var json_comments = new Array("<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-15394512\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=1518\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=1518\">Shaggy</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15394512\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-15T19:14:18-05:00\">September 15, 2009  7:14 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15394512);\">Moderate</a> |</span>	<script type=\"text/javascript\" src=\"http://consumerist.com/mt-static/plugins/Moderate/moderate.js\"></script>	<script type=\"text/javascript\">		successMsg = \"\";	</script><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15394512');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p><i>Usually, people just file a police report, cancel their accounts, and the cases languish for lack of evidence and resources.</i></p><p>Perhaps that's because it's the police's job to investigate crime, and not the general public.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15394512, 'Shaggy')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->																							<div class=\"num-replies\">17 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class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-16T14:33:26-05:00\">September 16, 2009  2:33 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15410775);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15410775');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c15394512\" rel=\"nofollow\">Shaggy</a>: When my debit card was stolen out of my dorm room, the police detective I reported it to told me that I should <i>not</i> ask any of the companies for copies of surveillance tapes.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15410775, 'Grodoro')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>          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href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15409199\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-16T13:30:51-05:00\">September 16, 2009  1:30 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15409199);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15409199');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c15394512\" rel=\"nofollow\">Shaggy</a>: @<a href=\"#c15395409\" rel=\"nofollow\">BumpinUgglas</a>: I find this particularly funny since i went to college in Northampton and now work right next to the JCPenney where the thief got megabusted.</p><p>I was all \"Wait, i know that st...OMFG HAMPSHIRE MALL.\"</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15409199, 'algormortis')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->                    <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-15397335\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=1068580\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=1068580\">DovS</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15397335\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-15T20:54:35-05:00\">September 15, 2009  8:54 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15397335);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15397335');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p><p>@<a href=\"#c15394512\" rel=\"nofollow\">Shaggy</a>: Even if the cops weren't badly understaffed and underfunded, they still wouldn't be omniscient. While you shouldn't put yourself in reckless danger, anything you can reasonably, safely do to help the investigating officers can only be to your benefit.</p></p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15397335, 'DovS')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-15409135\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=743193\"><img        src=\"/mt-static/support/assets_c/userpics/userpic-743193-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=743193\">burnedout</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15409135\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-16T13:26:27-05:00\">September 16, 2009  1:26 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15409135);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15409135');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c15397335\" rel=\"nofollow\">DovS</a>: I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO GO AND BEG FOR THE SECURITY TAPES OF MY IDENTITY BEING STOLEN AND USED ILLEGALLY.  That's why my tax dollars go to fund a police force.  They're the detectives...they should go do the detecting.  Yeah, it's cute that these people took initiative, but then Agent Velling should give them a cut of his salary for doing his job for him.  /rant.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15409135, 'burnedout')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->                    <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-15397901\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=1518\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=1518\">Shaggy</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15397901\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-15T21:16:41-05:00\">September 15, 2009  9:16 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15397901);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15397901');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c15397335\" rel=\"nofollow\">DovS</a>: Except we're not talking about people \"helping\" the police;  we're talking about crime victims doing the investigative work that the police ought to be doing.  I'll agree with you that the police aren't omniscient, but they don't need to be;  they just need to <i>do their job</i>.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15397901, 'Shaggy')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>     <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->                    <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-15396035\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=535937\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=535937\">dwasifar</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15396035\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-15T20:09:45-05:00\">September 15, 2009  8:09 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15396035);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15396035');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c15394512\" rel=\"nofollow\">Shaggy</a>: Yeah, like they'll do that.</p><p>The one time I was the victim of identity theft, my credit card number was stolen by a room service employee at a downtown St. Louis hotel where I was a longtime guest.  Typical dumb crook story; the first thing he did with the card was buy airline tickets in his own name, then charged up a bunch of phone sex until the credit card company recognized that something was wrong and shut down the card.</p><p>So the hotel management and I knew who did it, and how.  You'd think the St. Louis police would be all over that, but they didn't even want to touch it unless <i>I could prove to them</i> that the phone calls the dirtbag made to the airline and the 900 number were made from within their jurisdiction.  The fact that the card number itself was clearly stolen within their jurisdiction didn't matter to them at all; from their point of view no crime was committed until he <i>used</i> it, and it was up to me to show them it was their problem.</p><p>Fortunately the Adam's Mark hotel management took over at that point, and was somehow able to show the police that at least one of those calls took place from the hotel.  The cops asked the hotel to keep the guy there the next time he showed up for his check, but apparently he smelled something was up and split before they could arrive.</p><p>The Adam's Mark was really up front about handling it with me, by the way.  They took ownership of the problem, made sure my credit card company was notified of everything that was going on, made profuse apologies, gave me a nice discount on the rest of my time there (which alone saved me probably over $1000), and paid for dinner for two at their four-star restaurant.  In the end it not only cost me nothing, it worked out to my benefit.  If they were still in business in St. Louis I'd recommend them, but they aren't.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15396035, 'dwasifar')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->                    <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-15395964\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=97227\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=97227\">billy</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15395964\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-15T20:06:49-05:00\">September 15, 2009  8:06 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15395964);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15395964');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c15394512\" rel=\"nofollow\">Shaggy</a>: \"it's the police's job to investigate crime, and not the general public.\"</p><p>What does that even mean?  ID theft is not a crime?