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  <title>Comments for Walmart Security Guards Go John McClane On Armed Thief</title>
  <subtitle>Shoppers bite back.</subtitle>
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    <published>2009-09-23T19:39:20Z</published>
    <updated>2009-09-23T18:39:27Z</updated>
    <title>Walmart Security Guards Go John McClane On Armed Thief</title>
    <summary>--&gt;In a head-scratching display of bravery combined with an alarming willingness to place surely poor-paying jobs above their personal safety, Walmart security guards captured an armed assailant who tried to rob the Pennsylvania store.</summary>
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      <name>Phil Villarreal</name>
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<p><!--<img src="http://consumerist.com/images/consumerist/2009/09/diehard.jpg" class="left image340" width="340" />-->In a head-scratching display of bravery combined with an alarming willingness to place surely poor-paying jobs above their personal safety, Walmart security guards <a href="http://www.tribune-democrat.com/local/local_story_265231953.html">captured an armed assailant</a> who tried to rob the Pennsylvania store.</p>
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<p>In a court document, police said Wal-Mart security attempted to stop Jeremy T. Johnson, 19, from leaving the store with a Sentry Safe he allegedly had not paid for. Johnson then tried to push his way past security and wrestled with employees and customers.</p>
<p>During the scuffle a black handgun fell from Johnson's pocket and slid across the floor.</p>
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<p>Whoah! Even customers got involved? Now that's store loyalty. If my Walmart ever gets jacked as I'm shopping, you'll find me cowering in the $12 velcro shoes aisle.</p>
<p>By the way, Johnson is in jail and unable to make bail. But he'll be back for the threequel involving Samuel L. Jackson.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.tribune-democrat.com/local/local_story_265231953.html">Walmart Workers Thwart Robbery</a> [The Tribune-Democrat]<br>
<i>(Thanks, Earl!)</i></p>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15890404</id>
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    <title>Comment from layton59 on 2009-10-08</title>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="#c15550407" rel="nofollow">jayphat</a>: I was in the hunting knife section of Wal-Mart last week and they now have all the knives locked on their display hooks. To get one you have to have an employee unlock the hook. I thought it was due to shop-lifting knives but your story makes me wonder. Maybe this will stop the bleeders from cutting themselves and their phone packages. Naw, they'll just move on to the utility box cutters.</p></p>]]>
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    <published>2009-10-08T23:05:47Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15583098</id>
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    <title>Comment from YardanCabaret on 2009-09-24</title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15557672" rel="nofollow">coren</a>: In the end, but it sounds like it started as a receipt check.  "....attempted to stop Jeremy T. Johnson, 19, from leaving the store with a Sentry Safe he allegedly had not paid for"  Key word allegedly.  Implies, to me at least, that it was a receipt check that became suspicious.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-09-24T22:12:31Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15574976</id>
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    <title>Comment from MightyDwarf56 on 2009-09-24</title>
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        <name>MightyDwarf56</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15554621" rel="nofollow">WinterDog</a>: Jupiter: Bringer of Jolity.</p>
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    <published>2009-09-24T15:20:01Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15568886</id>
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    <title>Comment from frodolives35 on 2009-09-24</title>
    <author>
        <name>frodolives35</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="#c15556386" rel="nofollow">pecan 3.14159265</a>: Maybe they are so good you only think they are from Japan.</p></p>]]>
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    <published>2009-09-24T06:58:26Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15568803</id>
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    <title>Comment from frodolives35 on 2009-09-24</title>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="#c15562404" rel="nofollow">Saboth</a>: There are 2 walmarts near me 1 is in a higher crime small town and they allways check receipts if something is not in a bag. The other is in a low crime small town and they don't check near as many receipts. Go figure higher loss numbers more people getting checked.</p></p>]]>
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    <published>2009-09-24T06:54:14Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15565114</id>
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    <title>Comment from aguacarbonica on 2009-09-23</title>
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        <name>aguacarbonica</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15561747" rel="nofollow">GitEmSteveDave_woot'sOffSoHard</a>:</p>
<p>This guy can come back and defend himself, but it sounded like he was saying that that "haha Walmart" picture is not so out of the ordinary, not that that is a photograph of his own anecdote. I mean that would be a pathetically crappy attention-whore lie.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-09-24T03:55:44Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from Paladin_11 on 2009-09-23</title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15553180" rel="nofollow">osiris73</a>:  You're not supposed to see them.  Most of the inventory control folks sit in back watching multiple cameras.  They wear plain clothes.  When they see you conceal an item and attempt to leave the store without paying they'll try to stop you.  Sometimes with the help of uniformed security if they have them.  At that point they'll call the police and level shoplifting charges.</p>
