var json_comments = new Array("<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-13766907\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=326283\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=326283\">pianos101</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13766907\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-21T16:18:15-05:00\">June 21, 2009  4:18 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13766907);\">Moderate</a> |</span>	<script type=\"text/javascript\" src=\"http://consumerist.com/mt-static/plugins/Moderate/moderate.js\"></script>	<script type=\"text/javascript\">		successMsg = \"\";	</script><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13766907');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>I think I just need to point out that Fios phone service is NOT internet based and is NOT VOIP, like you would get from the cable company. Fios phone runs on regular old copper wire in your house, but is just transferred to fiber between your house and the Verizon office.</p><p>That said, yes, in a power failure you will have about 24 hours of battery to run your phones (and only your phones). But Fios is much more reliable than cable (VOIP) and the quality is better too (even better than POTS). Debbie should upgrade, since these days power outages are somewhat rare and everyone has cell phones anyway.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13766907, 'pianos101')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->																					<div class=\"num-replies\">15 replies</div>	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-13774485\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=15848\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=15848\">FLConsumer</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13774485\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-22T04:45:05-05:00\">June 22, 2009  4:45 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13774485);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13774485');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c13766907\" rel=\"nofollow\">pianos101</a>: Fios' voice channel is VoIP for all practical purposes.  And the battery they give you is worthless.  They claim 8 hrs but that's when the battery is brand new.  Verizon's subs like to install these batteries into unconditioned spaces where the battery life is substantially reduced.  I'd be surprised if you got 1 hr out of that battery by the 3rd year.  Living in hurricane country, cable TV is usually the first to go (including their phone &amp; internet services), power next, then usually telco.</p><p>VoIP doesn't have to be the unreliable, low-budget, low-service crap Vonage and others push.  Most new enterprise phone systems (PBXs) are VoIP.  I've run enterprise-grade VoIP for 4 years now. Three hurricanes later, our VoIP PBX, microwave uplinks and fiber connections were the only things that were reliable.  The local telco's POTS service was down for most of the area, despite the majority of the telco's infrastructure being underground.  2 weeks without POTS service for some businesses we work with.  We provided two other firms with phone service until the ILEC got their stuff together and restored service.   They've since switched over to VoIP.  But again, HUGE difference between what we're running and Vonage.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13774485, 'FLConsumer')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->                    <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-13770392\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=964225\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=964225\">SW</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13770392\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-21T22:08:15-05:00\">June 21, 2009 10:08 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13770392);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13770392');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c13766907\" rel=\"nofollow\">pianos101</a>: Voice delivered via FIOS can be either VOIP or Tradition TDM.  It all depends on the configuation back in the CO.  In some configurations the line will be resident in a class 5 digital switch.  In other configures the line would go to VOIP switch that is connected to the PSTN via high speed trunking. The service from both are identical from a user stand point, with full E911 support.  As other have stated the ont has a battery backup, as far as how long that really depends on the make and manufacturer of said ont.  But I do believe it is up to 8 hours.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13770392, 'SW')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->                    <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-13769515\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=877141\"><img        src=\"/mt-static/support/assets_c/userpics/userpic-877141-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=877141\">MikeM_inMD</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13769515\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-21T20:45:38-05:00\">June 21, 2009  8:45 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13769515);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13769515');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c13766907\" rel=\"nofollow\">pianos101</a>: When I got FIOS installed, I was told that the battery was good for THREE hours, not 24.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13769515, 'MikeM_inMD')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-13774267\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\">opusdei    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a 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class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13773376\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-22T02:17:49-05:00\">June 22, 2009  2:17 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13773376);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13773376');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p><p>@<a href=\"#c13769515\" rel=\"nofollow\">MikeM_inMD</a>: I think it depends on the battery backup unit you have. When you lose power, FiOS turns off your CATV and your Internet connection to conserve power. I ran once on about 36 hours standby time, or about 4 hours talk time before it goes into \"Emergency Mode\". When the battery reaches 20% capacity, it turns everything off and you need to press a button on the battery unit to manually turn on the service. If this is not enough, you can always connect the FiOS power unit to a UPS (which will also keep your TV and internet alive if you happen to have a laptop or your a UPS on your desktop.</p></p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13773376, 'Rachacha')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>     <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->                    <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-13767430\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=867044\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=867044\">Rvolution</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13767430\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-21T17:20:02-05:00\">June 21, 2009  5:20 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13767430);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13767430');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c13766907\" rel=\"nofollow\">pianos101</a>: Fios is all on fiber.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13767430, 'Rvolution')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-13774256\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\">opusdei    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13774256\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-22T04:08:03-05:00\">June 22, 2009  4:08 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13774256);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13774256');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c13767430\" rel=\"nofollow\">Révolution</a>: Fios is all on fiber until reaches your home, where it switches to copper. The speed of a given network relies on it's weakest link, which in this case is the copper lines in everybody's home. <br />  Doesn't mean much though. Internet speeds up to 100Mb and faster are easily achieved on copper networks.<br />  What they are advertising with Fios is that the fiber makes all the difference, when in reality it's the fact that fiber lines are much less susceptible to RF interference, and squirrels. Squirrels are the bain of any lineman's existence. They DO chew the shit out of cable and phone lines for some reason. It is a REAL problem, but not one that should be used to pitch a service that is twice as expensive as normal phone service.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13774256, 'opusdei')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->                    <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-13773437\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=49638\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=49638\">miquonranger03</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13773437\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-22T02:23:24-05:00\">June 22, 2009  2:23 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13773437);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13773437');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c13767430\" rel=\"nofollow\">Révolution</a>: Actually, Comcast now runs on fiber completely in the areas where it is available; otherwise, DOCSIS 3.0 wouldn't work.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13773437, 'miquonranger03')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>     <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->                    <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-13767245\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=680046\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=680046\">ekzachtly</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13767245\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-21T16:57:36-05:00\">June 21, 2009  4:57 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13767245);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13767245');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c13766907\" rel=\"nofollow\">pianos101</a>: Clearly you have never lived in a part of America where power outages are a normal part of any real thunderstorm. I feel for ya, Debbie.