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  <title>Comments for Turtles In Heat Shut Down J.F.K. Runway</title>
  <subtitle>Shoppers bite back.</subtitle>
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    <published>2009-07-12T17:00:32Z</published>
    <updated>2009-07-12T10:48:45Z</updated>
    <title>Turtles In Heat Shut Down J.F.K. Runway</title>
    <summary>--&gt;78 turtles ambled out of Jamaica Bay on Wednesday to make sweet, sweet love all over one New York City&apos;s busiest runways. It took Port Authority workers 35 minutes to shut down the impromptu nightclub, but the damage was done and travelers at J.F.K. experienced delays of up to an hour and a half.</summary>
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      <name>Carey Alexander</name>
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<p><!--<img src="http://consumerist.com/images/31/2009/07/custom_1247377331447_Turtle_Fun.jpg" class="left image340" width="340" />-->78 turtles ambled out of Jamaica Bay on Wednesday to make sweet, sweet love all over one New York City's busiest runways. It took Port Authority workers 35 minutes to shut down the impromptu nightclub, but the damage was done and travelers at J.F.K. experienced delays of up to an hour and a half.</p>
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<p>The 78 diamondback terrapins were picked up, put into a pickup truck and removed from the runway, said John Kelly, a spokesman for the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey. They were originally spotted around 8:30 a.m. by a pilot, who radioed the tower.</p>
<p>"It's not unprecedented, but it's not at all common," he said.</p>
<p>He said that the turtles were perhaps attracted to the sand along one side of the runway, which juts into the water. "They tend to look for sand while they are mating," he said. "Presumably, all these turtles were feeling amorous." It is unclear whether the turtles pair off, or if the numbers indicated it was a group activity, he said.</p>
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<p>We might be more forgiving of airport delays if they all came a similarly cute and cuddly story.</p>
<p><a href="http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/07/08/turtle-brigade-delays-flights-at-jfk/">Turtle Brigade Delays Flights at J.F.K.</a> [The New York Times]<br>
(Photo: <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/dooleymtv/2112130336/">dooleymtv</a>)</p>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5311790-comment:14217531</id>
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    <title>Comment from theblackdog on 2009-07-14</title>
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        <name>theblackdog</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14191381" rel="nofollow">TheStateOnDVD2Day_GitEmSteveDave</a>: +1 Dogma</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-07-14T18:53:32Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5311790-comment:14211098</id>
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    <title>Comment from JoeDirt on 2009-07-13</title>
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        <name>JoeDirt</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14195600" rel="nofollow">anduin</a>: My bad</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-07-14T04:48:52Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5311790-comment:14201034</id>
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    <title>Comment from oneandone on 2009-07-13</title>
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        <name>oneandone</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>PHL had to make allowances for the special turtle population they have there (red-bellied turtles). <a href="http://www.phl.org/news/040625.html" rel="nofollow">[www.phl.org]</a></p><br />
<p>I think they ended up building large 'turtle passages' so they could travel under the runways. Maybe turtles like airports? Or we like to build airports where turtles are?</p></p>]]>
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    <published>2009-07-13T21:13:17Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5311790-comment:14197102</id>
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    <title>Comment from Joe Girardi on 2009-07-13</title>
    <author>
        <name>Joe Girardi</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Look at all those slutty turtles with the tramp stamps , i hope they wore protection you can get salmonella from turtles u know.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-07-13T17:18:08Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5311790-comment:14195706</id>
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    <title>Comment from jamar0303 on 2009-07-13</title>
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        <name>jamar0303</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14195177" rel="nofollow">KMan13 still wants a Pontiac G8</a>: Surely they can handle A320s, 737s, etc? I know that those can fly trans-Atlantic from the NYC area when properly spec'ed. Or flights to Canada/Mexico/the Caribbean. I'd expect that trans-Pacific flights would have to stay at JFK, though. I know that trans-Atlantic in a narrow-body doesn't appeal to everyone but things can't continue like this, can they?</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-07-13T09:51:29Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from anduin on 2009-07-13</title>
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        <name>anduin</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14190100" rel="nofollow">militarydave</a>: <br />
your going to bang the sand ?</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-07-13T09:22:51Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from anduin on 2009-07-13</title>
    <author>
        <name>anduin</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14189750" rel="nofollow">JoeDirt</a>: <br />
