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  <updated>2010-01-24T10:35:32Z</updated>
  <title>Comments for We Have No Comment About This Exercise Device, Either</title>
  <subtitle>Shoppers bite back.</subtitle>
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    <published>2009-10-26T02:00:03Z</published>
    <updated>2009-10-26T07:17:35Z</updated>
    <title>We Have No Comment About This Exercise Device, Either</title>
    <summary>--&gt;Not content with their stranglehold on the creepily suggestive fitness equipment market for women, the people behind the Shake Weight are now marketing the same product...for men.</summary>
    <author>
      <name>Laura Northrup</name>
      <uri>http://www.lauriebird.com/blog</uri>
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<p><!--<img src="http://consumerist.com/images/consumerist/2009/10/hqdefault.jpg" height="119" width="158">-->Not content with their stranglehold on the creepily suggestive fitness equipment market for women, the people behind the <a href="http://consumerist.com/5325625/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device">Shake Weight</a> are now marketing the same product...for men.</p>
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<p><a href="https://shakeweightformen.com/">Shake Weight For Men</a> [Official Site] <em>(Thanks, AreYouConfusedYet?HowAboutNow?)</em><br>
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpXPCJUC2Kw">Shake Weight For Men</a> [YouTube]</p>
<p><strong>PREVIOUSLY:</strong><br>
<a href="http://consumerist.com/5325625/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device">We Have No Comment About This Exercise Device</a></p>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16298780</id>
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    <title>Comment from Newvox on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>Newvox</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16264794" rel="nofollow">Michael Belisle</a>: How about half-speed for twice the time? Would that work? Multiple sessions pre day?</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-10-27T22:05:52Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16269298</id>
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    <title>Comment from CaptainSemantics on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>CaptainSemantics</name>
        <uri>n/a</uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>"This revolutionary, new technology called DYNAMIC INERTIA..."</p>
<p>Um, I'm pretty sure that's neither new nor revolutionary. Any physics folks out there to help me call BS on this one?</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-10-26T20:42:04Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16269227</id>
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    <title>Comment from PoliticalScapegoat on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>PoliticalScapegoat</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I believe there's a free version of this excercise that gets you money back as well.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-10-26T20:40:14Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16266974</id>
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    <title>Comment from katia802 on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>katia802</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5389595/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either#c16264664" rel="nofollow">skrolnik</a>: You got hearted for that, was just thinking NEDM.</p></p>]]>
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    <published>2009-10-26T19:10:18Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16266771</id>
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    <title>Comment from kaceetheconsumer on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>kaceetheconsumer</name>
        <uri>http://kimberlychapman.com</uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16261692" rel="nofollow">MostlyHarmless</a>: As a person with a current foot injury, I'd take offense at your use of the word lame, but since I've already hearted you in the past I guess you can be in my small club of people to whom I bestow permission to use the word.</p>
<p>Otherwise I'm all totally offended and stuff because I've learned in recent years that if one could possibly be offended by use of a word, even in total absence of any malice on the part of the user, then one MUST be offended.  Also, I would probably be required to invoke Nazis on the user and then have Godwin called on me.</p>
<p>:D</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-10-26T18:58:32Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16266708</id>
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    <title>Comment from kaceetheconsumer on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>kaceetheconsumer</name>
        <uri>http://kimberlychapman.com</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16260949" rel="nofollow">johnarlington</a>: Don't you know that all big-muscle guys ooze their own glistening body oil?</p>
<p>Either that or the media lies, and that would never happen.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T18:54:40Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16266653</id>
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    <title>Comment from mazzic1083 on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>mazzic1083</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5389595/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either#c16261035" rel="nofollow">PsiCop</a>: Not to mention the idea of this thing looks like it's training people how to do a darse or rape choke on somebody. The logic behind this product seems flawled as well as once you get to a certain point (1000 reps?) and can't increase the weight what do you do then? Go to 10,000 reps?</p></p>]]>
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    <published>2009-10-26T18:51:45Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16265428</id>
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    <title>Comment from Mozoltov, motherfucker on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>Mozoltov, motherfucker</name>
        <uri>http://www.kinkomatic.com</uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16260949" rel="nofollow">johnarlington</a>: That isn't Vaseline.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-10-26T16:51:44Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16264794</id>
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    <title>Comment from Michael Belisle on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>Michael Belisle</name>
        <uri>http://www.smift.com/</uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16261027" rel="nofollow">gamabunta</a>: I hate to go all technical and point out the flaw in your logic, but there's usually only momentary dynamic inertia with the personal shake weight. Ain't no man I know that can do 240 reps per minute.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-10-26T13:57:12Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16264664</id>
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    <title>Comment from skrolnik on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>skrolnik</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16261035" rel="nofollow">PsiCop</a>: Nothing justifies this. Not Even Doom Music.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T13:23:01Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16264188</id>