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13767245, 'ekzachtly')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->                    <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-13767011\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=355288\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-355288-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=355288\">ViperBorg</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13767011\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-21T16:29:52-05:00\">June 21, 2009  4:29 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13767011);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13767011');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c13766907\" rel=\"nofollow\">pianos101</a>: Are you trying to get a promotion at Verizon?</p><p>I smell a troll.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13767011, 'ViperBorg')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-13767030\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=966198\"><img        src=\"/mt-static/support/assets_c/userpics/userpic-966198-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=966198\">bkdlays</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13767030\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-21T16:33:14-05:00\">June 21, 2009  4:33 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13767030);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13767030');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c13767011\" rel=\"nofollow\">OMG! ThePrincessIsInAnotherCastle!</a>:</p><p>I agree.  She specifically said she has power outages..  Sounds like a VZ plug if Ive heard one.</p><p>I hate VZ!</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13767030, 'bkdlays')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>     <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->                    <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-13766984\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=757497\"><img        src=\"/mt-static/support/assets_c/userpics/userpic-757497-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=757497\">t0ph</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13766984\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-21T16:26:27-05:00\">June 21, 2009  4:26 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13766984);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13766984');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c13766907\" rel=\"nofollow\">pianos101</a>: I guess you missed the part where she says that \"we lose power regularly where we live\"</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13766984, 't0ph')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->                    <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-13766979\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=63807\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-63807-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=63807\">Michael Belisle</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13766979\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-21T16:25:50-05:00\">June 21, 2009  4:25 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13766979);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13766979');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c13766907\" rel=\"nofollow\">pianos101</a>: FIOS Digital Voice sure <a href=\"http://www.dslreports.com/shownews/Here-Comes-FiOS-Digital-Voice-99652\" rel=\"nofollow\">sounds like VoIP</a>. How else would they run voice over FIOS if not by VoIP? There's nothing wrong with VoIP.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13766979, 'Michael Belisle')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-13769016\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=317705\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-317705-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=317705\">Ragman</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13769016\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-21T20:03:02-05:00\">June 21, 2009  8:03 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13769016);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13769016');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c13766979\" rel=\"nofollow\">Michael Belisle</a>: It doesn't have anything to do with the fiber coming from your house. A POTS connection through Fios still goes through the PSTN.  VoIP is an Internet protocol, and doesn't require the expensive PSTN equipment to setup a call.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13769016, 'Ragman')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->                    <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-13767257\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=326283\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=326283\">pianos101</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13767257\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-21T16:59:22-05:00\">June 21, 2009  4:59 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13767257);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13767257');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c13766979\" rel=\"nofollow\">Michael Belisle</a>: Fios Digital Voice is NOT their \"normal\" Fios phone service. It is a new service that works along with Fios, and can give the option for people to use VOIP and pay per minute. Standard Fios phone is not Digital Voice and is definitely not VOIP. There is no \"limited 911\" service as with regular VOIP, and the battery backup ensures that your phone will work for (more than a \"few\") hours when the power goes out.</p><p>Everyone relax, I don't work for VZ, but if any of you have ever used Fios you would know where I'm coming from, business-issues aside. The technology blows cable out of the water.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13767257, 'pianos101')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-13774568\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=15848\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=15848\">FLConsumer</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13774568\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-22T04:58:56-05:00\">June 22, 2009  4:58 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13774568);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13774568');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c13767257\" rel=\"nofollow\">pianos101</a>: Explain this \"limited 911\" service you talk about. I've never had a problem with 911 service with true carrier-grade VoIP (not consumer-grade).  Even with our PBX feeding 6 different offices in 6 different cities, 911 calls go exactly where they should.</p><p>Battery != usable service after a natural disaster.  What does Verizon propose I do when power's out for 2 weeks?  or 2 months even?  (Ask anyone who went through Hurricane Andrew or Hurricane Ivan, 2 months without power is very much a concern.)</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13774568, 'FLConsumer')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->                    <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-13773428\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=49638\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=49638\">miquonranger03</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13773428\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-22T02:22:45-05:00\">June 22, 2009  2:22 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13773428);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13773428');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c13767257\" rel=\"nofollow\">pianos101</a>: I have used Fios, and besides the fact that it costs almost twice what Comcast costs while offering internet speeds one-twelfth that of Comcast, the picture quality is comparable and the service quality is horrendous. Doesn't come close to blowing ANYTHING out of the water.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13773428, 'miquonranger03')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-13774331\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"http://\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a title=\"http://\" href=\"http://\" rel=\"nofollow\">sn1per420</a>    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13774331\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-22T04:20:05-05:00\">June 22, 2009  4:20 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13774331);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13774331');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c13773428\" rel=\"nofollow\">miquonranger03</a>: oh, and if anyone ever tries telling you that picture quality is comparable between comcast and fios, they are either blind or lying: <a href=\"http://www.avsforum.com/avs-vb/showthread.php?t=1008271\" rel=\"nofollow\">[www.avsforum.com]</a></p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13774331, 'sn1per420')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->                    <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-13774327\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"http://\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a title=\"http://\" href=\"http://\" rel=\"nofollow\">sn1per420</a>    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13774327\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-22T04:18:46-05:00\">June 22, 2009  4:18 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13774327);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13774327');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c13773428\" rel=\"nofollow\">miquonranger03</a>: I have no idea where you live, but in my area (northern NJ), Comcast offers a maximum of 12Mbit/s connection speeds, while FiOS offers up to 50Mbit/s speeds. The cost of Verizon's 20Mbit plan is about the same as Comcast's 12mbit plan (FiOS was $5/month cheaper last time I checked, first 6 month promotional pricing at Comcast notwithstanding). So I really have no idea what you're talking about when you say fios is \"one-twelfth\" the speed of Comcast.