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  <title>Comments for Sonic Manager Sends Fake Gunman To Rob His Joint</title>
  <subtitle>Shoppers bite back.</subtitle>
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    <published>2009-11-16T20:25:32Z</published>
    <updated>2009-11-16T20:09:25Z</updated>
    <title>Sonic Manager Sends Fake Gunman To Rob His Joint</title>
    <summary>--&gt;A Missouri Sonic manager who could only be described as &quot;hardcore&quot; took employee training to Michael Scott levels by hiring a pretend robber to hold up his store and see how his employees would react, Slashfood reports:</summary>
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      <name>Phil Villarreal</name>
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      <![CDATA[<p><!--<img src="http://consumerist.com/images/consumerist/2009/11/sonicboom.jpg" width="158" height="128" />-->A Missouri Sonic manager who could only be described as "hardcore" took employee training to Michael Scott levels by <a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/11/12/fake-sonic-gunman-terrorizes-lunch-customers/?icid=main|main|dl8|link4|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.slashfood.com%2F2009%2F11%2F12%2Ffake-sonic-gunman-terrorizes-lunch-customers%2F%3E">hiring a pretend robber</a> to hold up his store and see how his employees would react, Slashfood reports:</p>
<blockquote><p>When authorities received frantic reports from panicked customers of a potential hostage situation, they sped to the restaurant to resolve it.</p>
<p>"The officers quickly determined this was a training exercise," St. Joseph Police Department commander Jim Connors recounts. "We forcefully got the message across that's not expected behavior."</p>
<p>Sonic did not return calls and e-mails seeking comment, so it's unclear whether the manager was following a corporate directive.</p></blockquote>
<p>If this is a corporate directive (highly doubtful), working at Sonic just got a whole lot more exciting.</p>
<p>(Confidential to non-video game geeks: The pic is Street Fighter's Guile executing the "<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #sonicboom" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #sonicboom" href="http://consumerist.com/tag/sonicboom/">Sonic Boom</a>" move).</p>
<p><a href="http://www.slashfood.com/2009/11/12/fake-sonic-gunman-terrorizes-lunch-customers/?icid=main|main|dl8|link4|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.slashfood.com%2F2009%2F11%2F12%2Ffake-sonic-gunman-terrorizes-lunch-customers%2F%3E">Sonic Customers Bewildered by Fake Gunman</a> [Slashfood]<br />
(Photo: <a href="http://stoppodcastingyourself.com/">Stop Podcasting Yourself</a>)<br />
<i>(Thanks, NORMLgirl!)</i></p>
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    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16903344</id>
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    <title>Comment from dilbert69 on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>dilbert69</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16849925" rel="nofollow">Fist-oâ„¢</a>: I don't wonder. I know exactly: Mayhem and death. Next question?</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-11-18T21:53:12Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16877142</id>
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    <title>Comment from BCMHGB on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>BCMHGB</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16857851" rel="nofollow">manevitch</a>: That was my first thought...I as a restaurant manager (who also carries) shudder at the thought of the owner pulling something like this.  We have 3 managers and 2 of us carry...We would have one dead "bad guy" very quickly...a very upset owner and a very upset "bad guy" family...</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:55Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16875940</id>
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    <title>Comment from Tratios on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>Tratios</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>This is the type of training that should be announced even if you want for a security company. Otherwise, the training has a good chance of ending up legal action, damage, even death.</p><br />
<p>Just think of the ramifications of a person in the store with a legal conceal gun, taking actions which are covered under state and federal laws but result in a death.</p><br />
<p>Not very thought out and most likely not review by any lawyers.</p></p>]]>
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    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:55Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16875756</id>
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    <title>Comment from lakecountrydave on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>lakecountrydave</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>They arrest the McDonald's 911 calling lady but not this manager?  He not only wasted the time and resources of police, but also put people in danger.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:55Z</published>
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    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16875428</id>
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    <title>Comment from nstonep on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>nstonep</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I believe you'd need a permit do something so incredibly awesome and hardcore to your employees...corporate will still get sued.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:54Z</published>
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    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16874667</id>
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    <title>Comment from Alternate on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>Alternate</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16865413" rel="nofollow">RecordStoreToughGuy_IsBeing(pur)SuedByAMonster</a>: Zoolander. Zoolander.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:54Z</published>
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    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16873614</id>
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    <title>Comment from catastrophegirl on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>catastrophegirl</name>
        <uri>http://www.catastrophegirl.com</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16859878" rel="nofollow">failurate</a>: true enough. i've been bow hunting for bass. i missed it and hit a softshell turtle once. that was no fun. <br />
[no, i never actually managed to hit a fish either, i was 10. and the turtle was fine, i just nicked him]</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:54Z</published>
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    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16870239</id>
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    <title>Comment from Lucky_Strike-001 on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>Lucky_Strike-001</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Oh god I live in Saint Joseph. I didn't hear about this until I read the article here but then again I don't watch the crappy local news station or read our sorry excuse for a newspaper. This crazy stunt doesn't surprise me considering the amount of stupid in the city. I attend Missouri Western State University and I can't wait until I graduate and get the hell out! In the mean time I need to find out which Sonic this was so I can avoid it like the plague. I don't want a large side of OMFG I'M GOING TO DIE with my hamburger.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:53Z</published>