joke stealer ! argh the rage ;)</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-07-13T09:22:03Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from cromartie on 2009-07-13</title>
    <author>
        <name>cromartie</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14195177" rel="nofollow">KMan13 still wants a Pontiac G8</a>: Negative. Flew from BOM to LGA last year.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-07-13T08:53:48Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5311790-comment:14195177</id>
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    <title>Comment from KMan13 still wants a Pontiac G8 on 2009-07-13</title>
    <author>
        <name>KMan13 still wants a Pontiac G8</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14191215" rel="nofollow">jamar0303</a>: <br />
LGA and islip aren't big enough to handle international planes - they're all larger than the runways can handle.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-07-13T07:50:32Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from KMan13 still wants a Pontiac G8 on 2009-07-13</title>
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        <name>KMan13 still wants a Pontiac G8</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14189587" rel="nofollow">takes_so_little</a>: <br />
lol! actually chuckled at this one.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-07-13T07:47:26Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5311790-comment:14195066</id>
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    <title>Comment from Con Seannery on 2009-07-13</title>
    <author>
        <name>Con Seannery</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14194757" rel="nofollow">Jesse in Japan</a>: Exactly.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-07-13T07:29:52Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5311790-comment:14194757</id>
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    <title>Comment from Jesse in Japan on 2009-07-13</title>
    <author>
        <name>Jesse in Japan</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>F*#$ing turtles!</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-07-13T06:28:34Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5311790-comment:14194736</id>
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    <title>Comment from TonyTriple on 2009-07-13</title>
    <author>
        <name>TonyTriple</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14189964" rel="nofollow">Jupichan</a>: <br />
The turtles were found to be repeating:<br />
"I'm nauseous."</p>
<p>"I'm nauseous."</p>
<p>"I'm nauseous."</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-07-13T06:25:22Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from BK88 on 2009-07-13</title>
    <author>
        <name>BK88</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5311790/turtles-in-heat-shut-down-jfk-runway#c14191215" rel="nofollow">jamar0303</a>: @<a href="http://consumerist.com/5311790/turtles-in-heat-shut-down-jfk-runway#c14191215" rel="nofollow">jamar0303</a>: Answer - yes, the solution is more runways. There are three main problems with building more runways <br />1. A little thing called wake turbulence. (closely space runways &lt; 2500 ft apart)<br />2. NIMBYS<br />3. Lots - o - Money</p></p>]]>
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    <published>2009-07-13T05:38:33Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5311790-comment:14193575</id>
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    <title>Comment from AT203 on 2009-07-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>AT203</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I'm curious how turtle sex on the runway is handled by the contract for carriage...</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-13T03:14:01Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from Robobot on 2009-07-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>Robobot</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>As any of my fellow Terps can testify, this sort of behavior is actually very typical of your average New Jersey terrapin.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-13T01:42:39Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from MercyEleusis on 2009-07-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>MercyEleusis</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14192206" rel="nofollow">dbshaw</a>: What do they expect, really. There's no beach left untouched in New York these days.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-07-13T01:40:38Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from slickdealer on 2009-07-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>slickdealer</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I guess they all joined the 'Mile 0 Club'</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-13T01:06:47Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from dbshaw on 2009-07-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>dbshaw</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>This was caused by the clearing out of the bird population around the runways to prevent accidents. The birds ate turtle eggs. No birds, more turtles, turtle orgy.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-07-13T00:37:15Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from P_Smith on 2009-07-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>P_Smith</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="#c14191400" rel="nofollow">3DaysTillTheState_GitEmSteveDave</a>: Well, I was using <b>tortoise</b> logic to make a point....</p></p>]]>
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    <published>2009-07-13T00:16:35Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from Anonymous on 2009-07-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>Anonymous</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Most people don't realize that JFK airport adjoins a huge wildlife refuge, yes located right in New York City.

