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  <title>Comments for Credit Card Companies Return To Soliciting Children, Household Pets For Cards</title>
  <subtitle>Shoppers bite back.</subtitle>
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    <published>2009-07-02T01:04:50Z</published>
    <updated>2009-07-02T00:55:19Z</updated>
    <title>Credit Card Companies Return To Soliciting Children, Household Pets For Cards</title>
    <summary>--&gt;I&apos;m pleased to announce that the credit crunch is officially over. I&apos;m basing this on a credit card solicitation sent to a Mr. Lazarus H. of Iowa. Lazarus, pictured at left, is seven years old.</summary>
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      <name>Laura Northrup</name>
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<p><!--<img src="http://consumerist.com/images/31/2009/07/Lazerhosen_01.jpg" height="450" width="338">-->I'm pleased to announce that the credit crunch is officially over. I'm basing this on a credit card solicitation sent to a Mr. Lazarus H. of Iowa. Lazarus, pictured at left, is seven years old.</p>
<p>His father, John, wrote to Consumerist:<br></p>
<blockquote>My 7 year old son got mail from American Express and Northwest Airlines today. They want him to have his own credit card card it seems. He's already been scavenging our home for things that look like gold to send off to CashforGold.com to fund the ant farm he wants, so luckily I got to this before he could fill it out in crayon and send it back in. This isn't as funny as when my dog got a credit card offer about 10 years ago, but its still pretty funny.</blockquote>
<p>We can only hope that he wouldn't be approved, but I am slightly disturbed at this insight into how Cash4Gold commercials are affecting our nation's youth.</p>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:14070347</id>
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    <title>Comment from ShameFree on 2009-07-06</title>
    <author>
        <name>ShameFree</name>
        <uri>http://www.shame-free.com</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5305625/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards#c13994083" rel="nofollow">John Henschen</a>: This picture is hilarious, not creepy like some people have posted. My parents recently asked me to scan some old pictures of my sisters and I, and trust this - this is tame compared to the denim jumper, stirrup pant, neon green, lacy, buttoned-sock ensembles my mother dressed us in. At least his looks intentionally silly...haha</p></p>]]>
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    <published>2009-07-07T02:30:32Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:14041515</id>
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    <title>Comment from spikespeigel on 2009-07-04</title>
    <author>
        <name>spikespeigel</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14000417" rel="nofollow">mewyn dyner</a>: Snowball III feels rejected.  Once more.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-07-04T19:37:52Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:14021537</id>
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    <title>Comment from Five on 2009-07-03</title>
    <author>
        <name>Five</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13997176" rel="nofollow">MyPetFly</a>: I had forgotten how much I loved this picture.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-03T05:26:47Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:14021255</id>
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    <title>Comment from Trai_Dep on 2009-07-03</title>
    <author>
        <name>Trai_Dep</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14017500" rel="nofollow">John Henschen</a>: Might I suggest adopting from, say, a  Hispanic country?</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-07-03T05:08:48Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:14019174</id>
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    <title>Comment from HomersBrain on 2009-07-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>HomersBrain</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>That look on his face means he just saw the APR on the credit card statement !</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-03T03:00:05Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:14017500</id>
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    <title>Comment from John Henschen on 2009-07-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>John Henschen</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14009371" rel="nofollow">Trai_Dep</a>: I think we're done having kids... although adoption may be in our future. He came to the conclusion yesterday that he must be a zombie. His namesake being raised from the dead and all....</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-03T01:51:57Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:14014690</id>
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    <title>Comment from korybing on 2009-07-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>korybing</name>
        <uri>http://korybingaman.com</uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14006476" rel="nofollow">SacraBos</a>: And will have no effect on if he gets the job or not.</p>
<p>It's just a silly picture of a kid wearing lederhosen, there's nothing job-destroying here.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-03T00:15:58Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:14010675</id>
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    <title>Comment from MinorAnnoyance on 2009-07-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>MinorAnnoyance</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14007792" rel="nofollow">MauriceCallidice</a>: Spot on!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T21:58:48Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:14010054</id>
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    <title>Comment from Trai_Dep on 2009-07-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>Trai_Dep</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14000745" rel="nofollow">H3ion</a>: I still flinch when I see bearskin rugs, to this day. After reflexively patting myself to make sure I'm fully clothed.<br />
(shudder)</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T21:38:33Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:14009786</id>
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    <title>Comment from Trai_Dep on 2009-07-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>Trai_Dep</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14004297" rel="nofollow">John Henschen</a>: And, I'll add for a third time: you guys are ACES. Thanks so much for this story - easily the most fun of the week!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T21:30:47Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:14009711</id>
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    <title>Comment from Trai_Dep on 2009-07-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>Trai_Dep</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14004746" rel="nofollow">vim876</a>: Yet other never grow out of their seething insecurity, even to the point where, as adults, they are compelled to compare themselves against primary schoolkids in order to vainly attempt to rack up points.<br />
