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    <published>2009-10-27T16:30:31Z</published>
    <updated>2009-10-27T15:58:54Z</updated>
    <title>FDA: Um, Please Do Not Buy Stupid #$@% Like &quot;Swine Flu Shampoo&quot;</title>
    <summary>--&gt;The FDA is calling on consumers not to fall for unapproved bogus &quot;swine flu&quot; or &quot;H1N1&quot; products that claim to offer a cure or other health benefits. There&apos;s even a &quot;swine flu shampoo&quot; that claims to protect against the virus. Awesome.</summary>
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      <name>Meg Marco</name>
      
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      <![CDATA[<p><!--<img src="http://consumerist.com/images/consumerist/2009/10/10-27-2009_6-56-48_AM.jpg" width="160" height="75" />-->The FDA is calling on consumers not to fall for unapproved bogus "<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #swineflu" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #swineflu" href="http://consumerist.com/tag/swineflu/">swine flu</a>" or "H1N1" products that claim to offer a cure or other health benefits. There's even a "swine flu shampoo" that claims to protect against the virus. Awesome.</p>
<p>The FDA says:</p>
<blockquote><p>FDA actively monitors the Internet and, where appropriate, purchases and analyzes drug products. In October 2009, it announced what it found when it purchased and analyzed several products represented online as Tamiflu.</p>
<p>One of these online orders resulted in delivery to FDA of an unmarked envelope postmarked from India. Inside were unlabeled, white tablets taped between two pieces of paper that were found to contain talc and acetaminophen, an active ingredient found in many medicines to help relieve pain and reduce fever. Not found was oseltamivir, the active ingredient of Tamiflu.</p>
<p>The Web site selling this product disappeared shortly after FDA placed the order.</p>
<p>The agency also bought four other products purported to diagnose, prevent, treat or cure the H1N1 influenza virus from other Web sites. These products contained various levels of oseltamivir but were not approved for use in the United States. Several did not require a prescription from a health professional.</p>
<p>In actions it announced in June 2009, FDA issued warning letters and advised operators of offending sites to immediately ensure that they weren't marketing products intended to act against the H1N1 flu virus that have not been cleared, approved, or authorized by the agency.</p>
<p>    * Among the unapproved, uncleared, or unauthorized H1N1 flu products it targeted at that time were<br />
    * a shampoo said to protect against the H1N1 flu virus<br />
    * a dietary supplement said to protect infants and young children from contracting the virus<br />
    * a "new" supplement said to cure H1N1 flu infection within four to eight hours<br />
    * a spray that claims to leave a layer of ionic silver on one's hands that kills the flu virus<br />
    * several diagnostic tests that have not been approved to detect the H1N1 flu virus<br />
    * an electronic instrument whose sellers claim uses "photobiotic energy" and "deeply penetrating mega-frequency life-force energy waves" to strengthen the immune system and prevent symptoms associated with H1N1 viral infection</p>
<p>Work by FDA and the FTC to identify, investigate, and take regulatory action against individuals or businesses that wrongfully promote purported 2009 H1N1 influenza products will continue. These efforts can include additional legal actions including seizure of products, injunction, or criminal prosecution.</p></blockquote>
<p> For a list of the fraudulent products,<a href="http://www.accessdata.fda.gov/scripts/h1n1flu/"> click here.</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.fda.gov/ForConsumers/ConsumerUpdates/ucm187728.htm">The Word is Out on Unapproved H1N1 Products</a> [FDA]</p>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16315957</id>
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    <title>Comment from Julia789 on 2009-10-28</title>
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        <name>Julia789</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16307350" rel="nofollow">thebrokencarnage</a>: LOL yes that is true. I try to explain to people that having a flu shot is NOT the same as cracking open a thermometer and drinking the contents. Even if it WAS the same type of mercury, there would still be more in a tuna sandwich than a flu shot. ;-)</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-10-28T08:07:42Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16315907</id>
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    <title>Comment from Julia789 on 2009-10-28</title>
    <author>
        <name>Julia789</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16296412" rel="nofollow">hi</a>: That is a lie. Obama's girls were vaccinated for H1N1 last week. It was in the Washington post. To be fair to other children, they waited until the vaccine was available to all children in their district, even though they could have received it earlier if they wanted.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-28T08:04:29Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16307350</id>
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    <title>Comment from thebrokencarnage on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>thebrokencarnage</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16294261" rel="nofollow">hi</a>: Well, I'm not sure about "murcury", but only certain forms of <i>mercury</i> are bad for you.  Of the organic forms: ethylmercury, which is a product of the metabolism of thimerosol, is easily and readily excreted by the body; methylmercury, like what you find in fish, is the bad form that accumulates in tissue and causes neurological problems.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-10-28T01:53:21Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16303435</id>
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    <title>Comment from Underscore_Lysdexia on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>Underscore_Lysdexia</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16291872" rel="nofollow">Excited_Utterance</a>: Dammit Glenn Beck, stop browsing Consumerist!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-28T00:08:32Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16303346</id>
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    <title>Comment from floraposte on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>floraposte</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16302219" rel="nofollow">Skaperen</a>: Just guessing--you could have an issue if you suggested that your product was specifically potent against H1N1 in a way that a basic hand sanitizer wasn't.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-28T00:06:13Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16303202</id>
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    <title>Comment from Underscore_Lysdexia on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>Underscore_Lysdexia</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16290903" rel="nofollow">sicknick</a>: "A fool and his money are soon parted" and all that junk</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-10-28T00:02:11Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16303173</id>
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    <title>Comment from H3ion on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>H3ion</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16290409" rel="nofollow">GitEmSteveDave_FullOfEvilClowns</a>: What you need is Madame Defarge Hair Treatment.  Guaranteed to prevent H1N1 (and everything else).</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-28T00:01:18Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16303162</id>
