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  <title>Comments for Recycle Your Sex Toys, Get A New One For Free</title>
  <subtitle>Shoppers bite back.</subtitle>
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    <published>2009-08-21T05:23:36Z</published>
    <updated>2009-08-21T05:27:25Z</updated>
    <title>Recycle Your Sex Toys, Get A New One For Free</title>
    <summary>--&gt;You recycle your other used electronics, so why not recycle your unwanted sex toys, too? Dreamscapes, LLC is providing an incentive for consumers to do just that. As long as they wash them really, really well first.</summary>
    <author>
      <name>Laura Northrup</name>
      <uri>http://www.lauriebird.com/blog</uri>
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<p><a rel="lytebox" href="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/consumerist/2009/08/296236885_5525a90c14.jpg"><!--<img src="http://consumerist.com/images/31/2009/08/500x_296236885_5525a90c14.jpg" class="left image500" width="500" />--></a>You recycle your other used electronics, so why not recycle your unwanted <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SEX TOYS" href="http://consumerist.com/tag/sex-toys/">sex toys</a>, too? Dreamscapes, LLC is providing an incentive for consumers to do just that. As long as they wash them really, really well first.</p>
<p>Here's <a href="http://www.recyclemysextoy.com/">how it works</a>:</p>
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<p>Simply drop your clean used toy(s) in the mail, when we receive it in our warehouse we will have it cleaned and disassembled. The rubber, silicone, hard plastics, metal, e-waste and motors will be sent to recycling facilities that process the materials for reuse. Did you leave the batteries in? Don't worry, we dispose of them responsibly.</p>
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<p>Recyclers will receive a $10 gift card to another erotic emporium for every box accepted.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.recyclemysextoy.com/">Sex Toy Recycling Program</a> [Official Site] (Thanks, <a href="http://www.transracial.net/2009/08/20/green-machine-worlds-first-ever-sex-toy-recycling-program/">TRANSRACIALNYC</a>!)</p>
<p>(Photo: <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/soylentgreen23/296236885/">soylentgreen23</a>)</p>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14993999</id>
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    <title>Comment from stranger than fiction on 2009-08-26</title>
    <author>
        <name>stranger than fiction</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14904248" rel="nofollow">catastrophegirl</a>: ...or sell it to the Mythbusters for their next shark special?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-26T12:49:31Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14939963</id>
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    <title>Comment from PageMagumbalee on 2009-08-23</title>
    <author>
        <name>PageMagumbalee</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>How can they guarantee they will actually be recycled?  We've seen it before where the company tries to save money somehow by not really recycling the product..  This idea gives me the creeps!</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-08-23T21:00:36Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14925148</id>
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    <title>Comment from The_Legend on 2009-08-22</title>
    <author>
        <name>The_Legend</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14905695" rel="nofollow">lestat730</a>: This is one of those times where there should be a label: This Product was made from recycled Sex Toys. At least we would have a choice whether to buy or not. Now I am going to put my IPod earbuds that don't fit back on and take the silicone ones and put them in the drawer and forget about what they may have been in a previous life.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-08-22T06:35:50Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14921416</id>
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    <title>Comment from AreYouConfusedYet?HowAboutNow? on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>AreYouConfusedYet?HowAboutNow?</name>
        <uri>n/a</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14899647" rel="nofollow">Verucalise-WelcomeBethany</a>: mailing cube sounds less...2D. =)</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-08-22T02:41:57Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14916698</id>
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    <title>Comment from HogwartsAlum on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>HogwartsAlum</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>That's gross.  I wouldn't want that job.  Although it's good to recycle.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-08-21T23:50:12Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14916296</id>
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    <title>Comment from ablestmage on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>ablestmage</name>
        <uri>http://www.ablestmage.com</uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14901700" rel="nofollow">golddog</a>: Phunds for Phalluses?  Pennies for Penetrators? Certificates for Sybians? Dollars for.. I give up.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-08-21T23:37:52Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14912045</id>
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    <title>Comment from bornonbord on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>bornonbord</name>
        <uri>http://www.greenpopsicle.com</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14906524" rel="nofollow">Verucalise-WelcomeBethany</a>: Ermm... Yeah, I'd have to say ass play <i>can</i> be incredibly painful, even if done right.  Some people just aren't made for it.  Guys/Girls alike.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T21:32:25Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14911328</id>
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    <title>Comment from dorianh49 on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>dorianh49</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14903471" rel="nofollow">Eyebrows McGee (now with more baby!)</a>: Or, "Cash For Spelunkers"</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-08-21T21:11:17Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14910614</id>
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    <title>Comment from GitEmSteveDave:WalkinOnSunshine on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>GitEmSteveDave:WalkinOnSunshine</name>
        <uri>http://gitemstevedave4.mybrute.com/</uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14906506" rel="nofollow">Verucalise-WelcomeBethany</a>: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome may be a side effect.  Now where is my wrist brace.....</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T20:49:56Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14910579</id>