<p>Of course it's kind of hard to conceal a safe on your person, but maybe it was made by Acme or something...</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-09-24T03:26:18Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15562543</id>
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    <title>Comment from Saboth on 2009-09-23</title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15556078" rel="nofollow">TheDude06</a>:</p>
<p>Why even bother checking receipts or having security then? Just let people walk out with whatever they want.</p>
<p>Don't hire me to do a job then tell me I don't have the power to do anything. It's like having guys transporting millions of dollars then arming them with mace. I might get killed because you are placing me in danger with no tools (and yes, regulations are "tools").</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-09-24T02:21:24Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15562471</id>
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    <title>Comment from Saboth on 2009-09-23</title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15555220" rel="nofollow">morganlh85</a>:</p>
<p>Reminds me of a Spongebob episode, where Patrick beats Mr. Krabs in a board game:</p>
<p>Mr. Krabs: Patrick, you're fired!<br />
Patrick: But I don't even work here!<br />
Mr. Krabs: Would you like a job, starting now? (puts hat on Patrick's head)<br />
Patrick: Boy, would I?!<br />
Mr. Krabs: (takes hat off Patrick's head) You're fired!</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-09-24T02:19:06Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from Saboth on 2009-09-23</title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15553989" rel="nofollow">econobiker</a>:</p>
<p>My guess is this was step one of his plan.</p>
<p>1. Steal safe.<br />
2. Rob Bank.<br />
3. Put money in safe.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-09-24T02:17:24Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from Saboth on 2009-09-23</title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15557722" rel="nofollow">coren</a>:</p>
<p>I think he was referring to the energy of beating up a an old receipt checker.</p>
<p>Funny, NONE of my local walmarts (out of 3) have receipt checkers. We have old people that hand you carts as you come in, but no one bothers you on the way out.</p>
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    <published>2009-09-24T02:16:24Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from GitEmSteveDave_woot&apos;sOffSoHard on 2009-09-23</title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15550407" rel="nofollow">jayphat</a>: So he stabbed himself in the artery in his wrist, and they cuffed him?  Or did he just happen to pass out with his hands behind his back like that?  And where in his underwear did he try to "pocket" the phone?  And what Wal-Mart sells un-packaged hunting knives?  Oh, and where is the blood on the white tile around him?</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-09-24T01:55:25Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from RanChan03 on 2009-09-23</title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15556078" rel="nofollow">TheDude06</a>: actually they won't get fired from what the story says they tried to stop him but no force was involved until "Johnson then tried to push his way past security and wrestled with employees and customers." <br />
He struck first and that's all that is needed for the security to strike back.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-09-24T01:41:56Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from mazzic1083 on 2009-09-23</title>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5365745/walmart-security-guards-go-john-mcclane-on-armed-thief#c15553989" rel="nofollow">econobiker</a>: Maybe he just really needed a safe place to store his 2008 1040s....</p></p>]]>
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    <published>2009-09-24T01:38:13Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from mazzic1083 on 2009-09-23</title>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5365745/walmart-security-guards-go-john-mcclane-on-armed-thief#c15556386" rel="nofollow">pecan 3.14159265</a>: PWNED!</p></p>]]>
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    <published>2009-09-24T01:37:47Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from DragonThermo on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15550242" rel="nofollow">jokono</a>: Me? I'll be cowering in the back of the store in the fabric section.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-09-24T01:20:32Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from DragonThermo on 2009-09-23</title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15550212" rel="nofollow">Bellor</a>: Considering what Walmart has done in the past, I have no doubt that the Walmart employees involved will be fired.  I also have no doubt that the customers who helped will be banned from the store for life.</p>
<p>Based on what I've read on The Consumerist, it seems that Walmart's corporate policy is to severely punish anyone doing what is honorable.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-09-24T01:13:49Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from lincolnparadox on 2009-09-23</title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15553985" rel="nofollow">jokono</a>: "Rorschach's Journal. October 12th, 1985: Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!'... and I'll whisper 'no.'"</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-09-24T01:11:30Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from I_have_something_to_say on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>I_have_something_to_say</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15553985" rel="nofollow">jokono</a>:</p>
<p>You're right, I am a little grump lately.  Things involving Walmart just push me over the edge.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-24T00:19:58Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15558975</id>
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    <title>Comment from oneandone on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>oneandone</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5365745/walmart-security-guards-go-john-mcclane-on-armed-thief#c15555900" rel="nofollow">Josh_G</a>: I thought they looked like cops (I've seen some wearing gloves like that - perhaps they donned them for capturing the almost naked guy). They do look like they are having a good chuckle!</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-24T00:16:08Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15558444</id>