So... Sad. So very sad.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T21:28:45Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:14009660</id>
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    <title>Comment from Trai_Dep on 2009-07-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>Trai_Dep</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14004297" rel="nofollow">John Henschen</a>: Buy some red ribbon beforehand, that way the lil' tiny royal feet will have a red carpet to tread upon when gracing your home with their presence.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T21:27:05Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:14009570</id>
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    <title>Comment from Trai_Dep on 2009-07-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>Trai_Dep</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14003344" rel="nofollow">wvFrugan</a>: I'll quietly note that the ones abusing your foster kids were their parents or family? Not strangers? Not internet stalkers traversing the country?<br />
Umm... Yeah. I'll leave the implications of that alone :)</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-07-02T21:24:57Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:14009474</id>
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    <title>Comment from Trai_Dep on 2009-07-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>Trai_Dep</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13994381" rel="nofollow">John Henschen</a>: Had you only gotten a cat instead, you could have changed his name without impacting his responsiveness to coming when you call him. Not at <b>all.</b></p><b></b>]]>
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    <published>2009-07-02T21:21:45Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:14009371</id>
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    <title>Comment from Trai_Dep on 2009-07-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>Trai_Dep</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14005976" rel="nofollow">HogwartsAlum</a>: Although I hope the parents have another boy, and quickly.<br />
Because Lazarus <i>really </i>needs a little brother named Jesus.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T21:18:37Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:14009295</id>
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    <title>Comment from Trai_Dep on 2009-07-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>Trai_Dep</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14005158" rel="nofollow">korybing</a>: Me, dressed in my Maurice Sendak finest, and you in your Triassic finery, would have made <b>quite </b>the tea-playing couple. The other children would have been green with envy and our parents would have been beaming with pride.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T21:16:11Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:14008507</id>
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    <title>Comment from econobiker on 2009-07-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>econobiker</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5305625/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards#c13994057" rel="nofollow">Raekwon</a>: It can be done- see the report of the gold spray bombed stuff that Rob from cockeyed.com sent to one of those gold places...</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T20:51:02Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:14007792</id>
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    <title>Comment from MauriceCallidice on 2009-07-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>MauriceCallidice</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14004746" rel="nofollow">vim876</a>: <br />
John Henschen: "My kid is pretty bright, and we love him and care about him, so despite the various taunts and negative comments here I think he'll be ok.</p>
<p>vim876: "Well I'm more above average, so there.  Ha ha."</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-07-02T20:27:07Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:14006561</id>
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    <title>Comment from skc15 on 2009-07-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>skc15</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13997176" rel="nofollow">MyPetFly</a>:  Well played.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-07-02T19:40:46Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:14006518</id>
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    <title>Comment from SacraBos on 2009-07-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>SacraBos</name>
        <uri>http://www.sacrabos.com</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.sacrabos.com">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13997176" rel="nofollow">MyPetFly</a>: I see a red Swingline stapler in this kids future.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T19:39:29Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:14006476</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c14006476" />
    <title>Comment from SacraBos on 2009-07-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>SacraBos</name>
        <uri>http://www.sacrabos.com</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.sacrabos.com">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13994083" rel="nofollow">John Henschen</a>: And since it's on the Internet, it will turn up during a job interview when he's older.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T19:38:19Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:14006437</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c14006437" />
    <title>Comment from SacraBos on 2009-07-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>SacraBos</name>
        <uri>http://www.sacrabos.com</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.sacrabos.com">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13998277" rel="nofollow">Trai_Dep</a>: No, no, no.  He can haz Cheezeburger.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T19:37:13Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:14005976</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c14005976" />
    <title>Comment from HogwartsAlum on 2009-07-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>HogwartsAlum</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13994008" rel="nofollow">socialSTD</a>:</p>
<p>I laughed because with that blond hair, the expression on his face and the red-eye, he looks just like one of the kids in Village of the Damned.</p>
<p>But he's cute. And Lazarus is a kick-ass name.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T19:20:07Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:14005920</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c14005920" />
    <title>Comment from HogwartsAlum on 2009-07-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>HogwartsAlum</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14000567" rel="nofollow">kbrook</a>:</p>
<p>Yikes!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T19:17:25Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:14005335</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c14005335" />
