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Steeldrumhero
May 23, 2009 12:09 PM
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What's the gift?

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MyPetFly
May 24, 2009 3:43 AM
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@Steeldrumhero:

I believe it was one of those mint-flavored toothpicks. ; )

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synergy
May 23, 2009 10:11 PM
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@Steeldrumhero: That's what I was wondering. Perhaps a whittling knife? O.o

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nagumi
May 23, 2009 12:09 PM
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Well, it sounds like Quaker did right by the customer. Sounds like good customer relations. Mistakes inevitably happen - what differentiates companies is how they respond to their own mistakes.

Also, what was the special gift for the 7 year old???

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groverexploder
May 25, 2009 6:03 AM
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@☠Grяrяrяrяrя sings the doom song now!: I'm thinking a wood swing set would be nice. Or maybe a wooden puzzle where that chunk is the last piece.

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rpm773
May 23, 2009 12:37 PM
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@nagumi: A couple of those creepy Quaker mannequins from last year's granola bar ad run.

Never waste a good crisis.

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jc364
May 27, 2009 1:12 PM
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@rpm773: That made me laugh, a lot.

Thanks, now I can't get the image of a creepy Quaker mannequin out of my head ;)

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etla
May 23, 2009 4:35 PM
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@HelloSailor_GitEmSteveDave: Wouldn't that be the perfect white elephant.

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RvLeshrac
May 24, 2009 2:38 AM
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@HogwartsAlum:


In the case of a hazardous material entering the chain (i.e. glass), the rule is for the entire batch to be disposed of. It was likely a broken bottle that went unnoticed.


Also, it is a better idea to send a letter to the company, at least in addition to returning the product. The company will likely follow up on the claim, possibly destroying/recalling the batch number. The grocery store will simply dispose of the product and say nothing.

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Liv Hood
May 23, 2009 12:18 PM
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Sounds like pretty good customer relations to me.

I have nine horses who constantly are trying to steal any kind of granola from me. I propose they send the little girl a pony, he would probably like the stuff more than she does.

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Slottsherre
May 23, 2009 12:22 PM
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I hope James keep in contact with The Consumerist to tell what the special gift for his daughter was. I hope it's something good, and not some crappy sticker or anything.

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Judge_Smails
May 23, 2009 12:24 PM
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The gift?


I think it was a chainsaw. Or a Bag O' Glass...

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paulrules
May 23, 2009 12:35 PM
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Watch the gift be a wooden plank with a piece cut out.

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missing_piece
May 23, 2009 1:17 PM
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@paulrules: You, my friend, almost made me ruin my keyboard with used coffee. Well played.

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nagumi
May 23, 2009 3:05 PM
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@missing_piece: Wouldn't \"used\" coffee be... urine?

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veg-o-matic
May 23, 2009 12:48 PM
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This is great, but that second letter is a little weird, no?

\"Peggy, Supervisor\" doesn't actually acknowledge that, in fact, a coupon does him no good at Costco, just that their first offer was not \"to his satisfaction.\" The letter just makes him sound extra picky about his compensation.

Oh well, it's all taken care of.. and free pony!

.. right?!?!

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TheObserver
May 23, 2009 3:00 PM
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@veg-o-matic: Hey at least it's not like they're going to sue Quaker for a gazillion dollars as per usual in these cases....right?

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mythago
May 23, 2009 2:42 PM
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@veg-o-matic: It's probably a form response. They did the right thing so it hardly matters.

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RandomHookup
May 23, 2009 12:58 PM
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@veg-o-matic: At first, I was going to complain that he could simply take the coupon to another store. But, since he got the 4 pounder at Costco, there aren't any other places to get that much with one coupon.

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chgoeditor
May 23, 2009 1:13 PM
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Costco will accept returns on almost anything without question. (There are a few limits for computers and other electronics.) James should take the granola back for a full refund at Costco, then buy a replacement box from Costco. (Maybe he should check the manufacturing codes before he buys a box to ensure that it comes from a different run.) He'll still have a coupon, which he can use at a regular grocery store for an additional (yet smaller) box of granola. It seems like a pretty easy problem to solve.

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kmw2
May 23, 2009 5:31 PM
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@chgoeditor: That all assumes that he wants more granola though. I'm not sure I would.

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chgoeditor
May 23, 2009 9:32 PM
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@kmw2: I disagree. So he returns the 4-pound box to Costco and gets a refund. Who's forcing him to buy a replacement box? No one. He's out nothing and his daughter wasn't hurt. So, yeah, he has a coupon for a free box. He can pick it up at his local grocery store and donate it to a food bank if he really doesn't want to eat it.

I hate this \"they owe me\" mentality. They've apologized and given him a coupon for a free box. What more do they really owe him?

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Ihaveasmartpuppy
May 23, 2009 1:25 PM
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Years ago I bit into a stick in a Snickers bar. It hurt. Maybe they share a manufacturing facility with Quaker granola?

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HogwartsAlum
May 23, 2009 7:15 PM
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@Ihaveasmartpuppy:

When I was in high school, we found glass in the ketchup bottle a couple of times. I don't know what happened there; perhaps a bottle broke on the line and it fell in and they didn't get it all. Lucky it was in chunks and couldn't fall out into our food and get eaten.

My mom took the ketchups back and the store gave her a refund.

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Wombatish
May 23, 2009 1:39 PM
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While I realize he was taken care of, and that these things do happen, it still makes me look at my food funny for the next few days.

And I still haven't been back to TGIF.

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Wombatish
May 23, 2009 1:40 PM
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@Wombatish: And it would have been nice had they taken the \"sending this to our quality control guys\" thing a little more seriously.

Like maybe called him. Or sent him an envelope for the stick bit.

At least they asked for the codes off the bag. A lot of times they don't even bother with that.

