If you're wondering (and of course you are) the burger is over five inches tall, weighs more than a pound, and has 2,120 calories. Wait, why didn't they market this in the U.S. again? Foreigners are eating gut-busting fast food and we're stuck with house parties. Hmph.
]]> Burger King Japan selling Windows 7 burgers [Electronista]Here's a video of CheapyD eating a Windows 7 burger!
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Vista did suck. It sucked so bad I learned enough about software while trying to get it to work that I now use linux on my laptop.
]]>That's already been topped. I bring you...THE OCTO STACKER!
@tonberry: And if I recall correctly satan isn't in a ring of fire but actually a lake of ice, that part always threw me off
]]>Not a joke (in the sense that, yes, you can actually buy this thing):
@Outrun1986: I take the elevator one floor too. And put up with the sneers from all the 20 yr olds going to student health here. My knees and hips can't take the stairs going down, but weird, i can and do take the stairs up
]]>@pecan 3.14159265: Done correctly the burger does not get soggy. for example a local burger where I am that will be on Man V Food on the travel channel on Dec 2nd serves this [tucson.metromix.com] OMFG burger and it is never soggy.
]]>I'll join the chorus of "I take elevators!"
But my knees pop just by stepping up onto a curb. Any more than a few steps (up OR down, it seems - but down still sucks a bit less) and my knees will just get incredibly fatigued.
Life gets pretty interesting when I don't have the option of an elevator though. My ankles have become considerably stronger because I've learned how to just kinda hop up steps without bending my knees very much.
It's weird. D:
]]>I'm actually glad that isn't available here. Crap I can barely handle a double whopper, have never had (and never will try) the triple. I can feel my cholesterol level shooting through the roof just looking at that thing.
(random: I wonder what would happen if all the fast food joints in the US decided to shut down for a month all at the same time...)
]]>thats about $8.6 USD
why not just spend like 640 yen on 7 whopper jr's instead, you will get more food for less money and if you feel like it you can take all of the meats and put it in 1 sandwich to make the windows7 whopper
]]>This is part of the reason I'm moving to NYC and ditching my car.
]]>Hi, I'm a Big Mac...
]]>...but there are 7 deadly sins!
]]>@Kimaroo - No Stars Upon Thars: I have a good friend that is Japanese. When she came to visit America for a foreign-exchange program she gained like 20 pounds in 2 months. When she moved back to Japan she dropped it all in about the same amount of time. She'll eat a burger in Japan about as often as I'll eat seafood (never).
]]>Now that made me want a burger dammit.
]]>(I just almost got in trouble for laughing)
]]>One difference between japan, europe, etc, and the US is most countries walk about 10x more than we do. I've seen people drive around a walmart parking lot for 5-10 minutes to find a "good" space rather than just walking another 200 feet. I don't think there are many countries that are so attached to their cars as the citizens of the USA. Hell, any time I go over to the shopping strip across the street, there are about 10 cars in the fire lane because people can't be bothered to part 50 feet away in a legal space.
]]>I prefer my burgers with as little vegetable as possible, but that monstrosity above is unappetizing. 4 is the max limit on patties, and also there should be at least a 1:2 cheese/patty ratio.
]]>@karmaghost:
Some of our best comments are posted at 4:20. That can't be coincidence.
@bhaughey: Mmm, Fiber!
]]>@diasdiem: I do forget about them, but I assume they aren't "the norm" in Japan.
I have no idea about the pizza thing.
]]>Too late.
]]>My colon just encountered a BSOD.
]]>@DickMcVengeance: Actually I saw the Japanese ad, and it proudly touts its AMERIKAN SAIZU BANZU, so evidently their normal buns are small and weak.
]]>@TVarmy: Just have to compile the packages of buns, lettuce, tomatoes, and other peripherals.
]]>100x100 meat and cheese
]]>Congratulations! You've won an Internet!
Seriously, though...this ranks up there with the OctoStacker as the best deadly yet tasty thing Burger King has ever created.
]]>If this sandwich was made of bacon, eating it would be considered allowing the bacon to control you. No man in his right mind would eat that.
]]>This works well. Didn't you hear that Windows 7 comes with a heart monitor? You just place your chest on any touch screen display and your computer will advise you when you are about to die. Next month there will be an improvement to the system when Microsoft comes out with its ovn version of the Apple Magic Mouse, and measurements will be made easily through your mouse.
]]>@LordofBacon: I really enjoyed someone named LordofBacon dislike a hamburger.
]]>/end snark
]]>It looks like you're trying to give yourself a heart attack. Would you like some help?
]]>I can see the commercials now:
M: "Hi, I'm a Mac."
P: "...and I'm a PC"
M: "I enjoy fine restaurants with five-star cuisine and expert sommeliers."
P: "I eat at Burger King."
DISCLAIMER: Does not own a Mac.
]]>That said, that's a lot ground snouts.
]]>its not in america because it doesnt have bacon. just wait for whopper 7.1 with bacon. im sure thats the one we will get.
]]>Yo Burger King, I'm gonna let you finish, but In-and-out has the greatest stacking burger option ever. Try and order a 10 by 10.
]]>1) I assure you there exist fatties in Japan, just like everywhere else in the developed world.
2) Yes, I'm pretty sure this is a joke.
]]>I will be taking the appropriate measures to celebrate this occasion appropriately :
1) Will not eat anything for a day or two
2) Will consume an all fiber diet for one to two days afterward.
3) Will purchase a copy of Windows 7 with my friends student email address for $30, just to take it for a test drive. If I don't like I'll go back to my modd'd copy of XP.
Go WINBLOWS 7!
]]>I'm going to say that the depiction of the burger is impossible. The sheer weight and moisture from the meat patties would reduce the bottom bun half into a soggy mess. Also, there doesn't seem to be proper vegetable:bun:meat ratio. There's so much meat that you can't taste anything else. Why not layer vegetables betwen meat patties, between bun layers, essentially creating seven layers of sandwich?
]]>Yum!
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