    <title>Comment from Kaellorian on 2009-07-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>Kaellorian</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14000099" rel="nofollow">RandomHookup</a>: Why don't you have a seat ...</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T18:53:54Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:14005291</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c14005291" />
    <title>Comment from korybing on 2009-07-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>korybing</name>
        <uri>http://korybingaman.com</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://korybingaman.com">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13994083" rel="nofollow">John Henschen</a>: Embarrassing your children is a god-given RIGHT.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T18:52:04Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:14005243</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c14005243" />
    <title>Comment from Elcheecho on 2009-07-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>Elcheecho</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14004110" rel="nofollow">CFinWV</a>: @<a href="#c13998627" rel="nofollow">SunnyLea</a>: it doesn't look like the same kid.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T18:50:01Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:14005158</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c14005158" />
    <title>Comment from korybing on 2009-07-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>korybing</name>
        <uri>http://korybingaman.com</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://korybingaman.com">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13998153" rel="nofollow">Trai_Dep</a>: I think the lederhosen  is cute. But I spent the majority of my youth in a green stegosaurus costume so maybe I'm not the best judge of children's outfits.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T18:45:59Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:14004746</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c14004746" />
    <title>Comment from vim876 on 2009-07-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>vim876</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14003920" rel="nofollow">John Henschen</a>: I taught myself to read at 2 and 1/2.  It's not particularly special.  People develop at different paces.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T18:25:30Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:14004706</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c14004706" />
    <title>Comment from vim876 on 2009-07-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>vim876</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13994797" rel="nofollow">Nakko</a>: Or he could just pay for the therapy with the card.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T18:23:11Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:14004684</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c14004684" />
    <title>Comment from vim876 on 2009-07-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>vim876</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13998836" rel="nofollow">Framling</a>: <br />
We don't have contests, but as I remind my dad (the one with the thin skin in the family), its when we STOP mocking someone that they should worry.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T18:22:06Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:14004500</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c14004500" />
    <title>Comment from GiselleBeardchen on 2009-07-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>GiselleBeardchen</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>Is Lazarus bringing the Hitler Youth back from the dead?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T18:11:52Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:14004297</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c14004297" />
    <title>Comment from John Henschen on 2009-07-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>John Henschen</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14004119" rel="nofollow">CFinWV</a>: He has, in fact, gotten his ant farm. We got tired of him wandering around the house asking, "Is this gold? How about this, is this gold? This looks like silver, do they take silver at cash4gold.com?"<br />
However, the ant farm did not come with ants. We're trying to decide if we're going to go hunting for a queen and her minions in our yard, or if we're going to fork over an additional $5.95 and have them shipped to us. I vote for having one shipped to us. It would be like having a foreign dignitary living in our house. Oooh! It would be like we're an embassy!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T17:53:15Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:14004119</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c14004119" />
    <title>Comment from CFinWV on 2009-07-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>CFinWV</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14003920" rel="nofollow">John Henschen</a>: Did he get his ant farm?  :)</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T17:33:33Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:14004110</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c14004110" />
    <title>Comment from CFinWV on 2009-07-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>CFinWV</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13997176" rel="nofollow">MyPetFly</a>: With a grenade!  Love it!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T17:32:14Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:14003929</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c14003929" />
    <title>Comment from John Henschen on 2009-07-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>John Henschen</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c14000745" rel="nofollow">H3ion</a>: That's the plan! My dad did the exact same thing to me and now its my turn. Hell, half the reason for having kids is so that you can take embarrassing pictures of them. The other half is so that you can treat them like a helper monkey and train them to get you beers from the fridge.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T17:04:55Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:14003920</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c14003920" />
    <title>Comment from John Henschen on 2009-07-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>John Henschen</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13999605" rel="nofollow">INsano</a>: His dad, me, is quite clever thank you very much. I'm not concerned that he will be exploited or kidnapped etc. I was quite aware that by posting here using my Facebook account would give away his last name and frankly, I didn't care. When he saw that he was on the internet he was pretty pleased with himself and he was adamant that he should have been able to get his credit card. The boy is brilliant, if I do say so myself. He taught himself to read at 3 and the last time we had him tested, when he was 4, he tested at a 16yr old level. I dare say that he's smarter than a good number of the people reading this post.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T17:02:10Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:14003886</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c14003886" />
