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  <title>Comments for UPS Employee Named Loser Steals Shipment Of Sunglasses</title>
  <subtitle>Shoppers bite back.</subtitle>
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    <published>2009-09-12T18:30:27Z</published>
    <updated>2009-09-12T13:08:05Z</updated>
    <title>UPS Employee Named Loser Steals Shipment Of Sunglasses</title>
    <summary>--&gt;Some last names are hard to live up to, such as &quot;Rockefeller&quot; or &quot;Kennedy.&quot; Others...well, it&apos;s not so much of a challenge. For example, take UPS loader/unloader Brandon Loser of Florida, who is charged with stealing $53,000 worth of sunglasses while at work.</summary>
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<p><a rel="lytebox" href="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/consumerist/2009/09/2110393717_d39d043f70.jpg"><!--<img src="http://consumerist.com/images/consumerist/2009/09/500x_2110393717_d39d043f70.jpg" class="left image500" width="500" />--></a>Some last names are hard to live up to, such as "Rockefeller" or "Kennedy." Others...well, it's not so much of a challenge. For example, take UPS loader/unloader Brandon Loser of Florida, who is charged with stealing $53,000 worth of sunglasses while at work.</p>
<p>Loser allegedly stole 212 pair of the <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged COSTA DEL MAR" href="http://consumerist.com/tag/costa-del-mar/">Costa Del Mar</a> sunglasses, which retail for about $250 each. He had planned to sell the eyewear to his friends.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.news-journalonline.com/NewsJournalOnline/News/EastVolusia/evlEAST03091109.htm">UPS worker charged with sunglasses theft</a> [Daytona Beach News-Journal]</p>
<p>(Photo: <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/belkins/2110393717/">beau-foto</a>)</p>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5357867-comment:15355379</id>
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    <title>Comment from usul356 on 2009-09-14</title>
    <author>
        <name>usul356</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15337069" rel="nofollow">Homerjay likes Belgiumese Puke Porn</a>: lol, ahh way to keep up those appearances :)</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-09-14T08:07:49Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5357867-comment:15353771</id>
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    <title>Comment from PsiCop on 2009-09-14</title>
    <author>
        <name>PsiCop</name>
        <uri>http://www.agnostic-library.com/ma/</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>This is a great example of a real-world aptonym. Over at the Freakonomics blog <a href="http://freakonomics.blogs.nytimes.com/tag/aptonyms/" rel="nofollow">they've had a number of posts on the subject of aptonyms</a>. Reams of them have been added in by commenters, so be sure to scroll down for some good ones.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-09-14T06:18:41Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5357867-comment:15349787</id>
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    <title>Comment from Sudonum on 2009-09-13</title>
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        <name>Sudonum</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15340794" rel="nofollow">nstonep</a>: <br />
I've owned several pairs of Costa del Mar's, and I still have every pair. I don't think Oakley has a lifetime guarantee that you can actually count on like I have CdM's. Looking at Oakleys web site, they only offer a one year guarantee. Here's Costa's <a href="http://www.costadelmar.com/SeeOutThere/CareRepair/" rel="nofollow">[www.costadelmar.com]</a><br />
I've had them replace a pair before when the hinge failed, and they replaced a cracked lens for me on a different pair for a minimal cost. I've had Oakleys, Ray Bans, Revos' and Maui Jims.</p>
<p>The only company who comes close to Costa in customer care is Maui Jim. One year guarantee, but when a frame cracked within that period, they told me the glasses were discontinued and to pick any other pair from their line up.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-09-13T23:18:22Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5357867-comment:15345083</id>
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    <title>Comment from kgazette on 2009-09-13</title>
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        <name>kgazette</name>
        <uri>http://poorerthanyou.com</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15338921" rel="nofollow">bombhand</a>: Interesting. I wonder how much of a hand the parents had in that, though. (I'd have to finally get around to reading Freakonomics to be able to comment fully.) I mean, when you've got something like that going on in your life from birth on, how your parents treat you and "it" (whether "it" is being named Loser or something else entirely) probably has a big effect.</p>
<p>Also, I may be basing this whole theory on one case study: having gone to high school with a girl who really lived up to her last name. I'll leave it to you to try and figure out what her last name was.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-09-13T08:07:05Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5357867-comment:15342816</id>
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    <title>Comment from gStein_*|bringing starpipe back|* on 2009-09-13</title>
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        <name>gStein_*|bringing starpipe back|*</name>
        <uri>http://twitter.com/gstein42</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15338333" rel="nofollow">tbax929</a>: Sanitation Engineer?</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-09-13T05:08:38Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5357867-comment:15342707</id>
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    <title>Comment from pollyannacowgirl on 2009-09-13</title>
    <author>
