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  <title>Comments for Japan, Crazy For Bananas, Gets Crazy Bananaman Commercials</title>
  <subtitle>Shoppers bite back.</subtitle>
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    <published>2009-04-09T17:44:40Z</published>
    <updated>2009-04-09T18:27:51Z</updated>
    <title>Japan, Crazy For Bananas, Gets Crazy Bananaman Commercials</title>
    <summary>--&gt;A series of madcap ads for Dole bananas airing in Japan shows a Banana Man who grows CGI bananas out his head and hands and can shoot them at banana-loving bystanders. Why, oh why? The explanation, and more video, inside...</summary>
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      <name>Ben Popken</name>
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<p><a href="http://www.dole.co.jp/doleman/cm/index.html">More videos here</a>. [Dole.co.jp]<br>
<a href="http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1850454,00.html">Japan Goes Bananas for a New Diet</a> [TIME]</p>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11983526</id>
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    <title>Comment from Chiri on 2009-04-10</title>
    <author>
        <name>Chiri</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5205052/japan-crazy-for-bananas-gets-crazy-bananaman-commercials#c11961528" rel="nofollow">Kingsley90210</a>: Haha until you find out Shingo is actually a member of a famous Japanese boy band, then you'll just want to take a quick shower.</p><br />
<p>He has cross-dressed as a woman too, to scare children across Japan as Shingo Mama.<br /><a></a></p><br />
<a></a><br /><a>+ Watch video</a><br />
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<p></p></p>]]>
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    <published>2009-04-10T07:35:12Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11982853</id>
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    <title>Comment from AlxFherMana on 2009-04-10</title>
    <author>
        <name>AlxFherMana</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11966708" rel="nofollow">Wendy Sloan</a>: @<a href="#c11968205" rel="nofollow">catastrophegirl</a>: Yup.  Sometimes they DO have a Japanese word for something but they prefer to use the non-Japanese version.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-04-10T06:56:53Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11979010</id>
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    <title>Comment from Jessica Marie Cooper on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>Jessica Marie Cooper</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I live in Japan and I've seen this commercial on TV. Because I've been here so long, it doesn't even faze me as weird anymore...</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-04-10T03:28:47Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11977452</id>
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    <title>Comment from orlo on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>orlo</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11970447" rel="nofollow">wickedpixel</a>: Coffee and a banana is a normal breakfast for a lot of people; it takes a special detail to transform it into a fad diet.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-04-10T02:26:42Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11970447</id>
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    <title>Comment from wickedpixel on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>wickedpixel</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>don't understand the room temperature water thing, especially if it's part of a diet. drinking cold water actually burns more calories because your body needs to expend energy to warm the water up to body temperature.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-04-09T23:15:33Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11970264</id>
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    <title>Comment from Benguin on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>Benguin</name>
        <uri>n/a</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11961312" rel="nofollow">WOPDingo</a>: No, but I do think it's oddly HORRIFYING.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-04-09T23:10:18Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11970226</id>
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    <title>Comment from rockasocky on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>rockasocky</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>I wish I could stand on a soapbox and defend my peoples with a long talk about cultural relativsm blablabla... but seriously, Japanese commercials never make any damn sense.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-04-09T23:08:59Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11969356</id>
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    <title>Comment from Tiber on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>Tiber</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11963243" rel="nofollow">WOPDingo</a>: I don't think it's new: <a href="http://kotaku.com/5202788/banana-eating-cat-ear-ps3-game-not-expressive" rel="nofollow">Slightly NSFW</a></p>]]>
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    <published>2009-04-09T22:44:15Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11969279</id>
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    <title>Comment from ClockOnTheStove on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>ClockOnTheStove</name>
        <uri>n/a</uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11963085" rel="nofollow">pb5000</a>: When I say "German" I mean [finger quotes] German.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-04-09T22:41:48Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11968252</id>
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    <title>Comment from MoreFunThanToast on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>MoreFunThanToast</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>its so awesome I'm speechless</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-04-09T22:13:24Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11968205</id>
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    <title>Comment from catastrophegirl on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>catastrophegirl</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11966708" rel="nofollow">Wendy Sloan</a>: it's not like banana is an english word. the japanese words for many foods, like the english words for many foods, are taken from or the same as the words in the country/language of origin. <br />
japanese word for croquette is pronounced the same way the french do, because it's a french food. .... same as in english.</p>
<p>and they pronounce the word for coffee close to the same as it's pronounced pretty much everywhere else.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-04-09T22:12:19Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11967339</id>
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    <title>Comment from Trai_Dep on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>Trai_Dep</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11963178" rel="nofollow">Wendy Sloan</a>: Sure: "banana". :)</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-04-09T21:46:10Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11967322</id>
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    <title>Comment from FuryOfFirestorm on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>FuryOfFirestorm</name>
        <uri>http://www.myspace.com/furyoffirestorm</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>Looks like Meatwad's pet Handbanana is on the loose!</p></p>]]>
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    <published>2009-04-09T21:45:30Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11967300</id>
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    <title>Comment from Trai_Dep on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>Trai_Dep</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11961312" rel="nofollow">WOPDingo</a>: They're schwingaliscious!<br />
Is the whipped cream topping expected, or á la cart?</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-04-09T21:44:58Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from arstal on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>arstal</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Broccoman now has some competition.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-04-09T21:44:36Z</published>
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  <entry>
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    <title>Comment from Luckwouldhaveit on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>Luckwouldhaveit</name>
        <uri>n/a</uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11962626" rel="nofollow">docrice</a>: Mr. Bananagrabber.</p>
<p>Michael Bluth: "I guess it would just be a guy who, you know, grabs bananas and runs. Or a banana that grabs things. I don't know. Why would a banana grab another banana? I mean those are the kind of questions I don't want to answer.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-04-09T21:37:34Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11966708</id>
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    <title>Comment from Wendy Sloan on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>Wendy Sloan</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11963666" rel="nofollow">Liam Kinkaid</a>: different languages have a word for banana. I'm surprised that for a language as old as Japanese, they don't have a word for a friggin fruit that grows a few countries away.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-04-09T21:28:27Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11966016</id>
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    <title>Comment from veg-o-matic on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>veg-o-matic</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>First thing I thought of:<br />
<a></a></p>
<p>Eric's apparently grown up.. and become Japanese.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-04-09T21:06:58Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11965289</id>
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    <title>Comment from Applekid on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>Applekid</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Japanese Kikkoman is a superior anthropomorphic mascot.<br />
<a href="http://www.philben.net/images/blog/kikkoman.gif" rel="nofollow">Show Me Shoyu</a></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-04-09T20:44:06Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11964976</id>
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    <title>Comment from Cid29 on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>Cid29</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11963532" rel="nofollow">nakedscience</a>: <br />
I agree 100%, on a side note i think i found a way to make my money in the stock market back.</p>
<p>1. Buy stock in company X<br />
2. Claim eating their product for a week caused me to lose 20 lbs. <br />
3. Watch idiots buy product and stock soar.<br />
4. Profit</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-04-09T20:33:06Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11964832</id>
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    <title>Comment from Blinky987 on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>Blinky987</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11961644" rel="nofollow">Cid29</a>: Except you could do this without being a total moron by simply scaling back calories, cutting out a significant portion of carbohydrates since people usually have way too many carbs in their meals, and eating 3-5 properly portioned meals.</p>
<p>Or you could believe in the power of banana and water. I guess that works too according to Mrs. Housewife, PhD.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-04-09T20:28:49Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11964462</id>
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    <title>Comment from zandar on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>zandar</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>dibs on the delectable bananastache!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-04-09T20:16:41Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11964322</id>
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    <title>Comment from Anonymous on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>Anonymous</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>Translations, in case anyone's wondering...

