The Original Dreamie [Official Site] (Thanks, GitEmSteveDave!)
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The Original Dreamie [Official Site] (Thanks, GitEmSteveDave!)
]]>Are you annoyed with seeing your loved ones all snuggled up on the couch and floor when there's actual stuff to be done around the house? Get the Blindie! It's a soft pillowy set of eye blinders that gives you the most comfortable tunnel vision. Ignore your loved ones and focus more on more pressing issues in your life like paying the dryer repair bill, or the excess water bills from washing the stupid dreamies and snuggies.
Is your house drab? Made of wood and brick, prone to termites, and drafty as all get out? Well, maybe you should consider Housie for your next home! A 100 sq ft living space done up entirely in polyester suede! It makes living a dream. Keep the temperature what ever you like with the exclusive Windowie, the Housie Window!
This sliding polyester window is made from the softest fabrics known to man, constructed of our exclusive Polie! Polie, our custom polyester blend is made from the finest flammable fibers, guaranteed to keep you warm during those cold winter months in your Housie.
]]>I am still amazed at the things people will buy. When I saw this, I just shook my head. And I am SO GLAD I am not "blanket challenged" and know how to put my bathrobe on so my backend isn't hanging out and cold.
What is wrong with a good old fashioned sleeping bag??
]]>@CFinWV: No, you can keep it on. You only need to take it off to bathe.
]]>Heyyyy... you beat me to it...I wanted to put up that same quote you did. P.S. love the icon you got up, go Colo....
]]>@demitasse: Where are you finding this silk fabric that comes in tubes? Because I'm an experienced sewer and I'm having an entertaining time trying to figure out how you fold a rectangular piece of fabric in half, sew it along one edge, and come up with a bag.
]]>These -- or the silk version available for some time now from Sea to Summit -- are actually useful for those of us who sleep on futons.
They're quicker to deal with than making your bed every night with two sheets, and the silk ones are VERY comfortable to sleep in...
]]>Though they may be more stringent now. My old one was a flimsy muslin thing that wouldn't have prevented much.
]]>@kjherron: Tyvek body suits FTW.
]]>@JulesNoctambule: Lose weight while you sleep! With the easy-to-wring-out, quick-drying, polyester Hell bag!
]]>Plus, this was four years ago and I have had no bedbugs to date.
]]>I can actually see how this could be nice for someone who travels frequently and stays at cheap hotels/hostels (as I've had to do before!), but I'm not paying this company for one, that's for sure.
]]>I'm waiting for socks that have individual toes, like gloves for your feet.
]]>Uh. No. Bedbugs will find you regardless of whether you are in the bed, on the floor, or on top of the sheets. They will get you and get in your luggage and come home. Check the bed for bloodstains and the headboard for bugs. If you see evidence, run! It's not worth the cost of having to throw everything out of your house.
]]>Probably not menstrual blood. Probably bed bugs. If you see blood stains, PLEASE RUN. You could bring them home and they are impossible to get rid of. They bite and poop blood - hence the stains.
]]>@NickelMD: I was staying in a hostel in Chicago, and didn't bring my own sheets. The ones they gave me had bloodstains.
From the size and location, I'm guessing menstrual blood, but I'm not sure whether that makes it better or worse.
]]>Now of course I would have no use since I consider roughing it to be staying in a hotel without a concierge.
]]>The "similar products" that cost 69.95 are made out of pure silk dupioni. This is... polyester? no way am I sleeping in polyester. :(
]]>@witeowl: 1. From drool. 2. Some of them come in queen size.
]]>@veronykah: I would NEVER travel on business without one.
]]>It also... protects your sofa.
From what?!? Wait, wait, I don't want to know. This thing only holds one person, so I really don't want to know.
It opens on one side... for all your bedding needs'
ALL my bedding needs? How many are there? I can think of, um, one. Well, two, but there's no way I'll do the other in this. What else do people need bedding for?!? WHAT? Wait... maybe I don't want to know this, either.
]]>And I actually wish I had one back when I was sleeping in youth hostels in Europe and could never tell how clean the sheets were-- and some of them make you bring your own sheets. This would have been perfect.
This would also be ideal for sleeping on someone's couch.
Otherwise, I can't see just lounging around you own house in this thing.
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