        <name>pollyannacowgirl</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5357867/ups-employee-named-loser-steals-shipment-of-sunglasses#c15338333" rel="nofollow">tbax929</a>: My old boss had a Dr. Doctor. Wonder if it's the same one...</p></p>]]>
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    <published>2009-09-13T05:02:15Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5357867-comment:15341862</id>
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    <title>Comment from HogwartsAlum on 2009-09-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>HogwartsAlum</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15338114" rel="nofollow">JennQPublic</a>: Or make him take your name.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-09-13T03:49:53Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5357867-comment:15341051</id>
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    <title>Comment from The Marionette on 2009-09-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>The Marionette</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15337435" rel="nofollow">StanTheManDean</a>:</p>
<p>Hmmm *removes employees name*  yep, he's still a loser.  I refer back to my original comment "i can already see it "You sir... you are a LOSER!". "</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-09-13T02:32:29Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5357867-comment:15340794</id>
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    <title>Comment from nstonep on 2009-09-12</title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Is it "Los-ier"?  Regardless...the only sunglasses worth $250 bucks are made by oakley and only available to law enforcement...but they don't cost $250.</p>
<p>Those del mars look like cheap chinese made crap, and they probably are.  No country of origin on their website eh?  And what do you know...suspicion partially confirmed by backcountry and geartrade.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-09-13T02:09:04Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5357867-comment:15340270</id>
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    <title>Comment from humphrmi on 2009-09-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>humphrmi</name>
        <uri>http://famille.org</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15336918" rel="nofollow">Franknbeans</a>: Do consumers buy sunglasses?  Do they ship things, or have them shipped via UPS?</p>
<p>Lastly, <a href="http://consumerist.com/5021861/the-consumerist-comments-code/" rel="nofollow">[consumerist.com]</a></p>]]>
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    <published>2009-09-13T01:20:54Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5357867-comment:15340048</id>
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    <title>Comment from StanTheManDean on 2009-09-12</title>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5357867/ups-employee-named-loser-steals-shipment-of-sunglasses#c15338814" rel="nofollow">sinrtb</a>:</p><br />
<p>I am willing to bet he was just watching out for the high value flags and stealing what came his way. Sunglasses, cat p_rn, mamma's Cash4Gold shipment etc.</p></p>]]>
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    <published>2009-09-13T01:00:45Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from sinister_plot on 2009-09-12</title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15339400" rel="nofollow">djanes1</a>: [WC Fields Voice]Accent grav over the e.[/WC Fields Voice]</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-09-13T00:47:37Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5357867-comment:15339400</id>
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    <title>Comment from djanes1 on 2009-09-12</title>
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        <name>djanes1</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>"Actually, its pronounced LOH-say ... its French."</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-09-13T00:02:34Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5357867-comment:15339389</id>
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    <title>Comment from Shoelace on 2009-09-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>Shoelace</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15336918" rel="nofollow">Franknbeans</a>: No, it's that he stole 53K worth of stuff and has a funny last name.</p>
<p>Interesting that this guy thought so little of his own company's security that he committed the theft. Looks like UPS can get its gears in motion when faced with a single loss of that size.</p>
<p>The article didn't say whether Loser needed to take time off from work.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-09-13T00:01:35Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from Coles_Law on 2009-09-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>Coles_Law</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="#c15337065" rel="nofollow">temporaryerror</a>: Didn't see this post at first-I posted the same thing above.  I should scroll down before posting...</p></p>]]>
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    <published>2009-09-12T23:46:40Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from Coles_Law on 2009-09-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>Coles_Law</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="#c15336863" rel="nofollow">kgazette</a>: Oddly enough, Freakonomics has the story of parents who named their kids Winner and Loser.  Winner's a criminal and Loser's a NYPD cop.</p><br />
<p>Summary here (couldn't find full story): <a href="http://freakonomics.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/04/21/winner-loser-and-marijuana-pepsi/" rel="nofollow">[freakonomics.blogs.nytimes.com]</a></p></p>]]>
