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  <title>Comments for Even In Death, You Can Still Shop At Walmart</title>
  <subtitle>Shoppers bite back.</subtitle>
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    <published>2009-10-29T20:39:45Z</published>
    <updated>2009-11-10T20:43:11Z</updated>
    <title>Even In Death, You Can Still Shop At Walmart</title>
    <summary><![CDATA[-->Walmart now provides for their customers from cradle to grave. Quite literally&mdash;since you can not only purchase cribs there, you can now order caskets and funerary urns from the mega-retailer's Web site.]]></summary>
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      <name>Laura Northrup</name>
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<p><!--<img src="http://consumerist.com/images/consumerist/2009/10/0085010000201_500X500.jpg" class="left image340" width="340" />-->Walmart now provides for their customers from cradle to grave. Quite literally&mdash;since you can not only purchase cribs there, you can now order caskets and funerary urns from the mega-retailer's Web site.</p>
<p>The caskets and urns are made in the USA by Star Legacy Funeral Network, Inc., which also supplies coffins to Overstock.com and Costco. (<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #funeralhomes" href="http://consumerist.com/tag/funeralhomes/">Funeral homes</a> are required by law to let families supply their own caskets or urns.) They are delivered via FedEx within 48 hours of ordering, and can be delivered directly to the funeral home.</p>
<p>Or, like my family's former pastor, you can buy your coffin early, store it in your home, and freak out your neighbors when you move.</p>
<p>Walmart's caskets cost between $1,000 and $3,100. They are not returnable.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33519190/ns/business-retail/">Wal-Mart now selling caskets, urns online</a> [MSNBC]</p>
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    <title>Comment from QuantumRiff on 2009-11-13</title>
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        <name>QuantumRiff</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16355306" rel="nofollow">giggitygoo</a>: I was thinking the same thing.. Costco has been doing this forever.  You can even order and pay (or is it pay a very large deposit) now, and then when you croak, your family just has to let them know, and the casket will be there in like 1 day.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-11-13T21:34:01Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5392173-comment:16379434</id>
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    <title>Comment from Cantras on 2009-11-13</title>
    <author>
        <name>Cantras</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>A friend of mine basically went "ew who'd want to be buried in a Wal-mart coffin," So just for the record, there are more depressing burial methods. I went to a funeral home as a field trip in a class, and the two cheapest options were a) a glorified 6x2x2 cardboard box with lid or b) sanded-but-unfinished planks.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-11-13T21:33:52Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5392173-comment:16378652</id>
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    <title>Comment from BytheSea on 2009-11-13</title>
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        <name>BytheSea</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16358638" rel="nofollow">RedCatLinux</a>: ... I see a reason now for the Walmart wedding line.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-11-13T21:33:52Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5392173-comment:16378635</id>
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    <title>Comment from BytheSea on 2009-11-13</title>
    <author>
        <name>BytheSea</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16356747" rel="nofollow">ArcanaJ</a>: Put the rest of the Halloween decorations away, leave the casket on the lawn until Christmas and make a creche for Zombie Jesus.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-11-13T21:33:52Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5392173-comment:16378353</id>
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    <title>Comment from GitEmSteveDave_ThatChickRockingKicks on 2009-11-13</title>
    <author>
        <name>GitEmSteveDave_ThatChickRockingKicks</name>
        <uri>http://gitemstevedave4.mybrute.com/</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16357451" rel="nofollow">econobiker</a>: Are you sure?  I remember this was passed as a FEDERAL law at least 5 years ago.  Unless TN is saying they aren't part of the USA.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-11-13T21:33:52Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from econobiker on 2009-10-29</title>
    <author>
        <name>econobiker</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>"(Funeral homes are required by law to let families supply their own caskets or urns.)"</p><br />
<p>This was only recently made law in TN as coffin sales were formerly only allowed to be by licensed funeral directors. As always, a monopoly generated higher prices, so people fought and got the law overturned. Even in the Nashville area there are a couple of lower end strip malls with retail sales coffin showrooms in them...</p></p>]]>
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    <published>2009-10-29T21:48:14Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from econobiker on 2009-10-29</title>
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        <name>econobiker</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5392173/even-in-death-you-can-still-shop-at-walmart#c16355892" rel="nofollow">Willow01</a>: +1</p></p>]]>
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    <published>2009-10-29T21:45:42Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5392173-comment:16357332</id>
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    <title>Comment from econobiker on 2009-10-29</title>
    <author>
        <name>econobiker</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5392173/even-in-death-you-can-still-shop-at-walmart#c16356291" rel="nofollow">LadySiren</a>: No cheaper twin packs but buy two adult size and get a free pet coffin included...</p></p>]]>
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    <published>2009-10-29T21:45:22Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5392173-comment:16357252</id>
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    <title>Comment from econobiker on 2009-10-29</title>
    <author>