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    <title>Comment from Underscore_Lysdexia on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>Underscore_Lysdexia</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16296115" rel="nofollow">subtlefrog</a>:<br />
I think they just went through the new age bullshit dictionary, picked terms at random and added them as adjectives to their "product"</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-10-28T00:00:56Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16302219</id>
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    <title>Comment from Skaperen on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>Skaperen</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16293397" rel="nofollow">thesadtomato</a>: But the CDC and other agencies are telling people to use them to kill the viruses.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T23:37:08Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16301544</id>
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    <title>Comment from catastrophegirl on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>catastrophegirl</name>
        <uri>http://www.catastrophegirl.com</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16300257" rel="nofollow">admiral_stabbin</a>: the water filter thing at my office has an 'ionic silver lined tank to prevent growth of microorganisms' <br />
apparently silver does something to at least bacteria, probably messes with their skins so they suffer cellular rupture, but i don't know enough about it to be sure</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-10-27T23:20:06Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16301284</id>
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    <title>Comment from catastrophegirl on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>catastrophegirl</name>
        <uri>http://www.catastrophegirl.com</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16297352" rel="nofollow">Hooray4Zoidberg</a>: the placebo effect has been proven recently to actually be getting stronger<br />
<a href="http://www.wired.com/medtech/drugs/magazine/17-09/ff_placebo_effect?currentPage=all" rel="nofollow">[www.wired.com]</a></p>
<p>it's kinda neat actually</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T23:13:16Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16301173</id>
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    <title>Comment from catastrophegirl on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>catastrophegirl</name>
        <uri>http://www.catastrophegirl.com</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16292820" rel="nofollow">katstermonster</a>: but it could be harmful, for the wrong person. i can't ever take immune boosters because of my autoimmune conditions. <br />
people are always like 'echinacea will fix that right up' and i respond with [the truth] 'echincea could cause me to have a brain hemorrhage'<br />
it's why i also never take anything without a complete list of even the inactive ingredients - after the incident with the 'soothing' eye drops that turned out to have chamomile in them which i am very allergic to!<br />
hehe, that was a bad day.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-10-27T23:10:45Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16301026</id>
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    <title>Comment from catastrophegirl on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>catastrophegirl</name>
        <uri>http://www.catastrophegirl.com</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16291247" rel="nofollow">GitEmSteveDave_FullOfEvilClowns</a>: right, and a lot of the scam is telling people what they want to hear. when i was diagnosed with diabetes a well meaning friend told me about this miracle cure for diabetes that the health care industry didn't want me to know. <br />
so we had a very frank discussion about the mechanical parts of diabetes, autoimmune diseases and why replacing insulin with this miracle juice won't keep me from needing insulin.... and she understood all the information once it was given to her - but said she had listened to the claims in the first place because she was worried about me and wanted me to not have to be sick anymore.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T23:06:37Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from admiral_stabbin on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>admiral_stabbin</name>
        <uri>http://www.assfarmer.com</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Ionic silver sprayer to kill a virus?  This ain't Star Trek, mofo! ;-)</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T22:46:02Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16298898</id>
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    <title>Comment from floraposte on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>floraposte</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16297427" rel="nofollow">Julia789</a>: Yeah, mostly it looks gray to me and not blue.  Tin Man instead!</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-10-27T22:09:28Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16298871</id>
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    <title>Comment from floraposte on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>floraposte</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16297669" rel="nofollow">Julia789</a>: Yeah.  I'd like to be vaccinated, but I'm not in a priority group, so I doubt I'll be trying until the next big batch comes out.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-10-27T22:08:47Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16298028</id>
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    <title>Comment from Julia789 on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>Julia789</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5390714/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid--like-swine-flu-shampoo#c16291581" rel="nofollow">Dragonis</a>: Agreed. There is more mercury in a tuna sandwich than the flu shot. Literally. And the type of mercury in the flu shot is not even the same as in thermometers, or tuna for that matter. It's a different type that the body excretes completely and has been tested safe time and time again.</p><br />
<p>The shots are made with the same ingredients, at the same laboratories, using the same methods as the seasonal flu shot. It is just because we are in a hurry and missed the current seasonal vaccine that a second production run was needed.</p><br />
<p>If the timing was earlier, H1N1 would have been mixed into the current seasonal shot, and no one would be screaming "IT'S NEW AND UNTESTED!" Why should they be screaming that now? It is the exact SAME shot as the seasonal shot, same ingredients, except a different genetic component is used.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T21:44:51Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16297669</id>
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    <title>Comment from Julia789 on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>Julia789</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5390714/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid--like-swine-flu-shampoo#c16294730" rel="nofollow">floraposte</a>: Agreed. Also the many conflicting headlines designed to be sensational add to the confusion. One screams "Is the vaccine safe?" the other screams "Why can't we find the needed vaccine?" often on the same major news website. People are confused.</p><br />
