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Hey, Where Did All The Eggo Waffles Go?
On a steek.
]]>@boobaloob: I think bohemian is referencing this sign [www.cfnews13.com]
]]>All the foil has been repurposed to make hats for Glenn Beck viewers.
]]>I blame the media blamers.
]]>It's Joe Biden's fault. He slipped up again and revealed the location of the secret waffle ingredients.
]]>Idicoracy is the movie.
]]>I blame Canada.
]]>Iam calling Bullplop. This is an artifical shortage, kinda like those tickle me elmos. The free pub will generate increased demand for Eggos leading to a price spike.
If consumers cant have it, they will want it.
]]>@Chumas: I agree....but you can't spend you way out of trouble by creating more debt or I would have become a millionaire years ago.
]]>It's not alien abduction. Aliens who are hiding in human form on earth need them to survive (like cat food in "District 9"). Without Eggos, they would rebel and take over the earth.
]]>See....this is what happens when a great resource is overtaken by a corporate entity....censorship.
BOOOOOOOOO....Consumer Report Nazis....BOOOOOOOOO!
]]>A flood of zombies!
]]>@Chris J. Stone: Someone needs to edit that Wikipedia page because I have it on good authority that it is, in fact, the zombies.
]]>Now, if only I can find the machines that make "wafFULLS" again...
]]>That said, it doesn't seem probable they'd be doing this. I just don't think it's safe to assume it's an impossibility because Kellogg's management "knows better." They may not in fact "know better."
]]>@LastVigilante: LOL!!!! I love this.
]]>@duffbeer703: What will YOU do for a Klondike bar?
]]>@tbax929:
Touche
New from Jimmy Dean...waffle wrapped breakfast sauasges!
]]>Make you own waffles and freeze them.
The universe has spoken.
]]>@Dondegroovily: good catch!
]]>So many commenters bringing the funny on this page. I love it!
]]>In order to stabilize the market, the Fed ordered massive releases of waffles from the Strategic Waffle Reserves and supplies have not rebounded.
I also blame lead-tainted waffle batter from China.
]]>So disappointed that more of you didn't vote for the zombies.
*shakes head sadly*
]]>Nov. 13 (Bloomberg) -- Kellogg Co., the largest U.S. breakfast-cereal maker, said flooding at an Atlanta facility and repairs at a Tennessee factory will cause Eggo waffle shortages through the middle of next year.
The scarcity was triggered by September's floods in the southeastern U.S., which temporarily closed an Atlanta waffle factory, as well as by equipment problems at the company's largest waffle plant, in Rossville, Tennessee, spokeswoman Kris Charles said today in an e-mail.
"We are working around the clock to restore Eggo store inventories to normal levels as quickly as possible," Charles said in the e-mail.
Kellogg said it doesn't expect the shortage to have a "material impact" on earnings. The Battle Creek, Michigan- based company doesn't provide sales figures for specific brands.
The "temporary supply disruption" contributed to the 3 percent sales decline in the North American frozen and specialty channels unit last quarter, Kellogg Chief Executive Officer David Mackay said on an Oct. 29 earnings conference call.
]]>Wouldn't this cause as excess of Eggos instead of a shortage?
]]>too many eggs, not enough o's.
]]>ACTUALLY, the answer is still George W. Bush.
]]>I read somewhere that the shortage was because one of their production facilities in Atlanta flooded, knocking it offline... Idk where I saw that though
]]>"Those are nice waffles. It'd be a shame if something were to happen to 'em. Someone turns the toaster too high, and all of a sudden your innocent cooking device becomes a crematorium."
]]>I hadn't actually noticed the shortage, as I'm an oatmeal-for-breakfast kinda gal. If there were a shortage of Quaker oatmeal, I'd totally notice.
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