</p><p>Also, the FiOS installer told me our battery backup would last <i>eight</i> hours, so that makes three different things that people have heard from them (3, 8, 24 so far)</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13774327, 'sn1per420')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>     <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>     <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>     <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-13766912\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=63807\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-63807-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=63807\">Michael Belisle</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13766912\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-21T16:18:47-05:00\">June 21, 2009  4:18 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13766912);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13766912');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>Sounds like a <a href=\"http://pages.cs.wisc.edu/~ballard/bofh/bofhserver.pl\" rel=\"nofollow\">BOFH excuse</a>.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13766912, 'Michael Belisle')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->								<div class=\"num-replies\">2 replies</div>	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-13769393\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=352646\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-352646-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=352646\">nybiker</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13769393\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-21T20:35:08-05:00\">June 21, 2009  8:35 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13769393);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13769393');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p><p>@<a href=\"#c13766912\" rel=\"nofollow\">Michael Belisle</a>: Thank you for the link.  It will give me more than just PEBKAC.</p></p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13769393, 'nybiker')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->                    <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-13767014\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=355288\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-355288-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=355288\">ViperBorg</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13767014\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-21T16:30:24-05:00\">June 21, 2009  4:30 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13767014);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13767014');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c13766912\" rel=\"nofollow\">Michael Belisle</a>: I agree! Oh, how I've missed reading those. Brings back memories!</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13767014, 'ViperBorg')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-13766971\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=368044\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=368044\">ngoandy</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13766971\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-21T16:25:02-05:00\">June 21, 2009  4:25 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13766971);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13766971');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>I've seen mice eat through fiber where I work.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" 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fiber is no exception.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13767006, 'Wombatish')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-13770324\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=421492\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a 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/></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=444975\">Firesoul1</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13767022\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-21T16:31:55-05:00\">June 21, 2009  4:31 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13767022);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13767022');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>it is fact that fiber lines are protected by a layer of kevlar. that squirrel will not cut that line even if it wanted to. FIOS is a definite upgraded, you get your private line so downloading all day wont affect the connection speed of your neighbors.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13767022, 'Firesoul1')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->									<div class=\"num-replies\">3 replies</div>	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-13777779\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=126086\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-126086-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=126086\">angelzero</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13777779\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-22T14:10:33-05:00\">June 22, 2009  2:10 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13777779);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13777779');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c13767022\" rel=\"nofollow\">Firesoul1</a>: you're on crack if you think rodents can't chew through fiber-optic cabling.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13777779, 'angelzero')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->                    <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-13767680\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=1034061\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-1034061-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=1034061\">morlo</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13767680\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-21T17:45:35-05:00\">June 21, 2009  5:45 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13767680);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13767680');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c13767022\" rel=\"nofollow\">Firesoul1</a>: I don't think Kevlar resists punctures. And DSL is also a \"private line\".</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13767680, 'morlo')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-13770344\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=444975\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-444975-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=444975\">Firesoul1</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13770344\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-21T22:04:30-05:00\">June 21, 2009 10:04 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13770344);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13770344');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c13767680\" rel=\"nofollow\">morlo</a>: <br />lol sorry forgot about that one, thanks. i also heard fiber lines have some special layer of jello or something like that.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13770344, 'Firesoul1')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-13772408\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\">b88    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13772408\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-22T00:54:42-05:00\">June 22, 2009 12:54 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13772408);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13772408');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c13770344\" rel=\"nofollow\">Firesoul1</a>:</p><p>All underground telephone copper or fiber lines have gel in them, or compressed air (<a href=\"http://www.polywater.com/pressure.html\" rel=\"nofollow\">about compressed air cable</a>).</p><p>I don't think FIOS fiber uses kevlar cable. Too expensive. FIOS users aren't paying for 99.999% reliability. 99.999% reliability fiber cable (SLA business grade) that goes to cell towers and businesses is independent and shares nothing except the pole and same manholes (different pipes though). The 99.999% fiber also uses these <a href=\"http://www.optiloop.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">things</a> so if a truck  or tree knocks down the pole, the horseshoe will break (made from plastic) and release the slack cable, the fiber optic cable falls to the ground with the pole and the customer will maintain service. All the phone company has to do is replace the pole, then coil it back up onto the pole. FIOS doesn't do this.</p><p>No matter what, you can always escalate your problem to the state PSC for copper phone service. Who cares if its squirrels, the bogeyman, or terrorists, they are required to repair it each time in a timely manor.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13772408, 'b88')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->                    <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-13772402\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\">Anonymous    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13772402\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-22T00:54:24-05:00\">June 22, 2009 12:54 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13772402);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13772402');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c13770344\" rel=\"nofollow\">Firesoul1</a>: The \"kevlar\" that you speak of is closer to a fiberglas and it's purpose is to protect the optical glass from breaking.  It is more of a strain relief than anything that will keep a squirrel from eating into it.  