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    <title>Comment from GitEmSteveDave:WalkinOnSunshine on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>GitEmSteveDave:WalkinOnSunshine</name>
        <uri>http://gitemstevedave4.mybrute.com/</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14906559" rel="nofollow">Verucalise-WelcomeBethany</a>: I will try, I mean I will tell my friend about that when I talk to me, I mean him, again.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-08-21T20:48:54Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14910576</id>
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    <title>Comment from utensil42 on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>utensil42</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14902149" rel="nofollow">Shoelace</a>: I don't think you have to fill up the box.</p>
<p><i>because their significant other made them get rid of the ones they sent in</i><br />
No significant other is worth giving up a good vibe.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-08-21T20:48:46Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from subtlefrog on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>subtlefrog</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14905695" rel="nofollow">lestat730</a>: Forget earbuds, think breast implants and cookware!</p>
<p>Ok, the breast implants aren't likely to ever affect me (got plenty up there, thank you very much, no more please) - but I really don't want to think about my silicone spatula having once been...</p>
<p>eeeewwww.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-08-21T20:44:55Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14910372</id>
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    <title>Comment from subtlefrog on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>subtlefrog</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14902632" rel="nofollow">tbax929</a>: Very good call indeed.</p>
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    <published>2009-08-21T20:42:05Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from JulesNoctambule on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>JulesNoctambule</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>But will they take my friend's otherwise useless boyfriend? She doesn't keep him around for his brilliant mind, that's for sure.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-08-21T19:30:42Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from banmojo on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>banmojo</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>speaking of recycling sex toys, is there any way to nicely repair silicon toys?  my 'Jenna Jameson's P&amp;A' toy has gotten all torn to shreds over the past 2 years.  Damn thing cost me 200$  Then again, all that great grinding, and no STDs, no conversations, pure fantasy/pron.  Ahhh, can't complain, maybe I WILL recycle it for a measly 10$.  Ahh, Jenna, you know I won't sell you girl, I'm just kidding.  You're my special little bad girl, aren't you!!</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-08-21T18:16:27Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14906559</id>
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    <title>Comment from Verucalise(countingcalories) on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>Verucalise(countingcalories)</name>
        <uri>http://www.myspace.com/verucalise</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5342171/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free#c14902319" rel="nofollow">GitEmSteveDave:WalkinOnSunshine</a>: Do you switch up hands to make it feel like a new, clumsy lover? How about taking 3 tylenol PM's beforehand?? INQUIRING MINDS MUST KNOW.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T18:01:37Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from Verucalise(countingcalories) on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>Verucalise(countingcalories)</name>
        <uri>http://www.myspace.com/verucalise</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5342171/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free#c14904590" rel="nofollow">Trai_Dep</a>: COFFEE EVERYWHERE. Friggin caught me off guard, that was fantastic.</p><br />
<p>Now i'm off to change my pants, as I might have pissed myself a little.</p></p>]]>
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    <published>2009-08-21T17:59:42Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from Verucalise(countingcalories) on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>Verucalise(countingcalories)</name>
        <uri>http://www.myspace.com/verucalise</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5342171/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free#c14906366" rel="nofollow">sicknick</a>: Please tell my significant other this... A little ass play never hurt no one. (if done correctly :)</p></p>]]>
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    <published>2009-08-21T17:57:31Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from Verucalise(countingcalories) on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>Verucalise(countingcalories)</name>
        <uri>http://www.myspace.com/verucalise</uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5342171/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free#c14902270" rel="nofollow">GitEmSteveDave:WalkinOnSunshine</a>: And what are your findings so far? LOL</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T17:56:13Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14906483</id>
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    <title>Comment from Verucalise(countingcalories) on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>Verucalise(countingcalories)</name>
        <uri>http://www.myspace.com/verucalise</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.myspace.com/verucalise">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5342171/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free#c14903471" rel="nofollow">Eyebrows McGee (now with more baby!)</a>: A+...</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T17:54:30Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14906471</id>
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    <title>Comment from Verucalise(countingcalories) on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>Verucalise(countingcalories)</name>
        <uri>http://www.myspace.com/verucalise</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.myspace.com/verucalise">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5342171/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free#c14906307" rel="nofollow">sicknick</a>: thats hot.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T17:53:31Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14906366</id>