<p>I'm not worried about the vaccine at all. My child has a history of respiratory illness, so that puts him at high risk for complications from H1N1. I was very lucky to find him the vaccine when it was available for a short time in my area, before it sold out.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T21:35:18Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16297481</id>
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    <title>Comment from Julia789 on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>Julia789</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5390714/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid--like-swine-flu-shampoo#c16294975" rel="nofollow">hi</a>: You're free to believe that, although I do not subscribe to that belief. Best of luck to you.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T21:30:22Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16297427</id>
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    <title>Comment from Julia789 on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>Julia789</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5390714/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid--like-swine-flu-shampoo#c16294776" rel="nofollow">floraposte</a>: Ha ha! For Haloween it would be fun. I think some people use gentian violet to temporarily color themselves for pranks or sporting events. But it takes a few days to wear off.</p><br />
<p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gentian_violet" rel="nofollow">[en.wikipedia.org]</a></p><br />
<p>Although the people who get "stained" permanently by the silver products (sprays, pills, etc.) are not a bright blue, they turn a sickly looking purple-blue. It looks like a bruise over the entire body. It depends on how long they take it for - a little turns the skin a little blue (not very noticable) but as it starts to build up it gets much darker. By the time they notice the staining, it's been building up for so long and is still coming to the surface of the skin. It's too late to do anything.</p></p>]]>
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    <published>2009-10-27T21:28:52Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16297352</id>
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    <title>Comment from Hooray4Zoidberg on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>Hooray4Zoidberg</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16292820" rel="nofollow">katstermonster</a>: Man I was just sick a few weeks ago and someone recommend I take Airborne. I said "Didn't you follow that whole class action suit where they basically proved it does nothing additional to relieve cold symptoms and had to pay out in a settlement?" They said, "yeah I saw that, but it works for me so I still take it". Sigh.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T21:27:06Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16297152</id>
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    <title>Comment from mythago on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>mythago</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5390714/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid--like-swine-flu-shampoo?t=16290903#c16292647" rel="nofollow">pz</a>: I don't know that a person who thinks shampoo prevents H1N1 is any dumber than somebody who thinks Darwin said "Stupid people ought to die before they breed".</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T21:22:20Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16296504</id>
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    <title>Comment from subtlefrog on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>subtlefrog</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16292647" rel="nofollow">pz</a>: Actually, Darwin wouldn't.  Darwin never took a moralistic approach to natural selection, and never applied it to humans.  In fact, he was dead terrified of this.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T21:05:52Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16296490</id>
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    <title>Comment from floraposte on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>floraposte</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16292647" rel="nofollow">pz</a>: Darwin wasn't an advocate, he was a reporter.  You're thinking more of Spencer (the "survival of the fittest" guy), but even he wasn't using it the way it's popularly employed now.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T21:05:24Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16296437</id>
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    <title>Comment from hi on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>hi</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="#c16296412" rel="nofollow">hi</a>: 13,000 between Jan-April sorry.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T21:04:14Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16296412</id>
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    <title>Comment from hi on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>hi</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>I'd also like to add:</p><br />
<p>13,000 died from the regular flu so far this year. Thats 800 people a week.</p><br />
<p>1000 died from the swine-flu strain.</p><br />
<p>Obama has not given the vaccines to his kids. <br /><a></a><br />
<a></a><br /><a>+ Watch video</a><br />
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<p></p></p></p>]]>
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    <published>2009-10-27T21:03:38Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16296115</id>
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    <title>Comment from subtlefrog on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>subtlefrog</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16290436" rel="nofollow">Underscore_Lysdexia</a>: I also think it messes up the feng shui of my body.</p>
<p>Photobiotic.  Light-life.  As in, energy from light.  Last I checked, and I AM a biologist, by the way, the only living things that could make energy from the sun were autotrophs, like plants.  We are not autotrophs, nor do we have them living on our hands.  Unless maybe we really really need to bathe.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-10-27T20:56:09Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16296050</id>
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    <title>Comment from Frank From Virginia on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>Frank From Virginia</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>I would buy anything that provided "deeply penetrating mega-frequency life-force energy waves". Sounds kinky!</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T20:54:34Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16295780</id>
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    <title>Comment from mythago on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>mythago</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5390714/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid--like-swine-flu-shampoo?t=16290903#c16290903" rel="nofollow">sicknick</a>: Personally, I'm waiting for being a judgmental asshole to go out of fashion, but apparently it's the in thing right now, so there you are.</p><br />
<p>Speaking of stupidity, I also don't get the idea that fraud is morally righteous as long as the person defrauded is a) stupider than the fraudster or b) stupider than me, personally. Do you also believe that if I can beat you up and take your wallet, you don't deserve to keep your money? Hey, you should have taken the personal responsibility to carry a gun, or learn self-defense.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T20:47:29Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16295698</id>
