is the spanking done bare-handed or being that it's at a restaurant, would they use a spatula? :-|

of course, for some, a spanking and a happy ending may be the same thing.

How does one determine the tip on a spanking?

@TinkishDelight: If you ever make it to SF, check out Ti Couz.

@GitEmSteveDave_IsWaving: This comment was the highlight of my day. I am still chuckling to myself and getting weird looks from coworkers.

But it sounds awesome.

Thanks and sorry.

Western Mass? For some reason, I had it in mind that you were somewhere out west. I have no idea why.

But thanks for the tip - if and when I ever get a vacation. Which seems like, well...never. But it will have to be one day, right? Provincetown!

PS love the pun.

Some reviews from veg*ns: [www.vegguide.org]
[www.happycow.net]

Provincetown is just super-duper as well so keep it in mind for your vacationing needs! There used to be another place called Tofu A-Go-Go, but they moved out here to Western Mass and promptly A-Went-Went out of business.

It's another SF Bay Area place trying to be "edgy."

Yawn.

Can I have them hold the spanking or get additional spanking on the side?

Ahhh!!! I didn't think of that! So totally true, though. I wish Coffee of Doom were real... that would be truly epic.

I wonder how the turtle liked being used as a chair...hehe

That's the first thing I thought of when I saw the word "crepe".

@TinkishDelight: Please do! I trecked out there for Restaurant Week, and it was delicious. Excellent service, even better food. I want to go again during non-restaurant week. I dream of being able to afford the $120 21-course tasting menu.

@Daveinva: "My crepe smells funny and it looks like a snail crawled all over it" /ralphwiggum

@GitEmSteveDave_IsWaving: Oh, in the Crepe District!

Anyone in Northern VA should head to Bread and Chocolate in Old Town Alexandria. Great omelets and crepes.

I really would like a crepe now. :)

@TinkishDelight: NONONONONONONO!!!

The place in Kentlands is mediocre at best. IF you are hard up for a crepe, it will do; if you want a good crepe, it won't.

Ooo -- WIN!

@veg-o-matic:

Isn't that "Crepe Cod"?

@GitEmSteveDave_IsWaving: We don't take kindly to those who don't take kindly...

@h3llc4t has a slow work day: 1,000 yen is cheap in Japan.

@GitEmSteveDave_IsWaving: What's sad is I was about to make the same exact joke.

...I went out on the town once with my cousin-in-law and a buddy of his that I didn't know before. Guy was hilarious...in the way that some guy that has a good sense of humor that gets drunk and goofily prances about the dance floor is hilarious.

...and when we went for breakfast at I think Perkins at like 2:00 in the morning, he was still going strong. Looked our not-really-hot waitress straight in the eyes and dryly ordered "pancakes, coffee, and a spanking."

The time and place and waitress was right, and it was funny as hell. Once in a while I bust that line out myself.

But the question is... Do they serve these to go? I prefer my spankings and crepes in the comfort of my own home.

I couldn't believe it myself, but there it was. With vegan crepes, even.

@pecan 3.14159265: I'm in Chevy Chase, but the one in Kentlands is nowhere from my job. Life changing. If I could heart you again I would!

I have heard that their food tastes like crepe, though.

@TinkishDelight: I think French zombies crave "creeeeeeepes..."

@TinkishDelight: Where in MD are you? Cause here's one in Gaithersburg: [www.crepes-a-gogo.com] and here's one in Baltimore: [www.crepedujour.com] and here's one in Ocean City: [www.crepedujour.com] and here's one in Baltimore at Inner Harbor: [www.southbaltimore.com]

Who does the spanking? that may be the best deal ever. Also can I give the spanking to somebody else.

@UCLAri: Unfortunately I'm in foodie-unfriendly Maryland.

*sigh*

At least we have the Top Chef fave (though I don't think I'd venture to Frederick for him)

I'm still stuck on the fact that there is an entire restaurant that serves just crepes!

*drool*

I'm so easily amused :(

That's crepe-y