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    <title>Comment from smartmuffin on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>smartmuffin</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>What are security guards hired for if not for this?</p><br />
<p>Also, I don't much care for the condescending tone of the article. Because a job is supposedly low-paying, that means you aren't obligated to perform it to the best of your ability?</p><br />
<p>Kudos to these men for doing their job, and doing it well. I don't consider that "alarming" in the slightest.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T23:58:04Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15558146</id>
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    <title>Comment from coren on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>coren</name>
        <uri>n/a</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="n/a">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15558014" rel="nofollow">squinko</a>: Or he refused to show a receipt and they intervened, or hell they had security posted at the exit already doing receipt checking.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T23:48:50Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15558014</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/09/walmart-security-guards-go-john-mcclane-on-armed-thief.html"/>
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    <title>Comment from squinko on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>squinko</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15557743" rel="nofollow">coren</a>: Obviously if security was there talking to him and trying to stop him from leaving, they suspected him of stealing long before he didn't show his receipt.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T23:44:48Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15557743</id>
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    <title>Comment from coren on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>coren</name>
        <uri>n/a</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="n/a">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15553691" rel="nofollow">squinko</a>: It doesn't, but it also doesn't say that he was seen stealing it - so it could be either</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T23:36:37Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15557722</id>
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    <title>Comment from coren on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>coren</name>
        <uri>n/a</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="n/a">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15553893" rel="nofollow">DefineStatutory</a>: ...the energy of making a post on an internet?  He (or she) doesn't seem very self important to me...</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T23:35:57Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15557672</id>
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    <title>Comment from coren on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>coren</name>
        <uri>n/a</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="n/a">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15550354" rel="nofollow">YardanCabaret</a>: I think it was just straight shoplifting in his case</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T23:34:31Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15557643</id>
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    <title>Comment from coren on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>coren</name>
        <uri>n/a</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="n/a">
        <![CDATA[<p>Calling him an armed assailant paints a different picture than the actual story - he wasn't brandishing or displaying his weapon, it was concealed.  From what I can tell, the gun (and knife!) were not visible and no one knew he had it til the gun fell out.  At which point (since they knew nothing about the knife) they would think he was unarmed again.  Good on them, still, but a very different situation than what one might otherwise assume.</p>
<p>Also, pellet gun.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T23:33:42Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15557547</id>
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    <title>Comment from coren on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>coren</name>
        <uri>n/a</uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15556078" rel="nofollow">TheDude06</a>: Fired for doing their job?  I think not.  There was no indication he was armed until the weapon hit the floor, at which point he was no longer armed *anyway*</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T23:30:53Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15557385</id>
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    <title>Comment from edguitar on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>edguitar</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>Probably that guy would be fired.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T23:26:13Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15556424</id>
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    <title>Comment from Nytmare on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>Nytmare</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15556078" rel="nofollow">TheDude06</a>: You're right, they should have let him go as soon as the gun slipped onto the floor into view. My bad, here is your weapon you dropped, have a pleasant afternoon, sorry about the scuffle.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T22:55:41Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15556386</id>
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    <title>Comment from pecan 3.14159265 on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>pecan 3.14159265</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5365745/walmart-security-guards-go-john-mcclane-on-armed-thief#c15553420" rel="nofollow">GitEmSteveDave_woot'sOffSoHard</a>: Ninjas are from Japan.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T22:54:34Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15556078</id>
