Maybe YOU aren't.

Yeah, but it sounds like you might be saying that you're a male to female transsexual.

OOOOOOH!

Agreed. I was like, well I should go see just for the fun of it even though we're actively trying to have something to put in a car seat.

$19 more dollars? Should being a CR subscriber give us system-wide access?

I am going to write to Consumerist about this. Oh wait...

@jurisenpai:

'Beyond 7' is the absolute best. Larger and thinner than the typical Trojan Max. Giggity, giggity.

Yes, it really is. If you are not adult enough to live on your own, you don't get to make adult choices. To each their own,but that was the rule. I lived with my boyfriend for most of last year and no one ever had an issue with any of that. I haven't lived at home for about 4 years. Thus, it's none of their business. While I was under their roof, it was there rules and I really respected that.

It's Indiana University and there is no online gender studies course, sorry. LOL

@katia802: you can also get a better grip on the unlubed.

We use Beyond Sevens, pretty comfy, plus smell & taste aren't as bad as a lot of the Trojanss.

Magnums were great in college. Don't use the ones in the nurses office, they break every time. Are they just trying to keep themselves in business by putting that crap out there?

Anyways, after a long term relationship, I ditched the rubbers. Turns out living next to an electric substation has made me sterile. But glow in the dark semen is always a fun party favor.

@LetMeGetTheManager:

...it's my dream job.

Look at the back of a box of condoms..."individually tested."

How do I get that job? And how do I ensure that, say, Salma Hayek is my "lab partner?"

@colorisnteverything: what school is that? is there an online course?

@MostlyHarmless: Well, when my stepsons figured out that condoms can be made into water balloons, apparently they liked the unlubed better. Something about them not slipping off the faucet as easily.

Ditto. Since getting snipped, there's no need to wear that condom crap.

@Trai_Dep: And we all know a girl can't get pregnant on top anyways, it's simple gravity dude

@Eyebrows McGee (now with more baby!): Haha I remember that one and will give you a chuckle as it was definitely one of the best jokes of middle school

Shouldn't they be rubbing the condom to see which one tears first?

I'm a big fan of proper attire condoms. Partially because proceeds benefit Planned Parenthood but also because they come in different patterns and I'm a dork :oD.

I think the bf prefers Crowns.

@rocketbear79: threadkiller: nah, they did it up above already

@MostlyHarmless: pre-lubed and unlubed should both work the same as far as not breaking. But if you use your own lube, the worng kind can be disaster. Petroleum based lubes will break down the latex and then....baby, disease, or diseased baby.

@subtlefrog: I had a human sexuality teacher at CC who was a little old lady. She would also go buy a bunch of condoms at the begining of the year, imagine those looks. I mean she was probably only 60 something, but she looked much older.

@subtlefrog: What no "oral exams"?

@witeowl: I think so, but it ain't about me.

Better?

I started using these under the guidance of a urologist due to a severe latex allergy. The charts he had were of comparable STD protection and breakage with latex.

@NancyCpants: I would like to retract my statement...I first looked at the video with the sound off...DOH

This is really just one huge advertisement for purchasing a subscription to Consumer Reports. Sort of like giving someone the first two hours of Titanic, and then charging them $14.95 to watch how it all ends. (Who wouldn't throw down to see that?!)

Throw us a bone, and tell us the rankings. Think of it as a "free trial" of CR.com.

@Con Seannery: If you want to insult me, that's perfectly fine; But please put some effort into it. That was lame by even fifth grade standards. Hmmm... Or was this your class project for this semester?

Brought in to expand the balloons. That must be it.

It got pissed off.

Yes, funniest joke EVAH in about 6th grade.

Does anyone else find it ironic that the opening sequence to the condom test video featured:
1) A Baby Crib
2) Images of a baby bottle, blocks and a teddy bear
3) Video of mattress durability testing
4) Video of a child safety seat being installed in a car
5) Video of a baby stroller

These images lead me to believe that none of the condoms are effective ay preventing pregnancy.

@Trai_Dep: I probably thoroughly embarrassed my children over condoms.Forget probably, I know I did. This was about three years ago, I guess, and I knew their classmates were having sex (number of pregnancies was a big clue) and I wanted them to know what condoms were and how to use them. Yes, I got out a banana and SHOWED my children how to put a condom on (one boy, one girl). Then I proceeded to place a box of condoms in their bathroom. I still do not check if they are using them, but have had them request twice for replacements. They are fairly honest with me and since I had said to give them to friends if they know they need them, I believe them when they tell me they were given away.
For one thing, I was told by the one who HAS had sex, that they had. I also know at least one of the kids they gave condoms to, and I know he isn't so innocent.
Now, when my daughter told me what brand not to buy because of 'such and such'(I don't remember, I think failure rate) I about fell out of my chair. Yes, I gave them condoms, but she isn't supposed to know about all the different brands and their positives and negatives!LOL

@BklynHotniss: Use lots of lube - dryness can cause them to break.

I don't get it...

@jurisenpai: Thanks for the tip ladies. We use Magnum but never saw the "Thins". Always looking to have more fun w/o the "it broke" fear factor, lol.

@jurisenpai: In my experience no two guys have the same preferences, however, InSpirals have almost universal rave reviews.

@Chumas: Last I heard polyethylene and lambskin do not protect vs. STDs as well as latex does, but poly is probably better than nothing.

Although I'm not the condom-wearer, I've had excellent service from this company in the past

...Then someone let go of the condom, which spurted its water out as it circled the drain then rocketed down, never to be seen again. Evidence: gone!

Hilarity ensued, fueled by relief and Sticking It To The Man. Then we fled to avoid detention and a paddling.

I'm on the Pill, but I still like the added protection of a barrier method, especially when you can buy condoms in bulk at a low price.

Hence: female-type person.

I think you'll find the average male consumerist reader to be more mature and beyond such boastfulness. A proper man uses innuendo and juxtaposition to show off his manliness, such as power tools, HEMI engines, and the color of our AMEX card (which is now angrily canceled, this is Consumerist after all).

As a female-type person, it doesn't matter to me, but my husband prefers Trojan Magnum Thins. He says they transmit heat and sensation well but are strong enough he doesn't worry about breakage.

I just loved that she had to go buy like 1000 unlubricated condoms. I can just imagine the clerk's face.

(Come on, nobody else went there?)

You'd get light-headed?

(Cue jokes...)

I'm interested in the results, because I usually blast air like a gas station air hose after a good session with the girlfriend.

As for which condom came out on top, the answer is all of them. Since when have bottoms needed condoms?

;-)

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