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Guy Catches Laptop With His Butt. Yawn.

2009-10-21T22:46:26Z

Somehow we missed this gem two months ago, but here's a viral video sensation involving a trio of athletes who can catch slim laptops in their butts.

You may notice that this bears a strong resemblance to that stupid Levi's viral video and that stupid Ray Bans video and that stupid Coor's Light video. With this quadtych, I hereby declare using fishing line to yank stuff and then running the film in reverse to make it look like it's thrown an official viral video format.

Comment from fxsoap on 2009-10-23

2009-10-23T18:55:08Z

@JPropaganda:
wow, how manly of them....ass catching.

Comment from ElizabethD on 2009-10-23

2009-10-23T08:28:35Z

The better to dsmvwl you, my dear. bwahahahahaaa

Comment from Kat on 2009-10-22

2009-10-22T12:00:23Z

Why is this on the Consumerist?

Comment from phate on 2009-10-22

2009-10-22T11:52:14Z

@Skankingmike:

Comment from gStein_|bringing starpipe back| on 2009-10-22

2009-10-22T09:27:00Z

I saw the first one on TV, pretty sure it's a real ad for MSI.
at thened, when he's throwing 5-6 of the machines, something looks... off.
i can't pinpoint it, but it makes me think it's CG

Comment from Skankingmike on 2009-10-22

2009-10-22T09:26:26Z

@GitEmSteveDave_MovesHisHipsLikeYeah: I love that video thanks for reposting it because

YOU COULD HAVE BEEN RAPED IN THE BUTT

Comment from Joeb5 on 2009-10-21

2009-10-22T02:15:10Z

sound like a idea for a windows 7 party.

Comment from Xerloq, we are all made of stars. on 2009-10-21

2009-10-22T02:02:23Z

@pecan 3.14159265: Yes, and they will install it for you!

Comment from drb023 on 2009-10-21

2009-10-22T01:45:35Z

fake

Comment from drb023 on 2009-10-21

2009-10-22T01:45:03Z

@Oranges w/ Cheese wants it to be winter already: as others said: when you live at home. And secondly, when you don't own the things that people ground you from: the car... attach strings here.

Comment from CapitalC on 2009-10-21

2009-10-22T01:25:31Z

Is this what the internet has come to?

Comment from Slave For Turtles on 2009-10-21

2009-10-22T01:05:05Z

"quadtych" - new word for me. Thank you!

Comment from Oranges w/ Cheese on the move on 2009-10-21

2009-10-22T00:50:23Z

@MostlyHarmless: Very true, most likely WHY she is still living at home. She isn't mature enough to cut it on her own, quite obviously.

Comment from Raekwon on 2009-10-21

2009-10-22T00:38:20Z

@theSuperman: I knew I should have got out my bingo card when I saw this posted.

Comment from Xerloq, we are all made of stars. on 2009-10-21

2009-10-22T00:35:02Z

@GitEmSteveDave_MovesHisHipsLikeYeah:HA! That is awesome. Made my Wednesday.

Comment from pecan 3.14159265 on 2009-10-21

2009-10-22T00:10:53Z

Does Best Buy sell these as optimized?

Comment from Span_Wolf on 2009-10-21

2009-10-22T00:09:45Z

So what they are trying to say is that you'll take it up the ass if you buy one of these things?

Comment from Traveshamockery on 2009-10-21

2009-10-22T00:04:47Z

I thought Fleshbot cross-posts would end after the Consumer's Union acquisition...

Comment from GitEmSteveDave_MovesHisHipsLikeYeah on 2009-10-21

2009-10-22T00:03:11Z

@theSuperman: Why s srs? :}

Comment from MostlyHarmless on 2009-10-21

2009-10-21T23:52:04Z

@Trai_Dep: Thats why I said "bruise" and not "bleed".