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    <title>Comment from TheDude06 on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>TheDude06</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>YES they will get fired and YES they should get fired.  Im tired of the "outrage" when a "hero" gets fired.</p>
<p>save the outrage for when youve ran your own business, and priced out how much it costs to insure your employees against active armed robber fighting.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T22:45:41Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15555900</id>
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    <title>Comment from Josh_G on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>Josh_G</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15550407" rel="nofollow">jayphat</a>: I still laugh at that.  I knew that the guys around him looked like EMTs, but heck, even they look like they are laughing (at him).</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T22:41:00Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15555882</id>
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    <title>Comment from BEERxTaco on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>BEERxTaco</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>Wait, what's wrong with velcro shoes?</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T22:40:38Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15555220</id>
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    <title>Comment from morganlh85 on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>morganlh85</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>All those people people are gonna get fired. Even the customers!!! lol</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T22:22:57Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15554621</id>
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    <title>Comment from WinterDog on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>WinterDog</name>
        <uri>n/a</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="n/a">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15553087" rel="nofollow">mazzic1083</a>: Greek. His Roman counterpart is, of course, Jupiter.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T22:05:47Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15554363</id>
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    <title>Comment from Weewolf on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>Weewolf</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Poor people can't have morals?  He did the right thing.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T21:58:23Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15554066</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/09/walmart-security-guards-go-john-mcclane-on-armed-thief.html"/>
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    <title>Comment from hi on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>hi</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="#c15552414" rel="nofollow">mrsultana</a>: I'm gonna say no you shouldn't beat up the receipt checker.. but you could stop shopping at that store.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T21:50:59Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15553989</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/09/walmart-security-guards-go-john-mcclane-on-armed-thief.html"/>
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    <title>Comment from econobiker on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>econobiker</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>"leaving the store with a Sentry Safe he allegedly had not paid for."</p><br />
<p>Anyone for betting that he thought the Sentry Safe already had money in it?</p><br />
<p>Or his criminal mastermind buddies told him to "go rob the store safe where they keep all the money" and this was the best he could do?</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T21:49:07Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15553985</id>
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    <title>Comment from jokono on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>jokono</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15552488" rel="nofollow">I_have_something_to_say</a>: You misunderstand, Mr. Angrypants.  I'm tired of criminal dirtbags getting away with it.  And, I think the world is a better place when Joe Citizen exercises a little vigilance.  Walmart's shrinkage is low on the list of my concerns (although it raises prices.)  I really don't care what store it's at -- I like to see the thief taken down.  It's not like he was trying to feed his family with that firesafe, anyway.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T21:49:03Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15553893</id>
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    <title>Comment from DefineStatutory on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>DefineStatutory</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="#c15552414" rel="nofollow">mrsultana</a>:</p><br />
<p>Pummel them with your sense of self importance. It's big enough to do the job apparently.</p><br />
<p>Put that energy into something that matters.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T21:46:52Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15553691</id>
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    <title>Comment from squinko on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>squinko</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15552721" rel="nofollow">xkevin108x</a>: Where does it say that receipt-checking was involved in this story in any way?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T21:41:34Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15553532</id>
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    <title>Comment from Rectilinear Propagation on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>Rectilinear Propagation</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15553180" rel="nofollow">osiris73</a>: I've seen real police officers in Kroger but I've never seen a security person in the Wal-mart in my city. I did see one at a Wal-mart in my hometown though so I guess it just varies by location.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T21:37:04Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15553456</id>