Take my word for this, as I not only work with the copper and fiber optic cables but have had a squirrel in my fireplace that ate through the metal on my fireplace screen... which is a LOT heavier than anything up on poles.<p>The jel inside the cables does in fact taste bad to most animals ( because they they do in fact love chewing all cables, even coax ) but it doesn't always stop them. </p></p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13772402, '')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>     <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>     <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>    </div>","","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-13767116\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\">Anonymous    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13767116\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-21T16:43:23-05:00\">June 21, 2009  4:43 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13767116);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13767116');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>I know it's fun to bash companies, but at least do a little research before you bash.<p>First, the FIOS ONT (think of the greay network interface box that your copper phone lines hook up into) is backed up with a battery. Depending on the battery, you should have between 6 and 24 hours of phone service. There is no VOIP box that lives in your house. Your home phone wiring plugs into the ONT, which routes the call over Verizon's network. It is NOT like vonage, magicjack, comcast voice, or anything similar. It WILL work if power is out.</p><p>Verizon WILL NOT fix your copper phone lines for you. It's just not worth it. VZ must allow competition over their copper, but they have a monopoly over the FIOS fiber. You can get the same exact phone service, with the same exact rates, with none of the broken downtime due to crappy copper if you switch to FIOS.</p><p>Or, you could be an annoying whiner and just bitch and moan about how Verizon is trying to rip you off. Pick your battles.</p></p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13767116, '')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->							<div class=\"num-replies\">1 replies</div>	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-13777672\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"n/a\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a title=\"n/a\" href=\"n/a\" rel=\"nofollow\">Nick1693</a>    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13777672\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-22T14:05:12-05:00\">June 22, 2009  2:05 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13777672);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13777672');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c13767116\" rel=\"nofollow\">SarupraniButeo</a>: \"<i>It is NOT like vonage, magicjack, comcast voice, or anything similar. It WILL work if power is out.</i>\"</p><p>My CDV works when the power up to about eight hours.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13777672, 'Nick1693')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-13767234\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\">Michael Ortega    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13767234\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-21T16:56:33-05:00\">June 21, 2009  4:56 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13767234);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13767234');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>I just wanted to chime in and say yes the is kinda correct, squirrels do LOVE to chew cable and teleco lines. If you ever all of a sudden start getting a fuzzy cable pic or the Internet starts to act weird it's most likely a squirrel that chewed on either the drop to your house or the hard line on the poles. This isn't so much a problem if your lines are underground but when you live in the city that isn't really a option.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13767234, 'Michael Ortega')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->											<div class=\"num-replies\">5 replies</div>	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-13768414\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=147328\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=147328\">Nighthawke</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13768414\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-21T18:59:20-05:00\">June 21, 2009  6:59 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13768414);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13768414');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c13767234\" rel=\"nofollow\">Michael Ortega</a>: Rodents are an issue when it comes to gnawing through PVC jackets, but they have made advancements in making them unpalatable to them.</p><p>The CSR should have shut his/her yaps when the first NO was uttered, and don't make excuses to keep phone lines from being repaired. They got in deep trouble in Florida with the union and the PUC over neglected copper runs. I think they got nailed for 1.5 millbills for it.</p><p>Did they call a sales line or a residential repair number?</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13768414, 'Nighthawke')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->                    <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-13767310\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=6173\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-6173-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=6173\">Eyebrows McGee (now with more baby!)</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13767310\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-21T17:05:43-05:00\">June 21, 2009  5:05 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13767310);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13767310');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c13767234\" rel=\"nofollow\">Michael Ortega</a>: When I was in college we had a raccoon chew through a in-ground power line and shut off power to close to 50,000 people for several hours. (It being college, people immediately began setting furniture on fire on the quad.)</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13767310, 'Eyebrows McGee (now with more baby!)')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-13772033\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=664105\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-664105-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=664105\">Nicole</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13772033\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-22T00:24:32-05:00\">June 22, 2009 12:24 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13772033);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13772033');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c13767310\" rel=\"nofollow\">Eyebrows McGee (now with more baby!)</a>: We never set anything on fire when we lost power at my college. I feel all left out now. :D I did learn to play RISK during a power outage freshman year though.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13772033, 'Nicole')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-13776645\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=6173\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-6173-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=6173\">Eyebrows McGee (now with more baby!)</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13776645\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-22T12:57:24-05:00\">June 22, 2009 12:57 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13776645);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13776645');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c13772033\" rel=\"nofollow\">Nicole</a>: :D We'd had short power outages all winter because the utility was having problems, and then we had an actual explosion at the backup power plant on campus (an old, coal-fired one) that took out power to the campus by blowing the transformers the city power came in on. So when the power went out to 50,000 people right before finals on one of the first nights it was warm ... I think people just had a lot of pent-up crazy after a long winter, and nothing left to do during power outages after so many of them!</p><p>Nastiest picture of the stupid raccoon, who fried himself to death, next day in the paper, too.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13776645, 'Eyebrows McGee (now with more baby!)')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>     <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->                    <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-13769853\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\">badhatharry    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13769853\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-21T21:16:39-05:00\">June 21, 2009  9:16 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13769853);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13769853');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c13767310\" rel=\"nofollow\">Eyebrows McGee (now with more baby!)</a>: Really?  Did the Lakers win?</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13769853, 'badhatharry')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->                    <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-13768519\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=317705\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-317705-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div 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baby!)</a>: Now that's a college experience!</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13768519, 'Ragman')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>     <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>    </div>","","","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-13767303\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=103994\"><img        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</div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>The price of copper is up, and the Squirrels are is a recession and all it takes is 1 bad squirrel to give all squirrels a bad name...