</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15395964, 'billy')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-15396703\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=257467\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-257467-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=257467\">coren</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15396703\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-15T20:34:12-05:00\">September 15, 2009  8:34 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15396703);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15396703');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c15395964\" rel=\"nofollow\">billy</a>: It means it shouldn't have taken proactive people getting involved for a case to get solved, I think.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15396703, 'coren')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>     <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->                    <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-15395836\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=751059\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=751059\">cuchanu</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15395836\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-15T20:01:41-05:00\">September 15, 2009  8:01 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15395836);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15395836');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c15394512\" rel=\"nofollow\">Shaggy</a>: It's not their job, that's just what they want you to think.  It's their job to keep us in line, anything else they decide to do is only for appearances.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15395836, 'cuchanu')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->                    <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-15394867\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=369324\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=369324\">sponica</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15394867\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-15T19:27:47-05:00\">September 15, 2009  7:27 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15394867);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15394867');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c15394512\" rel=\"nofollow\">Shaggy</a>: i think it's one of those jurisdictional nightmare crimes.  identity theft is a federal crime.  the secret service guys I know love working those crimes because they can see the human victims as opposed to the normal treasury enforcement stuff.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15394867, 'sponica')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->                    <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-15394751\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a 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'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15394751');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c15394512\" rel=\"nofollow\">Shaggy</a>: My guess is that most stores would not save the security tape without some sort of subpoena.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15394751, 'GMFish')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->                    <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-15394683\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=1319317\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-1319317-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=1319317\">MailBoss</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15394683\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-15T19:21:09-05:00\">September 15, 2009  7:21 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15394683);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' 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That's why identity theft is the fastest growing crime in the nation for so many years running... criminals are hardly ever caught - and when they are they usually go with a slap in the wrist. Either way, they're back at it in no time. Such a shame.</p></p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15394683, 'MailBoss')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->                    <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-15394623\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=110622\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=110622\">samurailynn</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15394623\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-15T19:19:03-05:00\">September 15, 2009  7:19 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15394623);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15394623');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c15394512\" rel=\"nofollow\">Shaggy</a>: Yes, and instead of investigating crimes, we have cops sitting in empty parking lots hoping to catch someone speeding down a nearly empty street.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15394623, 'samurailynn')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-15395015\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=939413\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-939413-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=939413\">bornonbord</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15395015\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-15T19:33:40-05:00\">September 15, 2009  7:33 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15395015);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15395015');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c15394623\" rel=\"nofollow\">samurailynn</a>: Revenue, baby!</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a 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href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=334332\">heltoupee</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15394998\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-15T19:33:11-05:00\">September 15, 2009  7:33 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15394998);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15394998');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c15394623\" rel=\"nofollow\">samurailynn</a>: The cops make money catching speeders.  They don't make money for catching ID theives, rapists, murderers, etc, so they're not out there actively looking for them.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15394998, 'heltoupee')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-15398071\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=110622\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=110622\">samurailynn</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15398071\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-15T21:23:17-05:00\">September 15, 2009  9:23 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15398071);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15398071');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c15394998\" rel=\"nofollow\">heltoupee</a>: @<a href=\"#c15395015\" rel=\"nofollow\">bornonbord: What you say is true</a>: I don't pay taxes just to keep the cops in jobs. Their job is public safety, and I'm more safe around someone going 30 in a 25 zone than I am around someone setting off fireworks in dangerous locations on my property. Someone set off a firework on my small enclosed porch, and the police refuse to do anything to investigate who did it because it didn't actually start a fire, even though it could have. What's next - someone does start a fire on my property, but we don't have enough manpower to investigate it because we need to set more speedtraps in old manufacturing neighborhoods?</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15398071, 'samurailynn')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-15408417\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=939413\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-939413-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=939413\">bornonbord</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15408417\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-16T12:27:40-05:00\">September 16, 2009 12:27 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15408417);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15408417');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c15398071\" rel=\"nofollow\">samurailynn</a>: </p><blockquote>we need to set more speedtraps in old manufacturing neighborhoods? </blockquote><p>Um, yes, that's actually precisely what I'm saying.  The cops aren't doing it to keep their jobs, they're doing it to pay the mayor's salary.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15408417, 'bornonbord')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>     <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>     <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->                    <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-15394877\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=287352\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=287352\">sicknick</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15394877\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-15T19:28:12-05:00\">September 15, 2009  7:28 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15394877);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15394877');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p><p>@<a href=\"#c15394623\" rel=\"nofollow\">samurailynn</a>: Exactly. Cops are nothing more then glorified taxmen anymore. Catching real criminals cost more money then they bring in, in the long run. Speeders are quick to fill the coffers.