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    <title>Comment from oneandone on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>oneandone</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5390714/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid--like-swine-flu-shampoo#c16294039" rel="nofollow">Julia789</a>: Part of the reason for the shortage is also the decline in capacity to manufacture vaccines in the U.S.. It hasn't been enough of a money maker to keep pharmaceutical companies interested, so the relatively recent ramp-up still takes time.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T20:45:44Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16295267</id>
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    <title>Comment from An_Album_Cover on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>An_Album_Cover</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16293886" rel="nofollow">katia802</a>: Actually, you can do the math out to determine what the jackpot has to be for the expected value (EV) of a lottery ticket to be $1. Which is to say, at what point it makes sense to spend money on the lottery because the expected return is statistically the same as what you expend (or better).</p>
<p>I ran the numbers on PowerBall (the multi-state game available where I live)not too long ago. If you were to receive the full jackpot in a lump sum and ignoring taxes, the jackpot would have to be $161,151,191.71 for your overall odds to break "even". More realistically, if you take the 50% lump sum option, pay the maximum 35% federal income tax on every penny of the jackpot, and pay no state income tax, the top prize would have to be $495,849,820.66 to break even. Since the biggest powerball prize ever was something like $350M, this is pretty un-attainable.</p>
<p>Oh yeah, and all of this assumes that you don't split the jackpot with anybody. :)</p>
<p>(yes, I recognize that this is really just an argument not to play, but I enjoy making the counter-argument that there exists *some* rational reason to play, if you just do the math out, and are willing to accept some assumptions :D)</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-10-27T20:35:17Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16295155</id>
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    <title>Comment from Trai_Dep on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>Trai_Dep</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Since I prefer organic shampoo, I opt to rub my head against the belly of a sow instead of overpaying to buy Swine Flu Shampoo.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T20:32:34Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16294975</id>
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    <title>Comment from hi on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>hi</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="#c16294730" rel="nofollow">floraposte</a>: They use fake news and propaganda to manipulate public opinion. It works... but I'm not buying it and I hope many more will join me.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T20:26:58Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16294776</id>
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    <title>Comment from floraposte on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>floraposte</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16293724" rel="nofollow">Julia789</a>: If the effect were only temporary, I'd totally do that for Halloween.</p>
<p>All year 'round, it's harder to explain the Smurf costume.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T20:22:10Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16294730</id>
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    <title>Comment from floraposte on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>floraposte</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16294039" rel="nofollow">Julia789</a>: I also think that some people are confusing media reports that mention government statements with government approaches themselves.  A lot of the confusing stuff is because much reporting sucks, not because the information has been particularly variable.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-10-27T20:20:51Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16294565</id>
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    <title>Comment from Covertghost on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>Covertghost</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5390714/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid--like-swine-flu-shampoo#c16291332" rel="nofollow">Brazell</a>: Whatever, I was going to buy it anyway, my feet smell</p></p>]]>
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    <published>2009-10-27T20:16:24Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16294261</id>
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    <title>Comment from hi on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>hi</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="#c16294039" rel="nofollow">Julia789</a>: Any amount of murcury is bad for you. Watch the following video:</p><br />
<p>How Mercury Causes Neurodegeneration (Brain Damage):<br />Description (from the op): Video illustrating with actual images of brain fibers being destroyed by mercury (the 2nd most toxic substance in our planet... There is NO healthy dose of mercury!!!).<br /><a></a><br />
<a></a><br /><a>+ Watch video</a><br />
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    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T20:08:11Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16294039</id>
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    <title>Comment from Julia789 on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>Julia789</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5390714/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid--like-swine-flu-shampoo#c16293347" rel="nofollow">hi</a>: I don't understand all the fuss about the H1N1 vaccine. I got it, and my child got it last week. It's the same shot as seasonal flu shot, same ingredients, same laboratories, same methods. They stopped production of seasonal vaccine, switched the genetic component in the vaccine from seasonal to H1N1, and continued production as usual.</p><br />
<p>Really I don't see the fuss about the ingredients. There is more mercury in a tuna sandwich, than in a flu shot. Seriously.</p><br />
<p>Part of the reason for the shortage is that it takes one chicken egg per vaccine. They can't just use any old chicken eggs, they have special flocks of hens of selected breeds for vaccine eggs. The hens are kept in sanitary laboratory like facilities (rather than farms) and health tested. They can only lay eggs so fast to keep up with production. They already did almost the entire production of seasonal vaccine. Flu grows very well in chicken eggs, they are perfect container for it, without worrying about infecting animals that can spread it or mutate it.</p><br />
<p>There is a new production technique using vats of animal cells instead of eggs, which just begin in Europe and has yet to get FDA approval here. Hopefully we will soon have that new, faster method available in the U.S. that does not require chicken eggs, so that production is faster in the future.</p></p>]]>
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    <published>2009-10-27T20:01:33Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16293971</id>
