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  <title>Comments for In Which A TV Reporter Pretends To Be A Total Cellphone Jackass</title>
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    <published>2009-05-16T00:16:58Z</published>
    <updated>2009-05-16T00:07:07Z</updated>
    <title>In Which A TV Reporter Pretends To Be A Total Cellphone Jackass</title>
    <summary>--&gt;While it is certainly not breaking news that people act like total jackasses when they&apos;re on their cellphones, we nevertheless felt compelled to bring to you the following  clip of WGN&apos;s Pat Tomasulo acting like said jackasses on the streets of Chicago.</summary>
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      <![CDATA[<p><!--<img src="http://consumerist.com/images/31/2009/05/5-15-2009_2-36-42_PM.jpg" width="350" height="186" />-->While it is certainly not breaking news that people act like total jackasses when they're on their cellphones, we nevertheless felt compelled to bring to you the following  clip of WGN's Pat Tomasulo acting like said jackasses on the streets of Chicago.</p>
<p>Perhaps it was the verisimilitude of his jackass impression that convinced us &mdash; or maybe it was the part where he conducted "man on the street" interviews while talking to someone else on his bluetooth headset. Yeah. It was probably that part. Happy Friday, everybody.</p>
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<p><em>(Thanks,<a href="http://twitter.com/PatTomasulo"> Pat!</a>)</em></p>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356-comment:12942833</id>
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    <title>Comment from Rectilinear Propagation on 2009-05-19</title>
    <author>
        <name>Rectilinear Propagation</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p><i>It's not like they're brand new technology or something and you're wearing it just to show off that you do, in fact, have the latest gadget.</i></p>
<p>@<a href="#c12858899" rel="nofollow">RogerTheAlien</a>: If it's no longer "new" then why does everyone insist that they still look weird? Have they still not been around long enough or is this going to be one of those things some people are never going to get used to?</p>
<p>I'm surprised people even notice them now, much less care that people use them.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-20T04:27:22Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356-comment:12942496</id>
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    <title>Comment from Rectilinear Propagation on 2009-05-19</title>
    <author>
        <name>Rectilinear Propagation</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c12856439" rel="nofollow">the_wealth</a>: MTE</p>
<p>I had to pause it because I was too busy LOLing.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-20T04:15:00Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356-comment:12923621</id>
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    <title>Comment from Underscore_Lysdexia on 2009-05-19</title>
    <author>
        <name>Underscore_Lysdexia</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c12857499" rel="nofollow">pecan 3.14159265</a>: Nope, as above, I too thought he sounded like him</p>
<p>All he needs now is the squint(c)</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-19T18:43:41Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356-comment:12923379</id>
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    <title>Comment from Underscore_Lysdexia on 2009-05-19</title>
    <author>
        <name>Underscore_Lysdexia</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c12854390" rel="nofollow">TinkishDelight</a>: He sounds like a lite version of Gilbert Godfried</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-05-19T18:33:21Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356-comment:12870888</id>
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    <title>Comment from RedwoodFlyer on 2009-05-16</title>
    <author>
        <name>RedwoodFlyer</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>FWIW, we had a first officer applicant come to his interview with his Bluetooth on his ear the entire time. Look for him on your next Colgan Air flight, because we sure as hell didn't hire him!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-16T23:48:59Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356-comment:12869740</id>
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    <title>Comment from dvdchris on 2009-05-16</title>
    <author>
        <name>dvdchris</name>
        <uri>http://www.cooltidbits.net</uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c12865677" rel="nofollow">veg-o-matic</a>: just click in the video window, it will take you to the YouTube video...</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-16T22:00:20Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356-comment:12868346</id>
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    <title>Comment from painfullyblunt on 2009-05-16</title>
    <author>
        <name>painfullyblunt</name>
        <uri>n/a</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>"I talk like everyone else"</p>
<p>umm... I hope not. his voice (and manner of speaking) is painful to listen to.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-16T18:47:37Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356-comment:12867314</id>
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    <title>Comment from dumblonde on 2009-05-16</title>
    <author>
        <name>dumblonde</name>
        <uri>n/a</uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Yeah. I hate the Bluetools.<br />
They look like nutcases, either talking to themselves or looking like they work at a McDonald's drive thru.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-16T12:56:33Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356-comment:12866646</id>
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    <title>Comment from humphrmi on 2009-05-16</title>
    <author>
        <name>humphrmi</name>
        <uri>http://famille.org</uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I like texting friends who bury themselves in their phones this:</p>