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    <title>Comment from sicknick on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>sicknick</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="#c14899919" rel="nofollow">MostlyHarmless</a>: What do you mean by straight males? I mean, you can put something in your butt and still be straight. Aneros toys are freaking awesome, and sometimes it's fun to let your g/f strap one on and make you the f*ckee for a night. It's only homosexual if it's with a guy.</p><br />
<p>Any man who hasn't had a prostate orgasm is cheating himself.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T17:43:28Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14906307</id>
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    <title>Comment from sicknick on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>sicknick</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="#c14902346" rel="nofollow">GitEmSteveDave_DeathPanelist</a>: Two things: First, make friends with somebody who works at your favorite store. My friend who does can get me wholesale pricing on anything they sell. That generally works out to 50% of retail.</p><br />
<p>Second: Research your stuff online at quality places like blowfish.com, babes in toyland and whereever you like to shop. Blowfish is nice because they have a team of "blowfishies" that try everything out and then write real reviews of how it works. Again, ask your local sex shop worker too, since they will tell you good things and such. After you get your research, head to ebay. Yup, ebay. You need a credit card on file to verify age, but they have a Mature Audiences section (I think it was renamed recently, been awhile) and you can find a lot of things much cheaper then even regular sex shop storefronts. It's all new. Between these two things, other then some specialty items from particular companies, I haven't paid retail in over a year for anything.</p><br />
<p>Also, CostCo can order almost any lube for a discount, though the price of AstroGlide's 5oz is similar to Target's price.</p><br />
<p>Yup. I spend a lot of time/money on sex.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T17:38:22Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14906117</id>
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    <title>Comment from pojken on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>pojken</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14900327" rel="nofollow">katstermonster</a>: Ummm, Fleshlights.  Don't think the vagina looking ones are for gay men (or lesbians).  There are PLENTY of sex toys for males (and yes, straight ones can use them).  You're just not looking in the right places.</p>
<p>@<a href="#c14899919" rel="nofollow">MostlyHarmless</a>: Such prudishness.  Sex toys aren't just for the pathetic, lonesome male.  Explore a little... :D</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T17:16:21Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14905695</id>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html#c14905695" />
    <title>Comment from lestat730 on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>lestat730</name>
        <uri>n/a</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="n/a">
        <![CDATA[<p>So those silicone ear buds I have for my mp3 player, could have once been.... ew.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T16:01:53Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14905524</id>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html#c14905524" />
    <title>Comment from bikeoid on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>bikeoid</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14901305" rel="nofollow">Lucky_Strike-001</a>: Yes, until some beancounter realizes that all they have to do is "wash them", and they can be sold as new.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T15:24:01Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14904590</id>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html#c14904590" />
    <title>Comment from Trai_Dep on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>Trai_Dep</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14900550" rel="nofollow">NotYou007</a>: Won't <i>someone </i>think of all the poor children who are forced to do without?<br />
Oh. Wait.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T12:01:35Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14904577</id>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html#c14904577" />
    <title>Comment from Trai_Dep on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>Trai_Dep</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14899473" rel="nofollow">Laura Northrup</a>: Basket?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T11:58:07Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14904248</id>
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    <title>Comment from catastrophegirl on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>catastrophegirl</name>
        <uri>http://www.catastrophegirl.com</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.catastrophegirl.com">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14902608" rel="nofollow">tbax929</a>: paint it gold and it put it on the mantel. then giggle behind your hand when well meaning family and friends tell you how original your decor is, of course</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T11:06:51Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14904237</id>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html#c14904237" />
    <title>Comment from WTFN on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>WTFN</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>WhooHoo! Cool.. Now where can I find a box that my boyfriend will fit into?</p><br />
<p>He's a little worn out but still useable but now I can get a newer model!!</p><br />
<p>Shipping is going to be a killer but hey it will all be worth it in the end. Newer model and saving the planet at the same time!</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T11:05:53Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14903553</id>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html#c14903553" />
    <title>Comment from pyehac on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>pyehac</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>Now I know the economy is bad.</p>
<p>BTW, how does one recycle his hand?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T09:49:28Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14903474</id>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html#c14903474" />
    <title>Comment from BytheSea on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>BytheSea</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14899919" rel="nofollow">MostlyHarmless</a>: We have many kinds of sex toys because 80% or more of us can't reach orgasm with others or on our own.</p>
<p>Also, if you can't find an array of sex toys to explore, you're not exploring all your options. :D</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T09:42:14Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14903471</id>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html#c14903471" />