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    <published>2009-09-12T23:45:41Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from settsu on 2009-09-12</title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15337511" rel="nofollow">subtlefrog</a>: I see what you did there...</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-09-12T23:44:57Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from bombhand on 2009-09-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>bombhand</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I read in "Freakonomics" about a pair of kids who were named Winner and Loser by their parents. Loser Lane grew up to win scholarships and become a highly respected detective, and Winner Lane ended up with all sorts of arrests for various crimes.</p>
<p>A "self-fullfilling prophecy" only works if you let it. Many people have the strength of will to work harder to overcome a disadvantage, while other people are content to let it dictate who they are.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-09-12T23:17:51Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from sinrtb on 2009-09-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>sinrtb</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15337435" rel="nofollow">StanTheManDean</a>: Actually the portland UPS Hub has a decent amount of security and I would be shocked to hear about something like this coming from there. Id be interested to here more details like how he got that many glasses out. And why he chose sunglasses over real high value items like pre-release movies/video games laptops and cellphones.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-12T23:09:07Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5357867-comment:15338344</id>
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    <title>Comment from tbax929 on 2009-09-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>tbax929</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15337336" rel="nofollow">Rachacha</a>: <br />
I heard him singing "I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me."</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-12T22:18:36Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5357867-comment:15338336</id>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/09/ups-employee-named-loser-steals-shipment-of-sunglasses.html#c15338336" />
    <title>Comment from tbax929 on 2009-09-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>tbax929</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15338114" rel="nofollow">JennQPublic</a>: <br />
...or you could have just kept your maiden name.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-12T22:17:51Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5357867-comment:15338333</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5357867" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/09/ups-employee-named-loser-steals-shipment-of-sunglasses.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/09/ups-employee-named-loser-steals-shipment-of-sunglasses.html#c15338333" />
    <title>Comment from tbax929 on 2009-09-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>tbax929</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15336863" rel="nofollow">kgazette</a>: <br />
I had a friend whose last name was Doctor. Guess what she went on to become.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-12T22:17:15Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5357867-comment:15338114</id>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/09/ups-employee-named-loser-steals-shipment-of-sunglasses.html#c15338114" />
    <title>Comment from JennQPublic on 2009-09-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>JennQPublic</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15337613" rel="nofollow">Nicole</a>: I certainly would have made Mr. Loser change his name before we got married.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-12T21:55:31Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5357867-comment:15337818</id>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/09/ups-employee-named-loser-steals-shipment-of-sunglasses.html#c15337818" />
    <title>Comment from H3ion on 2009-09-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>H3ion</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15337511" rel="nofollow">subtlefrog</a>: One word:  Facebook.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-12T21:22:56Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5357867-comment:15337613</id>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/09/ups-employee-named-loser-steals-shipment-of-sunglasses.html#c15337613" />
    <title>Comment from Nicole on 2009-09-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>Nicole</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15336938" rel="nofollow">Ihaveasmartpuppy</a>: Better question, why wouldn't you change your name as soon as you hit eighteen with the last name of Loser?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-12T20:58:00Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5357867-comment:15337511</id>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/09/ups-employee-named-loser-steals-shipment-of-sunglasses.html#c15337511" />
    <title>Comment from subtlefrog on 2009-09-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>subtlefrog</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>He was going to sell 212 pr of sunglasses to his friends.  Just how many friends does this Loser have?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-12T20:43:02Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5357867-comment:15337507</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5357867" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/09/ups-employee-named-loser-steals-shipment-of-sunglasses.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/09/ups-employee-named-loser-steals-shipment-of-sunglasses.html#c15337507" />
    <title>Comment from alyssariffic on 2009-09-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>alyssariffic</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15337065" rel="nofollow">temporaryerror</a>: Yeah, I remember that story.  It's in Freakonomics too.  Winner ended up a criminal and Loser was a NY detective.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-12T20:42:24Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5357867-comment:15337471</id>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/09/ups-employee-named-loser-steals-shipment-of-sunglasses.html#c15337471" />