<p><a href="http://tinyurl.com/3k9mgj" rel="nofollow">[tinyurl.com]</a></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-16T11:21:39Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356-comment:12865677</id>
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    <title>Comment from veg-o-matic on 2009-05-16</title>
    <author>
        <name>veg-o-matic</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c12853687" rel="nofollow">veg-o-matic</a>: dammit!</p>
<p>oh well</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-16T09:41:08Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356-comment:12864689</id>
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    <title>Comment from synergy on 2009-05-16</title>
    <author>
        <name>synergy</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c12857499" rel="nofollow">pecan 3.14159265</a>: Nope. I had the same thought. :D</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-16T08:36:10Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356-comment:12863740</id>
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    <title>Comment from HogwartsAlum on 2009-05-16</title>
    <author>
        <name>HogwartsAlum</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>That video was hysterical.  Thanks for the laugh, Consumerist!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-16T07:30:35Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356-comment:12863729</id>
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    <title>Comment from HogwartsAlum on 2009-05-16</title>
    <author>
        <name>HogwartsAlum</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c12862996" rel="nofollow">Coach Cal Is My Dream Weaver</a>:</p>
<p>Those are great, but "There's Your Boyfriend/Girlfriend" is still the best.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-16T07:30:01Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356-comment:12863722</id>
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    <title>Comment from HogwartsAlum on 2009-05-16</title>
    <author>
        <name>HogwartsAlum</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c12859541" rel="nofollow">Eyebrows McGee (popping ~May 29)</a>:</p>
<p>LOL!! That is hilarious!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-16T07:29:19Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356-comment:12862996</id>
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    <title>Comment from Traveshamockery on 2009-05-16</title>
    <author>
        <name>Traveshamockery</name>
        <uri>n/a</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="n/a">
        <![CDATA[<p>My wife and I play "Bluetooth or Crazy" all the time.  We also try to judge whether people are "Pregnant or Fat".  "Gay or Foreign" is great for going to theme parks.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-16T06:43:04Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356-comment:12862440</id>
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    <title>Comment from unobservant on 2009-05-16</title>
    <author>
        <name>unobservant</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c12859541" rel="nofollow">Eyebrows McGee (popping ~May 29)</a>: I'll bet you won't be laughing when they come out with Borg-fashioned headsets.</p>
<p>I know I won't... 'cause I'll be in line to buy one. And not for a cell phone.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-16T06:11:22Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356-comment:12862404</id>
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    <title>Comment from unobservant on 2009-05-16</title>
    <author>
        <name>unobservant</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>Am I the only one who thinks that the sassy dance version of "I Say a Little Prayer" he was listening to on his iPod should be the new theme song to "The Pat-Down"?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-16T06:09:09Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356-comment:12861059</id>
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    <title>Comment from mac-phisto on 2009-05-16</title>
    <author>
        <name>mac-phisto</name>
        <uri>http://n/a</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://n/a">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c12854005" rel="nofollow">DistortedViewListener_GitEmSteveDave</a>: something tells me a few people weren't invited to the next briefing...</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-16T05:04:31Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356-comment:12860210</id>
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    <title>Comment from Con Seannery: Taking commenting seriously on 2009-05-15</title>
    <author>
        <name>Con Seannery: Taking commenting seriously</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c12859541" rel="nofollow">Eyebrows McGee (popping ~May 29)</a>: Nice...</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-16T04:19:06Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356-comment:12860193</id>
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    <title>Comment from Con Seannery: Taking commenting seriously on 2009-05-15</title>
    <author>
        <name>Con Seannery: Taking commenting seriously</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c12857559" rel="nofollow">dragonfire81</a>: I love the guy in the urinals who has the bluetooth facing the wall away from everyone.  It REALLY looks like he's talking to the other guys...</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-16T04:18:13Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356-comment:12859604</id>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/in-which-a-tv-reporter-pretends-to-be-a-total-cellphone-jackass.html#c12859604" />
    <title>Comment from Knippschild on 2009-05-15</title>
    <author>
        <name>Knippschild</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c12856119" rel="nofollow">dohtem</a>: I noticed that too.</p>
