![\"user-pic\"](\"/css/images/default.gif\")
Take your hat and make like a duck. Choke on it!
You idiot, that's make like a \"chicken\".
5 replies
![\"user-pic\"](\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-498964-100x100.png\")
![\"user-pic\"](\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-1314487-100x100.png\")
I could sell a fur coat to an Eskimo.
Take your hat and make like a duck. Choke on it!
You idiot, that's make like a \"chicken\".
I could sell a fur coat to an Eskimo.
They forgot to mention it may cause hearing loss.
![\"user-pic\"](\"/mt-static/support/assets_c/userpics/userpic-171069-100x100.png\")
@diasdiem: just as long as it won't rip a hole in the space-time continuum. At least, not a really big hole.
Maybe they mean the vomit is a choking hazard, you know the vomit from when you look at yourself in the mirror while wearing it.
![\"user-pic\"](\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-107016-100x100.png\")
Warning: Not suitable to anyone.
Just glad I could help get something on the site... :-D
![\"user-pic\"](\"/mt-static/support/assets_c/userpics/userpic-537475-100x100.png\")
That hat is an assault to the eyes.
![\"user-pic\"](\"/mt-static/support/assets_c/userpics/userpic-462297-100x100.png\")
Now point me in the direction of some auto lace Neekays.
![\"user-pic\"](\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-439076-100x100.png\")
now if i only hady $2,000 to the the BTTF nike hyperdunks. maybe i'll just settle for mcfly Tre A.D.'s from Nike SB.
![\"user-pic\"](\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-346324-100x100.png\")
Funny coincidence... I finally sat my wife down to watch Back to the Future for the first time last night. 24 years old and she'd never seen it. How many movie references have gone over her he'd in her life? 100? 1,000?
Next two on the list: Fight Club, and the Alien series. (It's a long list)
![\"user-pic\"](\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-129735-100x100.png\")
@Mike8813: You need to have her watch the entire trilogy (even though the last two were not that great).
So after avoiding it for nearly 20 years, did she enjoy it?
@Rachacha: Yeah, she did! I hadn't seen it in quite some time myself. We both got a kick out of how much swearing was in the movie. I guess all those years watching the TV version made me inaccurately remember it as a family movie.
Marty's Dad: \"Do I really need to swear like that?\"
Marty: \"Yes! God damn it!\"
Also, Marty's mom was a fox.
@Mike8813: The level of swearing in some of my favorite movies as a kid really amuses me sometimes. The Goonies is definitely in that category - Chunk yells \"Aw, SHIT!\" less than five minutes in while watching the police chase the Fratellis.
![\"user-pic\"](\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-159466-100x100.png\")
@Ubik2501:
one time back in the day, like 6th grade, i was asked by a teacher to bring in some movies to watch because a substitute would be there the next day. I didn't know much about ratings back then, or even what the movies were rated since it didn't really matter to me, but I brought a bunch in that I thought would be fun to watch. I think I brought like Roger Rabbit, Goonies, some other one, and then Ferris Bueller's Day Off. I didn't realize at the time that it was PG-13. of course, everyone voted to watch Ferris. once the first cussword slipped out, I got very very embarrassed and tried to turn the movie off, but the kids wouldn't have it. i went aside to the sub and was like ummm, don't kill me, i'm really sorry.. and she's like oh, don't worry, i love this movie, and it's keeping everyone quiet so let's just go with it.
![\"user-pic\"](\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-808630-100x100.png\")
That kind of thing happens a lot. I see kid products all the time that have the choking hazard warning where there's no apparent hazard, and I see the warning on items that you'd have to be totally stupid to let any kid near in the first place. Usually it's because there's some part somewhere that, if mistreated, could possibly break off, so they stick the warning on for legal protection.
On the hat, there's probably a buckle or snap or something on the sizer on the back that could potentially be removed and then could be potentially eaten by a kid whose parents could potentially be too busy doing something else to notice in time to call the potential paramedics.
Any item that doesn't have all small parts permanently sealed away from little mouths can't be marketed as safe for kids, and it's easier for companies to stick the 3-year-old warning on everything rather than be sued later.
![\"user-pic\"](\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-428486-100x100.png\")
Ha! It's the future now and what company in their right mind would make a cap that ugly?
Oh wait:
[www.strictlyfitteds.com]
![\"user-pic\"](\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-358755-100x100.png\")
Shouldn't there be a \"This hat may cause baldness\" warning also?
![\"user-pic\"](\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-1504-100x100.png\")
@CaptZ: Actually, there should be a warning to all who might approach the wearer: \"This hat may be hiding a balding head. Comb-over may also startle small children.\"
Damn Flux Capacitor! Always causing problems!
sick I would get this if I could wear hats
because i'm missing half of my skull I cannot
![\"user-pic\"](\"/mt-static/support/assets_c/userpics/userpic-943594-100x100.png\")
![[www.strictlyfitteds.com]](\"http://www.strictlyfitteds.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/new-era-59fifty-fitted-baseball-cap-new-york-yankees-hologram.jpg\"){kind=link}
I can't get past the fact that it exists. Awesome.
@juri squared: now that i know it exists, i want one.