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    <published>2009-05-27T22:44:54Z</published>
    <updated>2009-12-31T16:27:46Z</updated>
    <title>How To Tell If You Have Religious Food</title>
    <summary><![CDATA[Last week, a couple in Dallas discovered a Jesus-shaped Cheeto in their bag of Cheetos. They promptly named it Cheesus, which is a masterstroke of marketing (although not that original, it turns out), and are considering auctioning it off on eBay&mdash;with the implied threat that if it doesn't sell, they may just eat it. The big question you may be asking yourself now is, "How can I get in on this racket?"]]></summary>
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      <name>Chris Walters</name>
      
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      <![CDATA[<p>Last week, a couple in Dallas discovered a <a href="http://www.manolith.com/2009/05/18/cheesus-jesus-likeness-found-in-cheetos-bag/">Jesus-shaped Cheeto</a> in their bag of Cheetos. They promptly named it Cheesus, which is a masterstroke of marketing (although <a href="http://images.google.com/images?q=cheesus&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi">not that original</a>, it turns out), and are considering auctioning it off on eBay&mdash;with the implied threat that if it doesn't sell, they may just eat it. The big question you may be asking yourself now is, "How can <em>I</em> get in on this racket?"</p>

<p>It's partly a matter of luck, but it also takes a good eye for spotting the random edible miracle. You should also remember that context is everything: you might find a Shiva or an Apollo, but they're not going to be that newsworthy in the U.S., so stick with tried-and-true icons like Jesus or the Virgin Mary. A Cthulhu-shaped snack might net you some cult fame, but probably not a lot of money.</p>

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<p>Over the weekend, I picked through a bag of Cheetos&mdash;or "my retirement chips" as I was calling them&mdash;looking for any recognizable icons I could sell. My theory was that any average bag of Cheetos should contain at least one auction-worthy chip. I had mixed success&mdash;out of one bag, I found four recognizable icons, but only one of them was definitely religious in nature. I have emailed Frito Lay to inquire about a buy-back program, but have yet to hear from them. I'd really rather not bring eBay or PayPal into this.</p>

<p>The fact that there were four in a single, random bag of Cheetos hints that this may be an unexplored market for the person willing to carefully sift through every bag of chips on the store shelf. If you take our freemoneyfinance guy's advice to heart and <a href="http://consumerist.com/5271393/get-ahead-by-working-for-yourself-one-hour-each-day">devote an hour a day</a> to this, who knows what kind of riches you may eventually end up with?</p>

<p><img src="http://consumerist.com/images/31/2009/05/052709-004-socrates-2.png" class="center" width="373" height="424" style="display: block;" /></p>

<p><img src="http://consumerist.com/images/31/2009/05/052709-004-mary-2.png" class="center" width="365" height="400" style="display: block;" /></p>

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<b>Update:</b> Frito Lay has answered my query. Unfortunately, their answer is no.</p>

<p>First, here was my email to Frito Lay:</p>

<blockquote><p>Hi. I sorted through a bag of Cheetos on Monday and found 4 different Cheetos that look like either religious figures, movie stars, or cartoon characters. I was wondering whether Frito Lay would be willing to buy any of them from me. One in particular looks like the Virgin Mary holding Baby Jesus aloft. Another one looks kind of like Socrates.</p>

<p>If you have some sort of buyback program for religious snack products, please let me know and I'll gladly pack them up and ship them to you.</p>

<p>Thanks!</blockquote></p>

<p>And here was their response:</p>

<blockquote><p>Hi Chris,</p>

<p>Thank you for writing to us about the interesting shapes in your bag of Cheetos.</p>

<p>You might want to start a collection or, like some people, sell them on E-Bay. We have quite a collection of our own&mdash;sent to us over the years by consumers who found them amusing.</p>

<p>We consider you a valued consumer and hope you will continue to enjoy snacks from Frito-Lay.</p>