<p>Don't quote me on this, as I obviously have no capacity at all. But most likely it's a bandwidth issue and the RSS generated is cached for 4 hours.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-16T03:44:59Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356-comment:12859541</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/in-which-a-tv-reporter-pretends-to-be-a-total-cellphone-jackass.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/in-which-a-tv-reporter-pretends-to-be-a-total-cellphone-jackass.html#c12859541" />
    <title>Comment from Eyebrows McGee (now with more baby!) on 2009-05-15</title>
    <author>
        <name>Eyebrows McGee (now with more baby!)</name>
        <uri>http://eyebrowsmcgee.blogspot.com/</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://eyebrowsmcgee.blogspot.com/">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c12856561" rel="nofollow">Yoko Broke Up The Beatles</a>: I started calling my husband "Locutus of Borg" when I saw him walking around the house wearing his Bluetooth for the call that he was expecting LATER. That solved that problem.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-16T03:41:44Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356-comment:12859414</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/in-which-a-tv-reporter-pretends-to-be-a-total-cellphone-jackass.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/in-which-a-tv-reporter-pretends-to-be-a-total-cellphone-jackass.html#c12859414" />
    <title>Comment from Coles_Law on 2009-05-15</title>
    <author>
        <name>Coles_Law</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="#c12854005" rel="nofollow">DistortedViewListener_GitEmSteveDave</a>: Awesome.  Thanks for posting it!</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-16T03:35:57Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356-comment:12859355</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/in-which-a-tv-reporter-pretends-to-be-a-total-cellphone-jackass.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/in-which-a-tv-reporter-pretends-to-be-a-total-cellphone-jackass.html#c12859355" />
    <title>Comment from tahamaki on 2009-05-15</title>
    <author>
        <name>tahamaki</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c12857499" rel="nofollow">pecan 3.14159265</a>: I thought the same thing.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-16T03:33:16Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356-comment:12858967</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/in-which-a-tv-reporter-pretends-to-be-a-total-cellphone-jackass.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/in-which-a-tv-reporter-pretends-to-be-a-total-cellphone-jackass.html#c12858967" />
    <title>Comment from RogerTheAlien on 2009-05-15</title>
    <author>
        <name>RogerTheAlien</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c12856489" rel="nofollow">nakedscience</a>: I think that is awesome. A local coffee shop near my house has a sign that basically says the same thing, and most locals follow the rule to the T, but it's nice, every now and then, to see some tourist with his/her cellphone glued to his/her ear get completely scolded and ignored by the counter staff. Even better when the person gets all belligerent, too.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-16T03:15:46Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356-comment:12858899</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/in-which-a-tv-reporter-pretends-to-be-a-total-cellphone-jackass.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/in-which-a-tv-reporter-pretends-to-be-a-total-cellphone-jackass.html#c12858899" />
    <title>Comment from RogerTheAlien on 2009-05-15</title>
    <author>
        <name>RogerTheAlien</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c12856561" rel="nofollow">Yoko Broke Up The Beatles</a>: I know, right?!? It's not like they're brand new technology or something and you're wearing it just to show off that you do, in fact, have the latest gadget. Plus, I think it silently says to everyone else, "Yeah, you're kind of important, but I'm hoping that a call will come in (or not - I can pretend) and I won't have to talk to YOU anymore." Douchebag extraordinaire!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-16T03:13:07Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356-comment:12858873</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/in-which-a-tv-reporter-pretends-to-be-a-total-cellphone-jackass.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/in-which-a-tv-reporter-pretends-to-be-a-total-cellphone-jackass.html#c12858873" />
    <title>Comment from sasquatch28 on 2009-05-15</title>
    <author>
        <name>sasquatch28</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>finally someone said it. I always hated when people would walk around with those blue tooth headsets. It's true, you do look like your crazy from the wrong angle. I wish people would just use them in a car like how they're meant to be used.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-16T03:11:55Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356-comment:12857559</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/in-which-a-tv-reporter-pretends-to-be-a-total-cellphone-jackass.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/in-which-a-tv-reporter-pretends-to-be-a-total-cellphone-jackass.html#c12857559" />
    <title>Comment from dragonfire81 on 2009-05-15</title>
    <author>
        <name>dragonfire81</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c12856561" rel="nofollow">Yoko Broke Up The Beatles</a>: Or if you're blabbing on it while in a bathroom stall or standing at a urinal.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-16T02:23:10Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356-comment:12857499</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/in-which-a-tv-reporter-pretends-to-be-a-total-cellphone-jackass.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/in-which-a-tv-reporter-pretends-to-be-a-total-cellphone-jackass.html#c12857499" />
    <title>Comment from pecan 3.14159265 on 2009-05-15</title>
    <author>