</p><br /><p>This is why cops suck.</p></p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15394877, 'sicknick')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-15396298\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\">Kogenta    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15396298\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-15T20:19:11-05:00\">September 15, 2009  8:19 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15396298);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15396298');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c15394877\" rel=\"nofollow\">sicknick</a>: Well, lets be fair, speeders who get into accidents are pretty dangerous too.  The cops wouldn't be relying on the photo radar cash cow if people just didn't speed.</p><p>I have to admit though, my local police have flat out admitted photo radar is pretty much just a cash boom for them.  The city won't give them enough funding this year, so one of their options is to dramatically increase photo radar to cover the shortfall.</p><p>The city won't fund the police department properly and they wonder why they can't find any new officers.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15396298, 'Kogenta')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>     <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>     <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->                    <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-15394575\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=593915\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-593915-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=593915\">PittsburghJen</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15394575\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-15T19:17:09-05:00\">September 15, 2009  7:17 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15394575);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15394575');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c15394512\" rel=\"nofollow\">Shaggy</a>: Yeah, I was under the impression that the police would contact each of the stores to get a hold of those security tapes.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15394575, 'PittsburghJen')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>    </div>","","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-15394607\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=44827\"><img        src=\"/mt-static/support/assets_c/userpics/userpic-44827-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=44827\">KingPsyz</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15394607\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-15T19:18:32-05:00\">September 15, 2009  7:18 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15394607);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15394607');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p><p>You know, I am glad to hear she caught the person. But that cop's statement is horseshit.</p><br /><p>My girlfriend's ATM card was skimmed at a local gas station. We always use the same businesses and the one time we went somewhere new her card was cloned within an hour</p><br /><p>We contacted the police and BofA and were on top of it. BofA was actually helpfull and gave us times and locations of withdrawls.</p><br /><p>We added the times and locations of the withdrawls to the police report and like her, we also called the 7-11s and asked them to retain the tapes from those times. The managers were responsive and hurridley pulled the tapes and set them aside saying they'd be expecting the cops.</p><br /><p>We also explained everywhere we took the card the previous day and said they should look at the store we questioned as being the only new varriable.</p><br /><p>The police never worked the leads given, and never returned phone calls. AND HER BROTHER IS A COP!</p><br /><p>They just really could give two shits about ID and ATM theft. Carry cash people, if you go somewhere that needs to take your card any further than the register screen you're standing at or needs to type in the card because \"the machine's busted\" take your card and walk away.</p></p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15394607, 'KingPsyz')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->													<div class=\"num-replies\">7 replies</div>	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-15398469\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=307161\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-307161-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=307161\">Coles_Law</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15398469\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-15T21:39:13-05:00\">September 15, 2009  9:39 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15398469);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15398469');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p><p>@<a href=\"#c15394607\" rel=\"nofollow\">KingPsyz here for HappyFunKingPsyz©</a>: i'm sorry to hear the cops blew you off, but be careful not to paint all cops with the same brush.  I had a CC opened in my name, and the police were incredibly active and helpful in tracking the guy down.  (Amex, on the other hand...)</p></p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15398469, 'Coles_Law')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-15400036\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"n/a\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a title=\"n/a\" href=\"n/a\" rel=\"nofollow\">say what?!</a>    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15400036\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-15T22:57:42-05:00\">September 15, 2009 10:57 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15400036);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15400036');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c15398469\" rel=\"nofollow\">Coles_Law</a>: really? Amex has been great for me. I lost my card and someone used it to buy $100 in groceries. Called up Amex right away. They took it off my bill and overnighted me a new card immediately. They didn't even need a police report. They didn't call the store, nothing. I didn't report it to the police, because, 1) they suck, and 2) if someone found a CC and the first thing they do with it is buy groceries, they must've really needed them or they just bought a lot of beer. Either way, since I got my money back, no skin off my nose.</p><p>[Amex also credited a discount to my account after a retailer (a large and popular one, I might add) refused to honor it after the order had already been processed.]</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15400036, 'say what?!')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-15403504\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=307161\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-307161-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=307161\">Coles_Law</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15403504\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-16T02:34:43-05:00\">September 16, 2009  2:34 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15403504);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15403504');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p><p>@<a href=\"#c15400036\" rel=\"nofollow\">say what?!</a>: What happened was Amex sent an application to a residence I hadn't lived at for 7 years.  The new tenant filled it out and sent it in.  I later got a copy of the application via a subpoena-he left my birthdate, SS#, and mother's maiden name blank and spelled my last name wrong on the signature line.  That was good enough for them to give him a card in my name with a $5,000 limit.  I found out six months later when I started getting collections calls.  To top it off, when the purchase history was subpoenaed from them, they sent it to that same old address.  Fortunately they also corrected the spelling of my name and the mailman realized where it was supposed to go.</p><br /><p>So yes, AMEX's customer service was friendly, helpful, but mind-numbingly incompetent.</p></p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15403504, 'Coles_Law')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-15409218\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=743193\"><img        src=\"/mt-static/support/assets_c/userpics/userpic-743193-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=743193\">burnedout</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15409218\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-16T13:31:41-05:00\">September 16, 2009  1:31 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15409218);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15409218');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c15403504\" rel=\"nofollow\">Coles_Law</a>: Geez, are you serious?  Amex had to verify EVERYTHING including employment (I needed to make a call from work or something) before they'd let me have a card.  I jumped through more hoops for that card than for my mortgage.</p><p>When did this happen?  Maybe your case is one of the reasons why it's hard to get a card now.