<p>Best regards,<br />
Linda<br />
Frito-Lay Consumer Affairs</blockquote></p>

<p><a href="http://www.manolith.com/2009/05/18/cheesus-jesus-likeness-found-in-cheetos-bag/">"'Cheesus' Jesus Likeness Found In Cheetos Bag"</a> [Manolith]<br />
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:20039802</id>
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    <title>Comment from Winteridge2 on 2010-01-01</title>
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        <name>Winteridge2</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Would it help if the food was kosher?</p>]]>
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    <published>2010-01-01T13:23:42Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:13243903</id>
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    <title>Comment from berribrand on 2009-06-01</title>
    <author>
        <name>berribrand</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Find a peanut and call it "Peanus."</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-06-02T00:01:17Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:13156388</id>
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    <title>Comment from xoforoct wishes he lived in chasm city on 2009-05-29</title>
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        <name>xoforoct wishes he lived in chasm city</name>
        <uri>n/a</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5268367/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food#c13111141" rel="nofollow">HomersBrain</a>: This post singlehandedly made the world a better place to live in.</p><br />
<p>Also, I laughed a bit.</p></p>]]>
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    <published>2009-05-29T06:49:38Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from t7bros on 2009-05-28</title>
    <author>
        <name>t7bros</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="#c13113453" rel="nofollow">dorianh49</a>: Miss of Arc, of course.</p></p>]]>
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    <published>2009-05-28T20:41:26Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:13128908</id>
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    <title>Comment from subtlefrog on 2009-05-28</title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13111141" rel="nofollow">HomersBrain</a>: <br />
Actually, I can think of one, very NSFW thing that says it even better...(warning - not for the easily offended...)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php" rel="nofollow">[www.divine-interventions.com]</a><br />
<a href="http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php/" rel="nofollow"></a></p>]]>
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    <published>2009-05-28T11:29:14Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from maztec on 2009-05-28</title>
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        <name>maztec</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Selling Jesus?  How blasphemous!  Idolatry!  Just eat it and ask for blessings.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-05-28T09:45:08Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from FuryOfFirestorm on 2009-05-28</title>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>Blessed are the cheesemakers!</p></p>]]>
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    <published>2009-05-28T09:34:07Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from Trai_Dep on 2009-05-28</title>
    <author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13117242" rel="nofollow">GenerousHelpingOf_GitEmSteveDave</a>: Or, y'know, spliff up and then ALL is lost.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-05-28T09:21:47Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from Timothy Conard on 2009-05-28</title>
    <author>
        <name>Timothy Conard</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>News flash:  Jesus is historical fiction.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-05-28T08:14:09Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from MarleneMops on 2009-05-28</title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>If anyone finds a piece of food that looks like a pug, let me know. I adore pugs.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-05-28T06:57:20Z</published>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13123727" rel="nofollow">Chris Walters</a>: I can't wait until you discover the Cheetos Pan.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-05-28T06:54:16Z</published>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13110497" rel="nofollow">Chris Walters</a>: I certainly hope they were fed to you one by one, over a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paten" rel="nofollow">paten </a>to prevent the crumbs from falling on the floor.<br />
It goes without saying that you plucked one of your many rubied chalices from your wall-rack for your beer.</p>
<p>And, you call it "sharing"? <br />
Hmm.<br />
<b>I </b>get it. "Sharing" trips off the tongue more easily than "having the Captain frantically shred my lower leg to a bloody stump until the blood loss and feintiness make me drop the oatmeal bowl while I lapse helplessly into a coma".</p>
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        <![CDATA[<p>That was the funniest thing I've read in a long time.</p>
<p>It should be an ad campaign for Cheetos; it seriously made me want to buy some!</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13110271" rel="nofollow">ElizabethD</a>: I love how Chris' fingers become more increasingly Cheeto'd as the pictures progress.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>If there was a Nobel Prize for Blogging, Chris Walters would be the inaugural winner.</p>]]>
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    <title>Comment from Chris Walters on 2009-05-28</title>
    <author>
        <name>Chris Walters</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13118370" rel="nofollow">Eyebrows McGee (now with more baby!)</a>: Had to make it clear it was Mary.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I hate religion.  but I did find Jesus...he was on my toast with his mother.</p>]]>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Hilarious! The best thing to read after a 1-month hiatus of Consumerist!</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-05-28T04:56:01Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:13121295</id>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html#c13121295" />