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    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16865413</id>
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    <title>Comment from RecordStoreToughGuy_KnowsThreeChords on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>RecordStoreToughGuy_KnowsThreeChords</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16850477" rel="nofollow">GitEmSteveDave_Isn'tFreshPerked</a>: I'm wanting to say this is a 30Rock reference, but I could be wrong.  I have so many pop culture bits running through my head I'm amazed I can even function sometimes.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:52Z</published>
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    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16863976</id>
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    <title>Comment from EvilTapioca on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>EvilTapioca</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>From when I worked at the sonic in my area the manager on night shift would always lock the place if there were cars around the parking lot after closing time. I had assumed that was company policy but apparently not?</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:51Z</published>
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    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16862942</id>
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    <title>Comment from Timbojones on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>Timbojones</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16858995" rel="nofollow">PsiCop</a>: @<a href="#c16851167" rel="nofollow">RandomHookup</a>:</p>
<p>Re: mind bottling.</p>
<p>Just like it sounds.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:50Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16860573</id>
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    <title>Comment from bitsnbytes on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>bitsnbytes</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>There's an interesting new line of work here.  Where do you go to get training on how to conduct an armed robbery simulation?   What sort of money can you make doing this?   Is this job in the Occupational Outlook Handbook?</p>
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    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:48Z</published>
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    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16860370</id>
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    <title>Comment from failurate on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>failurate</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Given that they have burned up their Crying Wolf card, would now be a good time to rob them?</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:48Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16860075</id>
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    <title>Comment from vastrightwing on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>vastrightwing</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Why does this remind me about the joke where the lawyer pays his deceased friend back by putting a check "for the full amount" of the debt in his casket?</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:47Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16859878</id>
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    <title>Comment from failurate on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>failurate</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16857111" rel="nofollow">futuresuperbowlMVPJayCutler</a>: Do you know the amount of mental math involved to determine the water depth, refraction of light vs the actual location of the bass?  Bass hunting is doctorate level work.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:47Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16859390</id>
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    <title>Comment from Kamidari on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>Kamidari</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Kind of reminds me of the coach at my HS that tried to motivate his players by faking being shot...  <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/1993/11/25/sports/coach-quits-faked-shooting.html" rel="nofollow">[www.nytimes.com]</a></p>]]>
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    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:47Z</published>
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    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16859104</id>
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    <title>Comment from CrowMignon on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>CrowMignon</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16851787" rel="nofollow">statgrad</a>: I heard that they always deposit the money and write God a check for the full amount.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:47Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from PsiCop on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>PsiCop</name>
        <uri>http://www.agnostic-library.com/ma/</uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16850477" rel="nofollow">GitEmSteveDave_Isn'tFreshPerked</a>: Mind bottling? I know a mind is a terrible thing to waste, and some folks have been known to lose theirs ... not to mention that one can mind the store and mind one's manners ... and I could even ask if you mind this comment ... but "bottling" a "mind"? How does that work? Inquiring minds want to know ... that is, if you don't mind ... !</p>
<p>:)</p>
<p>Sorry about the nitpicking but I couldn't resist!</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:46Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from ds on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>ds</name>
        <uri>http://www.ds0.org</uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>"Today, smoking is going to save lives."</p>
<p>Wow. Hopefully Stanley didn't have a heart attack during this one.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:46Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from manevitch on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>manevitch</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>Wow. Way to get someone shot by an employee with a concealed-carry permit. I wonder how quickly this Sonic's insurance company dropped them due to excessive risk factors.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:46Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16857794</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html#c16857794" />
    <title>Comment from gStein_*|bringing starpipe back|* on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>gStein_*|bringing starpipe back|*</name>
        <uri>http://twitter.com/gstein42</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://twitter.com/gstein42">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16850477" rel="nofollow">GitEmSteveDave_Isn'tFreshPerked</a>: or, y'know, do it after hours? put up a "closed" sign, and "forget" to lock the doors...</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:46Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16857125</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html#c16857125" />