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15409218, 'burnedout')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>     <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>     <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>     <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->                    <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-15395540\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=176865\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-176865-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=176865\">AstroPig7</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15395540\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-15T19:51:34-05:00\">September 15, 2009  7:51 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15395540);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15395540');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c15394607\" rel=\"nofollow\">KingPsyz here for HappyFunKingPsyz©</a>: Within the past year, my fiancée's debit card number was stolen by a thief who made a replica of the card. Even though Bank of America told her that the thieves made purchases in a Wal-Mart in Arlington, TX (~40 mi. from us), the police refused to so much as call that store and request the video tapes. We were even told by the reporting officer that identity theft normally doesn’t generate any activity, even when the thief’s activity is known.</p><p>What’s the point of reporting identity theft if situations like the OP’s are the only ones in which justice is served?</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15395540, 'AstroPig7')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-15396206\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=939413\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-939413-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=939413\">bornonbord</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15396206\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-15T20:16:11-05:00\">September 15, 2009  8:16 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15396206);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15396206');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c15395540\" rel=\"nofollow\">AstroPig7</a>: <br />That officer was pointing out a hot tip for our hard economic times!<br />If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.</p><p>Signed,<br />AstroPig7</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15396206, 'bornonbord')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>     <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->                    <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-15394929\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\">schernoff    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15394929\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-15T19:29:56-05:00\">September 15, 2009  7:29 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15394929);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15394929');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p><p>@<a href=\"http://consumerist.com/5359977/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting#c15394607\" rel=\"nofollow\">KingPsyz here for HappyFunKingPsyz©</a>: And pre-ATMs, they didn't care about your stolen credit card. And neither did the stores.</p><br /><p>I had my wallet stolen out of my desk drawer about 20 years ago. Lost about $60, a brand-new monthly train pass, and all my credit cards. Stopped the cards within an hour. Reported the loss to the police. When the banks told me where my credit cards had been used, I passed that along to the police, and got no response - essentially because my loss was low (at least to them - a $200 train pass and $60 in cash was painful to me).</p><br /><p>Then went into the stores where the cards had been used and talked to the managers. Since the credit card companies would pay them for the purchases, even though they'd been taken off my bill, they really didn't care. They hadn't lost anything.</p></p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15394929, 'schernoff')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->                    <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-15394857\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=939413\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-939413-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=939413\">bornonbord</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15394857\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-15T19:27:23-05:00\">September 15, 2009  7:27 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15394857);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15394857');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c15394607\" rel=\"nofollow\">KingPsyz here for HappyFunKingPsyz©</a>: Truth.  Because cops care more about the shooting down the street, or the guy beating his wife.  Money is replaceable and cops don't care what happens to yours.</p><p>I don't know if I'd go so far as to be in fear of ever using a card again - just realize that if it happens, you're not going to catch anyone and the cops won't actively investigate your case.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15394857, 'bornonbord')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-15409237\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=419554\"><img        src=\"/mt-static/support/assets_c/userpics/userpic-419554-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=419554\">sibelius</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15409237\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-16T13:32:27-05:00\">September 16, 2009  1:32 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15409237);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15409237');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c15394857\" rel=\"nofollow\">bornonbord: What you say is true</a>: Actually, you shouldn't claim all cops could care less just as much as you shouldn't claim all cops are hunting down violent killers.</p><p>The simply fact of the matter is that there are some officers who are assigned to violent crimes, some who are assigned to parking violations, and some who are assigned to desk jobs, etc.</p><p>Have you ever been in a traffic accident and a cop passes you by?  or maybe the cop stops for a brief minute but leaves quickly?  That's because \"traffic\" isn't that cop's beat.  That cop does see the issue, but has to call it in so that an officer assigned to traffic can handle the situation (and that guy usually takes forever to arrive on the scene).</p><p>That said, I've had ZERO luck with cops following through with an investigation.  I've had my apartment broken into (lost some professional photography equipment that would be easy to identify -- very easy, but they didn't even try), and in one case I bought a brand new sports car and had someone back into it (t-boned the side of the car) right in front of me and 40 other people.  The person then decided to drive off (probably drunk).  We tried to stop him... but he wouldn't listen.  So me and a friend got into my car and we simply followed the guy home.  Got his license, vehicle information, address, description, etc.  I even had the cops on the phone with me while I was following the guy.</p><p>The cops refused to meet me in the guy's apartment complex (where he pulled into, which had only one exit -- and I was across the street watching the exit/entrance).  Instead the cops insisted I meet them at a gas station.  So I went, waited for the cops, they showed up and followed me to the apartments.  By that time the guy was gone.  Obviously he realized he was being followed and only went into the apartment complex to keep me from finding out where he lived.</p><p>Either way, I filled out a report, talked to several cops, etc.  Even had a cop come out and visit me.  A week later the cop said that I had no case.  Why?  Because they looked the guy's address up from the license plate and vehicle information I gave and they paid the guy a visit.  They asked him about the accident and he said, \"Nope.  That wasn't me.\"  and the cops said, \"Okay, sorry to bother you.\"  And that was the end of that.</p><p>In all cases these cases I'm pretty sure insurance had something to do with it.  The cops figure, \"Well... the guy's got insurance\" so they don't put their full weight into the investigation.  Yes, I do have insurance... but I also have a deductible and I'm getting tired of forking out $500 every time some jackhole decides to swipe my stuff or bang up my vehicles.</p><p>My normal deductible is $250, but if it's claimed as \"uninsured motorist\" or \"hit-and-run\" you pay an additional \"uninsured motorist\" deductible!!!  Get that??  These morons don't find it necessary to carry insurance... so not only do I have to pay MY OWN deductible but I have to pay THEIRS as well?</p><p>Ultimately, in the end it's just \"stuff\".  If you live another day count your blessings -- metal, plastic and paper can always be replaced.