        <name>pecan 3.14159265</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>Surely, I can't be the only person to thinks Pat sounds a little like Gilbert Gottfried.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-16T02:20:48Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356-comment:12856561</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/in-which-a-tv-reporter-pretends-to-be-a-total-cellphone-jackass.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/in-which-a-tv-reporter-pretends-to-be-a-total-cellphone-jackass.html#c12856561" />
    <title>Comment from Yoko Broke Up The Beatles on 2009-05-15</title>
    <author>
        <name>Yoko Broke Up The Beatles</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>Your bluetooth headset <i>REALLY</i> makes you look like a nutjob if you have it in and are not using it.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-16T01:50:23Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356-comment:12856489</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/in-which-a-tv-reporter-pretends-to-be-a-total-cellphone-jackass.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/in-which-a-tv-reporter-pretends-to-be-a-total-cellphone-jackass.html#c12856489" />
    <title>Comment from nakedscience on 2009-05-15</title>
    <author>
        <name>nakedscience</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>At my local post office, there is a sign on the counter that says: "If you are on your cell phone, we'll gladly help the next person in line." It's made of win.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-16T01:47:25Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356-comment:12856439</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/in-which-a-tv-reporter-pretends-to-be-a-total-cellphone-jackass.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/in-which-a-tv-reporter-pretends-to-be-a-total-cellphone-jackass.html#c12856439" />
    <title>Comment from the_wealth on 2009-05-15</title>
    <author>
        <name>the_wealth</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>I am really loving his face during the "Pat Down" introduction video!</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-16T01:45:50Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356-comment:12856326</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/in-which-a-tv-reporter-pretends-to-be-a-total-cellphone-jackass.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/in-which-a-tv-reporter-pretends-to-be-a-total-cellphone-jackass.html#c12856326" />
    <title>Comment from bastion72 on 2009-05-15</title>
    <author>
        <name>bastion72</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>Loved it.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-16T01:42:32Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356-comment:12856119</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/in-which-a-tv-reporter-pretends-to-be-a-total-cellphone-jackass.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/in-which-a-tv-reporter-pretends-to-be-a-total-cellphone-jackass.html#c12856119" />
    <title>Comment from dohtem on 2009-05-15</title>
    <author>
        <name>dohtem</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>Dear Consumerist,</p>
<p>How come your RSS feed does not updated as frequently as before?  Now its only updated every 4 hours or so.  What happened?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-16T01:35:28Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356-comment:12854815</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/in-which-a-tv-reporter-pretends-to-be-a-total-cellphone-jackass.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/in-which-a-tv-reporter-pretends-to-be-a-total-cellphone-jackass.html#c12854815" />
    <title>Comment from El_Fez on 2009-05-15</title>
    <author>
        <name>El_Fez</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>"I will CRUSH YOU!"</p><br />
<p>Brilliant. Love the look on the other guy's face.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-16T00:59:11Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356-comment:12854390</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/in-which-a-tv-reporter-pretends-to-be-a-total-cellphone-jackass.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/in-which-a-tv-reporter-pretends-to-be-a-total-cellphone-jackass.html#c12854390" />
    <title>Comment from ExtraCelestial on 2009-05-15</title>
    <author>
        <name>ExtraCelestial</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>He sounds like the gopher from Winnie the Pooh.</p><br />
<p>I like this though.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-16T00:47:19Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356-comment:12854005</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/in-which-a-tv-reporter-pretends-to-be-a-total-cellphone-jackass.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/in-which-a-tv-reporter-pretends-to-be-a-total-cellphone-jackass.html#c12854005" />
    <title>Comment from DistortedViewListener_GitEmSteveDave on 2009-05-15</title>
    <author>
        <name>DistortedViewListener_GitEmSteveDave</name>
        <uri>http://www.CanItKillTheGrimace.com</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.CanItKillTheGrimace.com">
        <![CDATA[<p>I much more prefer REAL reporters who put the TV reporters fake hijinxs to shame:<a></a></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-16T00:35:02Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356-comment:12853687</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5256356" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/in-which-a-tv-reporter-pretends-to-be-a-total-cellphone-jackass.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/in-which-a-tv-reporter-pretends-to-be-a-total-cellphone-jackass.html#c12853687" />
    <title>Comment from veg-o-matic on 2009-05-15</title>
    <author>
        <name>veg-o-matic</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>Please to see also, Trigger Happy TV:<br />
<a></a></p><br />
<a></a>
<p>and so on, and so forth.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-16T00:25:52Z</published>
  </entry>


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