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    <title>Comment from Rectilinear Propagation on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>Rectilinear Propagation</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15553191" rel="nofollow">mazzic1083</a>: The shopping clubs have you agree to it to become a member.</p>
<p>Refusing your business means not letting you back in the store not refusing to let you leave. It's kinda too late to refuse someone's business after the transaction.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T21:34:55Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15553420</id>
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    <title>Comment from GitEmSteveDave_woot&apos;sOffSoHard on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>GitEmSteveDave_woot&apos;sOffSoHard</name>
        <uri>http://gitemstevedave4.mybrute.com/</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://gitemstevedave4.mybrute.com/">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15553180" rel="nofollow">osiris73</a>: Duh.  Wal Mart buys stuff from China.  So they also buy their security people from there, and everyone knows Ninjas come from China.  So that's why you never see them.</p>
<p>;)</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T21:33:58Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15553191</id>
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    <title>Comment from mazzic1083 on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>mazzic1083</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5365745/walmart-security-guards-go-john-mcclane-on-armed-thief#c15552721" rel="nofollow">xkevin108x</a>: Don't know the actual effects of the law but you're also choosing to buy an item from them in their store. They can refuse your business for any reason I believe (like if you don't want to show receipt). I know sams club also has it written into their policy in all that legalise wording</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T21:26:53Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15553180</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/09/walmart-security-guards-go-john-mcclane-on-armed-thief.html"/>
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    <title>Comment from osiris73 on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>osiris73</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Is it just me, or has anyone else NEVER seen a security guard at a Walmart? Maybe we're just more civil here in Iowa.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T21:26:27Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15553146</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/09/walmart-security-guards-go-john-mcclane-on-armed-thief.html"/>
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    <title>Comment from mazzic1083 on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>mazzic1083</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5365745/walmart-security-guards-go-john-mcclane-on-armed-thief#c15551973" rel="nofollow">fantomesq</a>: That was only in China walmarts though, American walmarts just let people steal while the 80 year old receipt checker dozes off.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T21:25:26Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15553087</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/09/walmart-security-guards-go-john-mcclane-on-armed-thief.html"/>
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    <title>Comment from mazzic1083 on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>mazzic1083</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5365745/walmart-security-guards-go-john-mcclane-on-armed-thief#c15552885" rel="nofollow">dorianh49</a>: Thor is for viking mythology, zeus rules the clouds for Greek (or was it Roman?) mythology.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T21:23:27Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15552982</id>
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    <title>Comment from LordSkippy on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>LordSkippy</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><a></a></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T21:20:15Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15552885</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/09/walmart-security-guards-go-john-mcclane-on-armed-thief.html"/>
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    <title>Comment from dorianh49 on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>dorianh49</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5365745/walmart-security-guards-go-john-mcclane-on-armed-thief#c15550063" rel="nofollow">apd09</a>: I thought that was Thor.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T21:17:11Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15552721</id>
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    <title>Comment from xkevin108x on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>xkevin108x</name>
        <uri>http://kevin108.com</uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I have a problem with this.  I refuse to show my receipt at the door.  The law says my transaction is complete at the register and I am under no obligation to show my receipt at the door or let granny peak in bag.</p>
<p>They know they're not supposed to do things like that nor do they have the authority to detain anyone.  If some Walmart rent-a-cop tackled me for doing what I do, I would probably proceed to knock his teeth in.  I would at least call the police immediately and press charges.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T21:11:42Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15552488</id>
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    <title>Comment from I_have_something_to_say on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>I_have_something_to_say</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15550242" rel="nofollow">jokono</a>: Yeah because defending little China is where it's at!  I'm sure Walmart will take care of your family if you were injured.</p>
<p><i></i></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T21:04:40Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15552414</id>