    <title>Comment from LeChiffre on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>LeChiffre</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5405505/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint#c16853335" rel="nofollow">StanTheManDean</a>: before the fire trucks had left? Oh man,,I would have liked to have been there for that one.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:45Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16857111</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html#c16857111" />
    <title>Comment from JayCutlerhurtsmyhead on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>JayCutlerhurtsmyhead</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16856405" rel="nofollow">korybing</a>: So do they conceal their guns to hide them from the bass until close enough for a good shot? Imagine all the intrigue I miss from not being a bass hunter.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:45Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16857087</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html#c16857087" />
    <title>Comment from LeChiffre on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>LeChiffre</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5405505/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint#c16849956" rel="nofollow">pecan 3.14159265</a>: Nah,,I think his name was D.B. Cooper.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:45Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16856957</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html#c16856957" />
    <title>Comment from Aaron Poehler on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>Aaron Poehler</name>
        <uri>http://aaronpoehler.com</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://aaronpoehler.com">
        <![CDATA[<p>@megafly2: "My buddy kept his cool, but everybody else in the office was losing their minds"</p>
<p>Well, that's how he told the story to you anyway.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:45Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16856899</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html#c16856899" />
    <title>Comment from henrygates on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>henrygates</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16851787" rel="nofollow">statgrad</a>: Lies. They always throw the money up to him, he just usually gives it back.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:45Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16856635</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html#c16856635" />
    <title>Comment from samspot on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>samspot</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16851787" rel="nofollow">statgrad</a>: Thanks for clarifying that.  I've been under the impression all these years that they put the money in a rocket and launched it into space.</p>
<p>Duh.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:45Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16856581</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html#c16856581" />
    <title>Comment from hewhoroams on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>hewhoroams</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16851002" rel="nofollow">ShruggingGalt</a>: Yup, within the last 2 months IIRC. I wouldn't be surprised to see the same thing happen here.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:45Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16856405</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html#c16856405" />
    <title>Comment from korybing on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>korybing</name>
        <uri>http://korybingaman.com</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://korybingaman.com">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16849925" rel="nofollow">Fist-oâ„¢</a>: @<a href="#c16855062" rel="nofollow">temporaryerror</a>:</p>
<p>Yeah, you can carry a concealed weapon in Missouri with a permit. As the national headquarters of Bass Pro Shops, you can bet that Missouri is a state that really loves it's guns.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:45Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16856363</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html#c16856363" />
    <title>Comment from megafly2 on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>megafly2</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>I had a friend who was fooled into believing that an Air Ambulance had crashed.  They waited to tell him until he had already started following the checklist, and was in the process of having all available aircraft and law enforcement diverted to search for the crash site in the area.  My buddy kept his cool, but everybody else in the office was losing their minds because their friends and coworkers were (to their knowledge) burning in a crumpled ball of wreckage.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:45Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16855769</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html#c16855769" />
    <title>Comment from edrebber on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>edrebber</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>I don't believe the law excludes training exercises. The perpetrators are just as guilty as someone who was really going to rob the store and should be arrested.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:44Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16855062</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html#c16855062" />
    <title>Comment from temporaryerror on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>temporaryerror</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16849925" rel="nofollow">Fist-oâ„¢</a>: <br />
I'm pretty sure that Missouri issues CCW permits, although they may be more restricted around big metro areas...</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:44Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16855027</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html#c16855027" />
    <title>Comment from pot_roast on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>pot_roast</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16854254" rel="nofollow">crymson777</a>: No, they wouldn't. This is well covered in the Castle Doctrine bill signed into law by Gov. Perry.</p>
<p>Deadly force allowed: <br />
"(B) to prevent the other's imminent commission of aggravated kidnapping, murder, sexual assault, aggravated sexual assault, robbery, or aggravated robbery."</p>
<p>If you're at a Sonic and some guy pulls out a firearm and is pointing it at an employee's head, it is reasonable to believe that you are also in danger at that point.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:43Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16854985</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html#c16854985" />
    <title>Comment from ElizabethD on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>ElizabethD</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16854034" rel="nofollow">Shadowman615</a>:</p>
<p>I think SteveDave meant "in advance".</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:43Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16854972</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html#c16854972" />
    <title>Comment from ecwis on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>ecwis</name>