    <title>Comment from John Henschen on 2009-07-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>John Henschen</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13994797" rel="nofollow">Nakko</a>: Oooooh, I think I WILL get him the card and get myself a Segway. He'd appreciate the Heelys. He's always wanted a pair.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T16:54:43Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:14003344</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c14003344" />
    <title>Comment from wvFrugan on 2009-07-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>wvFrugan</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="#c14000478" rel="nofollow">Trai_Dep</a>: <br />You may be right &amp; I may be more concerned than I should be. I am older than most posters here, so maybe it's a generational thing. I am not a fear monger though, nor do I worry or scare easily. However, I have had foster kids &amp; seen the exploitation that occurs: but your making me think reminds me that each of them was abused in awful ways by those they already knew &amp; should have been able to trust to look after their interests.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T14:51:58Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:14000745</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c14000745" />
    <title>Comment from H3ion on 2009-07-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>H3ion</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>Lazarus's parents should take that photo, blow it up to poster size, and display it at his wedding.  His parents won't have to disinherit him because he'll do that himself.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T08:18:24Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:14000567</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c14000567" />
    <title>Comment from kbrook on 2009-07-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>kbrook</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13993718" rel="nofollow">Sheogorath</a>: A friend named his daughter Lilith Kali.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T08:03:33Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:14000478</id>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c14000478" />
    <title>Comment from Trai_Dep on 2009-07-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>Trai_Dep</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13998620" rel="nofollow">wvFrugan</a>: Oh please. Life isn't a bad movie-of-the-week. Millions of kids (adults, even) go out daily without having their kidneys harvested.<br />
And, stop watching cable or local TV news, you'll be much happier.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T07:53:33Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:14000417</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c14000417" />
    <title>Comment from mewyn dyner on 2009-07-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>mewyn dyner</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>No references to Santos L. Halper?  That's the best way to get a card.  Now where's my new dog, here Laddie!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T07:48:22Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:14000223</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c14000223" />
    <title>Comment from Garrett Manion on 2009-07-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>Garrett Manion</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13994717" rel="nofollow">kexline</a>: <br />
not everyone reads the comments anyway and by not putting it in the main story it helps to obscure the child's name from any number of things that the internet could heap upon him.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T07:29:10Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:14000192</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c14000192" />
    <title>Comment from Vanilla5 on 2009-07-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>Vanilla5</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13999017" rel="nofollow">Where The Mild Things Are</a>: Agreed. A little "disemvoweling" is in order on some comments.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T07:26:00Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:14000181</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c14000181" />
    <title>Comment from Vanilla5 on 2009-07-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>Vanilla5</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13994797" rel="nofollow">Nakko</a>: I would've gone for Heelys with skulls on the side.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T07:24:44Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:14000099</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c14000099" />
    <title>Comment from RandomHookup on 2009-07-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>RandomHookup</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>I find that soliciting children is never a good idea.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T07:17:29Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13999605</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13999605" />
    <title>Comment from INsano on 2009-07-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>INsano</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13998620" rel="nofollow">wvFrugan</a>: Let's hope his dad was a bit more clever than that, but I doubt it, and it is disturbing.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T06:31:56Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13999520</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13999520" />
    <title>Comment from jenjen on 2009-07-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>jenjen</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13998277" rel="nofollow">Trai_Dep</a>: eating a CUPCAKE.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T06:24:54Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13999515</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13999515" />
    <title>Comment from Sheogorath on 2009-07-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>Sheogorath</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13994295" rel="nofollow">John Henschen</a>:</p>
<p>They look pretty demonic in the pic there :P</p>
<p>I bet he will, though.  Man, if I was E-Famous at that age I would've loved it.</p>
<p>Man, it's too bad.  My early childhood ended right around the time the internet began.  Alas for the march of technology.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T06:24:25Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13999336</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13999336" />
    <title>Comment from Paul Heinrichs on 2009-07-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>Paul Heinrichs</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13993668" rel="nofollow">Bluth_Cornballer</a>: What an astute observation! Where is the +2 function?!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T06:13:01Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13999017</id>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13999017" />