    <title>Comment from Eyebrows McGee (now with more baby!) on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>Eyebrows McGee (now with more baby!)</name>
        <uri>http://eyebrowsmcgee.blogspot.com/</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://eyebrowsmcgee.blogspot.com/">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14899630" rel="nofollow">Verucalise-WelcomeBethany</a>: They're calling this one "Dollars for Dildos."</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T09:42:00Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14903464</id>
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    <title>Comment from BytheSea on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>BytheSea</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14899850" rel="nofollow">YouDidWhatNow?</a>: In a factory, on an assembly line. they blow them up like baloons. none of what I'm saying doesn't sound like porn...</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T09:41:04Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14902796</id>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html#c14902796" />
    <title>Comment from nstonep on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>nstonep</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14901103" rel="nofollow">SatanicGuinea</a>: Um...yeah...no need for pedobear material here.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T08:49:51Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14902734</id>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html#c14902734" />
    <title>Comment from nstonep on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>nstonep</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14899915" rel="nofollow">H3ion</a>: Yes...but he'd have to include her U.N. credentials and wheelchair.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T08:45:46Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14902646</id>
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    <title>Comment from Blackadar on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>Blackadar</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14899630" rel="nofollow">Verucalise-WelcomeBethany</a>:</p>
<p>Bravo!  Bravo!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T08:38:21Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14902632</id>
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    <title>Comment from tbax929 on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>tbax929</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="#c14902319" rel="nofollow">GitEmSteveDave_DeathPanelist</a>:<br />You folks are certainly make me do my research tonight.</p><br />
<p>Note to self: Clear history before shutting down the puter tonight.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T08:36:52Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14902608</id>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html#c14902608" />
    <title>Comment from tbax929 on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>tbax929</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="#c14900374" rel="nofollow">katstermonster</a>: <br />I googled it, too. I'm still not sure what I'd do with it!</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T08:35:01Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14902585</id>
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    <title>Comment from tbax929 on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>tbax929</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="#c14899599" rel="nofollow">NotYou007</a>: <br />Agreed. I think it's a great idea. We don't need that stuff in our landfills.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T08:33:21Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14902491</id>
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    <title>Comment from Jupichan on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>Jupichan</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14902319" rel="nofollow">GitEmSteveDave_DeathPanelist</a>:</p>
<p>Now THAT makes for an interesting picture.  D:</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T08:25:38Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14902480</id>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html#c14902480" />
    <title>Comment from gStein_*|bringing starpipe back|* on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>gStein_*|bringing starpipe back|*</name>
        <uri>http://twitter.com/gstein42</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://twitter.com/gstein42">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14899834" rel="nofollow">riverstyxxx</a>: oh good god.<br />
that's just a prop, right? it just sits on the side and looks pretty, right?<br />
good.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T08:24:31Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14902346</id>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html#c14902346" />
    <title>Comment from GitEmSteveDave_DeathPanelist on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>GitEmSteveDave_DeathPanelist</name>
        <uri>http://gitemstevedave4.mybrute.com/</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://gitemstevedave4.mybrute.com/">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14899630" rel="nofollow">Verucalise-WelcomeBethany</a>: The store down the road from me has a "Ladies Night" on Tuesdays were it's 20% off for the ladies.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T08:16:01Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14902319</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html#c14902319" />
    <title>Comment from GitEmSteveDave_DeathPanelist on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>GitEmSteveDave_DeathPanelist</name>
        <uri>http://gitemstevedave4.mybrute.com/</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://gitemstevedave4.mybrute.com/">
        <![CDATA[<p>They can have my, I mean, someone's, Fleshlight when they pry it from their relaxed hand as they pass out after using it.  Or so I've heard.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T08:14:30Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14902270</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html#c14902270" />
    <title>Comment from GitEmSteveDave_DeathPanelist on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>GitEmSteveDave_DeathPanelist</name>
        <uri>http://gitemstevedave4.mybrute.com/</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://gitemstevedave4.mybrute.com/">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14901394" rel="nofollow">catastrophegirl</a>: I've been conducting a study on multiple male orgasms.  It's been ongoing for about 15 years now.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T08:11:41Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14902255</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html#c14902255" />
