but the owner seemed genuinely intrigued by descriptions of their other confections.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-12-01T20:13:40Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:consumerist.com,2009://1.10000290-comment:20005708</id>
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    <title>Comment from Skankingmike on 2009-12-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>Skankingmike</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>maybe the internet catz got too him?</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-12-01T20:00:09Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:consumerist.com,2009://1.10000290-comment:20005686</id>
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    <title>Comment from immaculate gaenor on 2009-12-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>immaculate gaenor</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Just come up to Canada! We have all the Cadbury goodness up here. :)</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-12-01T19:51:41Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:consumerist.com,2009://1.10000290-comment:20005616</id>
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    <title>Comment from shanoaravendare on 2009-12-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>shanoaravendare</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I'm wondering how you know what the flavor of a votive candle that fell into a box of cocoa tastes like.</p>

<p>Personal experience?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-12-01T19:11:57Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:consumerist.com,2009://1.10000290-comment:20005585</id>
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    <title>Comment from Powerlurker on 2009-12-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>Powerlurker</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>If it makes you feel better, the EU currently allows vegetable fats to be used in "chocolate", which the US still prohibits.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-12-01T18:59:45Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:consumerist.com,2009://1.10000290-comment:20005571</id>
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    <title>Comment from pmr12002 on 2009-12-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>pmr12002</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>"The Business Standard reports <b>Hershey is wants to borrow</b> the money to buy Cadbury the British hatchery of those delightful Easter basket treats, for 10.3 billion pounds -- that's 195 bazillion in U.S. dollars."</p>

<p>Didn't you guys check for grammar before posting</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-12-01T18:53:59Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:consumerist.com,2009://1.10000290-comment:20005477</id>
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    <title>Comment from Expat on 2009-12-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>Expat</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Kraft needs to keep their hands off Cadbury.<br />
They bought Terrys Chocolate (Chocolate Oranges) shut down the factory and moved production to Poland!<br />
The Factory now stands empty.<br />
As for Hershey they couldn't make a decent chocolate bar if they wanted to.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-12-01T18:17:08Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:consumerist.com,2009://1.10000290-comment:20005447</id>
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    <title>Comment from RedCatLinux on 2009-12-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>RedCatLinux</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I'm holding out for Cadbury Flake. </p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-12-01T17:48:36Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:consumerist.com,2009://1.10000290-comment:20005401</id>
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    <title>Comment from sakanagai on 2009-12-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>sakanagai</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Does this mean we may see Crunchie bars stateside? Please?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-12-01T17:13:33Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:consumerist.com,2009://1.10000290-comment:20005387</id>
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    <title>Comment from RedCatLinux on 2009-12-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>RedCatLinux</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Hershey's was only one of the companies that tried this, but I agree - that's nasty. Even as a child I would look at chocolate labels because candy that didn't meet the definition of chocolate was called chocolate candy, or chocolate flavored, and tasted bad compared to real chocolate. </p>

<p>I turned into an Easter basket snob. The chocolate bunnies from cheapo companies tasted wrong, and Cadbury bars tasted better than Hershy bars - I knew it at 6. </p>

<p>I wasn't aware that Hershey still went on to change a lot of their chocolate to be chocolate flavored. I think only Kisses and the regular Hershey chocolate bars survived that fate. </p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-12-01T17:06:53Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:consumerist.com,2009://1.10000290-comment:20005381</id>
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    <title>Comment from Snarkysnake on 2009-12-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>Snarkysnake</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>From a business perspective ,this makes some sense (if only to corral a competitor) for Hershey.In theory ,there are a lot of duplicative functions at Cadbury that could be subsumed into existing Hershey infrastructure. The product lines only compete in a few areas (Cadbury is seen as an upmarket brand above the pedestrian line of sweets at Hershey) It could work in theory...</p>

<p>But it will not be done in a computer simulation. Fiefdoms will be shattered ,egos will be bruised and all hell will break loose once two companies of this size shack up. There will be payoffs to upper management that will gobble money like an 8 year old let loose in a candy store. There will be nooks and crannies in the company that will remain sacred cows for restructure because they are some managers pet. There will be layoffs as two try to live as cheaply as one. Finally ,the product will be homogenized ,adulterated , and cheapened because the truth is that post-merger ,the accountants will have much more power than you can imagine.</p>

<p>Somebody needs to say it: No matter how many cutesy ads they run ,Hersheys chocolate tastes like chewing on a votive candle that has fallen into the cocoa box. They will do it to Cadbury too.</p>

<p>BTW , I almost did a Dr. Pepper noser when I read about "values and principles" being a consideration in this deal. Translation- Bid higher</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-12-01T17:05:12Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:consumerist.com,2009://1.10000290-comment:20005365</id>
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    <title>Comment from copious28 on 2009-12-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>copious28</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>Honestly, I would rather have just $2B to buy Volvo.  Its cheaper, and I would like to make them not suck so bad.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-12-01T16:55:48Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:consumerist.com,2009://1.10000290-comment:20005364</id>
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    <title>Comment from karmaghost on 2009-12-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>karmaghost</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>Um, it says who wrote it right underneath the "headline."  Who's lazy now?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-12-01T16:55:48Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:consumerist.com,2009://1.10000290-comment:20005352</id>
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    <title>Comment from WiglyWorm must cease and decist on 2009-12-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>WiglyWorm must cease and decist</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>Who the hell wrote this pile? It's lazy and unfunny.</p>