    <title>Comment from FuryOfFirestorm on 2009-05-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>FuryOfFirestorm</name>
        <uri>http://www.myspace.com/furyoffirestorm</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.myspace.com/furyoffirestorm">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>More proof that Cheetos are from heaven!</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-28T04:33:45Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:13121149</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html#c13121149" />
    <title>Comment from almightytora on 2009-05-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>almightytora</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>I need to buy tons of Cheetos now. I might strike it rich... or never eat Cheetos again.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-28T04:25:51Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:13121063</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html#c13121063" />
    <title>Comment from MooseOfReason on 2009-05-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>MooseOfReason</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13110271" rel="nofollow">ElizabethD</a>: Yeah, I laughed.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-28T04:21:55Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:13120628</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html#c13120628" />
    <title>Comment from alexcassidy on 2009-05-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>alexcassidy</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>Speaking of religious symbols in foods, I once found a FSM in my spaghetti... oh wait</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-28T04:02:08Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:13120097</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html#c13120097" />
    <title>Comment from DerangedRoleModel on 2009-05-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>DerangedRoleModel</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>mmm...sacralicious.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-28T03:41:14Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:13119358</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html#c13119358" />
    <title>Comment from trujunglist on 2009-05-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>trujunglist</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>On a somewhat related topic, did you guys check out that video with the gigantic cheeto? I mean, bigger than the new gigantic cheetos they have these days? They made one special for the Giz or something. That looked like the nastiest thing ever. I'm OK with Cheetos, but bleh. Seriously.</p>
<p>And btw, I love this post. Probably one of the best I've seen on Consumerist.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-28T03:17:59Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:13118971</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html#c13118971" />
    <title>Comment from so_gracefully on 2009-05-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>so_gracefully</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>RIGHT THIS MINUTE, I am eating a Teddy Graham that looks exactly like a teddy bear. Anyone want to pay me for it? It's doing half a jumping jack! No?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-28T03:03:13Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:13118370</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html#c13118370" />
    <title>Comment from Eyebrows McGee (now with more baby!) on 2009-05-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>Eyebrows McGee (now with more baby!)</name>
        <uri>http://eyebrowsmcgee.blogspot.com/</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://eyebrowsmcgee.blogspot.com/">
        <![CDATA[<p>I like that you took the time to draw the boobs on the Virgin Mary.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-28T02:41:02Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:13118349</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html#c13118349" />
    <title>Comment from Eyebrows McGee (now with more baby!) on 2009-05-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>Eyebrows McGee (now with more baby!)</name>
        <uri>http://eyebrowsmcgee.blogspot.com/</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://eyebrowsmcgee.blogspot.com/">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13110271" rel="nofollow">ElizabethD</a>: Completely full of win!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-28T02:40:33Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:13117827</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html#c13117827" />
    <title>Comment from CreativeLinks on 2009-05-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>CreativeLinks</name>
        <uri>http://www.chetlee.com</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.chetlee.com">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="#c13115073" rel="nofollow">TideGuy</a>: <br />+1 Best Comment Ever.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-28T02:24:11Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:13117242</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html#c13117242" />
    <title>Comment from GenerousHelpingOf_GitEmSteveDave on 2009-05-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>GenerousHelpingOf_GitEmSteveDave</name>
        <uri>http://www.CanItKillTheGrimace.com</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.CanItKillTheGrimace.com">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13115261" rel="nofollow">FooSchnickens</a>: Yeah, but then they might be imposing their will upon a helpless creature.  Damn hippies.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-28T02:05:26Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:13116494</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html#c13116494" />
    <title>Comment from limbikity on 2009-05-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>limbikity</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>okay, so how does one ship the cheeto jesus? can you guarantee that it won't be crushed in transport?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-28T01:43:30Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:13116456</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html#c13116456" />