        <name>econobiker</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5392173/even-in-death-you-can-still-shop-at-walmart#c16356672" rel="nofollow">Goatweed</a>: I was going to mention that Costco had coffins on their website for several years...</p></p>]]>
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    <published>2009-10-29T21:42:57Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5392173-comment:16357101</id>
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    <title>Comment from drotor on 2009-10-29</title>
    <author>
        <name>drotor</name>
        <uri>http://www.procurementinvestor.com</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Pfft.  Cradle-to-grave coverage is nothing.  They need to target the sperm-to-worm market.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-10-29T21:39:19Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5392173-comment:16356810</id>
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    <title>Comment from Library Card on 2009-10-29</title>
    <author>
        <name>Library Card</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Walter Sobchak: GOD DAMN IT! Look, just because we're bereaved, that doesn't make us saps!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-29T21:32:16Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from ArcanaJ on 2009-10-29</title>
    <author>
        <name>ArcanaJ</name>
        <uri>http://www.arcanumvisual.com</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Not returnable? Then what am I supposed to do when I'm done with it?</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-10-29T21:30:48Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from Goatweed on 2009-10-29</title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>My wife and I noticed last week that Costco is also selling coffins - needless to say, it was "weird" to see the sample coffin on our way to meet the receipt-checker-guy.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-10-29T21:28:17Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from segfault on 2009-10-29</title>
    <author>
        <name>segfault</name>
        <uri>http://slashdot.org/</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I'm having trouble locating the caskets at Walmart.com.  Are they in the "Outdoor Living" section, "Health and Beauty," "Gifts and Celebration," "Personal Care," or "Storage and Organization?"</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-10-29T21:24:04Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from LadySiren on 2009-10-29</title>
    <author>
        <name>LadySiren</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16356052" rel="nofollow">The_Legend</a>: If we buy them in a twin pack, are they cheaper?</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-10-29T21:17:00Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from Bearded Rapper on 2009-10-29</title>
    <author>
        <name>Bearded Rapper</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I dunno, I still prefer these guys:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.tributedirect.com/" rel="nofollow">[www.tributedirect.com]</a></p>]]>
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    <published>2009-10-29T21:16:46Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from captadam on 2009-10-29</title>
    <author>
        <name>captadam</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16355295" rel="nofollow">GitEmSteveDave_ThatChickRockingKicks</a>: Damn things are probably so screwed up that they reanimate corpses.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-10-29T21:15:10Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from captadam on 2009-10-29</title>
    <author>
        <name>captadam</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>This is amazing! Incredible! Worthy of a front-page story in the New York Times! Wal-Mart is SELLING SOMETHING MADE IN AMERICA!!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-29T21:13:39Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from subtlefrog on 2009-10-29</title>
    <author>
        <name>subtlefrog</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16355868" rel="nofollow">dfens42</a>: Mmmm cookies.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-10-29T21:12:42Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from The_Legend on 2009-10-29</title>
    <author>
        <name>The_Legend</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5392173/even-in-death-you-can-still-shop-at-walmart#c16355728" rel="nofollow">jaydez</a>: Made in USA at Wal-Mart? Sorry, I'm waiting for the $395 Element model.</p></p>]]>
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    <published>2009-10-29T21:10:25Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from ConsumerPop on 2009-10-29</title>
    <author>
        <name>ConsumerPop</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>God, shipping on that thing must be killer.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-29T21:08:31Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5392173-comment:16355957</id>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/even-in-death-you-can-still-shop-at-walmart.html#c16355957" />
    <title>Comment from The_Legend on 2009-10-29</title>
    <author>
        <name>The_Legend</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>I wonder if they will mark 'em down on Black Friday or Cyber Monday? Would make a hell of an ad.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-29T21:07:26Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5392173-comment:16355918</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5392173" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/even-in-death-you-can-still-shop-at-walmart.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/even-in-death-you-can-still-shop-at-walmart.html#c16355918" />
    <title>Comment from Quake &apos;n&apos; Shake on 2009-10-29</title>
    <author>
        <name>Quake &apos;n&apos; Shake</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>I saw this in the paper this morning and pointed it out to my mother-in-law.  Since she loves shopping at Wal-Mart, I told her to forget about cremation, we'll just bury you.<br />
I can picture the hushed conversation at her funeral now...</p>
<p><b>My brother-in-law:</b>  Why is the casket all scratched and dented?<br />
<b>Quake 'n' Shake:</b>  It was a floor model we picked up on clearance.  What the hell do you want from me?</p>
<p>For the record, my mother-in-law laughed.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-29T21:06:37Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5392173-comment:16355892</id>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/even-in-death-you-can-still-shop-at-walmart.html#c16355892" />
    <title>Comment from Willow01 on 2009-10-29</title>
    <author>