'cause I mean, yeah, this time it's sticks.. but next time?

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albokay
May 23, 2009 1:54 PM
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That happened with me when I ate one of their breakfast squares. I dont think they sell them anymore but I asked them if the wood was part of the fiber.

They sent me a coupon for another box. I used it and ate it. No wood in that one.

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Zeke_D
May 23, 2009 3:02 PM
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@albokay:
Did you et the coupon or the box? I suppose they both have plenty of fiber.

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veg-o-matic
May 23, 2009 2:50 PM
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@mythago: No, I definitely agree, it's not a big deal. It's just something that stood out to me, that's all.

Carry on.

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morganlh85
May 23, 2009 3:30 PM
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Just take it back to Costco. All those warehouse clubs have excellent return policies (in my experience) and will give you a refund.

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bohemian
May 23, 2009 3:47 PM
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This kind of thing is why I don't trust manufactured food products. BTW, Alton Brown has a really good granola recipe.

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so_gracefully
May 23, 2009 8:12 PM
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@bohemian: I don't like getting rained on, so I never go outside, ever.

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razremytuxbuddy
May 23, 2009 4:22 PM
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I eat oatmeal almost every day (the house brand, not Quaker. An extra hull or stick in the cereal box is just NBD. This stick happened to be way larger than most, but so what? Welcome to the real world of cereal grains and where they come from. Most foods from the grocery store are so processed you might never know there was a piece of lumber in it. If the wood went through processing with the rest of the grain, it should be clean, and obviously, if it made it into my mouth I would have spit it out. Then I would have finished eating my cereal.

I'm not usually one who thinks the consumer overreacted, but in this case I do. I don't know what he was looking for from Quaker, but the apology, gift, and a full refund (which he apparently can get from Costco) should certainly take care of him.

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RvLeshrac
May 24, 2009 2:48 AM
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@razremytuxbuddy:


I think that repayment was all they wanted - perhaps even just an apology. I believe the \"your coupon isn't useful at Costco\" comment wasn't *necessarily* a \"send me money* statement (\"WTF good is this going to do me?!\"), just a statement of fact (\"FYI, Costco doesn't accept coupons\").


Well-behaved consumer, good response from company. This is how things should work. They answered the concern (though perhaps not as effectively as one might *wish*), repaid the customer and, when informed that the form of repayment wasn't redeemable, sent a form which was.


I'm a bit of the opposite opinion: I think the the majority of these stories involve an overblown reaction from the consumer and/or a terrible response from the company, but this isn't one of them.

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WorldHarmony
May 23, 2009 4:45 PM
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Good customer service from Quaker.

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edwardso
May 23, 2009 4:55 PM
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It looks like it could be a piece of wood splintered off from a pallet, maybe it came from the box and fell in the bowl when he was pouring it. Regardless of how it got there it seems like quaker did a good job handling the situation

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crutnacker
May 23, 2009 5:50 PM
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Was this a high fiber granola?

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crutnacker
May 23, 2009 5:51 PM
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Isn't the real criminal here James, for making his kid eat raisins? Nature's candy? More like nature's fruity dehydrated turd.

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ajlei
May 24, 2009 6:23 AM
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@crutnacker: I loved raisins as a kid. I still do.

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HogwartsAlum
May 23, 2009 7:17 PM
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@crutnacker:

Maybe she likes them. Lots of kids do.

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H3ion
May 23, 2009 6:25 PM
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That's why we stopped buying our granola at Home Depot.

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wardawg
May 23, 2009 6:35 PM
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I've found apple stems in my Quaker oatmeal before, I didn't find it \"too\" out of place as it was the Apples & Cinnamon oatmeal, but it threw me off my game for a minute.

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RvLeshrac
May 24, 2009 2:50 AM
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@wardawg:


Every time I cut up an apple, I find all these seeds and some hard cylinder in the center. Where's the quality control on these things?!

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glater
May 23, 2009 7:47 PM
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What tweaks me out is that they said \"in the interest of good consumer relations\", and not \"because you found a dirty stick in our crap and that's screwed up, sorry\".

In other words, \"if we thought we could get away with it we'd just start selling bags of dirty sticks labelled 'organic granola', but since you spoke up, here's your money, i guess\".

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fatcop
May 23, 2009 8:27 PM
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Well wood *IS* natural.....

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Anonymous
May 23, 2009 9:23 PM
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I once complained to Earthbound Farms about the quality (or rather, lack thereof) the baby spinach I bought at Costco. I filled out a form on their website, giving them all the information about the purchase. In the mail I received from them a Costo Cashcard worth $10 (the spinach was less than $4) plus good coupons for Earthbound products I could use at the grocery store, and a guide to which produce it's really important to buy organic (as they absorb anything used on them and it can't be washed off.) There was a simple note of apology and the standard line about quality and customer satisfaction being very important to them.I think that was a better response than James got from Quaker. Overcompensate with what can be used at the place of purchase, plus encourage further patronage of their products in that and other stores

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Grrrrrrr, now with two buns made of bacon.
May 24, 2009 12:25 AM
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I don't understand the complaint. You wanted all-natural high-fiber food and you got it. Consider the wood a bonus!

Now everyone will want a piece of wood in their granola too.

/snark

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turkeyspam
May 24, 2009 2:55 AM
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Wood...the ultimate roughage.

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Smorgasbord
May 25, 2009 6:27 PM
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We are eating more wood than we realize. I am a retired truck driver. I picked up flour at one customer in Hurricane WV several times. One time the manager or owner was talking to me as I was looking at the bills. I mentioned it said wood pulp. He very strongly said it was cellulose.

We walked into a building and they were grinding WOOD into flour. When you see the word CELLULOSE listed in the ingredients, you are eating ground up wood.

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