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    <title>Comment from floraposte on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>floraposte</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16292301" rel="nofollow">pecan 3.14159265</a>: That doesn't seem to be how immunity problems work, though.  There's no actual evidence that handwashing or use of hand sanitizers impairs one's immune response.  Even use of antibiotics doesn't actually make you overall more susceptible to germs.</p>
<p>Where you might be getting into issues is in the totally sterilized households with young kids, since there is some thought that that's how some kinds of hypersensitivity, like asthmas and early allergies, develop.  But that's still a theory among many.</p>
<p>The real problem, of course, is the effect on the microorganisms rather than on us.  But even that can be an advantageous trade, as in the use of antibiotics in the face of dangerous infections.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T19:59:41Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16293886</id>
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    <title>Comment from katia802 on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>katia802</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5390714/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid--like-swine-flu-shampoo#c16293571" rel="nofollow">pecan 3.14159265</a>: The running joke in our family is that I'll never win the lottery because I can't afford to buy tickets. Hubby still falls for this one, but has agreed to limit his spending on tickets to $5 every two weeks. Less than I spend on soda, so I guess I can't complain too much.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T19:56:28Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16293724</id>
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    <title>Comment from Julia789 on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>Julia789</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>I believe that "silver spray" is the stuff that turns your skin blue, permanently. Some people take it as pills, drink it, or use a spray. They turn into living smurfs.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T19:51:37Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16293719</id>
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    <title>Comment from AllanG54 on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>AllanG54</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I actually petted a Vietnamese Potty Bellied pig over the weekend and I'm still flu free. I guess they aren't the "swine" that carries the flu.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T19:51:27Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16293694</id>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html#c16293694" />
    <title>Comment from SpiderPaintingDollarz cleaned his room on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>SpiderPaintingDollarz cleaned his room</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>Is it me or did one of our friendly Consumer advocates who grace this blog and write for it, change the title? Adding a bit of profanity censored out. I like it. You get points.</p>
<p>I'm going back to my office at the CDC to generate more H1N1 press now.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T19:50:19Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16293578</id>
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    <title>Comment from floraposte on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>floraposte</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16291082" rel="nofollow">TVarmy</a>: I think the Corn Flakes example is actually not allowed, but I'm not sure of the parameters.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T19:46:21Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16293571</id>
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    <title>Comment from pecan 3.14159265 on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>pecan 3.14159265</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5390714/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid--like-swine-flu-shampoo#c16292798" rel="nofollow">katstermonster</a>: Those who are in the most dire of situations are the most likely to be preyed upon, and are also the most likely to see schemes and scams as real. It's the same reason that many studies show that the poorer you are (or the poorer you feel you are), the more likely you are to play the lottery. Nevermind your chances of winning are astronomical - you keep playing because of that one chance, that one miniscule chance you have to strike it big, and rid yourself of all your financial woes.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T19:46:05Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16293397</id>
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    <title>Comment from thesadtomato on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>thesadtomato</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16293089" rel="nofollow">Skaperen</a>: They would be running afoul of the FDA. Hand sanitizers do not "kill viruses."</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T19:39:36Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16293347</id>
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    <title>Comment from hi on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>hi</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>Dear America,</p><br />
<p>We the federal government are going to mega-hype up the swine flu and lie to you about it BUT DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT BELEIVE IN ANYONE ELSE MEGA-HYPING the swine flu and lying about it. They are out to get you! But at the same time, trust us... we are just hyping it up for your safety.</p><br />
<p>Thank you for you time.</p><br />
<p>PS: Get vaccinated now! <br />PSS: There's a vaccine shortage!<br />PSS: Vaccines are completly safe and untested! <br />PSSS: ... whatever</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T19:37:51Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16293321</id>
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    <title>Comment from thesadtomato on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>thesadtomato</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16293137" rel="nofollow">Skaperen</a>: Does the FCC regulate CB radio sales?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T19:36:58Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16293244</id>
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    <title>Comment from Megladon on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>Megladon</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5390714/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid--like-swine-flu-shampoo#c16290544" rel="nofollow">B</a>:</p><br />
<p>Nice, kill the player, game over.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T19:34:32Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16293137</id>
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    <title>Comment from Skaperen on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>Skaperen</name>
        <uri>http://skaperen.blogspot.com/</uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16292443" rel="nofollow">thesadtomato</a>: One more thing ... would I be in violation of FCC rules if I were to sell a "40 DB Ten Kilowatt CB Attenuator for 27 MHz"?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T19:30:46Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16293089</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html"/>
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    <title>Comment from Skaperen on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>Skaperen</name>