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    <title>Comment from mrsultana on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>mrsultana</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15551180" rel="nofollow">Saboth</a>: <br />
Uh, I consider the receipt checkers at Wal-Mart to be indecent and I'm fed up.  Can I beat one up the next time I get harassed?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T21:02:23Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15552286</id>
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    <title>Comment from Kogenta on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>Kogenta</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15550938" rel="nofollow">Geekybiker</a>: Could depend on circumstances.  As long as the criminal basically attacked first, they might have a hard time terminating with cause, and it would probably look bad for them to fire someone over self defense.  If the guard was the one who initiated the brawl, then they can claim he was endangering employees and customers.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T20:58:34Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15551973</id>
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    <title>Comment from fantomesq on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>fantomesq</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15551225" rel="nofollow">vladthepaler</a>: No Walmart lets them follow the customer home and beat them to death because shoplifting is taken very seriously. :(</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T20:49:00Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15551962</id>
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    <title>Comment from The Porkchop Express on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>The Porkchop Express</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>But did he have feet smaller than my sister's?</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T20:48:41Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15551738</id>
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    <title>Comment from Bearded Rapper on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>Bearded Rapper</name>
        <uri>http://michaelleung.tumblr.com</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://michaelleung.tumblr.com">
        <![CDATA[<p>Wait wait wait, what about the one where he had to save an airport? Or are we not allowed to speak of that one?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T20:42:21Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15551453</id>
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    <title>Comment from pecan 3.14159265 on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>pecan 3.14159265</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5365745/walmart-security-guards-go-john-mcclane-on-armed-thief#c15550242" rel="nofollow">jokono</a>: I'll be taking photos from a tree stand I make from shoe boxes. Then I'll be emailing them to whoever is working Consumerist at the time.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T20:33:45Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15551225</id>
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    <title>Comment from vladthepaler on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>vladthepaler</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Did the security guards get fired for trying to apprehend a shoplifter? I thought that was a Walmart policy but maybe I'm thinking of someplace else.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T20:26:21Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15551196</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/09/walmart-security-guards-go-john-mcclane-on-armed-thief.html"/>
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    <title>Comment from GitEmSteveDave_SomeAssemblyRequired on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>GitEmSteveDave_SomeAssemblyRequired</name>
        <uri>http://gitemstevedave4.mybrute.com/</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://gitemstevedave4.mybrute.com/">
        <![CDATA[<p>Well, if you're trying to steal a safe, I doubt you have your hands free to wield a firearm.  That was the only flaw in his plan.  At least he learned from the Petco people, and left his duck at home. <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=duck+linens+petco+robbery+peepers" rel="nofollow">[www.google.com]</a></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T20:25:13Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15551180</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/09/walmart-security-guards-go-john-mcclane-on-armed-thief.html"/>
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    <title>Comment from Saboth on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>Saboth</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>I think people are tired of getting walked on and having the indecent people in society calling the shots...this is a case of people being fed up and doing something about it.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T20:24:42Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15550994</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/09/walmart-security-guards-go-john-mcclane-on-armed-thief.html"/>
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    <title>Comment from danielly37 on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>danielly37</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>That's my parents' Wal-Mart.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T20:18:34Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15550938</id>
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    <title>Comment from Geekybiker on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>Geekybiker</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15550212" rel="nofollow">Bellor</a>: near 100% I'd say. A security guard that actually stops people is a lawsuit waiting to happen. Those guys are there to deter people just like fake surveillance cameras.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T20:17:03Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15550896</id>
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    <title>Comment from FooSchnickens - Full of SCAR on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>FooSchnickens - Full of SCAR</name>
