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]]>But there was told to be cake. Oh surely it must be those horrible lying cats.
]]>Are you saying that he does or are you asking if he does?
]]>T MN: Btch stf! t's jk y dmb twt.
bvsly y hv n sns f hmr. Thy r nt tryng lnt y. Wht, r y llrgc t cts n yr mntr t?
I thought the fact that you had a cat as your avatar would have made that clear.
]]>I love the cats!
]]>I love LOLCats. Provides a nice little chuckle amid the doom and gloom.
]]>I Can Haz Consumerist?
]]>I would like more cats even if it wasn't April Fools Days.
]]>This consumerist junkie approves!
]]>damn dude... that was obviously a joke on emonas part as well... lol
]]>(I foresee a blogger-blacklist coming. Bye, all.)
]]>Great job guys...I just walked in on MY cat trying to kill the evil cake eating cat on the computer. Since, you're now the slaves of consumer reports...any suggestions for a new monitor?
]]>...nah. That guy is clearly a loser, based on his previous comments.
]]>The more fluffy, pettable animals and cake in my life, the better.
]]>Hmm, I thought the Tax Cat remark would make that clear.
]]>lol
]]>Consumerist, you just lost a loyal reader.
]]>@Rectilinear Propagation: We may need to upgeade to a Clue-by-four for this one.
]]>So does this mean less kitenz starting tommorow? I am sending an EECB.
]]>Damn, that embed didn't work.
]]>@Trai_Dep: sea kittens!
]]>btw, @kitteh: THE CAKE IS A LIE!
]]>@WelcomingFacebookers_GitEmSteveDave: Good doggies!!!!
]]>Reported to PETA.
]]>Oh. Hey. On this special day, I demand the Captain grace the pages!!
]]>Plz.
]]>we're pleased to bring you additional photographs of things you'd like to pet or eat
Ooohhh... Can't it be a pic of both? Mmmmmm.... Braised cat.....
]]>@razremytuxbuddy: I HATE puppies! They always have a wet-dog aftertaste!
]]>@StuckinLansing: Oh this is like, your third comment. I get it now. Lurk moar.
]]>TOTALL PHOTOSHOPPED. Look at the cat's muzzle in the first picture -vs- the second. The markings on the muzzle reverse sides.
SHENGANIGANS!
I blame the OP.
]]>i would have told you this... for free.
]]>Cats + Righteous consumer rage = winsauce
]]>@RodAox: I miss ALF.
]]>If I were stuck in Lansing, I'd be a miserable prick too.
]]>@StuckinLansing: LOL, do you realize what day it is?
]]>Ahem.
The Cake, it is a lie.
]]>Best April 1st ever.
]]>um what day is it?
]]>While I like adorable animals and humor as much as the next person.
This site appears to be turning away from being an informative or professionally run site and, therefore
another frivolous site to avoid.
What about puppies? Can we get some puppies up-in-here?
]]>What a cute and adorable cake! And such a tasty looking cat!
]]>I like to eat cats and pet food. . .
]]>Are the cats and/or cake free? Because we could be into that.
]]>So does that mean you will start adding cats and cake in October?
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