</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13767303, 'coan_net')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-13767360\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=93103\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=93103\">R3PUBLIC0N</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13767360\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-21T17:11:49-05:00\">June 21, 2009  5:11 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13767360);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13767360');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>1. Verizon will eventually phase out all the copper in your neighborhood. They encourage people to do so because copper is expensive and is now inefficient for data transfer compared to fiber.</p><p>2. All Verizon FIOS traffic is inherently digital; it also uses IP. Therefore, all FIOS voice traffic is voice over IP. There is nothing wrong with VOIP, except that you can't carry electricity over plastic/glass fiber and therefore there needs to be electricity along the whole chain.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13767360, 'R3PUBLIC0N')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->									<div class=\"num-replies\">3 replies</div>	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-13773856\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=263717\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=263717\">painfullyblunt</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13773856\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-22T03:08:53-05:00\">June 22, 2009  3:08 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13773856);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13773856');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>FIOS IS NOT VOIP.</p><p>Verizon is rolling out verizon digital voice, only available to Fios customers and it is VOIP.</p><p>REGULAR FIOS IS NOT VOIP. IT IS NOT INTERNET BASED.</p><p>//where the heck do these people come from?</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13773856, 'painfullyblunt')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-13774525\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=15848\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=15848\">FLConsumer</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13774525\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-22T04:52:04-05:00\">June 22, 2009  4:52 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13774525);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13774525');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c13771968\" rel=\"nofollow\">☠Grяrяrяrяrя sings the doom song now!</a>: That's EXPENSIVE for phone service! There's plenty of providers out there &lt; $20/mo for consumer-grade VoIP service.  You can get commercial/carrier-grade VoIP service for $30/mo/channel including LD.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13774525, 'FLConsumer')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>     <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->                    <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-13767704\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=1034061\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-1034061-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=1034061\">morlo</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13767704\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-21T17:47:36-05:00\">June 21, 2009  5:47 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13767704);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13767704');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c13767360\" rel=\"nofollow\">R3PUBLIC0N</a>: I wish they'd hurry up phasing out the copper in my area, and start offering real internet. Maybe I should start coating the wires with peanut butter...</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13767704, 'morlo')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-13767376\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\">Rick Kosbab    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13767376\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-21T17:13:24-05:00\">June 21, 2009  5:13 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13767376);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13767376');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>Just as a point: aerial fiber lines are loved by squirrels the same as copper. There is usually no special protection for aerial fiber. Armored fiber is available, but it still wont protect from trees falling or car vs pole accidents.</p><p>Trust me, they even have tried special coatings to make the fiber taste bad. They still chew it.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13767376, 'Rick Kosbab')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-13767413\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=867044\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=867044\">Rvolution</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13767413\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-21T17:18:10-05:00\">June 21, 2009  5:18 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13767413);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13767413');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>You can get FiOS. When they install Fios, they also install an 8 hour backup battery for the phone. Go for it. Fios owns.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13767413, 'Rvolution')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->								<div class=\"num-replies\">2 replies</div>	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-13777725\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"n/a\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a title=\"n/a\" href=\"n/a\" rel=\"nofollow\">Nick1693</a>    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13777725\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-22T14:07:45-05:00\">June 22, 2009  2:07 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13777725);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13777725');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c13767413\" rel=\"nofollow\">Révolution</a>: I have the same thing with Comcast Digital Voice.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13777725, 'Nick1693')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->                    <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-13770506\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=965713\"><img        src=\"/mt-static/support/assets_c/userpics/userpic-965713-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=965713\">jayphat</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13770506\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-21T22:18:36-05:00\">June 21, 2009 10:18 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13770506);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13770506');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p><p>@<a href=\"#c13767413\" rel=\"nofollow\">Révolution</a>: If you happen to live in a city where its offered. I live in a city of 30K where they project its 3-5 years out, 2-3 years ago.</p></p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13770506, 'jayphat')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>    </div>","","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-13767605\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=101046\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-101046-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=101046\">doctor_cos wants you to remain calm</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13767605\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-21T17:38:14-05:00\">June 21, 2009  5:38 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13767605);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13767605');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>What about those of us with Verizon who cannot yet get FIOS?  (They stopped right up the street.)</p><p>Oh, the horror.  Now I must go out and reason with the squirrels.</p><p>Wait, this is the same Verizon who wouldn't cut a tree branch laying on their line between poles, as their reasoning was it wasn't broken YET.  (They eventually did cut the branch before bad things happened.)</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13767605, 'doctor_cos wants you to remain calm')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-13767612\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=21380\"><img        src=\"/mt-static/support/assets_c/userpics/userpic-21380-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=21380\">Grrrrrrr, now with two buns made of bacon.</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13767612\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-21T17:38:44-05:00\">June 21, 2009  5:38 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13767612);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13767612');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>Come on, Debbie...you don't want those crappy boring old copper phone lines for $30 a month when you can have shiny-new super-duper whiz-bang FiOS for $120 a month!  Come on, be a sport!</p><p>What Verizon didn't mention is that (depending where you live) many of their cables are 20, 40, 50, or in some cases 80 years old.  They are reluctant to repair their copper, because ultimately they'd like to phase it out and they'd much rather put their money into installing fiber than fixing old obsolete copper trunks.</p><p>Squirrels are a problem, but aging infrastructure and neglect is more of a problem.  I think they still have lines in service that were installed by Alexander Graham Bell himself.</p><p>FiOS is awesome if you want high-speed computer service.  If you just want a telephone dial-tone, copper is more than adequate.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13767612, 'Grrrrrrr, now with two buns made of bacon.')