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Obama doesn't hate Truckasurus, that Communist Wendy Testaburger hates Truckasaurus...and Smurfs.
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Obama doesn't hate Truckasurus, that Communist Wendy Testaburger hates Truckasaurus...and Smurfs.
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By denying Truckasaurus, Obama is making Dr. House extremely upset. Heaven forbid he has some kind of bizarre and hard-to-diagnose illness - House will probably dangle Truckasaurus over his head before telling him he's lying about his symptoms and telling Omar Epps to break into the White House.
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@pecan 3.14159265: Totally unrelated, but have you ever seen Dracula 2000? How did Omar Epps get work after being in that thing? Come to think of it how did Gerard Butler come out of that unscathed?
@Donathius: Didn't he jump in front of a train on ER? You gotta give him credit for jumping off that sinking ship.
@pecan 3.14159265: I picture House telling Forman to just pretend he's Obama because \"White people think you all look alike anyway, but deny it\" and Forman giving him an \"Oh House\" look.
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It's not that Barry hates the classic Truckasaurus, it's that he's peeved that the so-called \"Truckasauruses\" foisted upon kids today are emasculated shadows of the true Truckasauruses.
Yup. It's time to demand that all Truckasauruses are allowed to keep their TruckNutz.
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That segment was so much funnier for having seen Mr. Goolsbee on Consumerist.
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Isn't Truckasaurus the one that crushed the Simpson's car? Man he's old.
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Hahahaha the look that Goolsbee gives when asked \"will you take away baseballs from autistic children?\" is just hilarious.
The moment that me almost fall over is when he turned around and said \"The car doesn't need to be driving when Truckasaurus feeds on it\". I don't think they expected him to critically think about what kind of cars Truckasaurus eats, and if he is a hunter or a scavenger. But he actually made a really good point there.
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If anything, demolition derbies should be the ONLY way to dispose of unwanted cars. It's how the cars would have wanted it.
I actually just sold my poor car to a demo derby for the same price I would have gotten for it to scrap it. I feel a lot better about the fate of my car. He wants it this way. Well he really wanted to be blown up by Conan O'Brian, but alas, that was not his fate. This will have to do.
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@korybing: My car was totaled earlier this year, and my fondest wish is that she finds her way to a demolition derby or is smashed by a monster truck.
@GitEmSteveDave_IsSlacking: That would also be acceptable. The back end, however, was smashed enough that there's not much fun left in it for a demolition derby.
To answer your questions: no, I was not in the car. It was parked on the street and a moron drove into it with a minivan going 50 in a 30 zone.
@Laura Northrup: Yikes! My car was totaled much more gently. The brakes went out and caused a very minor fender bender that didn't do a lot of damage, but the cost of replacing the brakes was far more than what the car was worth, so we had to send it to the great scrap heap in the sky. Glad to see it will get one last hurrah before finally checking out.
@Laura Northrup: You know what the problem is? It's a Ford. You know what Ford stands for? Fix It Again Tony.
Thank god you weren't in that. Love the \"Woof\" sticker.
I have to admit, the first thing I thought of when reading this headline was the Simpson episode.
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I can say it out loud. I have a massive crush on Austan Goolsbee. I do. The way he handled this whole interview makes it 10x worse.
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Bah - can't watch it in the UK.
Is that for any particular reason, or has someone just carelessly set a protection setting?
@madfrog: Thanks! I still haven't put any stickers on my new car. I think I'm going to get another \"woof\" one.
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\"why do the Ivy League snobs in the Obama administration hate Truckasaurus so much?\"
Because they hate freedom, of course.
@cmdrsass: \"Absolutely, it is just like when they moved the phrase \"In God We Trust\" to the edge of the One dollar coins, rather than placing the phrase on the front face of the coin. Freedom Haters. Who makes a decision like that?\" Sarah Palin
Wait, that wasn't the Obama Administration that did that...oops [nymag.com]
@cmdrsass: To be fair, you have to admit that those Washingtonians look down on people (most of them...maybe lawyers/accountants/doctors in general). Do you really think they could sit down and have a normal conversation with wendy wine box and sam sixpack?
They're like the rich kids in high school who keep to other rich kids and go on to work at their dad's dealership. \"No it's cool...My Dad has this dealership\" [+1 for the reference masher]