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    <title>Comment from Trai_Dep on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>Trai_Dep</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16262152" rel="nofollow">TCama</a>: But really, isn't that what <b>all</b> men say?</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-10-26T11:44:59Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16264179</id>
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    <title>Comment from Trai_Dep on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>Trai_Dep</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16261645" rel="nofollow">MostlyHarmless</a>: Brüno is SO bummed this didn't make the final cut for his movie.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-10-26T11:43:46Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16264175</id>
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    <title>Comment from Trai_Dep on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>Trai_Dep</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16261417" rel="nofollow">montusama</a>: There's still time for Shake Weight to be brought in for the Manhattan Consumerist Meet-Up. But only if Ben ACTS NOW!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T11:42:58Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16264038</id>
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    <title>Comment from Zenatrul on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>Zenatrul</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5389595/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either#c16263624" rel="nofollow">Kevin411</a>:</p><br />
<p>But they recommend using it only 6 minutes a day. Which if you work out is roughly 7.6 years so not too bad.</p></p>]]>
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    <published>2009-10-26T11:14:38Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from Kevin411 on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>Kevin411</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Um...Tested up to 4,000,000 reps they say. Get up to 240 reps per minute they say. That's 277 hours of use. Less than a year at an hour a day. No wonder they only want you to use it "minutes a day" - gotta stretch out that warranty!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T10:17:16Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16263508</id>
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    <title>Comment from Kimaroo - 100% Pure Natural Kitteh on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>Kimaroo - 100% Pure Natural Kitteh</name>
        <uri>http://twitter.com/kimmishkim</uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16261645" rel="nofollow">MostlyHarmless</a>: That is where I was going with my comment above, but it seems that no one else got it. I guess people don't watch Comedy Central really late at night. Lol</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T10:03:38Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16263379</id>
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    <title>Comment from flugennock on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>flugennock</name>
        <uri>http://www.sinkers.org</uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Splurfffp'wahh ha ha ha ha ha haaahhhh.<br />
Bastards. They owe me a new keyboard.</p>
<p>So, this looks like the perfect Xmas gift, perhaps in combination with the "Fleshlight"... I mean, as long as someone here's broached the subject of gay pr0n.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T09:47:35Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16263168</id>
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    <title>Comment from CumaeanSibyl on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>CumaeanSibyl</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16261027" rel="nofollow">gamabunta</a>: The joke was inevitable, but the execution was better than I'd hoped for.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-10-26T09:16:18Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16263018</id>
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    <title>Comment from biggeek3 on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>biggeek3</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>"I would like to return my vibrator."<br />
"That's not a vibrator, sir. That's a exercise device."<br />
"No, it's a vibrator."<br />
"No, it's a exercise device."<br />
"No, it's a vibrator."<br />
"Sir, Permission Interactive does not sell vibrators. It's a exercise device."<br />
"Fine. I'd like to return this exercise device."<br />
"What's the problem?"<br />
"It failed to get me off."</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T08:52:47Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16262985</id>
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    <title>Comment from kyle4 on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>kyle4</name>
        <uri>http://themediacrunch.wordpress.com</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://themediacrunch.wordpress.com">
        <![CDATA[<p>I actually cried laughing at this, it was that funny.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T08:49:18Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16262936</id>
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    <title>Comment from amberlink on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>amberlink</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16260991" rel="nofollow">ReverendBrown</a>:</p>
<p>If you can catch them, you get 3x your money back. AFTER the other creditors of course, if there's anything left.</p>
<p>See, 3x. You ask, they ignore. You ask, they say, sorry, no money, we're bankrupt. you ask, the judge says, sorry, the creditors they duped first (who don't need to be reimbursed in the first place because Chase lent them billions any way) get paid.</p>
<p>3x.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T08:41:01Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16262926</id>
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    <title>Comment from amberlink on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>amberlink</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16260949" rel="nofollow">johnarlington</a>:</p>
<p>That's because AFTER the video they're going to shake weight on each other. Just without the weight. Wait, unless that weight is man-on-man action.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T08:39:17Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16262828</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html#c16262828" />
    <title>Comment from dragonfire81 on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>dragonfire81</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>I knew there'd  be a comment like this somewhere on this article, just didn't expect it to be first lol.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T08:26:17Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16262547</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html#c16262547" />
