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  <title>Comments for Quick, What Is This Woman Doing?</title>
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    <published>2009-07-04T03:14:24Z</published>
    <updated>2009-07-04T03:14:30Z</updated>
    <title>Quick, What Is This Woman Doing?</title>
    <summary>--&gt;She has some form of pump attached to her face. She&apos;s moving her head up and down rhythmically... What the....?? </summary>
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      <name>Lucy Bayly</name>
      
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      <![CDATA[<p><!--<img src="http://consumerist.com/images/31/2009/07/Picture_6.png" width="113" height="182" />-->She has some form of pump attached to her face. She's moving her head up and down rhythmically... What the....?? </p>
<p>She's using a <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged NECKLINE SLIMMER" title="Click here to read more posts tagged NECKLINE SLIMMER" href="http://consumerist.com/tag/neckline-slimmer/">Neckline Slimmer</a>, of course!! Part neck brace, part tracheotomy, part pogostick, it is a special "system" (actually it's a coil with a chin rest) <a href="http://www.necklineslimmer.com">that promises to "tighten the muscles that keep your face and neck looking young and beautiful." </a></p>
<p>Invented by a former PE teacher (wow!), the Neckline Slimmer can be yours for only $19.99 plus shipping and handling. And you need never be without it, for it comes with a luxury carrying pouch. But seriously, where would you take it? We can only imagine the discussion at customs.... "It's not what you're thinking! It's a pump to eliminate my <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TURKEY NECK" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TURKEY NECK" href="http://consumerist.com/tag/turkey-neck/">turkey neck</a>..."</p>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154-comment:14168583</id>
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    <title>Comment from puddington on 2009-07-10</title>
    <author>
        <name>puddington</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Obviously, it's because your brother never taught phys ed.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-07-10T22:59:50Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154-comment:14079135</id>
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    <title>Comment from madfrog on 2009-07-07</title>
    <author>
        <name>madfrog</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5307154/quick-what-is-this-woman-doing#c14040876" rel="nofollow">BZMedia</a>:</p><br />
<p>So did I. I can remember my Grandma using a Tennis Ball under her chin to keep it tone. Always did it behind closed doors, too- lol!</p></p>]]>
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    <published>2009-07-07T17:02:32Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154-comment:14065513</id>
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    <title>Comment from vladthepaler on 2009-07-06</title>
    <author>
        <name>vladthepaler</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>She accidentally used superglue instead of lip gloss, and so she had a portal installed in her neck to enable use of her inhaler when she suffers an asthma attack.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-07-06T23:38:02Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154-comment:14056717</id>
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    <title>Comment from Rectilinear Propagation on 2009-07-06</title>
    <author>
        <name>Rectilinear Propagation</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14042446" rel="nofollow">Ben Popken</a>: It kind of looks like one of those face buffer things in the photo of the device where it's not being used.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-07-06T17:53:56Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154-comment:14056655</id>
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    <title>Comment from Rectilinear Propagation on 2009-07-06</title>
    <author>
        <name>Rectilinear Propagation</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14035754" rel="nofollow">HiPwr</a>: @<a href="#c14037003" rel="nofollow">morlo</a>: ...I don't get it. Also, I think I'm the only one who doesn't which makes me sad.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-07-06T17:46:29Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154-comment:14056502</id>
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    <title>Comment from hi on 2009-07-06</title>
    <author>
        <name>hi</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="#c14035754" rel="nofollow">HiPwr</a>: lol</p></p>]]>
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    <published>2009-07-06T17:32:09Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154-comment:14051872</id>
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    <title>Comment from JollyJumjuck on 2009-07-05</title>
    <author>
        <name>JollyJumjuck</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Reminds me of that Terry Gilliam movie "Brazil" where Katherine Helmond's character kept smacking the underside of her jaw with a ping pong paddle to avoid getting extra chins.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-07-06T04:50:04Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154-comment:14046613</id>
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    <title>Comment from KCChiefsFan on 2009-07-05</title>
    <author>
        <name>KCChiefsFan</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14037781" rel="nofollow">lmarconi</a>:</p>
<p>Excuse me while I whip out the worlds smallest violin</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-07-05T15:48:44Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154-comment:14046351</id>
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    <title>Comment from JessMeNU on 2009-07-05</title>
    <author>
        <name>JessMeNU</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14037205" rel="nofollow">Trai_Dep</a>: didn't you get the memo?</p>
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    <published>2009-07-05T12:08:56Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154-comment:14046331</id>
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    <title>Comment from Révolution on 2009-07-05</title>
    <author>
        <name>Révolution</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14036044" rel="nofollow">savdavid</a>: Billy Mays sold crap, but it was crap that had SOME truth to it. That mighty putty won't hold stuff up like he says it does, but it does handle broken tile nicely. (I got it for $8 at the local walgreens.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-07-05T11:59:39Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154-comment:14042446</id>
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    <title>Comment from Ben Popken on 2009-07-04</title>
    <author>