    <title>Comment from Eyebrows McGee (now with more baby!) on 2009-09-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>Eyebrows McGee (now with more baby!)</name>
        <uri>http://eyebrowsmcgee.blogspot.com/</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://eyebrowsmcgee.blogspot.com/">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15337211" rel="nofollow">Sudonum</a>: I worked with a Thor once. He also had some ... personality quirks. Plus this giant hammer he carried around with him everywhere ...</p>
<p>(No, seriously, he had some quirks.)</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-12T20:37:20Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5357867-comment:15337435</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5357867" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/09/ups-employee-named-loser-steals-shipment-of-sunglasses.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/09/ups-employee-named-loser-steals-shipment-of-sunglasses.html#c15337435" />
    <title>Comment from StanTheManDean on 2009-09-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>StanTheManDean</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>Now remove the employee's name from the headline and rewrite the headline....</p><br />
<p>"UPS employee steals $53,000 of consumer goods from customer's shipment" .... is a pretty damn important Consumerist topic.</p><br />
<p>Instead of commenting about UPS's lack of oversight on high value shipments, people are commenting about the employee's name.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-12T20:30:48Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5357867-comment:15337386</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5357867" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/09/ups-employee-named-loser-steals-shipment-of-sunglasses.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/09/ups-employee-named-loser-steals-shipment-of-sunglasses.html#c15337386" />
    <title>Comment from StanTheManDean on 2009-09-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>StanTheManDean</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5357867/ups-employee-named-loser-steals-shipment-of-sunglasses#c15336918" rel="nofollow">Franknbeans</a>:</p><br />
<p>No, because he is an UPS employee and you know how evil all UPS/FedEx/USPS employees are.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-12T20:22:56Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5357867-comment:15337338</id>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/09/ups-employee-named-loser-steals-shipment-of-sunglasses.html#c15337338" />
    <title>Comment from The Marionette on 2009-09-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>The Marionette</name>
        <uri>n/a</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="n/a">
        <![CDATA[<p>i can already see it "You sir... you are a LOSER!".</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-12T20:15:58Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5357867-comment:15337336</id>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/09/ups-employee-named-loser-steals-shipment-of-sunglasses.html#c15337336" />
    <title>Comment from Rachacha on 2009-09-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>Rachacha</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>Mr. Loser was heard singing "My future's so bright I gotta wear shades" as he was being hauled off to jail.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-12T20:15:55Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5357867-comment:15337280</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5357867" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/09/ups-employee-named-loser-steals-shipment-of-sunglasses.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/09/ups-employee-named-loser-steals-shipment-of-sunglasses.html#c15337280" />
    <title>Comment from rpm773 on 2009-09-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>rpm773</name>
        <uri>n/a</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="n/a">
        <![CDATA[<p>Loser?  Does he have any family working at UPS?<br />
<a></a></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-12T20:06:19Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5357867-comment:15337225</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5357867" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/09/ups-employee-named-loser-steals-shipment-of-sunglasses.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/09/ups-employee-named-loser-steals-shipment-of-sunglasses.html#c15337225" />
    <title>Comment from Sudonum on 2009-09-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>Sudonum</name>
        <uri>http://n/a</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://n/a">
        <![CDATA[<p>I loved the where he said in the article that he stole the glasses because he needed the money. But then states he'll pay for the sunglasses ($50k). Which is it?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-12T19:58:46Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5357867-comment:15337211</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5357867" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/09/ups-employee-named-loser-steals-shipment-of-sunglasses.html"/>
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    <title>Comment from Sudonum on 2009-09-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>Sudonum</name>
        <uri>http://n/a</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://n/a">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15336863" rel="nofollow">kgazette</a>:I had to work with a guy named "Querin" for about 6 months. This guy was a piece of work, and I think it all goes back to his name and the abuse he had to have taken in school.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-12T19:57:11Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5357867-comment:15337069</id>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/09/ups-employee-named-loser-steals-shipment-of-sunglasses.html#c15337069" />