    <title>Comment from I Love New Jersey on 2009-05-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>I Love New Jersey</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>I saw some product obviously aimed at Catholics which will imprint an image of the Virgin Mary on your grilled cheese sandwich.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-28T01:42:49Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:13115481</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html#c13115481" />
    <title>Comment from FooSchnickens - Full of SCAR on 2009-05-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>FooSchnickens - Full of SCAR</name>
        <uri>http://www.f00tography.com</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.f00tography.com">
        <![CDATA[<p>I see your Cheesus and raise you Chicken of the World created using Tyson Chicken filets:</p>
<p><a href="http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r156/FooSchnickens/1eeb3e1c2ab8__1141272921000.jpg" rel="nofollow">[i143.photobucket.com]</a></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-28T01:15:06Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:13115413</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html#c13115413" />
    <title>Comment from B1663R on 2009-05-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>B1663R</name>
        <uri>n/a</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="n/a">
        <![CDATA[<p>that's nothing, i once found a Dorito in a bag of Frito's</p>
<p>/truestory</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-28T01:13:15Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:13115375</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html#c13115375" />
    <title>Comment from Ragman on 2009-05-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>Ragman</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>That ain't Goopy, that Scooby Doo!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-28T01:12:25Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:13115261</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html#c13115261" />
    <title>Comment from FooSchnickens - Full of SCAR on 2009-05-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>FooSchnickens - Full of SCAR</name>
        <uri>http://www.f00tography.com</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.f00tography.com">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13111421" rel="nofollow">GenerousHelpingOf_GitEmSteveDave</a>: A tedious dichotomy, to say the least. One cannot buy cheetos without also having the urge to down them all as fast as possible.</p>
<p>Perhaps get a hippie to do it? They know better than to eat that crap, it might unbalance their Chi.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-28T01:09:25Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:13115073</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html#c13115073" />
    <title>Comment from TideGuy on 2009-05-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>TideGuy</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>WWCD?</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-28T01:04:03Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:13114732</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html#c13114732" />
    <title>Comment from ajlei on 2009-05-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>ajlei</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13112203" rel="nofollow">axiomatic</a>: And without even a ??????? step!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-28T00:53:40Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:13114359</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html#c13114359" />
    <title>Comment from vladthepaler on 2009-05-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>vladthepaler</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>Frito Lay should just rename their product Cheesy Jeesuses and give Chester Cheetah a halo.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-28T00:43:56Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:13113453</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html#c13113453" />
    <title>Comment from dorianh49 on 2009-05-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>dorianh49</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5268367/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food#c13111391" rel="nofollow">docrice</a>: Well, then, who is Noah's wife?</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-28T00:19:26Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:13112868</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html#c13112868" />
    <title>Comment from Razorgirl on 2009-05-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>Razorgirl</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>I have nothing productive to add, I just want to have this post in my comments to I can easily refer back to it on a regular basis. I will be buying a bag of Cheetos on my way home from work tonight though.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-28T00:02:49Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:13112787</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html#c13112787" />
    <title>Comment from ObtuseGoose on 2009-05-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>ObtuseGoose</name>
        <uri>n/a</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="n/a">
        <![CDATA[<p>The scary part is that these are the same religious wackjobs that vote against gay marriage. Meanwhile they're praying to their Cheetos. You'd think they'd believe in the sanctity of snack foods.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-28T00:00:21Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:13112550</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html#c13112550" />
    <title>Comment from m4ximusprim3 on 2009-05-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>m4ximusprim3</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13111059" rel="nofollow">cristiana</a>: how did you get the top dollar? I've been trying to find it for years, but every time I get close, someone else has it!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-27T23:53:41Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:13112377</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html#c13112377" />
    <title>Comment from m4ximusprim3 on 2009-05-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>m4ximusprim3</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13110497" rel="nofollow">Chris Walters</a>: I can't believe you ate kirk douglas AND kicked out CDM over oatmeal.</p>