    <title>Comment from Where The Mild Things Are on 2009-07-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>Where The Mild Things Are</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13997689" rel="nofollow">Suaveydavey</a>: Seriously.  I wish Consumerist would bring back a comment moderator for threads like this.</p>
<p>I think the kid is freakin' adorable, and the ant farm bit is priceless.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T05:45:48Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13998836</id>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13998836" />
    <title>Comment from Framling on 2009-07-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>Framling</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="#c13994391" rel="nofollow">Roy Hobbs</a>: You'll know it's working when he starts trying to embarrass you right back.</p><br />
<p>When I was in middle school, my mom and I had embarrassment contests that'd go back and forth for months.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T05:26:17Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13998627</id>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13998627" />
    <title>Comment from SunnyLea on 2009-07-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>SunnyLea</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13997176" rel="nofollow">MyPetFly</a>: Fab. I love it! I love the lederhosen too, though.</p>
<p>You should totally let him have a credit card.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T05:09:04Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13998620</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13998620" />
    <title>Comment from wvFrugan on 2009-07-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>wvFrugan</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>OK, I'm a little freaked that this boy's picture &amp; now his full name (outed by his dad's post with his screename having the family last name) are out there. This thread needs to go away NOW. He's a cute kid &amp; this looks like a great family. I think the snarky little comments are harmless enough (maybe not the nicest but oh well), the kid/family might actually find them entertaining (I would). There are, however, enough truely evil people out there who would exploit this for not so good satisfaction.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T05:08:05Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13998277</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13998277" />
    <title>Comment from Trai_Dep on 2009-07-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>Trai_Dep</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13996085" rel="nofollow">ClockOnTheStove</a>: Holding two cats, dressed as a cat, EATING CAKE!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T04:36:28Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13998266</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13998266" />
    <title>Comment from Trai_Dep on 2009-07-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>Trai_Dep</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13994401" rel="nofollow">calquist</a>: Holding two cats while DRESSED as a cat!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T04:35:50Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13998153</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13998153" />
    <title>Comment from Trai_Dep on 2009-07-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>Trai_Dep</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13994295" rel="nofollow">John Henschen</a>: Your kid is aces. And you've done an awesome job.<br />
Get him to think bigger though. Instead of ant farms, I was weighing whether I'd be a more fit King of Atlantis (always liked to swim, so it seemed a perfect fit at the time) or Southern Florida (Disneyword. [Season pass * infinity]. Enough said).<br />
Luckily for Florida (let alone Atlantis), my cagey parents got me a frog &amp; terrarium, which distracted me from my despotic phase.</p>
<p>And while lederhosen are outstanding, have mom contemplate something from <i>Where The Wild Things Are</i> the next time she's cooling her heels.<br />
There aren't enough kids with floppy tails, glow-in-the-dark fangs and felt horns roaming the streets these days.</p>
<p>Really awesome!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T04:27:23Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13997794</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13997794" />
    <title>Comment from Trai_Dep on 2009-07-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>Trai_Dep</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13997728" rel="nofollow">Trai_Dep</a>: Or Tarzan loincloth. Depending on the age when Emperor Trai took over Southern Florida.<br />
Well, to be more precise, Boy.<br />
(Leopard skin doesn't chafe, btw)</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T04:01:49Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13997777</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13997777" />
    <title>Comment from varro on 2009-07-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>varro</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13994044" rel="nofollow">TurboWagon00</a>: Buck Bundy!</p>
<p>My fraternity got a Citibank Chicago Bears credit card back in the 1990s - in the name of the moosehead in the TV room.  (The moosehead - "Moritmer Moose" - actually had a credit rating because the utilities were hooked up in its name...)</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T04:00:27Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13997728</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13997728" />
    <title>Comment from Trai_Dep on 2009-07-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>Trai_Dep</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13993677" rel="nofollow">Harry Pothead</a>: Yeah,that's one cool kid. And pretty good parents that they'd raise a young 'en like that.<br />
My mom's son, on the other hand, would have maxed out the cards, flown to the Bahamas for a quick knighthood, then bought Disneyworld and ruled it forever as my private kingdom.<br />
But in a sarong. Because even as a child, I'd have worried about the leather chafing.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T03:56:57Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13997689</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13997689" />
    <title>Comment from Suaveydavey on 2009-07-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>Suaveydavey</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>I know it's going to cause a shitstorm, but...</p><br />
<p>Wont someone think of the children?</p><br />
<p>He's just a little boy. Some of these posts are like they are talking about the clerk at the returns desk at WalMart.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T03:54:00Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13997176</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13997176" />
    <title>Comment from MyPetFly on 2009-07-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>MyPetFly</name>
        <uri>n/a</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="n/a">
        <![CDATA[<p>Here's another photo of Lazarus, taken at a local park:</p>
<p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T03:25:31Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13997028</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13997028" />