<p>Map here, click on map:<br />
<a href="http://www.nps.gov/gate/" rel="nofollow">http://www.nps.gov/gate/</a></p>

</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-12T23:31:08Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5311790-comment:14191400</id>
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    <title>Comment from 3DaysTillTheState_GitEmSteveDave on 2009-07-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>3DaysTillTheState_GitEmSteveDave</name>
        <uri>http://gizmodiator3.mybrute.com/</uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14191077" rel="nofollow">P_Smith</a>: I hope they identified their partners, or they could have attracted herpetologists.</p>
<p>Yeah, yours was better.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-12T23:07:04Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5311790-comment:14191381</id>
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    <title>Comment from 3DaysTillTheState_GitEmSteveDave on 2009-07-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>3DaysTillTheState_GitEmSteveDave</name>
        <uri>http://gizmodiator3.mybrute.com/</uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14191020" rel="nofollow">Darkest Daze</a>: Exactly.  For the sake of safety and advanced technology, people divert to Newark.  When Sully was going down, what two airports did they try to get him to go to?  Exactly, Newark and Teterboro.  As for all the planes, I suggest you not underestimate the staggering drawing power of the Garden State, and show up two hours in advance.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-12T23:04:56Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5311790-comment:14191324</id>
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    <title>Comment from fanboy.took.my.star on 2009-07-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>fanboy.took.my.star</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>thats one slow orgy...</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-12T22:57:20Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5311790-comment:14191215</id>
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    <title>Comment from jamar0303 on 2009-07-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>jamar0303</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14189695" rel="nofollow">BK88</a>: Question- then wouldn't the solution be to have more runways? For example, Tokyo's regional airport is about to have as many runways as JFK. Regional meaning "Japan, Shanghai, Hong Kong, and Seoul". So for all the destinations and airlines JFK serves, shouldn't they have more runways, or failing that, push out some of its international service to LaGuardia, Islip, or something (assuming that no rational person here wants to touch Newark)?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-12T22:41:55Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5311790-comment:14191077</id>
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    <title>Comment from P_Smith on 2009-07-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>P_Smith</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>We can't let our airplanes be delayed or the terrapins win!</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-12T22:23:33Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5311790-comment:14191030</id>
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    <title>Comment from Darkest Daze on 2009-07-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>Darkest Daze</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14190680" rel="nofollow">subtlefrog</a>: Same thing.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-12T22:16:35Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5311790-comment:14191020</id>
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    <title>Comment from Darkest Daze on 2009-07-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>Darkest Daze</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14190649" rel="nofollow">3DaysTillTheState_GitEmSteveDave</a>: While I can't speak for the NY airports, Newark is one of the worst I have ever flown out of or into. They are always delaying flights, usually due to too many planes and no where for them to go, it's ridiculous.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-12T22:15:17Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5311790-comment:14190986</id>
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    <title>Comment from I love the Power Glove. It&apos;s so bad. on 2009-07-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>I love the Power Glove. It&apos;s so bad.</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>Turtles Gone Wild!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-12T22:11:21Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5311790-comment:14190680</id>
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    <title>Comment from subtlefrog on 2009-07-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>subtlefrog</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14190254" rel="nofollow">mrsultana</a>: Clearly turtles are Satan's minions.  Or Mormons.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-12T21:32:14Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5311790-comment:14190649</id>
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    <title>Comment from 3DaysTillTheState_GitEmSteveDave on 2009-07-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>3DaysTillTheState_GitEmSteveDave</name>
        <uri>http://gizmodiator3.mybrute.com/</uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14190391" rel="nofollow">silver-bolt</a>: Sorry, Newark.  I do that all the time.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-12T21:27:55Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5311790-comment:14190593</id>
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    <title>Comment from Coles_Law on 2009-07-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>Coles_Law</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="#c14190018" rel="nofollow">Jon Bothe</a>: These turtles are neither the first nor the last to spend a significant portion of their honeymoon sitting on the tarmac at JFK.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-12T21:19:34Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5311790-comment:14190398</id>
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    <title>Comment from silver-bolt on 2009-07-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>silver-bolt</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14190112" rel="nofollow">PittDragon</a>: It's always the ones you least expect to be into kinky sex games.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-12T20:52:10Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5311790-comment:14190391</id>
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    <title>Comment from silver-bolt on 2009-07-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>silver-bolt</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14190111" rel="nofollow">3DaysTillTheState_GitEmSteveDave</a>: First +1.</p>
<p>Second. EWR needs to be sounded out. It is pronounced like Eeyore from Winnih the Pooh.</p>
<p>Third, they built the new tower like 3 foot ball fields away, with the terminals between it and the runways. It reduced visibility and efficiency that it gained from new equipment. Blah.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-12T20:51:21Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5311790-comment:14190317</id>
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    <title>Comment from RedwoodFlyer on 2009-07-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>RedwoodFlyer</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14189695" rel="nofollow">BK88</a>: I'm usually not the biggest fan of unions... but I certainly agree with you here. NextGen/ADS-B will certainly help with direct routing, continuous descent, and such. However, it will do NOTHING to overcome the fact that only one aircraft can land on a runway at a time... nor will it bend the laws of physics and alleviated wake turbulence!</p>
<p>The amount of money involved with contracts for redoing our ATC equipment is huge... I'm sure we can expect the standards of ethics to follow accordingly!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-12T20:35:38Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5311790-comment:14190254</id>