        <name>Ben Popken</name>
        <uri>http://twitter.com/bpopken</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>My first thought was that she was using an inhaler designed for people who had tracheotomies.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-07-04T22:31:25Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154-comment:14041675</id>
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    <title>Comment from HurtsSoGood on 2009-07-04</title>
    <author>
        <name>HurtsSoGood</name>
        <uri>http://www.lakeeffectzone.com</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14036424" rel="nofollow">WiglyWorm</a>: No, a <i>former</i> gym teacher.  As in one who probably got fired for advocating exactly this sort of silliness.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-07-04T20:10:37Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154-comment:14041626</id>
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    <title>Comment from Joey_Brill on 2009-07-04</title>
    <author>
        <name>Joey_Brill</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14041180" rel="nofollow">SgtMajorFragg</a>: <br />
Mold remediation for your second and third chins does not make for a sexay infocommercial.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-07-04T20:00:04Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154-comment:14041180</id>
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    <title>Comment from SgtMajorFragg on 2009-07-04</title>
    <author>
        <name>SgtMajorFragg</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>My brother has been trying to market his patented mold remediation product for fourteen years. Granted, it's not as sexy as the Neckline Slimmer, but it has practical purposes ... so why is it so difficult to get this on the market.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-07-04T18:29:42Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154-comment:14040876</id>
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    <title>Comment from Skin Art Squared on 2009-07-04</title>
    <author>
        <name>Skin Art Squared</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I saw this on TV last night. Laughed for ten minutes.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-07-04T16:50:33Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from sonneillon on 2009-07-04</title>
    <author>
        <name>sonneillon</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14040009" rel="nofollow">SOhp101</a>: Those big macs aren't going to eat themselves.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-07-04T16:13:09Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from Andrew Farris on 2009-07-04</title>
    <author>
        <name>Andrew Farris</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14036723" rel="nofollow">Shoelace</a>: 'Inventor Creds'?  What the heck is that?  Let me point out how silly it is to even think, let alone type that; the Spread Spectrum concept which enabled reliable wireless communications in noisy channels (i.e. why your cellphone works) was 'invented' by a piano player and hollywood pinup girl (George Antheil and Hedy Lamarr).  Now those are serious 'inventor creds' for high technology.</p>
<p>Inventors are a strange bunch, but rarely do they ever have serious training in the field they invent within (otherwise they would do things the same way everyone else does, the way they were taught to do it).</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-07-04T12:48:20Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154-comment:14040134</id>
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    <title>Comment from oldtaku on 2009-07-04</title>
    <author>
        <name>oldtaku</name>
        <uri>http://oldtaku.com</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>This is such bullcrap (though I'm sure you've already realized that if you read this site). None of those neck toners or other muscle exercisers work. The only way you get great looking toned facial area skin is to /not use it/ (or lose some weight, porky, and hope you're one of the people who has the gene for skin shrinking).</p>
<p>If you have someone who has an early stroke that paralyzes one side of the face the frozen side often looks decades younger. Botox also works very well assuming it doesn't travel up your nerves and into your brain or other minor complications. But in any case, exercising it is the last thing you want to do.</p>
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    <published>2009-07-04T11:28:25Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154-comment:14040009</id>
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    <title>Comment from SOhp101 on 2009-07-04</title>
    <author>
        <name>SOhp101</name>
        <uri>n/a</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14037781" rel="nofollow">lmarconi</a>: I think he made the comment in jest. Everyone knows that guys can have double chins too ;)</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-07-04T11:11:28Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from catastrophegirl on 2009-07-04</title>
    <author>
        <name>catastrophegirl</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14037220" rel="nofollow">Trai_Dep</a>: you're not doing it right</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-07-04T09:29:48Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from liquidnumb on 2009-07-04</title>
    <author>
        <name>liquidnumb</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14037781" rel="nofollow">lmarconi</a>: Easy there, fella.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-07-04T07:50:47Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154-comment:14038413</id>
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    <title>Comment from Audiyoda on 2009-07-04</title>
    <author>
        <name>Audiyoda</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14037080" rel="nofollow">nybiker</a>: HaHaHaHa!!!!!</p>
<p>I hate to break it to you but those second and third chins are fatty deposits - one way to get rid or fat like that...use more calories than you take in.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-04T07:32:02Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154-comment:14038288</id>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/quick-what-is-this-woman-doing.html#c14038288" />
    <title>Comment from wvFrugan on 2009-07-04</title>
    <author>
        <name>wvFrugan</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>I saw this infommercial a week or so ago. I thought the inventor was a physical therapist, not a gym teacher (I'm an occupational therapist so I usually pay attention to such)? He should be professionally disciplined if he is, the gizmo defies anatomy with regard to its claimed purpose.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-04T07:17:12Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154-comment:14038154</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/quick-what-is-this-woman-doing.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/quick-what-is-this-woman-doing.html#c14038154" />