    <title>Comment from ngoandy on 2009-07-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>ngoandy</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>Which is the bigger crime?</p>
<p>The credit card company sending an application to the child.</p>
<p>Or</p>
<p>The parent who named their kid Lazarrus and also posted a picture of him in Lederhosen on the internet.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T03:19:02Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13996872</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13996872" />
    <title>Comment from Laura Northrup on 2009-07-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>Laura Northrup</name>
        <uri>http://www.lauriebird.com</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.lauriebird.com">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13994717" rel="nofollow">kexline</a>: I (author of the post) obscured the name, since I didn't know John commented here using his Facebook account.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T03:10:23Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13996767</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13996767" />
    <title>Comment from gglockner on 2009-07-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>gglockner</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>This isn't news. When you sign up for a frequent flyer number, you get tons of junk mail, particularly from the accompanying credit cards. My son has gotten these offers for years.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T03:05:13Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13996508</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13996508" />
    <title>Comment from Galactica on 2009-07-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>Galactica</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13994295" rel="nofollow">John Henschen</a>: forward to www.awkwardfamilyphotos.com</p>
]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T02:53:29Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13996486</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13996486" />
    <title>Comment from Galactica on 2009-07-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>Galactica</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13993718" rel="nofollow">Sheogorath</a>: Anytime anyone starts a sentence with "no offense, but..." it means someone's about to say something offensive.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T02:52:46Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13996452</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13996452" />
    <title>Comment from Galactica on 2009-07-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>Galactica</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>This family has bigger fish to fry than that credit card offer.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T02:51:16Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13996160</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13996160" />
    <title>Comment from kabuk1 on 2009-07-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>kabuk1</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13995354" rel="nofollow">Trenton Ray</a>:</p>
<p>MAGNUS.</p>
<p>This will be the name of any male child or pet that I acquire in the future.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T02:40:09Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13996139</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13996139" />
    <title>Comment from Fanboy1217 on 2009-07-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>Fanboy1217</name>
        <uri>http://fanboythoughts.com</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://fanboythoughts.com">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13994044" rel="nofollow">TurboWagon00</a>: Santos L Halper or Rusty Shackleford</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T02:39:00Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13996085</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13996085" />
    <title>Comment from ClockOnTheStove on 2009-07-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>ClockOnTheStove</name>
        <uri>n/a</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="n/a">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13994401" rel="nofollow">calquist</a>: and cake!!!1</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T02:36:37Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13995652</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13995652" />
    <title>Comment from Roy Hobbs on 2009-07-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>Roy Hobbs</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13994692" rel="nofollow">zentex</a>: Of course I do.  I'm the Natural.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T02:18:30Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13995354</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13995354" />
    <title>Comment from Trenton Ray on 2009-07-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>Trenton Ray</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13994295" rel="nofollow">John Henschen</a>:</p>
<p>Lazarus is an AWESOME name. I don't see how people don't agree. The only cooler name is Magnus, or possibly Thor. It's just unique and ultra powerful; heck, he at 7-years-old could have gotten SkyMiles for simply having such a badass name.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T02:06:42Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13995213</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13995213" />
    <title>Comment from CFinWV on 2009-07-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>CFinWV</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13994938" rel="nofollow">ClockOnTheStove</a>: Agreed, that pic rocks!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T02:01:07Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13995175</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13995175" />
    <title>Comment from CFinWV on 2009-07-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>CFinWV</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13993677" rel="nofollow">Harry Pothead</a>: Seriously, Lazarus wearing Lederhosen... I think the kid deserves an ant farm!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T01:59:41Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13995155</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13995155" />
    <title>Comment from dmolavi on 2009-07-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>dmolavi</name>
        <uri>http://www.nukedgallery.net</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.nukedgallery.net">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13994295" rel="nofollow">John Henschen</a>: So much for redacting your kid's last name, you just gave it away w/ your username here :)</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T01:58:47Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13995014</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13995014" />
    <title>Comment from katstermonster on 2009-07-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>katstermonster</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13994008" rel="nofollow">socialSTD</a>: My mother will surely tell you that it's not about sending the best picture... perhaps they sent it for entertainment value? I'm mean enough to do that to my kids someday.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T01:53:38Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13994938</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13994938" />