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    <title>Comment from mrsultana on 2009-07-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>mrsultana</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>"It is unclear whether the turtles pair off, or if the numbers indicated it was a group activity"<br />
Oh, the religious nutjobs of the country are going to have a field day with this one!  The scroll at the bottom of Fox News is going to say, "Liberals allow sinful orgy to disrupt Homeland Security.  Terrorists get free pass on 'one-male-one-female' standard all Americans support."</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-12T20:23:19Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5311790-comment:14190112</id>
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    <title>Comment from PittDragon on 2009-07-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>PittDragon</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I bet the Slowskys from those annoying Comcast ads were there to. So thats what they do when they're not filming :p.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-12T20:02:40Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5311790-comment:14190111</id>
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    <title>Comment from 3DaysTillTheState_GitEmSteveDave on 2009-07-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>3DaysTillTheState_GitEmSteveDave</name>
        <uri>http://gizmodiator3.mybrute.com/</uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14189695" rel="nofollow">BK88</a>: Perhaps for you wimps in NYC.  With your vacuum tubes.  But in NJ, at EWR, we got a shiny new tower.  So you keep building new terminals, and delaying flights for turtles.  Around here, unless they are mutant, pre-adult, and skilled in martial arts, we don't delay planes for them.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-12T20:01:49Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5311790-comment:14190100</id>
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    <title>Comment from militarydave on 2009-07-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>militarydave</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>we can learn a lot from turtles. apparently they take their time when getting it on.</p><br />
<p>as for me.... i'm off to the sand to "do the turtle".</p><br />
<p>lol!</p><br />
<p>-dave</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-12T19:59:35Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5311790-comment:14190090</id>
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    <title>Comment from Hil-fish on 2009-07-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>Hil-fish</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14190018" rel="nofollow">Jon Bothe</a>: A very, very slow-motion orgy.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-12T19:57:37Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5311790-comment:14190029</id>
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    <title>Comment from kenboy on 2009-07-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>kenboy</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14189695" rel="nofollow">BK88</a>: And the toll collectors' union hates EZ-Pass. What else is new?</p>
<p>The <a href="http://www.heritage.org/Research/Budget/bg2007.cfm" rel="nofollow">report</a> you're talking about seems pretty reasonable to me so far (I started skimming after the first half or so) -- the bit that seems to be lacking is the consideration of the alternative. I would say either the system has to massively increase capacity (which is what the author is saying, which requires more automation), or else the number of flights has to be drastically reduced, probably my making it very expensive for regional jets to use major airports. You'd no longer be able to fly directly between minor cities, and I don't know that there'd be a lot of consumer support for that proposal.</p>
<p>If you read the report with a less (understandably) biased view, it's not blaming union controllers in the same way one might blame union painters for the high cost of new construction in New York City -- it's saying human controllers can only perform so many operations per unit of time, and increasing system capacity is going to require a non-human solution.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-12T19:47:24Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5311790-comment:14190018</id>
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    <title>Comment from Jon Bothe on 2009-07-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>Jon Bothe</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Nothing says erotic like an orgy on a runway.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-12T19:45:12Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5311790-comment:14189964</id>
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    <title>Comment from Jupichan on 2009-07-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>Jupichan</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I guess the turtles didn't make it to Kerplopitgoes Island.  :/</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-12T19:35:11Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5311790-comment:14189790</id>
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    <title>Comment from takes_so_little on 2009-07-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>takes_so_little</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14189695" rel="nofollow">BK88</a>: Thanks, now I have the in-depth analysis and commentary I'm always looking for in my turtle-fucking stories.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-12T19:05:47Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5311790-comment:14189750</id>
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    <title>Comment from JoeDirt on 2009-07-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>JoeDirt</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14189711" rel="nofollow">Jon Bothe</a>: I'm busted</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-07-12T18:52:50Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5311790-comment:14189711</id>
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    <title>Comment from Jon Bothe on 2009-07-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>Jon Bothe</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14189610" rel="nofollow">JoeDirt</a>: You stole Conan's joke! ;)</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-07-12T18:31:19Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5311790-comment:14189695</id>
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    <title>Comment from BK88 on 2009-07-12</title>
    <author>
        <name>BK88</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Don't worry, with NexGen and satellite surveillance, this won't cause delays. According to Robert Poole at the Heritage Foundation (heritage.org), runways are not the limiting factor at airports.  Its those silly overpaid union controllers that cause delays with their "WWII" technology.</p>
<p>End Sarcasm<br />
Really it should be called, "Airline over-scheduling delays."  Only one airplane can be actively using the runway at one time.  So if there are more than 5 air carrier planes waiting, its a airline scheduling problem.</p>
<p>Disclosure: I am an air traffic controller.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-07-12T18:24:38Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from JoeDirt on 2009-07-12</title>
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        <name>JoeDirt</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>People knew there was a problem when they seen unusually fast movement on the tarmac.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-07-12T17:38:18Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from takes_so_little on 2009-07-12</title>
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        <name>takes_so_little</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I can't wait to see all the talk show interviews with the heroic pilot who landed safely in a long, sticky streak of turtle jizz.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-07-12T17:20:53Z</published>
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