It's for Lanvin chocolate...dang near sprayed Coke on my monitor when I saw his 'stache react.

Jeeezus, now look what you've started.

I shall keep you locked in my memory with all other things from 8th grade, for that is when I loved you most.

Better to burn out than fade away, boys.

@B1663R: The whole band is there, plus their extra tour member. Thankfully, the caterpillar on Cuomo's lip developed into a butterfly and flew away.

@enriquez the water bottle: I don't know about the talent, but the band certainly turned into a pile of vomit after he left.

I think at this point in his financial ruin, Matt Sharp is working on a lawsuit against Weezer because he was trying to market the Shanket.

DOWn, baby, DOWn1

The last time these guys produced anything of quality, Y2K was fresh on everybody's mind. Quite the shame that the Weezer that gave us modern classic like Blue, Pinkerton, and Green have become the walking punchline that they are today.

And @raygun21: I don't think you're using the inclusion of Petra Haden and Maya Rudolph as a bad thing, are you? Matt Sharp might not have been a bandleader or front man, but he had some great bass lines and songwriting ability, and if you saw Weezer in the Blue Album/Pinkerton era, he was their stage presence, as Rivers was very shy.

Rivers isn't the only one in the band.

Gaaahhh. I now have that song on the brain. Only with, of course, the word "Snuggie" in there.

Cheers.

@youbastid: He was in an ad for Nestle White Chocolate.

@calquist: Reminds me of my *Nsync dolls um I mean puppets that still haunt me in my bedroom.

It could work.

I think that's been their entire problem. Apparently Matt Sharp had the talent.

But Sharp would have vetoed the Snuggie, so, good thing he's gone, am I right?

...hm, no, doesn't work.

* But like dude, that evil magazine totally made her. Totally!

I thought this type of ironic merchandising went out of style years ago. Hell, it probably went out of style after Salvador Dali did it (Google/Bing/Wolfram Alpha Nestle and Dali). Oh, and I hate Weezer.

"What's a Wuggie?"

/barf