    <title>Comment from Lel on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>Lel</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14900381" rel="nofollow">HawkWolf</a>: What NotYou007 said. Either you just don't have a use for it anymore, or the toy breaks down. What else are you supposed to do with them?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T08:11:01Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14902241</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html#c14902241" />
    <title>Comment from MostlyHarmless on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>MostlyHarmless</name>
        <uri>http://www.satyamnayak.com/</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.satyamnayak.com/">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14902055" rel="nofollow">catastrophegirl</a>: Hah, that was an unintentional pun. I am too cheap to shell out those many bucks for a lap dance anyways. By lap i meant 'practice lap'.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T08:09:49Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14902227</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html#c14902227" />
    <title>Comment from GitEmSteveDave_DeathPanelist on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>GitEmSteveDave_DeathPanelist</name>
        <uri>http://gitemstevedave4.mybrute.com/</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://gitemstevedave4.mybrute.com/">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14900816" rel="nofollow">Kimaroo - 20% More Kitty Added!</a>: It's one of my favorite ER moments.<br />
<b>Gallant</b>: Mr Gillman has agreed to .. uh ... electro-ejaculation..<br />
<b>Carter</b>: Come again?<br />
<b>Man</b>: I'm an electro-ejaculation technician<br />
<b>Carter</b>: Your parents must be very proud.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T08:08:53Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14902149</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html#c14902149" />
    <title>Comment from Shoelace on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>Shoelace</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14902039" rel="nofollow">Shoelace</a>: umm, what happened? Anyway, what percentage of people wanting to recycle sex toys have boxes at a time to send in? Also, how does this company handle client's privacy - do the customers end up on lots of interesting mailing lists? What if they want the $10 (if they can fill a box, ha), not another sex toy, because their significant other made them get rid of the ones they sent in?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T08:03:52Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14902055</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html#c14902055" />
    <title>Comment from catastrophegirl on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>catastrophegirl</name>
        <uri>http://www.catastrophegirl.com</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.catastrophegirl.com">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14901493" rel="nofollow">MostlyHarmless</a>: actually, the practice outlined in that book is not only free, but solo. but if you need the lap dance to get you started, that's a more personal problem. hehe</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T07:59:58Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14902039</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html#c14902039" />
    <title>Comment from Shoelace on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>Shoelace</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>Sounds a little fishy to me. What percentage of people wanting to recycle sex toys have</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T07:59:29Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14901700</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html#c14901700" />
    <title>Comment from golddog on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>golddog</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>There's a Cash For Clunkers pun/joke in here somewhere, I'm just too tired to work it out :-)</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T07:45:08Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14901510</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html#c14901510" />
    <title>Comment from MostlyHarmless on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>MostlyHarmless</name>
        <uri>http://www.satyamnayak.com/</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.satyamnayak.com/">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14900327" rel="nofollow">katstermonster</a>: Well, what can I say, guys are just goal oriented. (think deep)</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T07:36:23Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14901493</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html#c14901493" />
    <title>Comment from MostlyHarmless on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>MostlyHarmless</name>
        <uri>http://www.satyamnayak.com/</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.satyamnayak.com/">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14901394" rel="nofollow">catastrophegirl</a>: Yeah... practice. Now if only I could get some 'practice' without spending 150 bucks for each 'lap'.</p>
<p>Though, does perking back up within 2 mins count?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T07:35:42Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14901490</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html#c14901490" />
    <title>Comment from Nicole on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>Nicole</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14900327" rel="nofollow">katstermonster</a>: If you don't have the same success rate, you're doing something wrong.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T07:35:36Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14901394</id>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html#c14901394" />
    <title>Comment from catastrophegirl on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>catastrophegirl</name>
        <uri>http://www.catastrophegirl.com</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.catastrophegirl.com">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14899919" rel="nofollow">MostlyHarmless</a>: it is possible for males to have multiple orgasms. it just takes some education and practice. and a book that i eventually gave up on trying to get back from people who borrowed it from me. <br />
<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Multi-Orgasmic-Man-Sexual-Secrets-Should/dp/0062513362" rel="nofollow">[www.amazon.com]</a></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T07:31:15Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14901305</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html#c14901305" />
    <title>Comment from Lucky_Strike-001 on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>Lucky_Strike-001</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14900918" rel="nofollow">bikeoid</a>:<br />
If you read the website they dismantle them and then send the parts to other places that recycle silicon or plastic and whatnot. They probably melt it down.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T07:27:09Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14901228</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html#c14901228" />