        <uri>http://skaperen.blogspot.com/</uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16292443" rel="nofollow">thesadtomato</a>: But the big question is, if they advertise it as "kills H1N1 viruses", would they be running afoul of the FDA requiring things to be approved by them in advance.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T19:28:48Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16292820</id>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html#c16292820" />
    <title>Comment from katstermonster on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>katstermonster</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5390714/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid--like-swine-flu-shampoo#c16292326" rel="nofollow">mommiest</a>: It's like freakin Airborne. People still take that stuff by the handful, despite it being absolutely useless. At least that isn't harmful, though.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T19:18:51Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16292798</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html"/>
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    <title>Comment from katstermonster on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>katstermonster</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5390714/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid--like-swine-flu-shampoo#c16291352" rel="nofollow">pecan 3.14159265</a>: The wife of an acquaintence posted on facebook yesterday that they'd gotten hit by a modeling scam. As in they spent money to have their daughter photographed for modeling jobs that turned out to be fake. These are people who are on welfare, living with his mother, and just found out they're having a third kid. I don't want anything bad to happen to the kids, but this is definitely a case where stupidity just can't seem to get painful enough to tech them a lesson.</p><br />
<p>Disclaimer: this is not meant to be a commentary on welfare in general. I just mean to say that if you're receiving state assistance, you shouldn't be having another kid and/or spending money on modeling BS.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T19:18:12Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16292647</id>
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    <title>Comment from pz on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>pz</name>
        <uri>http://mdm-adph.blogspot.com</uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16292326" rel="nofollow">mommiest</a>: Darwin would disagree.</p>
<p>If someone wants to think they can cure their pneumonia with Miracle Tonic, and thus dies from it, the only consideration is whether or not they had time to breed beforehand.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T19:12:31Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16292591</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html#c16292591" />
    <title>Comment from oneandone on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>oneandone</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5390714/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid--like-swine-flu-shampoo#c16291524" rel="nofollow">ThinkerTDM</a>: It's these people's job: <a href="http://www.fda.gov/ForConsumers/ConsumerUpdates/ucm048380.htm" rel="nofollow">[www.fda.gov]</a></p><br />
<p>Why not monitor the internet? I'd guess it's how a lot of counterfeit drugs &amp; scams get around, and those could be very harmful.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T19:10:39Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16292443</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html#c16292443" />
    <title>Comment from thesadtomato on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>thesadtomato</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16291082" rel="nofollow">TVarmy</a>: @<a href="#c16290678" rel="nofollow">Skaperen</a>: And as we've established on Consumerist threads in the past, hand sanitizers are a good *substitute* for washing your hands with soap and warm water for 5 minutes, meaning "use them when you don't have a sink and soap."</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T19:04:49Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16292326</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html#c16292326" />
    <title>Comment from mommiest on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>mommiest</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16290903" rel="nofollow">sicknick</a>: Honestly, I wish more people would pay attention in school. But from a law enforcement perspective (IANAC), if we just let this stuff out onto the market, it becomes ubiquitous, and thus seems valid to a lot of folks. There is something to be said for keeping con artists out of the mainstream, even if we are in a game of perpetual Whack-a-Mole.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T18:59:40Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16292301</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html#c16292301" />
    <title>Comment from pecan 3.14159265 on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>pecan 3.14159265</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5390714/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid--like-swine-flu-shampoo#c16291581" rel="nofollow">Dragonis</a>: I think the saddest part is that some people who buy this stuff think that they're one sneeze away from the flu and have become hyper vigilant about using hand sanitizer and such - and that makes them more susceptible to germs.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T18:58:38Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16292017</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html#c16292017" />
    <title>Comment from temporaryerror on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>temporaryerror</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16291352" rel="nofollow">pecan 3.14159265</a>: <br />
More likely it's TV rips on DVD-R's, with some fanpackageing.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T18:48:22Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16291872</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html#c16291872" />
    <title>Comment from Excited_Utterance on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>Excited_Utterance</name>
        <uri>http://www.pullingablyleven.blogspot.com</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.pullingablyleven.blogspot.com">
        <![CDATA[<p>That is an intrusion by the government into my personal swine flu snake oil liberties enshrined in the Constitution by Jesus and other founding fathers!</p>
<p>Your rights are being eroded America! Wake up!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T18:41:55Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16291581</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html#c16291581" />
    <title>Comment from Dragonis on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>Dragonis</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>You know what I think is the saddest part about this? Some of the people who bought this crap probably did it because they think that the vaccine is unsafe.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T18:27:00Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16291524</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html#c16291524" />
    <title>Comment from ThinkerTDM on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>ThinkerTDM</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>The FDA actually pays someone to "monitor" the internet? Nice work, if you can find it.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T18:23:16Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16291352</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html#c16291352" />