Comment from MostlyHarmless on 2009-10-21

2009-10-21T23:51:02Z

@Oranges w/ Cheese wants it to be winter already: If you are still a stupid kid who lives at home. I thought it was well deserved. She behaved like a 14 year old.

Comment from diasdiem on 2009-10-21

2009-10-21T23:47:15Z

A performance art piece entitled: Dell Customer Support

Comment from Trai_Dep on 2009-10-21

2009-10-21T23:47:03Z

@GitEmSteveDave_MovesHisHipsLikeYeah: Favorite line:
Mom: Go downstairs and play with your friend Nick.
Son: In the BUTT!

Comment from theSuperman on 2009-10-21

2009-10-21T23:47:00Z

Ht t b ngtv..bt slw nws dy?

Comment from coren on 2009-10-21

2009-10-21T23:46:16Z

Yeah,, clear parody of that one levis ad. I like the ball into the cup one better.

Comment from Trai_Dep on 2009-10-21

2009-10-21T23:41:14Z

@MostlyHarmless: You've discovered another use for pickled herring? Wonders never cease.
...You debone them first, though, don't you? Otherwise, the splinters might cringe-inducing.

Comment from Trai_Dep on 2009-10-21

2009-10-21T23:39:18Z

Clearly they're only junior varsity wrestlers. The varsity ones use steel cables and a lacquered NYC phone book.

Comment from spankdidly on 2009-10-21

2009-10-21T23:15:50Z

@Oranges w/ Cheese wants it to be winter already: eh, if you still live at hoooome....

Comment from Ben Popken on 2009-10-21

2009-10-21T23:11:57Z

@GitEmSteveDave_MovesHisHipsLikeYeah:That's dangerous, in the butt.

Comment from Oranges w/ Cheese on the move on 2009-10-21

2009-10-21T23:11:30Z

@MostlyHarmless: Rollerskating? That's a large flat object and it can cause ass bruises :(

Comment from Oranges w/ Cheese on the move on 2009-10-21

2009-10-21T23:10:52Z

@GitEmSteveDave_MovesHisHipsLikeYeah: Wow. Firstly, way to be an overprotective mom-bitch. Secondly, stupid girl for trusting people she meets on myspace, regardless of her age. Thirdly, brother WIN!

But srsly. Since when can you ground 18 year olds?

Comment from Benguin on 2009-10-21

2009-10-21T23:05:36Z

I never saw that Coors one before. It was cringe-inducing.

Dude. Bro. Totally.

Comment from angryneo on 2009-10-21

2009-10-21T23:04:23Z

Yawn indeed.

Comment from MostlyHarmless on 2009-10-21

2009-10-21T23:03:52Z

@thSprmn: Yh, why s ths n twttr?

Comment from MostlyHarmless on 2009-10-21

2009-10-21T23:02:53Z

@BabyFirefly: Been there, done that. It's a pain in the ass. (No cylindrical objects were involved. And no spherical ones either.)

Comment from MostlyHarmless on 2009-10-21

2009-10-21T23:02:12Z

@GitEmSteveDave_MovesHisHipsLikeYeah: I just watched that the other day on CH. It was HILLLLARIOUS. Though they mislabbeled the brother as "father". Creepy.

Though the brother got one thing right... "this family video will go down in history..."

Comment from JPropaganda on 2009-10-21

2009-10-21T23:00:16Z

@theSuperman: I hear ya. This came out months ago.

Comment from GitEmSteveDave_MovesHisHipsLikeYeah on 2009-10-21

2009-10-21T22:57:17Z

Whenever I hear "with his butt" "on his butt", etc... This video below comes to mind.

NSFW. Synopsis: Daughter comes home late from guys house she met on MySpace and lied to Mom about. Brother filming it decides to pour gas on the fire. Hilarity ensues.

Comment from BabyFirefly on 2009-10-21

2009-10-21T22:56:04Z

Wouldn't that hurt the asscrack? I can't imagine getting an asscrack bruise.

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