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15409237, 'sibelius')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-15410415\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=350988\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-350988-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=350988\">Brunette Bookworm</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15410415\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-16T14:20:26-05:00\">September 16, 2009  2:20 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15410415);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15410415');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p><p>@<a href=\"http://consumerist.com/5359977/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting#c15409237\" rel=\"nofollow\">sibelius</a>: Really? You have to pay your deductible on an uninsured motorist claim? That sucks. I had someone hit my car in the middle of the night and drive off, probably drunk, but the way I have my insurance set up an uninsured motorist claim means I don't pay my deductible. Of course, I also set up my insurance with a $100 deductible and got reasonable rates from State Farm. Not sure who you have, but I would look into it.</p></p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15410415, 'Brunette Bookworm')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-15577836\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=176865\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-176865-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=176865\">AstroPig7</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15577836\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-24T14:33:46-05:00\">September 24, 2009  2:33 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15577836);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15577836');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c15410415\" rel=\"nofollow\">Red-headed bookworm</a>: State Farm only charged me an additional $50 on my deductible for a hit-and-run on my vehicle.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15577836, 'AstroPig7')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>     <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>     <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>     <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-15394620\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=929325\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=929325\">TCama</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15394620\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-15T19:18:59-05:00\">September 15, 2009  7:18 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15394620);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15394620');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>I don't know if it's that they're tall, or just that the woman's short. I'm betting it's the latter.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15394620, 'TCama')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->							<div class=\"num-replies\">1 replies</div>	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-15395822\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=453882\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-453882-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=453882\">The_IT_Crone</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15395822\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-15T20:01:09-05:00\">September 15, 2009  8:01 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15395822);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15395822');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c15394620\" rel=\"nofollow\">TCama</a>: I think that was the joke.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15395822, 'The_IT_Crone')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>    </div>","","","","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-15394783\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=109236\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-109236-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=109236\">crichton007</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15394783\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-15T19:24:45-05:00\">September 15, 2009  7:24 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15394783);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15394783');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>Difficult to investigate? My take from people I know is that police don't consider this a high enough priority.  I know someone whose credit card was stolen and the police did far less than he did to figure this out.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15394783, 'crichton007')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-15394808\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=428486\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-428486-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=428486\">techstar25</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15394808\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-15T19:25:47-05:00\">September 15, 2009  7:25 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15394808);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15394808');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>You must be at least this tall -------------------------------------------------<br />to work at the FBI's Seattle office.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15394808, 'techstar25')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->							<div class=\"num-replies\">1 replies</div>	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-15395138\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=46854\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-46854-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=46854\">witeowl</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15395138\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-15T19:37:38-05:00\">September 15, 2009  7:37 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15395138);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15395138');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c15394808\" rel=\"nofollow\">techstar25</a>: Wait, is that when your comment is at the bottom of my screen, or do I scroll down so that it's at the top? These details are important.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15395138, 'witeowl')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-15394855\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\">katre    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15394855\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-15T19:27:23-05:00\">September 15, 2009  7:27 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15394855);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15394855');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>Yeah, my SSN was stolen last spring. I called all the retailers, they said they'd save the evidence, I filed a police report.</p><p>No one from the police ever contacted me again. When I called them I was told that the detective on the case would call back. Never happened. I've given up on them catching whoever did it, I'm just glad I've got things mostly taken care of.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15394855, 'katre')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->							<div class=\"num-replies\">1 replies</div>	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-15397015\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=439678\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-439678-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=439678\">snowburnt</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15397015\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-15T20:44:31-05:00\">September 15, 2009  8:44 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15397015);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15397015');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c15394855\" rel=\"nofollow\">katre</a>: It seems like filing a police report is essential in the process of getting things taken care of.  I had a laptop stolen and until I filed a police report my insurance wouldn't do anything about it.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15397015, 'snowburnt')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>    </div>","","","","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-15394888\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=917643\"><img        src=\"/mt-static/support/assets_c/userpics/userpic-917643-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=917643\">Laura Northrup</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15394888\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-15T19:28:32-05:00\">September 15, 2009  7:28 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15394888);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15394888');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>This needs an \"epic fail\" tag.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15394888, 'Laura Northrup')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-15394936\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=985949\"><img        src=\"/mt-static/support/assets_c/userpics/userpic-985949-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=985949\">jvanbrecht</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15394936\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-15T19:30:23-05:00\">September 15, 2009  7:30 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15394936);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15394936');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>My wife had her ID stolen, and it was a harrowing experience for her.  I can understand why people just want to move on with their lives.