        <name>Willow01</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>CostCo did it!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-29T21:05:50Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5392173-comment:16355868</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5392173" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/even-in-death-you-can-still-shop-at-walmart.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/even-in-death-you-can-still-shop-at-walmart.html#c16355868" />
    <title>Comment from dfens42 on 2009-10-29</title>
    <author>
        <name>dfens42</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5392173/even-in-death-you-can-still-shop-at-walmart#c16355295" rel="nofollow">GitEmSteveDave_ThatChickRockingKicks</a>:</p><br />
<p>I bet they would even hold cookies.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-29T21:05:14Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5392173-comment:16355809</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5392173" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/even-in-death-you-can-still-shop-at-walmart.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/even-in-death-you-can-still-shop-at-walmart.html#c16355809" />
    <title>Comment from The_Legend on 2009-10-29</title>
    <author>
        <name>The_Legend</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>No customer product reviews?</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-29T21:03:24Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5392173-comment:16355728</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5392173" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/even-in-death-you-can-still-shop-at-walmart.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/even-in-death-you-can-still-shop-at-walmart.html#c16355728" />
    <title>Comment from jaydez on 2009-10-29</title>
    <author>
        <name>jaydez</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>the website states they start at $895.00 what a bargain! AND they are made in the USA!</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-29T21:01:09Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5392173-comment:16355481</id>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/even-in-death-you-can-still-shop-at-walmart.html#c16355481" />
    <title>Comment from barb95 on 2009-10-29</title>
    <author>
        <name>barb95</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>I would hate to be the fedex guy delivering these things.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-29T20:54:25Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5392173-comment:16355410</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5392173" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/even-in-death-you-can-still-shop-at-walmart.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/even-in-death-you-can-still-shop-at-walmart.html#c16355410" />
    <title>Comment from The_Legend on 2009-10-29</title>
    <author>
        <name>The_Legend</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>Chinese lead, from cradle to grave!</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-29T20:52:18Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5392173-comment:16355370</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5392173" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/even-in-death-you-can-still-shop-at-walmart.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/even-in-death-you-can-still-shop-at-walmart.html#c16355370" />
    <title>Comment from TheMugs on 2009-10-29</title>
    <author>
        <name>TheMugs</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>Finally I can buy my coffin, a bell and a string all at the same place !</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-29T20:51:00Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5392173-comment:16355353</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5392173" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/even-in-death-you-can-still-shop-at-walmart.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/even-in-death-you-can-still-shop-at-walmart.html#c16355353" />
    <title>Comment from ma5t3rw1tt on 2009-10-29</title>
    <author>
        <name>ma5t3rw1tt</name>
        <uri>http://n/a</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://n/a">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c16355202" rel="nofollow">Nick1693</a>: That is just way to funny. However this is kind of creepy ordering your place of housing after you die.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-29T20:50:32Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5392173-comment:16355306</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5392173" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/even-in-death-you-can-still-shop-at-walmart.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/even-in-death-you-can-still-shop-at-walmart.html#c16355306" />
    <title>Comment from giggitygoo on 2009-10-29</title>
    <author>
        <name>giggitygoo</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>Ugh, but have you ever seen what kind of corpses shop in Walmart?? I'll stick to Costco, where the rest of high society corpses shop for their coffins, thank you very much.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-29T20:49:08Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5392173-comment:16355295</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5392173" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/even-in-death-you-can-still-shop-at-walmart.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/even-in-death-you-can-still-shop-at-walmart.html#c16355295" />
    <title>Comment from GitEmSteveDave_ThatChickRockingKicks on 2009-10-29</title>
    <author>
        <name>GitEmSteveDave_ThatChickRockingKicks</name>
        <uri>http://gitemstevedave4.mybrute.com/</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://gitemstevedave4.mybrute.com/">
        <![CDATA[<p>I'd be worried about all the chemicals in it.  You wouldn't want whoever is using it to get sick or lead poisoning.</p>
<p>Also, will the urns hold animal ashes?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-29T20:48:56Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5392173-comment:16355202</id>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/10/even-in-death-you-can-still-shop-at-walmart.html#c16355202" />
    <title>Comment from Nick1693 on 2009-10-29</title>
    <author>
        <name>Nick1693</name>
        <uri>n/a</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="n/a">
        <![CDATA[<p>Will they still check my receipt?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-10-29T20:46:07Z</published>
  </entry>


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