        <uri>http://n/a</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://n/a">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16854034" rel="nofollow">Shadowman615</a>: Yeah but they should have been informed of the training exercise prior to it's execution.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:43Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16854969</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html#c16854969" />
    <title>Comment from shadowkahn on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>shadowkahn</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16854034" rel="nofollow">Shadowman615</a>: Yes, but I think Mr. FreshPerked was suggesting that the manager should have called them before the fake assault, rather than waiting for a panicked customer to do it during. . .</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:43Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16854502</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html#c16854502" />
    <title>Comment from Aaronjk on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>Aaronjk</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16850525" rel="nofollow">GitEmSteveDave_Isn'tFreshPerked</a>: Reserved is one thing. If someones life is on the line there is no time to be reserved. ANYONE in their right mind would have feared for their own or the others lives.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:43Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16854254</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html#c16854254" />
    <title>Comment from crymson777 on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>crymson777</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5405505/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint#c16852741" rel="nofollow">hi</a>: And, sadly, the shooter would be in jail...even in Texas...</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:43Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16854034</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html#c16854034" />
    <title>Comment from Shadowman615 on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>Shadowman615</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16850477" rel="nofollow">GitEmSteveDave_Isn'tFreshPerked</a>: What?  Somebody *did* call the police.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:42Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16853937</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html#c16853937" />
    <title>Comment from Shadowman615 on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>Shadowman615</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>OMFG. The manager didn't at least have half the brains to do this after closing or something?  Although even then it would have been a stupid idea.  Just less so.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:42Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16853552</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html#c16853552" />
    <title>Comment from YOXIM on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>YOXIM</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16851460" rel="nofollow">Trai_Dep</a>: They hire former Pizza Hut, (or Domino's, can't remember) and Burger King employees.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:42Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16853411</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html#c16853411" />
    <title>Comment from Traveshamockery on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>Traveshamockery</name>
        <uri>n/a</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="n/a">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16851787" rel="nofollow">statgrad</a>: </p><blockquote>The money goes to pay for the church, the people who run the church, and sometimes towards community service programs. It does not go to God.</blockquote><br />
<b>No.  Way.</b>
<p>Are you serious?</p>
<p>/world falling apart</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:42Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16853335</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html"/>
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    <title>Comment from StanTheManDean on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>StanTheManDean</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>we had a fire drill at the hospital where I worked 30+ years ago.</p><br />
<p>The fire dept was not amused. Neither were the patients.</p><br />
<p>The Asst Administrator who planned this little farkup was fired before the fire trucks had left the parking lot.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:42Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16853062</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html#c16853062" />
    <title>Comment from INsano on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>INsano</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>Hold back for two seconds, then forward and any punch key.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:41Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16852831</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html#c16852831" />
    <title>Comment from John on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>John</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16851787" rel="nofollow">statgrad</a>: And yet if you say that fewer people give you money.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:41Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16852766</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html#c16852766" />
    <title>Comment from hi on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>hi</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="#c16851460" rel="nofollow">Trai_Dep</a>: lol</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:41Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16852741</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html#c16852741" />
    <title>Comment from hi on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>hi</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="#c16849925" rel="nofollow">Fist-oâ„¢</a>: If an armed citizen was there Mr. robber would be dead. Defending yourself is not a crime.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:41Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16851787</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html#c16851787" />
    <title>Comment from statgrad on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>statgrad</name>
        <uri>http://www.statgrad.com</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.statgrad.com">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16849896" rel="nofollow">jamesdenver</a>: Maybe the quotes should be around God. The money goes to pay for the church, the people who run the church, and sometimes towards community service programs. It does not go to God.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:40Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16851684</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html#c16851684" />
    <title>Comment from BunnieGirlz on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>BunnieGirlz</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="#c16849956" rel="nofollow">pecan 3.14159265</a>: An Office AND an Arrested Development reference in one post!... Consumerist just made my day. :)</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:40Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16851460</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html#c16851460" />