<p>FYI, next time you're feeling too lazy to look up exchange rates, just google "10.3 billion pounds in usd" and it will spit out "10.3 billion British pounds = 17.06298 billion U.S. dollars", so now you have no excuses.<br />
</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-12-01T16:51:56Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:consumerist.com,2009://1.10000290-comment:20005306</id>
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    <title>Comment from Hank Scorpio on 2009-12-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>Hank Scorpio</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>I'm still mad at Hershey's for trying to get the legal definition of what constitutes "chocolate" changed.  Screw them!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-12-01T16:22:57Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:consumerist.com,2009://1.10000290-comment:20005299</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:consumerist.com,2009://1.10000290" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/12/daddy-can-i-borrow-7-billion-to-buy-cadbury.html"/>
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    <title>Comment from RedCatLinux on 2009-12-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>RedCatLinux</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>Actually, I just had a Hershey bar this weekend, and I haven't in a while. It broke, the same as it always did when I was a kid. </p>

<p>I think temperature and age of the chocolate have a lot to do with this. </p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-12-01T16:17:41Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:consumerist.com,2009://1.10000290-comment:20005291</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:consumerist.com,2009://1.10000290" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/12/daddy-can-i-borrow-7-billion-to-buy-cadbury.html"/>
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    <title>Comment from hlpimfalling on 2009-12-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>hlpimfalling</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>"that's 195 bazillion in U.S. dollars"</p>

<p><br />
Really....</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-12-01T16:14:45Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:consumerist.com,2009://1.10000290-comment:20005281</id>
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    <title>Comment from tbax929 on 2009-12-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>tbax929</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>I used to stop in there a lot when I lived in Allentown. I thought their candy was pretty good. On the west coast, I stick to See's for my chocolate fix.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-12-01T16:10:59Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:consumerist.com,2009://1.10000290-comment:20005279</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:consumerist.com,2009://1.10000290" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/12/daddy-can-i-borrow-7-billion-to-buy-cadbury.html"/>
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    <title>Comment from Kitamura on 2009-12-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>Kitamura</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>But spiders are so overrated these days, and it's proven that you can copy them with a click of a button the same way the treasury prints money putting their high strung value into question.  Clearly a different new currency is required :p</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-12-01T16:09:50Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:consumerist.com,2009://1.10000290-comment:20005268</id>
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    <title>Comment from pecan 3.14159265 on 2009-12-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>pecan 3.14159265</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>Hershey, </p>

<p>I will offer you $3.50 and a drawing of a spider (rarer than gold these days) if you will back out of negotiations with Cadbury. </p>

<p>Kthxbai!</p>

<p>Sincerely, <br />
PecanPi</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-12-01T16:05:12Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:consumerist.com,2009://1.10000290-comment:20005256</id>
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    <title>Comment from Veridian Dynamics on 2009-12-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>Veridian Dynamics</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>As long as they don't change the Canadian Cadbury formula I will be happy.  Caramilks are the best chocolate bar ever.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-12-01T16:02:07Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:consumerist.com,2009://1.10000290-comment:20005244</id>
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    <title>Comment from idip on 2009-12-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>idip</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Of course we don't have an edit button....</p>

<p>but any of you can notice because the Hershey's of like 5 years ago would crack when you "broke" it... the Hershey's of today bends and sorta stretches until it finally breaks. </p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-12-01T15:57:15Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:consumerist.com,2009://1.10000290-comment:20005241</id>
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    <title>Comment from idip on 2009-12-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>idip</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Heh, Hershey's chocolate often has a weird plastic feel/taste/texture to it. I'm not so much a fan.</p>

<p>I actually noticed this once they went to that plastic wrapper instead of the paper foil. </p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-12-01T15:55:42Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:consumerist.com,2009://1.10000290-comment:20005238</id>
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    <title>Comment from westrujp on 2009-12-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>westrujp</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Then you may find it interesting that Hershey is the company that produces Cadbury products in the US.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-12-01T15:53:26Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:consumerist.com,2009://1.10000290-comment:20005234</id>
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    <title>Comment from scoobydoo on 2009-12-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>scoobydoo</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>I just hope Hershey doesn't screw up the Cadbury recipe. I despise Hershey chocolate and LOVE Cadbury, even though I don't think the EU believes Cadbury is actually real chocolate.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-12-01T15:49:22Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:consumerist.com,2009://1.10000290-comment:20005230</id>
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    <title>Comment from Quake &apos;n&apos; Shake on 2009-12-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>Quake &apos;n&apos; Shake</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Both Hershey and Cadbury make some good candies, the best candies belong to these guys:<br />
<a href="http://www.joshearlycandies.com/" rel="nofollow">http://www.joshearlycandies.com/</a><br />
Granted, if you don't live in Eastern PA, they'll gouge you on the shipping, but they still make the best chocolates I've ever had.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-12-01T15:47:50Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:consumerist.com,2009://1.10000290-comment:20005227</id>
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    <title>Comment from idip on 2009-12-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>idip</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I wish I had 7 billion dollars to buy Cadbury. </p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-12-01T15:40:27Z</published>
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