The alleged victim told police that she had agreed to meet the suspect - Jay Mora, 25, of Newark - at the hotel to "engage in a sex-for-money transaction," according to the police report.
While in a room together, Mora allegedly passed off his Geek Squad ID as a State Police badge and told the woman he would release her without arrest if she agreed to have sex with him, police said. After they engaged in sexual acts, the suspect allegedly refused to leave the room, police said.
We had no idea that Geek Squad IDs looked that real, but we'll be sure to keep this in mind the next time we take a computer in for repair and are suddenly "arrested" and carted off to the employee bathroom. Fool me three times, shame on me, fool me four times, I know that's not a police badge now.
By the way, maybe Geek Squad should rethink its faux-crime fighting branding a little, or at least get rid of the badges and the creative police force names for everyone. Check out these descriptions of positions from the Geek Squad website.
Available Positions:
Store Agent positions:
* Counter Intelligence Agent (CIA)
* Deputy of Counter Intelligence (DCI)
* Store Service Manager (SSM)
Field Agent positions:
* Double Agent (DA)
* Certified Special Agent (CSA)
* Deputy Field Marshal (DFM)
It sounds like Jay just took the whole conceit one step further, then added a dirty cop twist. (Note that we have no idea whether he's actually a Geek Squad employee at this point.)
"Cops: Man posed as officer, flashed 'Geek Squad' badge to force sex" [Daily Record] (Thanks to Jeremiah!)
(Photo: zyphbear and bradleygee)
]]>Yes, they look freaking authentic, they are EVEN NUMBERED! (I'm 9899 :)
So next time you're about to give it up to get out of a ticket, get the badge number and call 800-geek-squad. haha
]]>This is rape, not "coerced sex". Please change it.
]]>....
Yeah, I'll be leaving. This is just ... wow.
]]>"Coerce Sex Out Of Prostitute"
You mean, rape a prostitute? I just joined this site, but I think I will have to leave, because this post and these comments are quite ... horrible. I am appalled!
]]>That is one ballsy geek. Good for him.
]]>WoooWoooWoooWoooWooo!
]]>Yes..perhaps clever.
]]>@JerseyCelebrity: it was in the daily record. they've caught hookers working at that hotel a few times over the last few years
]]>@Psychosocial: you can laugh. it's hysterical. everyone get off your high horse. he conned her, he didn't rape her. it's no different than a guy at the bar saying he's an astronaut to get in some girls pants.
]]>My friends that are double agents for the Geek Squad have shown me their badges (one friend managed to get two). They are made by a company that actually makes official Law Enforcement badges complete with the "Agent's" name engraved on it and a unique badge number.
And seriously, people call me a wannabe cop with my Crown Vic.
]]>your average geek at a best buy store is a counter ops agent or a counter intelligence agent, neither of those get the big badges.
Deputy of Counter Intelligence (DCI) and Double Agents or higher get the big fancy badges.
]]>If she was found tied up with $99 HDMI cables, it would be simply too obvious.
]]>Some of the other comments are in fairly bad taste, sure, but yours is special.
]]>Half the comments on this article are jokes, but I'm the only one who used the word "rape." Get over it.
]]>I'm trying not to laugh, because this isn't really funny but...I can't help it. Lol.
]]>@squinko - doesn't need firefighters: That's not true at all. It's harder to prove with a prostitute but raping one is still legally rape.
]]>That sucks, he put in all that work and got a virus!
]]>Geek Squad badges are made by the same company that makes police badges and supposedly that company makes the Geek Squad badges to the same quality as police badges.
]]>@savdavid: You may be right. Let's face it, he did think of the idea.
And one thing I'm wondering about is this: what kind of light package did he have on his car? 'cause I'm not going anywhere unless I see a full-blown Christmas tree flashing on it. Even an unmarked car has the lights in the grill. But ok, enough thinking.
]]>guess he used his hard drive to ram her motherboard.......
]]>How else are geeks going to get laid if they can't use their smarts for trickery? Hell, 99% of all hookups are under false pretenses. This guy just got giggy with it.
]]>Exhibit A: [farm4.static.flickr.com]
Moral of the story.. Don't be a hooker?
]]>Wow...Just wow.....
]]>@Cant_stop_the_rock: Extortion, perhaps?
]]>Bad Geeks, Bad Geeks, whatcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when they impersonate you....
]]>...well, at least they were up front this time, and she knew she was getting screwed...
]]>Finally, a geek squadder who knows what to do with a floppy!
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