    <title>Comment from Trai_Dep on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>Trai_Dep</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>I shudder to think of how they field-test their policies concerning employees depositing bodily fluids in the food of customers.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:40Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16851259</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html#c16851259" />
    <title>Comment from floraposte on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>floraposte</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>They didn't respond with the Sonic ad punch?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:39Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16851167</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html#c16851167" />
    <title>Comment from RandomHookup on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>RandomHookup</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="#c16850477" rel="nofollow">GitEmSteveDave_Isn'tFreshPerked</a>: How does one bottle a mind? And what is a boggled mind anyway? Andy Rooney wants to know.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:39Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16851166</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html#c16851166" />
    <title>Comment from HogwartsAlum on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>HogwartsAlum</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>How unbelievably stupid.  And why does this stupid crap always seem to happen in Missouri?</p>
<p>Oh yes, my bad.  The meth lab rate that's twice as high here as in any other state. :P  Gaaah!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:39Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16851002</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html#c16851002" />
    <title>Comment from ShruggingGalt on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>ShruggingGalt</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>Didn't a Walgreens (pharmacy I believe) do THE EXACT SAME THING not too long ago?</p>
<p>And of course the clerk is suing.....</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:39Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16850654</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html#c16850654" />
    <title>Comment from xl22k on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>xl22k</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>Wow. Just wow.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:39Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16850525</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html#c16850525" />
    <title>Comment from GitEmSteveDave_Isn&apos;tFreshPerked on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>GitEmSteveDave_Isn&apos;tFreshPerked</name>
        <uri>http://gitemstevedave4.mybrute.com/</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://gitemstevedave4.mybrute.com/">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16849925" rel="nofollow">Fist-oâ„¢</a>: Especially holding a gun to someones head.  Most CCP people are reserved, but you do get that one person who gets a little crazy when the adrenaline starts pumping...</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:38Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16850477</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html#c16850477" />
    <title>Comment from GitEmSteveDave_Isn&apos;tFreshPerked on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>GitEmSteveDave_Isn&apos;tFreshPerked</name>
        <uri>http://gitemstevedave4.mybrute.com/</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://gitemstevedave4.mybrute.com/">
        <![CDATA[<p>Wow, someone didn't think alerting the local PD and Sheriff was a good idea?  Wow.  It's just mind bottling.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:38Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16850215</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html#c16850215" />
    <title>Comment from JayXJ on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>JayXJ</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="#c16849925" rel="nofollow">Fist-oâ„¢</a>: The same thing went through my mind too...</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:38Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16850146</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html#c16850146" />
    <title>Comment from pecan 3.14159265 on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>pecan 3.14159265</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5405505/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint#c16850020" rel="nofollow">ScubaSteveKzoo</a>: "And this is what happens when you burn the tater tots!"</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:38Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16850020</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html#c16850020" />
    <title>Comment from ScubaSteveKzoo on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>ScubaSteveKzoo</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16849956" rel="nofollow">pecan 3.14159265</a>: I don't believe any bullets flew, causing his arm to fly off.</p>
<p>"and that's what happens when you don't wash your hands after using the bathroom!"</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:38Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16850003</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html#c16850003" />
    <title>Comment from BrandonOBrien on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>BrandonOBrien</name>
        <uri>http://www.brandonobrien.com</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.brandonobrien.com">
        <![CDATA[<p>Boom! Roasted</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:38Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16849956</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html#c16849956" />
    <title>Comment from pecan 3.14159265 on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>pecan 3.14159265</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>This pretend robber didn't go by the name of J. Walter Weatherman, did he?</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:38Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16849925</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html#c16849925" />
    <title>Comment from Fist-o™ on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>Fist-o™</name>
        <uri>http://www.he-man.org/cartoon/cmotu-pop/universe/fisto.shtml</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.he-man.org/cartoon/cmotu-pop/universe/fisto.shtml">
        <![CDATA[<p>I wonder how that would have played out in Texas, or any other place where customers/employees may have been armed!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:38Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505-comment:16849896</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:beta.consumerist.com,2009://1.5405505" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/11/sonic-manager-sends-fake-gunman-to-rob-his-joint.html#c16849896" />
    <title>Comment from jamesdenver on 2009-11-18</title>
    <author>
        <name>jamesdenver</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>Didn't some church do this during services during collection time to scare people into not "robbing" God?</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-11-18T21:52:38Z</published>
  </entry>


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