        <uri>http://www.f00tography.com</uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15550212" rel="nofollow">Bellor</a>: I'd say very low assuming their job description is actually being a security guard and not just a receipt checker.</p>
<p>It'd be kind hard to enforce anything if all you can do is just stand there and smile while people run out the door with merch.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T20:15:46Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15550514</id>
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    <title>Comment from Traveshamockery on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>Traveshamockery</name>
        <uri>n/a</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="n/a">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15550212" rel="nofollow">Bellor</a>: Very high.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T20:03:11Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15550509</id>
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    <title>Comment from Rectilinear Propagation on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>Rectilinear Propagation</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15550317" rel="nofollow">jayphat</a>: You're assuming their employer is reasonable enough to recognize that self-defense should not get you fired.</p>
<p>In the last 'employee chases down a perp' type story someone in the comments related a personal experience where they and a second employee did get fired for fighting even though the customer and his son attacked them first.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T20:02:59Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15550407</id>
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    <title>Comment from jayphat on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>jayphat</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="#c15549963" rel="nofollow">Josh_G</a>: <br />You laugh at that, but thats a scene from when I worked fro Wal-Mart in 2006. Guy tries to steal a pre-paid phone, goes over and gets a hunting knife to cut the package open, and manages to stab himself in the artery in his wrist cutting it open. He bleeds ALL the way to the front of the store before passing out.</p><br />
<p>And yes, he still tried to pocket the phone.</p><br />
<p>Oh, he was Hep B positive too so he got charged with a felony for the almost 1K worth of merchandise we had to destroy because he bled on it.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T19:59:31Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15550401</id>
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    <title>Comment from hi on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>hi</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>I have nothing bad to say about Walmart security guards capturing an armed assailant. Thats how it should be. Good job.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T19:58:58Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15550354</id>
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    <title>Comment from YardanCabaret on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>YardanCabaret</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>It kind of sounds like it all started as a standard receipt check that went ugly when it turns out the guy was armed.  Well, that, and he didn't have a receipt.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T19:57:46Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15550317</id>
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    <title>Comment from jayphat on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>jayphat</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="#c15550212" rel="nofollow">Bellor</a>: <br />I doubt it. He really didn't pay for it and so long as they were just blocking his path, he threw the first punch, and they tried to get out of the situation, they'll be OK.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T19:56:37Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15550242</id>
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    <title>Comment from jokono on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>jokono</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>Yay for the good guys!</p>
<p></p><blockquote>If my Walmart ever gets jacked as I'm shopping, you'll find me cowering in the $12 velcro shoes aisle.</blockquote>
<p>Not me.  (I'll evaluate the situation, and it may come to that.  But, that certainly won't be my first reaction.)</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T19:53:49Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15550212</id>
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    <title>Comment from Bellor on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>Bellor</name>
        <uri>n/a</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="n/a">
        <![CDATA[<p>So, what are the chances the security guard is going to get fired?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T19:52:49Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15550063</id>
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    <title>Comment from apd09 on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>apd09</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15549973" rel="nofollow">Darrone</a>: You know, as in the god of thunder, don't f*ck with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your @$$.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T19:46:55Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15549973</id>
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    <title>Comment from Darrone on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>Darrone</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>He didn't say JESUS, he said HEY ZUES.  MY NAME IS ZEUS.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T19:43:18Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5365745-comment:15549963</id>
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    <title>Comment from Josh_G on 2009-09-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>Josh_G</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>Could this be the perp in question?</p>
<p><a href="http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/154.jpg" rel="nofollow">[media.peopleofwalmart.com]</a></p>
]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-23T19:42:58Z</published>
  </entry>


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