    <title>Comment from fluidexistence on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>fluidexistence</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>FINALLY, you can rid yourself of that pesky asymmetrical forearm and bicep!</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T07:46:33Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16262329</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html#c16262329" />
    <title>Comment from thewriteguy on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>thewriteguy</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>the perfect workout for guys who surf the internet often with one hand.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T07:17:44Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16262247</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html"/>
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    <title>Comment from Homerjay is utterly alone. on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>Homerjay is utterly alone.</name>
        <uri>n/a</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="n/a">
        <![CDATA[<p>Shake Weight + Fleshlight = PROFIT!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T07:05:50Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16262209</id>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html#c16262209" />
    <title>Comment from LeChiffre on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>LeChiffre</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16261257" rel="nofollow">Binaryslyder</a>: LOL,,that was great. I haven't heard or read "It just doesn't jive" in years. Good one. I used to say it too.</p>
<p>As for this thing? Even if it did do any good to your body, it may work for a week or two, but soon your body is going to need for you to "ramp it up" on weights or else you'll be in the plateau and never achieve what these guys have. Here is a good site to check out the myths on health, sickness, supplements: <a href="http://www.quackwatch.com/" rel="nofollow">[www.quackwatch.com]</a><br />
Created by a doctor.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T07:01:09Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16262155</id>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html#c16262155" />
    <title>Comment from angryneo on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>angryneo</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16261856" rel="nofollow">GearheadGeek</a>: Husky Twinkle Balls!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T06:55:15Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16262152</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html#c16262152" />
    <title>Comment from TCama on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>TCama</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16262025" rel="nofollow">TCama</a>: It looks like Ellen has answered my question: it's bigger and longer.<br />
<a></a></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T06:54:43Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16262110</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html#c16262110" />
    <title>Comment from subtlefrog on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>subtlefrog</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16261387" rel="nofollow">Julius Seizure - Canuck</a>: I'm normally all for the powerful thrust, but this was just silly.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T06:49:11Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16262086</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html#c16262086" />
    <title>Comment from angryneo on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>angryneo</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>"Short, powerful thrusts". Nice.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T06:46:58Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16262025</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html#c16262025" />
    <title>Comment from TCama on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>TCama</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>Why is the men's one $10 more than the women's one? Is there an actual difference other than that the men's one is black where the women's one is white?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T06:41:13Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16262011</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html#c16262011" />
    <title>Comment from Nick1693 on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>Nick1693</name>
        <uri>n/a</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="n/a">
        <![CDATA[<p>"Did Comcast accidentally cut in with a porn clip again?"<br />
"Nope, that's just the Shake Weight."</p>
<p>/fully a joke, of course.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T06:40:13Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16261996</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html#c16261996" />
    <title>Comment from catastrophegirl on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>catastrophegirl</name>
        <uri>http://www.catastrophegirl.com</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.catastrophegirl.com">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16261692" rel="nofollow">MostlyHarmless</a>: and based on the popularity of mens fitness magazines in the gay community, they may have finally found the right audience for the product</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T06:38:59Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16261965</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html"/>
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    <title>Comment from Nick1693 on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>Nick1693</name>
        <uri>n/a</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="n/a">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16261692" rel="nofollow">MostlyHarmless</a>: I got the joke, just forgot to add /sarcasm.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T06:36:11Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16261958</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html#c16261958" />
    <title>Comment from drjayphd on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>drjayphd</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>Yeah, sure... covered in sweat. You keep telling yourself that.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T06:35:16Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16261921</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html"/>
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    <title>Comment from catastrophegirl on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>catastrophegirl</name>
        <uri>http://www.catastrophegirl.com</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.catastrophegirl.com">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16261405" rel="nofollow">xenth</a>: i would like to see a video of someone using this while on the hula chair. <br />
later we could play connect the dots with their bumps and bruises</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T06:32:30Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16261871</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html"/>
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    <title>Comment from GearheadGeek on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>GearheadGeek</name>