    <title>Comment from Homerjay likes Belgiumese Puke Porn on 2009-09-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>Homerjay likes Belgiumese Puke Porn</name>
        <uri>n/a</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="n/a">
        <![CDATA[<p>"It's 'Bouquet!!!'"</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-12T19:34:37Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5357867-comment:15337065</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5357867" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/09/ups-employee-named-loser-steals-shipment-of-sunglasses.html"/>
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    <title>Comment from temporaryerror on 2009-09-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>temporaryerror</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>I recall reading about a mother that named her first kid "Winner" and the second kid "Loser".  Winner got in all sorts of trouble and ended up in prison, while Loser went to law school or something and was quite successful.  I read it in one of the Uncle John's Readers, which are amazing for sporadic reading.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-12T19:34:14Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5357867-comment:15337043</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5357867" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/09/ups-employee-named-loser-steals-shipment-of-sunglasses.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/09/ups-employee-named-loser-steals-shipment-of-sunglasses.html#c15337043" />
    <title>Comment from kateblack on 2009-09-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>kateblack</name>
        <uri>http://kateblack.com</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://kateblack.com">
        <![CDATA[<p>So how much did that dog pay for those glasses?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-12T19:31:32Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5357867-comment:15337007</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5357867" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/09/ups-employee-named-loser-steals-shipment-of-sunglasses.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/09/ups-employee-named-loser-steals-shipment-of-sunglasses.html#c15337007" />
    <title>Comment from Fabuloso on 2009-09-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>Fabuloso</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>The "R" is silent in this guys last name</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-12T19:23:59Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5357867-comment:15336938</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5357867" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/09/ups-employee-named-loser-steals-shipment-of-sunglasses.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/09/ups-employee-named-loser-steals-shipment-of-sunglasses.html#c15336938" />
    <title>Comment from Ihaveasmartpuppy on 2009-09-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>Ihaveasmartpuppy</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>Latest UPS memo to HR Dept:<br />
Do not hire people with last name LOSER.</p>
<p>Jeez, what kind of people would reproduce knowing that each and every one of their kids was a BORN LOSER.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-12T19:12:23Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5357867-comment:15336933</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5357867" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/09/ups-employee-named-loser-steals-shipment-of-sunglasses.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/09/ups-employee-named-loser-steals-shipment-of-sunglasses.html#c15336933" />
    <title>Comment from tonalanswer on 2009-09-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>tonalanswer</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c15336863" rel="nofollow">kgazette</a>: Though a bit off-topic, there's a fairly successful music store around here called <a href="www.losersmusic.com" rel="nofollow">Lōsers Music</a>.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-12T19:11:35Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5357867-comment:15336918</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5357867" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/09/ups-employee-named-loser-steals-shipment-of-sunglasses.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/09/ups-employee-named-loser-steals-shipment-of-sunglasses.html#c15336918" />
    <title>Comment from Franknbeans on 2009-09-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>Franknbeans</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>Is the only reason that this story showed up on Consumerist is that the guy had a funny last name?</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-09-12T19:09:42Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5357867-comment:15336863</id>
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    <title>Comment from kgazette on 2009-09-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>kgazette</name>
        <uri>http://poorerthanyou.com</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Ok, sure, but what would you really expect from someone who undoubtedly had the nickname of "Loser" his entire life? I mean, his parents were just asking for it by not changing their name before having a kid.</p>
<p>Usually I'm all "self-esteem, shmelf-esteem," but you gotta figure someone called this guy "Loser" every day, and a lot of people probably took advantage of the fact that they could do it without him really knowing whether they were insulting him or not.</p>
<p>(Before the other commenters show up and decide my commenter-fate, I'm about 50% kidding.)</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-09-12T18:56:46Z</published>
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