But the end result will be a bunch of guys with seven-inch slimy pseudo-cocks hanging out of their mouths.

Sometimes misogyny is its own revenge, I guess. Now, where are the pictures of men sucking on this thing?? I want to blow them up and hang them next to the ad!

Although the ad implies the benefits friends of Burger King may bestow upon it, I suspect that (like everything else BK offers) the taste will suck and trigger a gag reflex in anyone who attempts to swallow it.

For now, I'll pass in favor of having lunch at Jack Off In The Box.

I like how they slowly changed it from the original to be less disgusting, but then they went ahead and just redid the entire commercial, and now it is back to nearly as disgusting as it originally was. I can't wait to see the entire process repeat itself. These people never learn.

Id probaby eat it if it was a naked male model with the sandwich on his lap.. But obviously BK only thought of the penis'. Good going, BK.

/

@silver-bolt: No, that is not ok either.

@JohnQPublic: Just because a woman enjoys giving BJs doesn't mean she is not offended by this ad. I am offended by this ad because it objectfies women. Also the look on her face shows shock, dismay...and fear.

I also don't like the Quizno ad and the stupid Hardees ads.

@INsano: Nah, save that for the Hardees commercials.

"I find it funny because the employee in the ad is obviously creeped out by the "sexual" oven. That is why it is funny. Because it recognized that the overly sexual behavior is creepy. Now, someone could see it a different way, and I would love to listen to their argument. Because I understand that not everyone sees ads the way I do."

If they just said "Taste's like real food" they might do well.

Yea. When I'm hungry I'm never like "Damn, I could really go for something 'long' right now. I don't care about the other 2 spatial dimensions, 'long' is all I need." Then again, I'm one of those odd ones that don't simulate fellatio on sandwiches, so I'm sure I'm in the minority.

Oh that thing gave me NIGHTMARES.

It grosses me out because it makes me think about what Scott is doing when there are no customers around.

You see, I can go there because I never, ever eat at BK.

Might make this sandwich a harder sell to straight males, or really anyone who's not into fellating their lunch.

/end sarcasm

This is what happens when you let Scott put it in you.

/and neither do I, but that's probably the first time we've agreed...so woo hoo for first times!

//oops, I did it too.

Bleh.

It's no more offensive than the T.V. ad BK had for Spongebob Squarepants, during which they had square bottomed women dancing to "I like Square Butts". Taking a small childrens show and using it the way they did made sure I would never be a BK customer. Not everyone is a 15 year old sex depraved kid and I for one get tired of seeing the garbage. And while I'm on my Soapbox, "Smiling Bob can go screw himself".

@Greg []: If anything that would probably be a "real doll" not blow up at all. silicon, latex, I think real or at least wig quality hair. Some even come with moving tongue among other things.

Used to watch "real sex" on HBO or Showtime

This almost seems like it should be an ad for Mooby's - "I'm eating it", etc.

...now I gotta go get my cow tipper on...

I took a picture let me see if I can locate it.

I actually saw this McDonald's poster in a train station while backpacking through Austria a few years back:

Shocking. I have two Burger Kings in my area. They usually have NO customers inside them when the nearby Taco Bell and McDonalds have a line at the drive thru.

I have always wondered why. Now, I know.

@Porcelina: Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as they hate each other.

i LOVE receiving BJ's...I'm still not going to eat at Burger King though.

I can't think of any quicker way to stop receiving BJ's than eating a whole lot of Burger King continuously.

@ARPRINCE: I get the impression that that character is intentionally creepy, especially in those ads where he appears in people's bedrooms while they are sleeping. If I remember correctly, there's even an ad where he's IN someone's bed ready with hot french toast sticks or something.

No one has to like it. I'm upset that by appearances I look like I'm defending the stupid ad. But to call it misogynistic, and having to break it down on so many levels just to have a logical justification for not liking it? That's a pretty long stretch. Probably why the editor stopped at "Creepy" and "BJ-Minded".

As far as burger king food goes, i always regret eating it once i'm done! It's all garbage, but it's cheap!

1.)Yes. I have met a man. I am married, and my husband agreed with me.