        <uri>http://ghgsatx.blogspot.com</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://ghgsatx.blogspot.com">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16261666" rel="nofollow">Nick1693</a>: I'm gay, and I must say that looks like something from gay porn (both the models in the infomercial and the peculiar way one uses the device.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T06:25:03Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16261856</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html"/>
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    <title>Comment from GearheadGeek on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>GearheadGeek</name>
        <uri>http://ghgsatx.blogspot.com</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://ghgsatx.blogspot.com">
        <![CDATA[<p>I will not directly link it because the commentary is definitely NSFW but for a cheap sleazy spoof of the device with the video of the original one for women, google "rodquake 3000"</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T06:23:50Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16261854</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html"/>
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    <title>Comment from Joedel263 on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>Joedel263</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>The man version premiered on the Ellen show, she featured the first one (in her why the hell do they make this segment) and likes to have her guest stars *ahem* play with them.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T06:23:45Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16261846</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html"/>
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    <title>Comment from TheSpatulaOfLove on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>TheSpatulaOfLove</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>That commercial was borderline gay pr0n.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T06:23:11Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16261718</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html#c16261718" />
    <title>Comment from CheritaChen on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>CheritaChen</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>I think the "inventor" finally convinced marketing that they had the wrong target demographic.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T06:07:47Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16261702</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html#c16261702" />
    <title>Comment from H3ion on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>H3ion</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>Is there a Baby Arnold version?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T06:05:35Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16261692</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html#c16261692" />
    <title>Comment from MostlyHarmless on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>MostlyHarmless</name>
        <uri>http://www.satyamnayak.com/</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.satyamnayak.com/">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16261666" rel="nofollow">Nick1693</a>: There was. And the point of it was to not use "gay" to mean "lame". But in this case, I used "gay" to mean "homosexual".</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T06:04:24Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16261666</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html#c16261666" />
    <title>Comment from Nick1693 on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>Nick1693</name>
        <uri>n/a</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="n/a">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16261645" rel="nofollow">MostlyHarmless</a>: Wasn't there a post about an ad campaign about not saying that? =)</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T06:01:16Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16261645</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html#c16261645" />
    <title>Comment from MostlyHarmless on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>MostlyHarmless</name>
        <uri>http://www.satyamnayak.com/</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.satyamnayak.com/">
        <![CDATA[<p>Now I can say this without any guilt: Wow. That looks gay.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T05:59:01Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16261578</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html#c16261578" />
    <title>Comment from Nick1693 on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>Nick1693</name>
        <uri>n/a</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="n/a">
        <![CDATA[<p>Whoever makes these things, WHY?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T05:50:01Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16261512</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html#c16261512" />
    <title>Comment from HiPwr on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>HiPwr</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="#c16261322" rel="nofollow">agb2000</a>: I can't afford NOT to get this product!</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T05:42:42Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16261507</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html#c16261507" />
    <title>Comment from rickhamilton620 on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>rickhamilton620</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5389595/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either#c16261497" rel="nofollow">rickhamilton620</a>: edit: that was for the OP but what the heck, works with jeffbone too i guess! :p</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T05:41:40Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16261497</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html#c16261497" />
    <title>Comment from rickhamilton620 on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>rickhamilton620</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5389595/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either#c16261381" rel="nofollow">jeffbone</a>: well played good sir, heartclick for you!</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T05:41:00Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16261417</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html#c16261417" />
    <title>Comment from montusama on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>montusama</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>I'll gladly test this to see if it works. Anyone want to donate? lol</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T05:32:27Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16261405</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html#c16261405" />
    <title>Comment from xenth on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>xenth</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>I never thought something could come close to the hula chair.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T05:31:23Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16261387</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html#c16261387" />
    <title>Comment from Julius Seizure - Canuck on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>Julius Seizure - Canuck</name>