    <title>Comment from ClockOnTheStove on 2009-07-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>ClockOnTheStove</name>
        <uri>n/a</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="n/a">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13994083" rel="nofollow">John Henschen</a>: The pic is perfection!  He makes me want to nosh on some struesal kuchen while whistling Edelweiss.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T01:50:37Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13994812</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13994812" />
    <title>Comment from grumpymo on 2009-07-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>grumpymo</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>Try having a brother that LOOKED like Damien... when the movie first came out.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T01:45:56Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13994797</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13994797" />
    <title>Comment from Nakko on 2009-07-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>Nakko</name>
        <uri>http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v475/nakko/</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v475/nakko/">
        <![CDATA[<p>Imagine this kid Lazarus coolly whipping out his AmEx. I want to see that lederhosen paired with $300 Oakleys, and a Segway!!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T01:45:22Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13994717</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13994717" />
    <title>Comment from kexline on 2009-07-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>kexline</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>John, one point of honest confusion ... what's the point of obscuring your child's name in the post, but replying here under your real name?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T01:42:29Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13994692</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13994692" />
    <title>Comment from zentex on 2009-07-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>zentex</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13994391" rel="nofollow">Roy Hobbs</a>: you sir, know what it's all about.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T01:41:29Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13994685</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13994685" />
    <title>Comment from HiPwr on 2009-07-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>HiPwr</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5305625/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards#c13994083" rel="nofollow">John Henschen</a>: You're destined for an old folks' home where the staff shaves your head and sells your hair to make wigs.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T01:41:12Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13994613</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13994613" />
    <title>Comment from Laura Northrup on 2009-07-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>Laura Northrup</name>
        <uri>http://www.lauriebird.com</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.lauriebird.com">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13994381" rel="nofollow">John Henschen</a>: So not Santos L. Halper.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T01:38:29Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13994401</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13994401" />
    <title>Comment from calquist on 2009-07-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>calquist</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13994008" rel="nofollow">socialSTD</a>: Yeah, he should have appealed to the Consumerist audience and took a picture of his kid holding a cat. Or better: two cats!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T01:31:21Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13994399</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13994399" />
    <title>Comment from JayCutlerhurtsmyhead on 2009-07-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>JayCutlerhurtsmyhead</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13993718" rel="nofollow">Sheogorath</a>: Talk about blaming the victim! The CC companies are trying to goad him into life-destroying spending, John up here's making him wear lederhosen and you go and pick on the kid?</p>
<p>At least give him a beer if you're going to dress him like that.</p>
]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T01:31:13Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13994391</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13994391" />
    <title>Comment from Roy Hobbs on 2009-07-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>Roy Hobbs</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13994083" rel="nofollow">John Henschen</a>: Never, ever, pass up a chance to embarrass your children.  Our parents did it to us, and we get to pass along the favor.</p>
<p>Just in case, though, you might want to fully fund your health savings account for the inevitable counseling.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T01:31:00Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13994381</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13994381" />
    <title>Comment from John Henschen on 2009-07-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>John Henschen</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13994073" rel="nofollow">Blueskylaw</a>: His name was Gary. Not nearly as good as if it had been something like Sparky or Noodles McBarksalot.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T01:30:37Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13994372</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13994372" />
    <title>Comment from calquist on 2009-07-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>calquist</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13994057" rel="nofollow">Raekwon</a>: Same here, when I was 9 I got a medal detector for Christmas which I begged and begged and begged for. I think it only fueled my current addiction pf selling all my possessions on ebay.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T01:30:24Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13994368</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13994368" />
    <title>Comment from clairedeloony on 2009-07-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>clairedeloony</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5305625/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards#c13994083" rel="nofollow">John Henschen</a>: They're just adorable. Which is probably why he hates them.</p><br />
<p>Tell him good luck on his quest for ant farm funding!</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T01:30:11Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13994295</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13994295" />