    <title>Comment from loueloui on 2009-07-04</title>
    <author>
        <name>loueloui</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="#c14035780" rel="nofollow">Michael Belisle</a>:</p><br />
<p>You beat me to it. +1 Mike.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-04T07:03:02Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154-comment:14037931</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/quick-what-is-this-woman-doing.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/quick-what-is-this-woman-doing.html#c14037931" />
    <title>Comment from Alys Brangwin knows who&apos;s bad on 2009-07-04</title>
    <author>
        <name>Alys Brangwin knows who&apos;s bad</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14037794" rel="nofollow">Wuhao</a>: holding it in frustration?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-04T06:35:38Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154-comment:14037794</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/quick-what-is-this-woman-doing.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/quick-what-is-this-woman-doing.html#c14037794" />
    <title>Comment from Wuhao on 2009-07-04</title>
    <author>
        <name>Wuhao</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14037781" rel="nofollow">lmarconi</a>: Are you shaking your head in disappointment?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-04T06:22:12Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154-comment:14037781</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/quick-what-is-this-woman-doing.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/quick-what-is-this-woman-doing.html#c14037781" />
    <title>Comment from lmarconi on 2009-07-04</title>
    <author>
        <name>lmarconi</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14037003" rel="nofollow">morlo</a>: @<a href="#c14037003" rel="nofollow">morlo</a>: <br />
oooo let's all make sexist generalizations about women!....or we could be intelligent</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-04T06:20:29Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154-comment:14037609</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/quick-what-is-this-woman-doing.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/quick-what-is-this-woman-doing.html#c14037609" />
    <title>Comment from Anonymous on 2009-07-04</title>
    <author>
        <name>Anonymous</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>I am reminded of Austin Powers' Swedish penis pump. "REallly baby! That's not mine!"</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-04T06:03:56Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154-comment:14037443</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/quick-what-is-this-woman-doing.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/quick-what-is-this-woman-doing.html#c14037443" />
    <title>Comment from wardawg on 2009-07-04</title>
    <author>
        <name>wardawg</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>The pictures make the device look effective, but what they don't show you is the binder clip under their right ear holding back their neck fat.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-04T05:44:01Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154-comment:14037366</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/quick-what-is-this-woman-doing.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/quick-what-is-this-woman-doing.html#c14037366" />
    <title>Comment from Yoko Broke Up The Beatles on 2009-07-04</title>
    <author>
        <name>Yoko Broke Up The Beatles</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5307154/quick-what-is-this-woman-doing#c14037220" rel="nofollow">Trai_Dep</a>:</p><br />
<p>HI-YO!</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-04T05:35:19Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154-comment:14037229</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/quick-what-is-this-woman-doing.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/quick-what-is-this-woman-doing.html#c14037229" />
    <title>Comment from Trai_Dep on 2009-07-04</title>
    <author>
        <name>Trai_Dep</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14036044" rel="nofollow">savdavid</a>: BIlly Mays died a week early, it seems.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-04T05:21:04Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154-comment:14037220</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/quick-what-is-this-woman-doing.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/quick-what-is-this-woman-doing.html#c14037220" />
    <title>Comment from Trai_Dep on 2009-07-04</title>
    <author>
        <name>Trai_Dep</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14036489" rel="nofollow">WiglyWorm</a>: Well, to be precise, that'd be a <b>throat </b>exercise, amirite?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-04T05:20:22Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154-comment:14037205</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/quick-what-is-this-woman-doing.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/quick-what-is-this-woman-doing.html#c14037205" />
    <title>Comment from Trai_Dep on 2009-07-04</title>
    <author>
        <name>Trai_Dep</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>Women are so complex. I thought those things were more cucumber shaped, and that the erogenous zone was a bit... Lower.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-04T05:18:47Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154-comment:14037080</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/quick-what-is-this-woman-doing.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/quick-what-is-this-woman-doing.html#c14037080" />
    <title>Comment from nybiker on 2009-07-04</title>
    <author>
        <name>nybiker</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="#c14036643" rel="nofollow">Audiyoda</a>: So, I respectfully ask that you make a device to exercise whatever muscles need to be worked to eliminate the extra chins.  Because it's not just women that get the double (and triple) chins.  So, in case I get one later on, I need to have a piece of gym equipment to tone the necessary muscles.<br /><br />
TIA.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-04T05:07:09Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154-comment:14037003</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/quick-what-is-this-woman-doing.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/quick-what-is-this-woman-doing.html#c14037003" />
    <title>Comment from morlo on 2009-07-04</title>
    <author>