    <title>Comment from ajlei on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>ajlei</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>Hm, I was thinking about a change-up....</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T07:23:46Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14901103</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html#c14901103" />
    <title>Comment from SatanicGuinea on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>SatanicGuinea</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14899647" rel="nofollow">Verucalise-WelcomeBethany</a>:<a></a></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T07:18:46Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14900918</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html#c14900918" />
    <title>Comment from bikeoid on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>bikeoid</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>Any bets on how long it will be until the headline "Sex Toy Recycling Company Doesn't Recycle - just Shrinkwraps as new and resells"?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T07:11:00Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14900816</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html#c14900816" />
    <title>Comment from Kimaroo - 100% Pure Natural Kitteh on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>Kimaroo - 100% Pure Natural Kitteh</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14899540" rel="nofollow">MyPetFly</a>: Ha! I see what you did there.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T07:05:38Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14900550</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html#c14900550" />
    <title>Comment from NotYou007 on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>NotYou007</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5342171/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free#c14900381" rel="nofollow">HawkWolf</a>:</p><br />
<p>When I was married the wife and I did. Some get boring or did not deliver the fun. Can't return a sex toy so you toss it in the trash.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T06:49:56Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14900397</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html#c14900397" />
    <title>Comment from AppleAlex on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>AppleAlex</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14899911" rel="nofollow">JimmyJimmington</a>: WIN!!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T06:40:11Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14900381</id>
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    <title>Comment from HawkWolf on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>HawkWolf</name>
        <uri>http://www.manachine.com/</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.manachine.com/">
        <![CDATA[<p>Do people actually throw away sex toys?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T06:38:54Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14900374</id>
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    <title>Comment from katstermonster on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>katstermonster</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14899834" rel="nofollow">riverstyxxx</a>: I'll admit it, I had to google that one.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T06:38:29Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14900327</id>
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    <title>Comment from katstermonster on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>katstermonster</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14900197" rel="nofollow">LastVigilante</a>: I clean mine with toy cleaner (maybe TMI, sorry guys), but I still wouldn't want anyone else to have to handle them. So nasty.</p>
<p>@<a href="#c14899919" rel="nofollow">MostlyHarmless</a>: Vibrating cock rings are a fun time for all parties involved. :-X But you're right....sex toys for solo use by straight males are pretty much non-existent. Probably because you stupid idiots get to orgasm 99% of the times you try. Bastards.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T06:35:32Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14900291</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html#c14900291" />
    <title>Comment from catastrophegirl on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>catastrophegirl</name>
        <uri>http://www.catastrophegirl.com</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.catastrophegirl.com">
        <![CDATA[<p>too bad ebay stopped letting people sell used, unwashed sex toys. i bet the profit margin would have been higher</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T06:33:21Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14900197</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html#c14900197" />
    <title>Comment from LastVigilante on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>LastVigilante</name>
        <uri>http://www.itmakesyournosetickle.com</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.itmakesyournosetickle.com">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14899759" rel="nofollow">katstermonster</a>: I'm pretty sure that "clean used sex toy" is the greatest oxymoron in the history of the English language.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T06:27:33Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14900059</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html#c14900059" />
    <title>Comment from layton59 on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>layton59</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>Well, at the very least, it's not some government program with the federal government wasteing our tax-payer dollars and adding to the federal defecit.</p><br />
<p>FOR THOSE ABOUT TO RECYCLE (sex toys), I SALUTE YOU. A little AC/DC seems appropriate here, what with electric vibrators and all. [What was that, their 9th album in 1981?]</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T06:19:05Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14900021</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html#c14900021" />
    <title>Comment from Rubleaux on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>Rubleaux</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>My Bob (Battery Operated Boyfriend) is worth far more than $10!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T06:16:17Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14899919</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html#c14899919" />
    <title>Comment from MostlyHarmless on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>MostlyHarmless</name>