<p>my opinion of you is incontrovertibly shattered.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-27T23:49:59Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:13112203</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html#c13112203" />
    <title>Comment from axiomatic on 2009-05-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>axiomatic</name>
        <uri>http://www.gamingsignal.com</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.gamingsignal.com">
        <![CDATA[<p>Step 1: Distort suspect historical supposition as fact.<br />
Step 2: Discount others as irrelevant non-believers.<br />
Step 3: Claim food product is representative of your deity.<br />
Step 4: Profit</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-27T23:44:46Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:13112160</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html#c13112160" />
    <title>Comment from TheDustball on 2009-05-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>TheDustball</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13110425" rel="nofollow">alarmpro</a>: I was already laughing out loud when I saw that. That just sealed the deal.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-27T23:43:39Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:13112135</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html#c13112135" />
    <title>Comment from TheDustball on 2009-05-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>TheDustball</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13110271" rel="nofollow">ElizabethD</a>: I agree! So awesome.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-27T23:43:01Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:13111421</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html#c13111421" />
    <title>Comment from GenerousHelpingOf_GitEmSteveDave on 2009-05-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>GenerousHelpingOf_GitEmSteveDave</name>
        <uri>http://www.CanItKillTheGrimace.com</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.CanItKillTheGrimace.com">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13110497" rel="nofollow">Chris Walters</a>: Hrmmm, I bet my three would do it.  But then I would have to buy Cheetos, and I would end up eating them all.  Dang!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-27T23:23:45Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:13111391</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html#c13111391" />
    <title>Comment from docrice on 2009-05-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>docrice</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5268367/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food#c13111064" rel="nofollow">acasto</a>: It made me feel better too, but only because every time I read the name Socrates, I see it as "So-crates", as pronounced by Bill and Ted...</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-27T23:22:58Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:13111330</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html#c13111330" />
    <title>Comment from Tristan Smith on 2009-05-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>Tristan Smith</name>
        <uri>http://Tristan-Smith.com</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://Tristan-Smith.com">
        <![CDATA[<p>I created a Flickr group! submit your food shaped like religious icons here! <a href="http://www.flickr.com/groups/1125384@N21/" rel="nofollow">[www.flickr.com]</a></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-27T23:21:23Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:13111308</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html#c13111308" />
    <title>Comment from Shappie on 2009-05-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>Shappie</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>Best Article Ever!</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-27T23:20:51Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:13111219</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html#c13111219" />
    <title>Comment from Riff-Raff on 2009-05-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>Riff-Raff</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>Coming Summer 2010...</p>
<p>Transcheetos: Cheese Wars</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-27T23:18:44Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:13111175</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html#c13111175" />
    <title>Comment from carolynkline on 2009-05-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>carolynkline</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>There should be a Cheetos-look-a-like drinking game. So many drinks for a Jesus looking one, so many drinks for a Mary looking one, a cartoon looking one, an actor looking one and so on and so on...and the more you drink, the more the Cheetos look like whatever you want them to (lol)</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-27T23:17:37Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:13111141</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html#c13111141" />
    <title>Comment from HomersBrain on 2009-05-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>HomersBrain</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>Nothing says "I love my Lord" quite like auctioning him off on Ebay to the highest bidder !</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-27T23:16:37Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:13111064</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html#c13111064" />
    <title>Comment from acasto on 2009-05-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>acasto</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>"Socrates running from a snake"</p>
<p>Having started the day off by stepping on a dirty diaper in the parking lot while walking through the parking lot in the rain wearing sandals, well, this helps make the day not quite so crappy.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-27T23:14:48Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:13111059</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html#c13111059" />
    <title>Comment from cristiana on 2009-05-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>cristiana</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>I will pay top dollar for a Cthulhu cheeto!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-27T23:14:42Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:13110721</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html#c13110721" />