        <name>morlo</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14035754" rel="nofollow">HiPwr</a>: The tend to nod when talking to their female friends, which also has a negative effect. Maintain steady tension!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-04T05:00:19Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154-comment:14036723</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/quick-what-is-this-woman-doing.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/quick-what-is-this-woman-doing.html#c14036723" />
    <title>Comment from Shoelace on 2009-07-03</title>
    <author>
        <name>Shoelace</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14036424" rel="nofollow">WiglyWorm</a>: Probably better than 99% of 'personal trainers', but still not what I'd consider inventor creds...</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-04T04:33:55Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154-comment:14036643</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/quick-what-is-this-woman-doing.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/quick-what-is-this-woman-doing.html#c14036643" />
    <title>Comment from Audiyoda on 2009-07-03</title>
    <author>
        <name>Audiyoda</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>Hmmm...last time I took kinesiology the only muscles under the chin (digastric muscles) aren't actually under the chin - they run along the outer portion of the jaw bone.  When you clench your jaw those and the masseter muscle are tensed - along with some glands.  So basically this thing is crap because that fat that forms a second or third chin isn't being worked by this POS - if anything the trapezius muscles are.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-04T04:25:46Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154-comment:14036489</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/quick-what-is-this-woman-doing.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/quick-what-is-this-woman-doing.html#c14036489" />
    <title>Comment from WiglyWorm must cease and decist on 2009-07-03</title>
    <author>
        <name>WiglyWorm must cease and decist</name>
        <uri>http://lakepcrepair.net</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://lakepcrepair.net">
        <![CDATA[<p>&gt;.&gt;</p>
<p>&lt;.&lt;</p>
<p>I can't believe I missed it with my first post, but as it hasn't been done yet, I would like to post the obligitory "I've got a neck exercise for you" post.</p>
<p>Thank you, that is all.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-04T04:10:20Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154-comment:14036424</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/quick-what-is-this-woman-doing.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/quick-what-is-this-woman-doing.html#c14036424" />
    <title>Comment from WiglyWorm must cease and decist on 2009-07-03</title>
    <author>
        <name>WiglyWorm must cease and decist</name>
        <uri>http://lakepcrepair.net</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://lakepcrepair.net">
        <![CDATA[<p>Wow... a phys ed teacher? Those are some serious credentials.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-04T04:04:19Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154-comment:14036263</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/quick-what-is-this-woman-doing.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/quick-what-is-this-woman-doing.html#c14036263" />
    <title>Comment from AngryK9 on 2009-07-03</title>
    <author>
        <name>AngryK9</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>Buyyyyit go the sheep....</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-04T03:52:28Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154-comment:14036071</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/quick-what-is-this-woman-doing.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/quick-what-is-this-woman-doing.html#c14036071" />
    <title>Comment from wardawg on 2009-07-03</title>
    <author>
        <name>wardawg</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5307154/quick-what-is-this-woman-doing#c14035754" rel="nofollow">HiPwr</a>: +1</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-04T03:40:39Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154-comment:14036044</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/quick-what-is-this-woman-doing.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/quick-what-is-this-woman-doing.html#c14036044" />
    <title>Comment from savdavid on 2009-07-03</title>
    <author>
        <name>savdavid</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>I looked at it. It is a piece of plastic with a spring in it and a threadbare carry bag. That is it! You can get this junk for 19.99 PLUS 7.95 shipping. BUT WAIT, THERE's MORE! You can also get a little jar of cold creme to put on your neck for just 7.95 more in "processing" fees. What a deal! It is by Paul Inane!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-04T03:38:22Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154-comment:14035938</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/quick-what-is-this-woman-doing.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/quick-what-is-this-woman-doing.html#c14035938" />
    <title>Comment from savdavid on 2009-07-03</title>
    <author>
        <name>savdavid</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>She got bored using it as the "sexual enchantment" device it was built for.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-04T03:31:15Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154-comment:14035780</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/quick-what-is-this-woman-doing.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/quick-what-is-this-woman-doing.html#c14035780" />
    <title>Comment from Michael Belisle on 2009-07-03</title>
    <author>
        <name>Michael Belisle</name>
        <uri>http://www.smift.com/</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.smift.com/">
        <![CDATA[<p>She would appear to be stimulating her <a href="http://consumerist.com/5306170/top-10-ironic-ads-from-history" rel="nofollow">T-Zone</a>, in addition to slimming her neckline.</p>
<p><a href="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/consumerist/2009/07/camels.jpg" rel="nofollow"></a></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-04T03:20:18Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154-comment:14035754</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5307154" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/quick-what-is-this-woman-doing.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/quick-what-is-this-woman-doing.html#c14035754" />
    <title>Comment from HiPwr on 2009-07-03</title>
    <author>
        <name>HiPwr</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>If women would spend less of their time shaking their heads NO, they wouldn't have this problem.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-04T03:19:00Z</published>
  </entry>


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