This phrase does, at least, have the benefit of being easy to remember.
PREVIOUSLY: Amazon Launches PayPhrase: Buy Stuff By Typing Two Words
Evidently Amazon knows of my fondness for dongs, hence my phrases "Dong Incident", "Expressive Style Dong", "Long Dong Kong" and my favorite "Dong Forest".
Note to self: purchase dongs elsewhere in the future.
]]>An obscure joke I am required by law to mention whenever McCain and nuts come up.
]]>I'm also fond of my "Special Walk." Or my "Cool Posture."
]]>"Syntania's Small Kindness" Interesting..
]]>@MostlyHarmless: You have splendid balls!!
... There, you feel better?
]]>@catnapped: Gil is trying to get the word out by sending the story into Consumerist...
Those balls better live up to Amazon's standards.
]]>"William's Improved Wood"
]]>I think I'm going to pee my pants.
]]>On a completely unrelated note, I have a game! You post your pin, I'll figure out your payphrase!
*Disclaimer here*
]]>I feel a sudden urge to go invade a country.
]]>Insert "I am" and you've got Fight Club.
I am Jack's smirking revenge,
I am Jack's raging bile duct,
I am Gil's splendid balls.
Then we logged into my account. All my pay phrases read like romance novel covers. I've never ordered or read a romance novel, or ordered anything "romantic" on there. My pay phrases read "wistful romance" and "wishing for love." Presumably Amazon knows that I'm married to a gay sailor for the past decade, so they feel sorry for me and want to encourage me to branch out.
]]>Do they create it based on prior purchases or items viewed (which they seem to do all the time with recommended items)?
Oh I can have such FUN guessing what my husband's suggested Pay Phrase would be!
]]>If I need deodorant just suggest it and stop trying to be sneaky about it.
]]>In other news, Consumerist is 5 years old.
]]>the only thing someone can do with it is send things to your house....they cant get your account info...creditcard number or change your shipping address....so tell me...what is so bad about it?
]]>It would seem the only thing stopping someone from making purchases with your phrase is not knowing you pin. I think posting yours here probably is not the brightest idea.
]]>:P this thing is pretty silly, but it's all fun and games until it starts spouting racial epithets at people. "John Hates …" and such.
]]>Balls and splendid in the same sentence? Tuh. Ya.
]]>Well, I guess I have to go find me a wizard.
]]>Screw that. Gracious guys finish last.
]]>"... Unseen Meadow"... "Communist Sovereignty"... blimey.
]]>Oh, I just tried again and got "MsAnthopy's Unseen Forest". These are cracking me up. Easily amused, me!
]]>Amazon thinks that I am awkward. Considering that what I've bought on Amazon consists solely of the middle Liddel (Attic Greek dictionary), Sci-Fi and gaming accessories, I can see where they might get that idea. Still, not exactly the thing you want to be reminded of first thing in the morning.
]]>@JWBrockman: I'm much more concerned about your hairy celery than your special cucumber.
]]>Matt's Soft Fedora? Odd...
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Usually these are pretty innocuous and uplifting[...]
What? And having a machine praise your balls isnt? I'd feel AWESOME if Cortana told me that I had splendid balls.
Also, for me it just says things like "Elegant Behavior" "Seven Proclamations" but does not put "Harmless'" in front of them. They changed it?
]]>evidently, Amazon thinks I should go take a nap. Or it thinks I'm 3.
]]>YOU'RE FREAKIN' ME OUT, AMAZON!
Although splendid balls is way better.
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