</p><p>Ours was slightly worse, as the ID theft resulted in the IRS coming after my wife, and dealing with them is an absolute nightmare, and they really were not very helpful during the ordeal.</p><p>The readers digest version..  We live in MD, not too far from Baltimore.  Some lady in Baltimore used my wifes name and social security to sign up for Pre Paid Legal (yes, the semi legal pyramid scheme), and generated about $10k in commission (apparently the ID thief was a good sales woman).  Pre Paid legal report all commissions to the IRS, and of course the ID thief did not pay the taxes, they came after my wife.  We contacted the IRS, they told us to file a police report, the police told us to file an FTC report first, but they wanted us to contact Social Security Services first (they were an absolute nightmare and made my wife cry on a few occasions, and they would not talk to me when I tried to deal with the issue for my wife).</p><p>Once we got all that taken care off, we contacted the IRS and the problem went away, but that took nearly 4 months, 4 months of dealing with the IRS, FTC, SSS and the police, who appeared to not really be interested, and only filed the report because we needed it for the other agencies.</p><p>I did try to contact Pre Paid legal, to get some information, they of course wanted a court order, big surprise, and the only information I wanted, was where the check they mailed out was cashed, so we could contact the bank and hopefully catch the person.  In the end, the IRS went away, but the police never followed up, and we have no real resolution to the problem, someone has my wifes ID, so now we watch out credit closely.  The individual seems slightly smarter then the average ID thief, having not used the ID to open up credit or buy things, and we never would have caught on had the IRS not come after us....</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15394936, 'jvanbrecht')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->												<div class=\"num-replies\">6 replies</div>	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-15409297\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=743193\"><img        src=\"/mt-static/support/assets_c/userpics/userpic-743193-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=743193\">burnedout</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15409297\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-16T13:35:46-05:00\">September 16, 2009  1:35 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15409297);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15409297');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c15394936\" rel=\"nofollow\">jvanbrecht</a>: Probably an illegal alien. I've read a lot of stories like this where an undocumented worker just uses the ID to get a job but it tips off the IRS, and they're like pit bulls (dumber, though.  Common sense explanations followed up with evidence don't seem to satisfy the IRS).</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15409297, 'burnedout')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->                    <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-15402229\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=146805\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=146805\">shepd</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15402229\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-16T01:06:31-05:00\">September 16, 2009  1:06 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15402229);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15402229');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c15394936\" rel=\"nofollow\">jvanbrecht</a>:</p><p><i>they were an absolute nightmare and made my wife cry on a few occasions, and they would not talk to me when I tried to deal with the issue for my wife</i></p><p>This is where you do all of your contact via mail.  You write the letter as if it were from your wife, your wife reads it (to make sure she's satisfied with it) and then just signs it.  You can even put your initials at the bottom in lower case to make it all legit.  You read all the incoming mail.  You refuse phone calls from them explaining your wife doesn't take calls, but they are welcome to write her.</p><p>Been there, done this (for a totally different situation, of course).</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15402229, 'shepd')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-15403294\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=18077\"><img        src=\"/mt-static/support/assets_c/userpics/userpic-18077-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=18077\">morkus</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15403294\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-16T02:20:54-05:00\">September 16, 2009  2:20 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15403294);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15403294');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c15402229\" rel=\"nofollow\">shepd</a>: @<a href=\"#c15402229\" rel=\"nofollow\">shepd</a>:</p><p>Alternatively, when on the phone, simply calmly state that you are the Mrs. If they laugh, don't. Just insist you are who you say you are.</p><p>I was recently dealing with an issue my wife did not have the emotional capacity to deal with. When I called the necessary company, I had the following dialogue: CSR: \"I'm sorry, sir, but we can only speak with Mrs. Jones.\" <br />Me: \"I am Mrs. Jones.\" <br />CSR: \"[laughing] You aren't Mrs. Jones.\"<br />Me: \"I assure you that I am.\"<br />CSR: \"Let me get my supervisor...\"<br />Supervisor: [asks identifying questions, which I answer, then...] \"Okay!\"<br />CSR: \"How can I help you, Mrs. Jones?\"</p><p>What are they going to do? Call you a liar? If you can answer their identifying questions then you are for all intents and purposes the person you claim to be, and they have no right to contest it.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15403294, 'morkus')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>     <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->                    <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-15398046\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=1504\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-1504-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=1504\">RandomHookup</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15398046\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-15T21:22:09-05:00\">September 15, 2009  9:22 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15398046);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15398046');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p><p>@<a href=\"#c15394936\" rel=\"nofollow\">jvanbrecht</a>: The pattern almost suggests someone working illegally. Need an ID to work, but not looking to have the law come down on her for credit card fraud.</p></p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15398046, 'RandomHookup')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->                    <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-15397106\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=439678\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-439678-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=439678\">snowburnt</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15397106\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-15T20:47:07-05:00\">September 15, 2009  8:47 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15397106);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15397106');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c15394936\" rel=\"nofollow\">jvanbrecht</a>: I guess you could have approached the company with your wife's ID(birth certificate and ssn) and demanded her pay information.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15397106, 'snowburnt')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->                    <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-15395367\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=890779\"><img        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comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c15394936\" rel=\"nofollow\">jvanbrecht</a>: Cribs notes?</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15395367, 'Radi0logy')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-15394941\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=926607\"><img        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comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>Woah, I just got image-smacked with the Hampshire Mall JCP...  <br />There aren't enough brick-encrusted ficus trees to take away the depressing that is that mall.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15394941, 'veg-o-matic')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->							<div class=\"num-replies\">1 replies</div>	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-15395409\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=535508\"><img        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comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c15394941\" rel=\"nofollow\">veg-o-matic</a>: Dead Mall FTW!</p><p>Seriously though. I didn't even have to look at that picture for a half a second before I knew exactly where it was. Way to go, Hadley.