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->								<div class=\"num-replies\">2 replies</div>	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-13768486\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\">David Bixenspan    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13768486\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-21T19:05:27-05:00\">June 21, 2009  7:05 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13768486);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13768486');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c13767612\" rel=\"nofollow\">☠Grяrяrяrяrя sings the doom song now!</a>:</p><p>FiOS phone service is $45 for unlimited.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13768486, 'David Bixenspan')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-13771968\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=21380\"><img        src=\"/mt-static/support/assets_c/userpics/userpic-21380-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=21380\">Grrrrrrr, now with two buns made of bacon.</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13771968\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-22T00:20:42-05:00\">June 22, 2009 12:20 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13771968);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13771968');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c13768486\" rel=\"nofollow\">David Bixenspan</a>: That's cheap for phone service if they'll just hook you up with that an nothing else.  I suspect, however, that you have to buy data service too, which would push it up into the $100/mo range.</p><p>Again, comparable to cable and landline/DSL, but expensive if all you want is a dialtone for your landline.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13771968, 'Grrrrrrr, now with two buns made of bacon.')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-13773477\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=49638\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=49638\">miquonranger03</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13773477\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-22T02:26:13-05:00\">June 22, 2009  2:26 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13773477);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13773477');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c13771968\" rel=\"nofollow\">☠Grяrяrяrяrя sings the doom song now!</a>: It's not comparable to cable. I have Comcast, and for about the same price (Fios is more, actually) I get 12 Mbps while Verizon gives me 1 Mbps.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13773477, 'miquonranger03')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-13798093\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=746545\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=746545\">Batmanuel</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13798093\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-23T04:19:45-05:00\">June 23, 2009  4:19 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13798093);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13798093');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c13773477\" rel=\"nofollow\">miquonranger03</a>:</p><p>Your Verizon is probably DSL, not FIOS. My FIOS connection gives me 20/5 internet, quite a few more HD channels, and better image quality. I'm paying $115 a month for internet, HD cable, and Starz, HBO and Showtime while Comcast charged me $130 for slower internet and fewer, lower quality HD channels.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13798093, 'Batmanuel')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>     <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>     <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>     <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-13767658\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\">albokay    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13767658\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-21T17:43:48-05:00\">June 21, 2009  5:43 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13767658);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13767658');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>everyone knows squirrels prefer cable company coax wires over verizons phone wire.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13767658, 'albokay')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-13767694\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=63807\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-63807-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=63807\">Michael Belisle</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13767694\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-21T17:46:31-05:00\">June 21, 2009  5:46 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13767694);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13767694');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c13766907\" rel=\"nofollow\">pianos101</a>: Ah, I see a passing mention of \"standard\" FiOS voice in the fine print. After searching some more, it sort of sounds like POTS  over FiOS is on its way out. I'm convinced that VoIP is the future.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13767694, 'Michael Belisle')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","","","","","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-13768594\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=70468\"><img        src=\"/mt-static/support/assets_c/userpics/userpic-70468-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=70468\">lihtox</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13768594\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-21T19:17:28-05:00\">June 21, 2009  7:17 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13768594);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13768594');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>I have FIOS via AT&amp;T because I want the higher Internet speeds, but I'd hate to see the old copper phone lines go extinct; the battery backup seems like such a shoddy stopgap measure.</p><p>Although, I wonder if a reasonably sized solar panel would be enough to keep the phones operational-- at least for a short time each day?</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13768594, 'lihtox')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->							<div class=\"num-replies\">1 replies</div>	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-13777769\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"n/a\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a title=\"n/a\" href=\"n/a\" rel=\"nofollow\">Nick1693</a>    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13777769\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-22T14:09:37-05:00\">June 22, 2009  2:09 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13777769);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13777769');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c13768594\" rel=\"nofollow\">lihtox</a>: Isn't FiOS via AT&amp;T called U-verse?</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" 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      </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13768749, 'TheDude06')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->							<div class=\"num-replies\">1 replies</div>	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-13776316\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=437778\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-437778-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=437778\">emis</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13776316\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-22T12:12:48-05:00\">June 22, 2009 12:12 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13776316);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13776316');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c13768749\" rel=\"nofollow\">TheDude06</a>: Do those same laws apply to cable providers of the same services (no sarcasm here, i'm just asking)</p><p>if not then it seems more like VZ is getting a level playing field.</p><p>Plus---it's difficult to imagine anyone who believes that fiber to the home is not a superior connection type (versus coax and multi-pair copper) when it comes to potential services.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13776316, 'emis')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-13768904\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a 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The also promised to take the copper down during installation, but didn't, and now say that it is their policy to leave it in case I ever want to go to copper. If I hadn't suffered the outage, I would think they left it behind for the squirrels.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13769115, 'alfista')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->								<div class=\"num-replies\">2 replies</div>	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-13778226\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=126086\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-126086-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=126086\">angelzero</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13778226\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-22T14:30:24-05:00\">June 22, 2009  2:30 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13778226);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13778226');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c13769115\" rel=\"nofollow\">alfista</a>: did you have a service SLA or no?</p>        </div>	<div 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<div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=129735\">Rachacha</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13773423\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-22T02:22:21-05:00\">June 22, 2009  2:22 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13773423);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13773423');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p><p>@<a href=\"#c13769115\" rel=\"nofollow\">alfista</a>: Were those squirrels driving a Comcast truck?