    <title>Comment from waza0 on 2009-05-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>waza0</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>what a waste of time</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-27T23:05:34Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:13110631</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html#c13110631" />
    <title>Comment from bornonbord on 2009-05-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>bornonbord</name>
        <uri>http://www.greenpopsicle.com</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.greenpopsicle.com">
        <![CDATA[<p>I'm incredibly impressed by this.  Suddenly it turns star gazing into Cheetos gazing.</p>
<p>I'm still stuck on this - The couple is saying they will eat the Cheesus if it doesn't sell.</p>
<p>Have <i>you</i> ever eaten a week-old Cheeto?  That shit's <i>nasty</i>.  I'll buy it from them just so no one has to go through that</p>
<p>(and then resell it as Cheesus H Bites)</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-27T23:03:10Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:13110500</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html#c13110500" />
    <title>Comment from zentex on 2009-05-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>zentex</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>Depeche Mode had it all wrong and chris finally broke the news of the real lyrics</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-27T22:59:35Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:13110497</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html#c13110497" />
    <title>Comment from Chris Walters on 2009-05-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>Chris Walters</name>
        <uri>http://twitter.com/consumerchris</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://twitter.com/consumerchris">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c13110352" rel="nofollow">GenerousHelpingOf_GitEmSteveDave</a>: You could have, but after several beers Monday night I ate them all. Also, CDM doesn't live with me, because I refuse to share my oatmeal.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-27T22:59:30Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:13110464</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html#c13110464" />
    <title>Comment from GreatWhiteNorth on 2009-05-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>GreatWhiteNorth</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>You have just invented the best party game ever!</p>
<p>Way too funny.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-27T22:58:25Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:13110441</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html#c13110441" />
    <title>Comment from calquist on 2009-05-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>calquist</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>I'd pay big for a kitty cheeto.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-27T22:57:52Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:13110425</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html#c13110425" />
    <title>Comment from Alarmpro on 2009-05-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>Alarmpro</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>"My Own. Personal. Cheesus."  Hahahahahaha!!!!!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-27T22:57:16Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:13110423</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html#c13110423" />
    <title>Comment from pecan 3.14159265 on 2009-05-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>pecan 3.14159265</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>Well now I've got to grab a bag of cheetos so I can see whether any of it can be a religious or cartoon icon. I'll be back with the results in a few delicious, cheesy minutes.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-27T22:57:15Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:13110383</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html#c13110383" />
    <title>Comment from VidaBlueBalls on 2009-05-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>VidaBlueBalls</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>Seriously, how delicious are Cheetos?  Artificial ingredients and flavors be damned.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-27T22:56:01Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:13110379</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html#c13110379" />
    <title>Comment from floraposte on 2009-05-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>floraposte</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>Transubstantiation--now in cheese flavor!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-27T22:55:56Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:13110352</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html#c13110352" />
    <title>Comment from GenerousHelpingOf_GitEmSteveDave on 2009-05-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>GenerousHelpingOf_GitEmSteveDave</name>
        <uri>http://www.CanItKillTheGrimace.com</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.CanItKillTheGrimace.com">
        <![CDATA[<p>Can we get a video of infidel Cheetos being thrown to Captain Duval Moneycat in a mock Colosseum?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-27T22:55:09Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:13110337</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html#c13110337" />
    <title>Comment from dorianh49 on 2009-05-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>dorianh49</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5268367/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food#c13110271" rel="nofollow">ElizabethD</a>: Tears. Streaming.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-05-27T22:54:41Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367-comment:13110271</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5268367" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/05/how-to-tell-if-you-have-religious-food.html#c13110271" />
    <title>Comment from ElizabethD on 2009-05-27</title>
    <author>
        <name>ElizabethD</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Best post ever.  LOL</p>]]>
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