        <uri>http://gravsplaything.blogspot.com/</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://gravsplaything.blogspot.com/">
        <![CDATA[<p>Hahahahah  "I haven't had a pump like this for a long time." That's what they all say, sunshine.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T05:29:04Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16261381</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html#c16261381" />
    <title>Comment from jeffbone on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>jeffbone</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16261027" rel="nofollow">gamabunta</a>: Only on one side or the other, though, I think.  That is, unless you're ambidextrous...</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T05:28:26Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16261345</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html#c16261345" />
    <title>Comment from QADude on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>QADude</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16261027" rel="nofollow">gamabunta</a>: You get a heart! Nice one!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T05:23:52Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16261322</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html#c16261322" />
    <title>Comment from agb2000 on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>agb2000</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16260991" rel="nofollow">ReverendBrown</a>: From their website:</p>
<p></p><blockquote>Today you can order the Shake Weight for the amazing low price of just $29.95 plus $9.95 processing and handling. This offer comes with <b>our Triple Money Back Guarantee. If you are not satisfied with you order we will refund the product price, the shipping, and pay for your return shipping.</b></blockquote>What a deal!<p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T05:21:52Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16261257</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html#c16261257" />
    <title>Comment from Binaryslyder on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>Binaryslyder</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>I'd take hours grunting and slamming weights at the gym than a few minutes looking like goober with this thing. Even if no one was watching. It just doesn't jive.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T05:15:38Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16261231</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html#c16261231" />
    <title>Comment from Laura Northrup on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>Laura Northrup</name>
        <uri>http://www.lauriebird.com/blog</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.lauriebird.com/blog">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16261027" rel="nofollow">gamabunta</a>: zing.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T05:11:55Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16261199</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html#c16261199" />
    <title>Comment from newdeepdan on 2009-10-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>newdeepdan</name>
        <uri>n/a</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="n/a">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16261027" rel="nofollow">gamabunta</a>: someone give this dude a star... that is the greatest comment EVER!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T05:09:10Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16261035</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html#c16261035" />
    <title>Comment from PsiCop on 2009-10-25</title>
    <author>
        <name>PsiCop</name>
        <uri>http://www.agnostic-library.com/ma/</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.agnostic-library.com/ma/">
        <![CDATA[<p>Gotta love the background music that sounds eerily like Doom or Quake ... !</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T04:52:23Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16261027</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html#c16261027" />
    <title>Comment from gamabunta on 2009-10-25</title>
    <author>
        <name>gamabunta</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>If this exercise worked then every guy in the world would already be ripped as hell.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T04:51:50Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16260991</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html#c16260991" />
    <title>Comment from ReverendBrown on 2009-10-25</title>
    <author>
        <name>ReverendBrown</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>What in the world is a TRIPLE money back guarantee?</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T04:47:22Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16260967</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html#c16260967" />
    <title>Comment from dbl-dog-dare-ya on 2009-10-25</title>
    <author>
        <name>dbl-dog-dare-ya</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="#c16260953" rel="nofollow">dasunst3r</a>: HA! Love the suggestion.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T04:45:06Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16260962</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html#c16260962" />
    <title>Comment from Kimaroo - 100% Pure Natural Kitteh on 2009-10-25</title>
    <author>
        <name>Kimaroo - 100% Pure Natural Kitteh</name>
        <uri>http://twitter.com/kimmishkim</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://twitter.com/kimmishkim">
        <![CDATA[<p>Why am I reminded of those Interactive Male commercials?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T04:44:31Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16260953</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html#c16260953" />
    <title>Comment from dasunst3r on 2009-10-25</title>
    <author>
        <name>dasunst3r</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>Rotate the Shake Weight 45 degrees each way (preferably outward), then we'll talk creepy/suggestive.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T04:43:17Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16260949</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html#c16260949" />
    <title>Comment from johnarlington on 2009-10-25</title>
    <author>
        <name>johnarlington</name>
        <uri>n/a</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="n/a">
        <![CDATA[<p>It looks like they were all glazed in Vaseline for the video</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T04:43:10Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595-comment:16260887</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5389595" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/we-have-no-comment-about-this-exercise-device-either.html#c16260887" />
    <title>Comment from TheOrtega on 2009-10-25</title>
    <author>
        <name>TheOrtega</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>Sounds like someone got cheap parts from a now discontinued product and put this together last minute</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-26T04:35:22Z</published>
  </entry>


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