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15395409, 'BumpinUgglas')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>    </div>","","","","","","","","","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-15395853\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=21984\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-21984-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=21984\">econobiker</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15395853\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-15T20:02:27-05:00\">September 15, 2009  8:02 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15395853);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15395853');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p><p>\"The key in cracking the case, authorities say, was that Michelle and other victims got active in their cases and contacted the stores to make sure they saved their security tapes.\"</p><br /><p>I thought most stores told victims to scram as only the police (previously documented as not giving a $%!# about ID theft) could request the tapes and the police usually didn't get the tapes...</p></p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15395853, 'econobiker')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->							<div class=\"num-replies\">1 replies</div>	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-15398061\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=1504\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-1504-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=1504\">RandomHookup</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15398061\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-15T21:22:52-05:00\">September 15, 2009  9:22 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15398061);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 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<div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=1159581\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-1159581-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=1159581\">osiris73</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15396013\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-15T20:08:39-05:00\">September 15, 2009  8:08 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15396013);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 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I'd say about every 6 months we STILL get collection notices in the mail looking for payment on something or other. The person even uses a different name with the SS# but they still come after my wife. Kinda made it hard to buy our 1st house 11 years ago.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15396013, 'osiris73')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","","","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-15396261\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=286941\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-286941-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=286941\">Megladon</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15396261\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-15T20:17:48-05:00\">September 15, 2009  8:17 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15396261);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15396261');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p><p>Just another story on how our flawed system fails us and lets crimonals making life harder on us. We cant fix the problem because the only person not being bought off by the banks and the people in charge of our info is the person that wants to make the change. With so many things needed to fix the system to protect us from id theft I doubt anything substantial will be done in the next 20-30 years.</p></p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15396261, 'Megladon')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->								<div class=\"num-replies\">2 replies</div>	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-15396706\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=261962\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-261962-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=261962\">madog</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15396706\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-15T20:34:16-05:00\">September 15, 2009  8:34 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15396706);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15396706');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c15396261\" rel=\"nofollow\">Megladon</a>: Some people in Washington DC need their identities stolen. That would fix things up quite quickly.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15396706, 'madog')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-15406773\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=438422\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-438422-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=438422\">drb023</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15406773\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-16T07:17:43-05:00\">September 16, 2009  7:17 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15406773);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15406773');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c15396706\" rel=\"nofollow\">madog</a>: <a href=\"http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/08/26/fed-chief-bernanke-victim-id-theft-ring/\" rel=\"nofollow\">[www.foxnews.com]</a></p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15406773, 'drb023')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>     <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>    </div>","","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-15396472\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=1518\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=1518\">Shaggy</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15396472\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-15T20:25:43-05:00\">September 15, 2009  8:25 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15396472);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15396472');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c15395964\" rel=\"nofollow\">billy</a>: I guess my post wasn't clear.  What I was trying to say is:  \"ID theft is a crime.  It is the police's job to investigate crimes.  It is <i>not</i> the victim's job to investigate crimes.  In the statement above, Agent Velling implies that victims must get involved in the criminal investigation in order to get justice.  While this may be true to a certain extent, victims should not have to the investigative work that the police are supposed to do.  This is wrong, and rather insulting.\"</p><p>Better?</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15396472, 'Shaggy')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->							<div class=\"num-replies\">1 replies</div>	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-15397038\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=97227\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=97227\">billy</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15397038\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-15T20:45:09-05:00\">September 15, 2009  8:45 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15397038);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15397038');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c15396472\" rel=\"nofollow\">Shaggy</a>: OK.  I understand now.  Thanks for clearing that up.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15397038, 'billy')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-15396587\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=594994\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=594994\">Hotscot</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15396587\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-15T20:29:52-05:00\">September 15, 2009  8:29 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15396587);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15396587');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>And the most incredible thing I learned in the past few years,(After being a victim of credit card fraud), is that it's not even a crime for someone else to steal and use your Social Security #.<br />That's right..even if you've determined that the guy across town is using your number, the police don't care,it's not a crime on any statute, unless it's being used to perpetrate fraud..then it's an offense.<br />The argument that was used recently in California was that maybe the person didn't know that it was your SS #, so therefore they couldn't be accused of committing a crime against you. Sheesh..</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15396587, 'Hotscot')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->								<div class=\"num-replies\">2 replies</div>	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-15402567\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\">DePaulBlueDemon    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15402567\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-16T01:29:59-05:00\">September 16, 2009  1:29 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15402567);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15402567');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p><p>@<a href=\"http://consumerist.com/5359977/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting?skyline=true&amp;s=x#c15396587\" rel=\"nofollow\">Hotscot</a>: But why else would someone need your SS # but to perpetrate a crime? I mean they must be using it for something! If they use it to obtain a bank account, employment, etc. they are stealing your identity. Isn't that a crime?! Stupid laws.