</p></p>        </div>	<div 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class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=352646\">nybiker</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13769511\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-21T20:45:14-05:00\">June 21, 2009  8:45 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13769511);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13769511');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p><p>Maybe a cat and not a squirrel?  Now, hear me out, please.<br /><br />I know that a lot of Consumerist readers are cat lovers (sorry, me have allergies, so no cats for me), but a number of years ago my ex-sister-in-law called me because her computer wasn't booting up properly. Something about there being no keyboard.  Well, there was a kb there.  I saw it. She saw it.  And I could see it was connected.  However, once I got under the desk and traced the kb cord, well, imagine my surprise when I saw that the cord's insulation was missing and I could see the copper wire.   It seems the cats liked to jump up at the cord and over time managed to scratch the insulation away.  For all I know, one of them might have even bit it, but I don't think they really chewed on it, as that would have probably caused the actual kb to get yanked to the floor.  The solution?  Buy a new kb and keep the cats out of the room.</p></p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13769511, 'nybiker')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","","","","","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-13770351\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=367334\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=367334\">boomerang86</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13770351\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-21T22:04:54-05:00\">June 21, 2009 10:04 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13770351);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13770351');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p><p>Where I live the problem isn't squirrels; it's a gang of copper thieves that is climbing poles in the dead of night and stealing about 300 feet of aerial copper telco cable about once a month or so. Frontier Telephone has offeed rewards, the the perps are still out there and due to strike again soon.</p><br /><p>Fortunately I have Time Warner Digital Phone, and they haven't resorted to stealing the HFC cabling... yet.</p></p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13770351, 'boomerang86')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->							<div class=\"num-replies\">1 replies</div>	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-13776271\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=437778\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-437778-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=437778\">emis</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13776271\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-22T12:05:42-05:00\">June 22, 2009 12:05 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13776271);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13776271');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c13770351\" rel=\"nofollow\">boomerang86</a>: Do these thieves know the price of scrap copper (and all scrap metals really) has plummeted?</p><p>Maybe you should post the latest &amp;/lb chart on some util poles so Bubba can figure out it's not worth the cost of gas and soiled overalls.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13776271, 'emis')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>    </div>","","","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-13770813\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"http://gizmodiator3.mybrute.com/\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a title=\"http://gizmodiator3.mybrute.com/\" href=\"http://gizmodiator3.mybrute.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\">TheStateOnDVD!_GitEmSteveDave</a>    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13770813\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-21T22:47:22-05:00\">June 21, 2009 10:47 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13770813);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13770813');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>While I may not believe squirells, I would believe insects as I know Fire Ants LOVE to get into electrical boxes and usually end up shorting them out.  I have also heard that bees swarming will sometimes seek out an electrical box or light, as the \"hum\" is sometimes inviting.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13770813, 'TheStateOnDVD!_GitEmSteveDave')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->							<div class=\"num-replies\">1 replies</div>	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-13786393\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=442930\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=442930\">Razorgirl</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13786393\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-22T19:08:43-05:00\">June 22, 2009  7:08 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13786393);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13786393');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c13770813\" rel=\"nofollow\">TheStateOnDVD!_GitEmSteveDave</a>:</p><p>I havve heard of all of those things happening, bees in particular I have heard stories about. You can definitely believe the squirrel issue, though. I work for a telecom, and process payments to our vendors and contractors. You would not believe the thousands of dollars a month we regularly spend on fixing \"squirrel damage\" (and I did laugh myself nearly out of my chair the first time I had a $20,000.00 invoice come through that was billing for \"squirrel damage\").</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13786393, 'Razorgirl')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-13771398\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=1042330\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=1042330\">wvFrugan</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13771398\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-21T23:36:52-05:00\">June 21, 2009 11:36 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13771398);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13771398');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p><p>Fuck Verizon! Here in WV they are selling out to Frontier. When they got a HUGE rate increase a couple years back they agreed to upgrade a bunch of stuff &amp; do more maintenance (a specific # of millions $$$ was outlined). They have drug their feet on this ever since even with a consumer/regulatory committee reviewing their progress regularly to hold their feet to the fire. They have done next to nothing on this and their trouble rate continues to suck. Rain = 3rd world phone service in WV. Now with the pending sale to Frontier, they have literaly stated that this prior agreement should not affect the sale. Take the money &amp; run Verizon.</p></p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13771398, 'wvFrugan')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","","","","","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-13772539\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=731262\"><img        src=\"/mt-static/support/assets_c/userpics/userpic-731262-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=731262\">semidazed</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13772539\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-22T01:06:02-05:00\">June 22, 2009  1:06 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13772539);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13772539');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>According to Outwitting Squirrels: 101, Teflon is a good (and hilarious) solution to many squirrel problems... perhaps someone should reference Verizon to this book.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13772539, 'semidazed')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-13772541\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\">John Davis    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13772541\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-22T01:06:21-05:00\">June 22, 2009  1:06 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13772541);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13772541');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>Makes pretty good sense to me it does!</p><p>RT<br />www.anon-tools.tk</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13772541, 'John Davis')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-13772606\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\">Anonymous    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13772606\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-22T01:12:40-05:00\">June 22, 2009  1:12 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13772606);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13772606');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>I'm sorry, but I f*cking hate Verizon. So much that I actually decided to comment on this article. I've had them for more than 3 years because they are the only service provider in my area, and they have HORRENDOUS service. My internet breaks every 3/4 days for hours at a time, and I've already confirmed 2 times it's a problem on their end - yet, when I call in, the Indian customer service rep will tell me to restart my modem for 2 hours straight. And they call me every month and tell me to get FIOS, after all this CRAP.