    <title>Comment from John Henschen on 2009-07-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>John Henschen</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13993718" rel="nofollow">Sheogorath</a>: Yes, his hair turns white in the summer. And the blue eyes turn demonic. This is one of those things you do to scar your kids for life. ;) Actually, he will be ecstatic that he's on the internet.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T01:28:07Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13994192</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13994192" />
    <title>Comment from Saboth on 2009-07-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>Saboth</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13994117" rel="nofollow">italianscallion33</a>:</p>
<p>I dunno, that kid looks like an older version of my little brother (who is 4). Yeah, he is pretty damienish. I think it is the hyper white blonde hair, causing him to look like he has no eyebrows.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T01:24:36Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13994117</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13994117" />
    <title>Comment from italianscallion33 on 2009-07-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>italianscallion33</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13993718" rel="nofollow">Sheogorath</a>: How can you preface that with "no offense"? Jerk. He's a little kid.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T01:22:42Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13994083</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13994083" />
    <title>Comment from John Henschen on 2009-07-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>John Henschen</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>That picture was sent because it was funny, and he despised the lederhosen.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T01:21:34Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13994073</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13994073" />
    <title>Comment from Blueskylaw on 2009-07-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>Blueskylaw</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>What was the dog's name?</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T01:21:12Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13994057</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13994057" />
    <title>Comment from Raekwon on 2009-07-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>Raekwon</name>
        <uri>http://sefjwm.blogspot.com/</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://sefjwm.blogspot.com/">
        <![CDATA[<p>I also am interested in the Cash4Gold effect.  As a child I always was looking for things to sell to make money for silly toys my folks wouldn't buy me.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T01:20:39Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13994044</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13994044" />
    <title>Comment from TurboWagon00 on 2009-07-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>TurboWagon00</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>So, unless the Simpsons has lied to me, I should be able to get a line of credit in the name of my pet - zany consequence-free hijinks will ensue, no ?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T01:20:14Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13994039</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13994039" />
    <title>Comment from socialSTD on 2009-07-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>socialSTD</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13994008" rel="nofollow">socialSTD</a>: *of* their kid...</p>
<p>edit button please!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T01:19:59Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13994008</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13994008" />
    <title>Comment from socialSTD on 2009-07-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>socialSTD</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>Out of all the pictures their kid they probably could have sent, they sent this one.</p>
<p>Really? That's the best picture you have?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T01:19:05Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13993941</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13993941" />
    <title>Comment from IphtashuFitz on 2009-07-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>IphtashuFitz</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>Reminds me of Macaulay Culkin.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T01:16:43Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13993724</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13993724" />
    <title>Comment from Nighthawke on 2009-07-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>Nighthawke</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>They are getting unscrupulous of what is on those mail lists they are buying.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T01:09:23Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13993718</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13993718" />
    <title>Comment from Sheogorath on 2009-07-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>Sheogorath</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>No offence to the OP, but that is one creepy kid.<br />
And the fact that his name is Lazarus does not help at all.</p>
<p>Seriously, that's almost as bad as Damien.  You're just ASKING for your child to grow up to become the Anti-Christ.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T01:09:12Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13993703</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13993703" />
    <title>Comment from Anonymous on 2009-07-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>Anonymous</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>Both of my kids (ages 5 & 3) just received the same offer from Northwest/Amex.  They are extremely excited at the prospect of being able to go to Disney World "any time" they want!  Both offers also came with the cardboard mockup of the credit card so they think that's all they need for their future travel needs.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T01:08:53Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13993677</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13993677" />
    <title>Comment from WelcomeToMyWorld on 2009-07-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>WelcomeToMyWorld</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>I love the Lederhosen! :-)</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T01:08:01Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625-comment:13993668</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5305625" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/07/credit-card-companies-return-to-soliciting-children-household-pets-for-cards.html#c13993668" />
    <title>Comment from Bluth_Cornballer on 2009-07-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>Bluth_Cornballer</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>See, he dresses for success and the banks take notice.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-07-02T01:07:48Z</published>
  </entry>


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