2.) "People like you"? are you serious?

3.) I never said WHY I thought the Quiznos ad was funny. You assumed. And you are wrong. That is not why I find it funny.I find it funny because the employee in the ad is obviously creeped out by the "sexual" oven. That is why it is funny. Because it recognized that the overly sexual behavior is creepy. Now, someone could see it a different way, and I would love to listen to their argument. Because I understand that not everyone sees ads the way I do.

@Mr. Kite: Singapore? Where an old-fashioned PDA* can earn you a flogging??

I didn't think this was possible, but they must be more screwed up sexually than us Yanks!

(double entendres not really intended but I'm leavin' 'em there)

*PDA used to = Public Display of Affection

Men burning genitals in ovens = hilarity
Feeding a blow up doll = ATTACK ON WOMYN QUICK LETS MARCH!

The reality is people like you just internalize every bullshit thing you see and get offended at things there is nothing to get panties in a twist over. Some advertising executive made the comparison between a long burger sandwich and a phallus make an off-color reference to fetish behavior and you see that as an attack on your gender instead of what it is: an oral sex burger ad.

Do you really believe men see this and think: "I like BJs and burgers, cuz I'm a real man. I need some BK"? Seriously? Have you ever even met a man?

There's something in the BK King character that's really wrong and I just can't really put my hand on it.

Vincent: All right. Well, you can walk into a movie theater in Amsterdam and buy a beer. And I don't mean just like in no paper cup, I'm talking about a glass of beer. And in Paris, you can buy a beer at McDonald's. And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
Vincent: Nah, man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: What do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a "Royale with Cheese."
Jules: "Royale with Cheese."
Vincent: That's right.
Jules: What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "Le Big Mac".
Jules: [in mock French accent] "Le Big Mac." [laughs] What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I don't know, I didn't go into Burger King.

When I picture Burger King's marketing department, I see something like that superbowl commercial with all the monkeys going crazy in an office and the one guy trying unsuccessfully to keep them focused...

No, the "mind dead automatorn who just need calories to fuel their existence" eat at Taco Bell. I'm not kidding, they actually did some market research several years ago to figure out their demographic base, and it turned out that most of their customers were just looking for cheap calories, fast.

@Mr_Mantastic: Thank you. That shit was going to weigh on my mind for the rest of the day.

@youaredumb: They have locations in Saudi Arabia; maybe it's from there. I wonder how that garish Burker King character would look being stoned to death.

Gawker is updated as well.

YourTechSupport, nice reference by the way.

@YourTechSupport: IMDB let me down. I may have slide Pulp Fiction into the DVD player tonight to answer your question.

@donjumpsuit: Dont knock it till you try it.

Well yeah, that is a majority of the people who eat at BK.

@Chumas: You can still find it online thought :) I love showing that commercial to friends who have only seen the edited version

But am I the only one, upon reading the actual ad copy, that thought of Spongebob Squarepants' description of a Krabby Patty?

"I'll never forget your 100% all-secret patty, secretly assembled with undersea cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, onion, all secretly steamed between two fluffy seaweed-sea buns."

/Waiting for the weekend for real grilled burgers...

Man, I can't believe they did an ad like that! Kudos BK!

You know, I don't really see what's so racey about this adverti(Looks at ad again).....my God...

I was watching that ad the other day, and I swear they edited it. Something like "I'm waiting" instead of "I'm waiting for it" or either they cut off "put it in me". Something was different.

That being said, I hate the Quiznos commercials with the talking oven that wants to have sex (again apparently) with the employee.

"Put it in me dave"
"but i got burnt the last time"

So we've gone from that creepy plastic "king" to a blow up doll. May be they are just marketing to a target market of mind dead automatons who just need calories to fuel their existence.

"Suck down 7 thick inches of meat" wouldn't fit on the ad?

Come on BK, if you're going to out-wierd Quiznos and that oven sexing Scott guy, you're going to have to step it up.

It's no Toasty Torpedo, however.

Of course, we did have McPizza for a while, so I guess that balances it out (what I wouldn't give for that to come back).