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13772606, '')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-13773160\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=177102\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-177102-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=177102\">XianZomby</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13773160\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-22T01:57:56-05:00\">June 22, 2009  1:57 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13773160);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13773160');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p><p>Verizon has cut a deal with the squirrle cartels to munch through copper and coax cable lines to create a scare that will result in more FiOS sales.</p></p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13773160, 'XianZomby')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","","","","","","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-13773691\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=427538\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=427538\">res1i3js</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13773691\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-22T02:50:43-05:00\">June 22, 2009  2:50 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13773691);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13773691');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>I chuckled at the part that said fiber optics requires electricity vs copper, which apparently doesn't?</p><p>Let's see, fiber optics operates by light and copper uses... electricity? uh...</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13773691, 'res1i3js')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-13773870\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=263717\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=263717\">painfullyblunt</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13773870\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-22T03:10:26-05:00\">June 22, 2009  3:10 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13773870);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13773870');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>First of all, the OP is clueless. FIOS isn't VOIP. FIOS isn't internet based. It makes me question the rest of what she said. But let's give her the benefit of the doubt for a moment.</p><p>One of the advantages of FIOS is that they can quickly reroute how the service gets to your house until they resolve the problem. If they chew thru a cable on A Street, they can bypass it by sending the signal down the wire on B Street. The only case where this doesn't help is if something happens to the cable coming directly to your home from the pole. In this respect, FIOS will be more reliable then copper based service.</p><p>If the power goes out, it has a battery backup. Sounds like you got major utility problems if the power keeps cutting out too. Although of course, the rep couldn't possibly know that your electric company sucks. To a certain extent, the rep was right. Yes it was a sales pitch, but there was a basis behind the statement.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13773870, 'painfullyblunt')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-13773982\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=222420\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-222420-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=222420\">vastrightwing</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13773982\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-22T03:26:02-05:00\">June 22, 2009  3:26 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13773982);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13773982');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p><p>the real reason is that Verizon wants to get all of their customers off the copper due to the fact the copper was put into place using government money &amp; they can't charge what they want when using that infrastructure.</p></p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13773982, 'vastrightwing')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-13774182\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\">Aaron Newark    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13774182\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-22T03:56:02-05:00\">June 22, 2009  3:56 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13774182);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13774182');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>Actually I have seen this some in field work for another provider (not Verizon).  Previously, old cables (both copper and older fiber) were lubricated before being put into its insulation with peanut oil.  As the line ages the insulation cracks slightly, which allows some of the peanut oil to either leak out or at least let out the smell of it.  This attracts squirrels thinking there is a nut in there and they will chew through it.  If I hadn't seen it with my own two eyes I wouldn't believe it. However new fiber (newer than 15 years old) uses an odorless, flavorless lubricant as to not attract squirrels.  There is merit to this and probably the new FiOS lines woudln't attract squirrels, though an improper way to upsell because it is so illogical without lengthy explanation or seeing this first hand.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13774182, 'Aaron Newark')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","","","","","","","","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-13774691\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\">Casey Coburn    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13774691\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-22T05:22:49-05:00\">June 22, 2009  5:22 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13774691);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13774691');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>people come on</p><p>in my community that's how we got fios in the first place</p><p>we told verizon they wouldn't have to repair their copper lines, which were regulated up until the fiber install</p><p>course now verizon is selling it off to some no-name company....</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13774691, 'Casey Coburn')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","","","","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-13776653\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=782863\"><img        src=\"/mt-static/support/assets_c/userpics/userpic-782863-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=782863\">PsiCop</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13776653\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-22T12:58:03-05:00\">June 22, 2009 12:58 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13776653);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13776653');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>Squirrels? Eating copper wires coated with plastic and/or rubber installation??? Are they serious?</p><p>I live in rural CT which is \"squirrel country.\" They're all over the place here and have been for much longer than I've been alive (which is uncomfortably close to 45 years). At no time have I ever heard of lines anywhere in this area chewed up by squirrels. Believe me, they aren't interested in phone wires. They're much more interested in acorns, or in our bird feeder (which, after long years of trial and error, we have finally erected sufficiently to baffle their attempts to pillage it).</p><p>Then again, our phone lines are provided by AT&amp;T (which used to be SBC, which used to be SNET, which used to call itself SNETCO), rather than by Verizon. Maybe Verizon coats their cables with \"essence of acorn\" oil or something in order to attract squirrels, which AT&amp;T/SBC/SNET/SNETCO never did?</p><p>The only rodent attack on the local utility infrastructure I've ever heard of, was when a squirrel climbed into an electrical substation in the next town and shorted it out accidentally. Apparently he'd been using it as a cache for his hoard of acorns, and went a little too far inside. But that was CL&amp;P's equipment, not the phone company's.</p><p>No, I suspect if there are mysterious attacks on copper in Verizon country, it's not caused by squirrels with an appetite for cables, but thieves with their eyes on commodity prices (see <a href=\"http://freakonomics.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/03/31/if-metal-prices-keep-rising-look-for-a-boom-in-sawzall-sales/\" rel=\"nofollow\">[freakonomics.blogs.nytimes.com]</a>).</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13776653, 'PsiCop')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","","","","","","","","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-13802523\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=1145774\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=1145774\">LandOhNo</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13802523\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-23T14:05:40-05:00\">June 23, 2009  2:05 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13802523);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13802523');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p><p>Verizon's not wrong with saying that squirrels possibly ate through their wiring. Suprisingly that happens quite alot, and its not just squirrels but other vermin that will mess up all sorts of wiring up to and including other wiring in and outside of a building, and my favorite cars!</p></p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13802523, 'LandOhNo')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-13853466\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\">Black-Cat    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/06/verizons-new-marketing-pitch-squirrels-eat-old-phone-lines-so-upgrade-to-fios-for-guaranteed-service.html#comment-13853466\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-25T06:18:32-05:00\">June 25, 2009  6:18 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13853466);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13853466');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>Again, the problem is easily solved by NOT USING VERIZON!</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13853466, 'Black-Cat')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>");