        <uri>http://www.satyamnayak.com/</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.satyamnayak.com/">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14899759" rel="nofollow">katstermonster</a>: Apart from the whole getting to get out of sticky situations first and the multiple orgasms deal, this is another area where you females have an unfair advantage. Straight Male oriented sex toys leave a lot to be desired. Lets just say, these sex toys are just as pathetic as a guys sex life if a guy needs to think about using sex toys. You get the idea.</p>
<p>@<a href="#c14899850" rel="nofollow">YouDidWhatNow?</a>: Individually tested. But not "manually" just so you know.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T06:09:10Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14899915</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html#c14899915" />
    <title>Comment from H3ion on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>H3ion</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>Can Lars turn in his real girl and get a redhead?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T06:08:35Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14899911</id>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html#c14899911" />
    <title>Comment from JimmyJimmington on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>JimmyJimmington</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>Dollars for dildos?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T06:08:23Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14899862</id>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html#c14899862" />
    <title>Comment from JayCutlerhurtsmyhead on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>JayCutlerhurtsmyhead</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14899647" rel="nofollow">Verucalise-WelcomeBethany</a>: That just plays into the kinky folks' fantasies.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T06:05:48Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14899850</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html#c14899850" />
    <title>Comment from YouDidWhatNow? on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>YouDidWhatNow?</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="#c14899759" rel="nofollow">katstermonster</a>:</p><br />
<p>...you know what job I want?  Ever look on the back of a box of condoms?  "Individually tested."</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T06:04:59Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14899834</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html#c14899834" />
    <title>Comment from riverstyxxx on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>riverstyxxx</name>
        <uri>http://riverstyxxx.blogspot.com</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://riverstyxxx.blogspot.com">
        <![CDATA[<p>Great, time to turn in my hand of adonis...<br />
I was very, very active in college.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T06:04:00Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14899759</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html#c14899759" />
    <title>Comment from katstermonster on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>katstermonster</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>Wow, um....I mean, they tell you to send clean toys only, but some people out there will not clean their toys. That's just nasty. I'm glad that's not my job!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T05:59:47Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14899647</id>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html#c14899647" />
    <title>Comment from Verucalise(countingcalories) on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>Verucalise(countingcalories)</name>
        <uri>http://www.myspace.com/verucalise</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.myspace.com/verucalise">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5342171/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free#c14899473" rel="nofollow">Laura Northrup</a>: How about "USPS approved mailing square"?</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T05:51:40Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14899630</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html#c14899630" />
    <title>Comment from Verucalise(countingcalories) on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>Verucalise(countingcalories)</name>
        <uri>http://www.myspace.com/verucalise</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.myspace.com/verucalise">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>Oh, this is fantastic. I was sick of this one, anyway.</p><br />
<p>Besides, who can resist a "Cash for vibrators" program? I find this not only fiscally responsible, but a great incentive to get people off...</p><br />
<p>.... their computers.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T05:50:45Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14899599</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html#c14899599" />
    <title>Comment from NotYou007 on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>NotYou007</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>Sex is fun. Sex toys can add to the fun. If you can recycle the ones you no longer use instead of just tossing them in the trash then this is a great program.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T05:48:53Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14899540</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html#c14899540" />
    <title>Comment from MyPetFly on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>MyPetFly</name>
        <uri>n/a</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="n/a">
        <![CDATA[<p>Recycle sex toys? Come again?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T05:45:28Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14899473</id>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html#c14899473" />
    <title>Comment from Laura Northrup on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>Laura Northrup</name>
        <uri>http://www.lauriebird.com/blog</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.lauriebird.com/blog">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14899401" rel="nofollow">fredbiscotti</a>: It was either "box" or "package," so I couldn't win either way.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T05:41:29Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171-comment:14899401</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5342171" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/08/recycle-your-sex-toys-get-a-new-one-for-free.html#c14899401" />
    <title>Comment from fredbiscotti on 2009-08-21</title>
    <author>
        <name>fredbiscotti</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>"...for every box accepted." <a href="http://instantrimshot.com" rel="nofollow"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://instantrimshot.com" rel="nofollow">Ba-dum-bump</a>! Hey!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-08-21T05:36:55Z</published>
  </entry>


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