</p></p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15402567, 'DePaulBlueDemon')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-15408533\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=1221761\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-1221761-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=1221761\">katia802</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15408533\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-16T12:41:20-05:00\">September 16, 2009 12:41 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15408533);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15408533');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p><p>@<a href=\"http://consumerist.com/5359977/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting#c15402567\" rel=\"nofollow\">DePaulBlueDemon</a>: My ex husband used my ssn to open up utility accounts, (gas, electric, etc) because he owed too much in his own name. Then when they came after me for payment, told me i was liable because my ssn was on the account. Took an attorney and threatened lawsuit to get that one straightened out. Never occured to them that the address they were going to for the payment was on the other side of town from where they were providing service.</p></p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15408533, 'katia802')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>     <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>    </div>","","","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-15396938\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=227732\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=227732\">WisconsinDadof2</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15396938\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-15T20:41:46-05:00\">September 15, 2009  8:41 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15396938);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15396938');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p><p>I think the reality is that police departments across the country are under increasing budgetary constraints, and identity theft, much like a drive-off at a gas station, simply does not take priority, given the limited resources available to investigate and prosecute the offenders.</p></p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15396938, 'WisconsinDadof2')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","","","","","","","","","","","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-15400287\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=436584\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-436584-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=436584\">ninjatoddler</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15400287\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-15T23:09:56-05:00\">September 15, 2009 11:09 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15400287);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15400287');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>Would be interesting to know how they did it in the first place. ATM skimming, garbage sifting, trojans and bot networks, social engineering, etc.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15400287, 'ninjatoddler')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","","","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-15402807\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=1173839\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=1173839\">Carlee</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15402807\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-16T01:46:31-05:00\">September 16, 2009  1:46 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15402807);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15402807');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>I read the article on the Seattle Times site.  If I'm reading correctly, looks like the only reason why the federal agent showed a photo of the identity thief was because the victim's dad was classmates with the federal agent and called him to look into the identity theft.</p><p>Must be nice to know people who can do that for you.</p><p>Several years ago, my credit card number was stolen and used to buy something online.  I noticed it on my credit card statement, contacted the CC company and they looked into it but said it was a valid charge.  I contacted the online company and they couldn't give me the name of the person who placed the order.  Of course they wouldn't give me the address the item was shipped to, either.  Just told me to go back to the CC company.</p><p>All I had was the email address that the thief had used but I couldn't do anything with that.</p><p>I finally was able to convince the CC company that I didn't place the order because the date of birth provided was wrong (why would an online vendor ask for this anyway?) by just one day, and the phone number the thief used was a number for a local flower shop - while the item was shipped clear across the county.  (This I got from the CC company).</p><p>I'd like to know how it all ended up - but all I got was a new account and the old one closed.  I'd like to think that the scumbag got some punishment, but I doubt it...</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15402807, 'Carlee')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","","","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-15404256\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=1320800\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=1320800\">Anymouse</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15404256\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-16T03:24:37-05:00\">September 16, 2009  3:24 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15404256);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15404256');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>Misuse of a Soc. Security # is not a crime because it can be a mistake.  A humourous example:  When I was a Petty Officer 2nd Class in the Navy, my sister joined the Army as a private.  I am not sure how it happened, but somehow the DOD mixed up our SSNs (they are sequential, were both applied for on the same day at the same office) and suddenly I was getting my sister's E-1 pay while she was getting my E-5 with 8 years pay.  It took the Navy and the Army six weeks to straighten the snafu and seize the overpayment from her and give it to me.  No fraud was involved, just stupidity on someone's part who will likely never be identified.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15404256, 'Anymouse')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-15407088\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=369193\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=369193\">Halloway</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15407088\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-16T08:06:36-05:00\">September 16, 2009  8:06 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15407088);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15407088');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>\"ID thefting\"?</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15407088, 'Halloway')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-15407634\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=1248669\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=1248669\">nstonep</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15407634\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-16T10:04:54-05:00\">September 16, 2009 10:04 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15407634);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15407634');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>Well...if they steal your id and are effectively saying they are you, you can do just about anything to them and get away with it.  The police can't arrest you for smashing your own teeth in now can they?!? :)</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15407634, 'nstonep')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","","","","","","","","","","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-15420474\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=408954\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-408954-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=408954\">TessTalks</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/09/advice-dont-try-to-open-a-jc-penney-account-with-the-person-youre-id-thefting.html#comment-15420474\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-09-16T19:44:17-05:00\">September 16, 2009  7:44 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(15420474);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=15420474');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>Talk about Instant Karma . . . John Lennon would have loved this story.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(15420474, 'TessTalks')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","");