    <title>Comment from pecan 3.14159265 on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>pecan 3.14159265</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5390714/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid--like-swine-flu-shampoo#c16291247" rel="nofollow">GitEmSteveDave_GoneInAMmmBop</a>: Luckily, my family members aren't <i>that</i> gullible. More like they've heard some wild claim, are unsure as to its efficacy, and they know better than to pursue it without first asking us what we know about it. It's generally assumed (rightly) that we know more about these things than our parents do. Our parents, poor things, still don't understand that seven seasons of a TV show can't possibly be legitimately going for $50 when it's $160 on Amazon, and that there is no <i>special</i> packaging - it's just scammy scam scam.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T18:11:30Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16291332</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html#c16291332" />
    <title>Comment from Brazell on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>Brazell</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>Who'da thunk that when they declare everything a pandemic, that it'd have unforseen consequences.  EVERYBODY PANIC AND BUY THE SWINE FLU FOOT DEODORANT!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T18:10:18Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16291247</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html#c16291247" />
    <title>Comment from GitEmSteveDave_GoneInAMmmBop on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>GitEmSteveDave_GoneInAMmmBop</name>
        <uri>http://gitemstevedave4.mybrute.com/</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://gitemstevedave4.mybrute.com/">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16291019" rel="nofollow">pecan 3.14159265</a>: You'd think, but then you get scam and woo-woo artists like Kevin Trudeau who tell you that the "Gubberment" and "Big Farma" are holding back the real facts about how these simple herbs can cure everything, but they don't want you to know because it cuts into their profit.  Then you have fellow idiots who got into a MLM program where over 97% of people never make a cent/just break even selling things like Mona-Vie juice and Amway Vitamins/Supplements, who claim their stuff is just as good, if not better because it's not from Big Farma/it's "natural", so they can hope to make SOME money back from the hole they are digging themselves into buying case after case because, you have to buy a lot to get a discount, so you're really saving money!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T18:04:48Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16291082</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html#c16291082" />
    <title>Comment from TVarmy on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>TVarmy</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16290678" rel="nofollow">Skaperen</a>: True, but the thing is that it kind of makes the claim that it will somehow fight H1N1 better than soap or regular ethanol hand sanitizer.  The fact is that both soap and ethanol kill viruses like H1N1.</p>
<p>It's not so much that they're doing something illegitimate.  They're just pitching a feature that everything has as their own.  It's like how Lucky Strike cigarettes advertised that they used toasted tobacco, when the fact is that every cigar and cigarette uses toasted tobacco.  Or like how Corn Flakes will advertise that they're "Fat Free," when most cereals don't have fat.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T17:53:13Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16291065</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html#c16291065" />
    <title>Comment from codepage9 on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>codepage9</name>
        <uri>http://thinksyousuck.com</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://thinksyousuck.com">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16290629" rel="nofollow">Sanspants</a>: <br />
Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.<br />
It's not swine flu guys, its midichlorines.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T17:51:32Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16291045</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html#c16291045" />
    <title>Comment from TVarmy on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>TVarmy</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16290409" rel="nofollow">GitEmSteveDave_GoneInAMmmBop</a>: I dunno, but I know for a FACT that the H1N1 vaccine being peddled by the BIG GOVERNMENT and BIG PHARMA does NOTHING to fight the WHITE FLAKEY MENACE.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T17:50:07Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16291019</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html#c16291019" />
    <title>Comment from pecan 3.14159265 on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>pecan 3.14159265</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5390714/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid--like-swine-flu-shampoo#c16290903" rel="nofollow">sicknick</a>: I'm pretty sure the larger implication of any of these scams is that now the people in China, India, Nigeria, etc. have your financial information.</p><br />
<p>Part of me agrees that stupid people should learn their lesson - but the part of me that has to explain to gullible friends and family that you can't prevent swine flu if you take certain herbs disagrees.</p><br />
<p>The more information the FDA gives, the easier I can debunk these idiotic scams.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T17:47:22Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16290989</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html#c16290989" />
    <title>Comment from GitEmSteveDave_GoneInAMmmBop on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>GitEmSteveDave_GoneInAMmmBop</name>
        <uri>http://gitemstevedave4.mybrute.com/</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://gitemstevedave4.mybrute.com/">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16290903" rel="nofollow">sicknick</a>: I agree.  Anyone who signs up for a "used car warrenty" is an idiot.  Now signing up for a "used car warranty", that, is a smart person.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T17:45:14Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16290965</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html#c16290965" />
    <title>Comment from GitEmSteveDave_GoneInAMmmBop on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>GitEmSteveDave_GoneInAMmmBop</name>
        <uri>http://gitemstevedave4.mybrute.com/</uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16290752" rel="nofollow">JanDuKretijn</a>: Possibly because due to the recentness of the outbreak, there hasn't been time to amply test any claims they may make in order to defend themselves, should a court case/lawsuit ensue?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T17:43:49Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16290903</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html#c16290903" />
    <title>Comment from sicknick on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>sicknick</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>I'm a bit of an asshole, so this probably won't go over well, but let's just let the stupid people fall for this. I used to have a bumper sticker on the back of my car that read "Stupidity Should Be Painful". I still believe this. If you're dumb enough to buy Swine Flu Shampoo, you don't deserve to keep your money. Same if you cash bogus mystery checks sent to you asking for the money to be sent elsewhere or if you sign up for a "used car warrenty".</p><br />
<p>When did common sense and personal responsibility get so out of fashion?</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T17:37:55Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16290828</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html#c16290828" />
    <title>Comment from speedwell, avatar of snark on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>speedwell, avatar of snark</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5390714/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid--like-swine-flu-shampoo#c16290485" rel="nofollow">Underscore_Lysdexia</a>: Which should come in handy at the funerals caused by relying on shampoo to resist the virus....</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T17:31:43Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16290820</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html#c16290820" />
    <title>Comment from speedwell, avatar of snark on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>speedwell, avatar of snark</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5390714/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid--like-swine-flu-shampoo#c16290752" rel="nofollow">JanDuKretijn</a>: Love to know what you find out about this. I've been reading FluWiki and storing supplies, but don't have the latest information.</p><br />
<p>Nice username, by the way, ;)</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T17:30:37Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16290752</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html#c16290752" />
    <title>Comment from JanDuKretijn on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>JanDuKretijn</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>I'm currently at safety products convention, and I'm quizzing vendors about this as part of my work. I'm surprised that there's only a very nascent H1N1 bandwagon - not many companies are addressing it directly, at least not companies who manufacture disposable gloves and respirators.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T17:23:11Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16290706</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html#c16290706" />
    <title>Comment from Skaperen on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>Skaperen</name>
        <uri>http://skaperen.blogspot.com/</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://skaperen.blogspot.com/">
        <![CDATA[<p>The FDA's embedded application did not work on my web browser.  I guess maybe it is because my web browser is hardened against viruses.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T17:18:38Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16290678</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html#c16290678" />
    <title>Comment from Skaperen on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>Skaperen</name>
        <uri>http://skaperen.blogspot.com/</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://skaperen.blogspot.com/">
        <![CDATA[<p>How about some "H1N1 hand sanitizer"?  Use of that product has been recommended as a way to reduce the risk of exposure of yourself and others to H1N1.  I would think that anything that can do sanitizing would be legitimate.  How about alcohol moisturized cloths to clean door handles/knobs?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T17:15:43Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16290629</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html#c16290629" />
    <title>Comment from Sanspants on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>Sanspants</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5390714/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid--like-swine-flu-shampoo#c16290572" rel="nofollow">GitEmSteveDave_GoneInAMmmBop</a>: I have a motivator here GUARANTEED* to protect you from the swine flu!</p><br />
<p>*not a guarantee</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T17:09:46Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16290572</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html#c16290572" />
    <title>Comment from GitEmSteveDave_GoneInAMmmBop on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>GitEmSteveDave_GoneInAMmmBop</name>
        <uri>http://gitemstevedave4.mybrute.com/</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://gitemstevedave4.mybrute.com/">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16290544" rel="nofollow">B</a>: Remember, let your haters be your motivators.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T17:03:10Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16290544</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html#c16290544" />
    <title>Comment from B on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>B</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16290455" rel="nofollow">justagigilo85</a>: Is it okay if I hate you, or do I need to just hate stupid cliches?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T16:59:44Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16290485</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html#c16290485" />
    <title>Comment from Underscore_Lysdexia on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>Underscore_Lysdexia</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16290409" rel="nofollow">GitEmSteveDave_GoneInAMmmBop</a>: You should try Head and Shoulders anti swine edition</p>
<p>it's great and I can wear my black suits once more!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T16:51:39Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16290455</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html#c16290455" />
    <title>Comment from justagigilo85 on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>justagigilo85</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>Don't hate the player, hate the game.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T16:47:45Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16290436</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html#c16290436" />
    <title>Comment from Underscore_Lysdexia on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>Underscore_Lysdexia</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>"an electronic instrument whose sellers claim uses "photobiotic energy" and "deeply penetrating mega-frequency life-force energy waves" to strengthen the immune system and prevent symptoms associated with H1N1 viral infection"</p>
<p>I dunno about this product, I think it might disturb my chi</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T16:44:46Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714-comment:16290409</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5390714" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/fda-um-please-do-not-buy-stupid-like-swine-flu-shampoo.html#c16290409" />
    <title>Comment from GitEmSteveDave_GoneInAMmmBop on 2009-10-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>GitEmSteveDave_GoneInAMmmBop</name>
        <uri>http://gitemstevedave4.mybrute.com/</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://gitemstevedave4.mybrute.com/">
        <![CDATA[<p>But does the shampoo leave my hair shiny, light, and also flake free?  Because I'll chance H1N1 if I can get rid of these flakes and leave what hair I have left tussable by the ladies.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-27T16:41:14Z</published>
  </entry>


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