<p>Video 1:</p>

<p>When it comes to bananas, it's all about Dole Man<br />
It might be pushy, but I've decided<br />
I want to cheer you and your girlfriend up<br />
So I grow bananas<br />
I am Dole Man</p>

<p><br />
Video 2:</p>

<p>Girl: We've been going out for three years now...<br />
Man: This is good.<br />
Girl: Why are you eating a banana?<br />
Man: Oh, sorry.<br />
Girl: It's about time we...<br />
Man: This is good. <br />
Girl: Why are you eating a banana?<br />
Man: Sorry.<br />
Girl: We've been going out for three years, it's about time we...<br />
Man: This is good.<br />
Girl: Are you even listening to me?<br />
Announcer: How about a banana?</p>

</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-04-09T20:11:18Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11964084</id>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/04/japan-crazy-for-bananas-gets-crazy-bananaman-commercials.html#c11964084" />
    <title>Comment from richcreamerybutter on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>richcreamerybutter</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11961312" rel="nofollow">WOPDingo</a>: Take a look at the very last scene of the second commercial and keep in mind circumcision is not widely practiced in Japan.  ;)</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-04-09T20:03:43Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11963666</id>
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    <title>Comment from Liam Kinkaid on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>Liam Kinkaid</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11963178" rel="nofollow">Wendy Sloan</a>: Just like there's no English word for sushi, miso, or teriyaki?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-04-09T19:48:27Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11963532</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/04/japan-crazy-for-bananas-gets-crazy-bananaman-commercials.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/04/japan-crazy-for-bananas-gets-crazy-bananaman-commercials.html#c11963532" />
    <title>Comment from nakedscience on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>nakedscience</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5205052/japan-crazy-for-bananas-gets-crazy-bananaman-commercials#c11961644" rel="nofollow">Cid29</a>: I'm pretty certain you're actually (usually) supposed to have a decent breakfast, which includes proteins and starches. A banana, while tasty, isn't much in the way of breakfast.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-04-09T19:43:57Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11963243</id>
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    <title>Comment from WOPDingo on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>WOPDingo</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11961430" rel="nofollow">_catlike_</a>: Yes! That's exactly what I thought! I was thinking to myself, "Great...just what we need: a new genre of Hentai porn."</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-04-09T19:33:31Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11963213</id>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/04/japan-crazy-for-bananas-gets-crazy-bananaman-commercials.html#c11963213" />
    <title>Comment from WOPDingo on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>WOPDingo</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11961368" rel="nofollow">ShikhaJalooner</a>: "Hehehehe...you said 'hard'."</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-04-09T19:32:26Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11963178</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/04/japan-crazy-for-bananas-gets-crazy-bananaman-commercials.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/04/japan-crazy-for-bananas-gets-crazy-bananaman-commercials.html#c11963178" />
    <title>Comment from Wendy Sloan on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>Wendy Sloan</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>there's no japanese word for banana?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-04-09T19:30:38Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11963085</id>
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    <title>Comment from pb5000 on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>pb5000</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11962865" rel="nofollow">TWinter</a>: I couldn't stand more than 10 seconds of it at a time, I probably would have noticed that if I didn't have to shut it off to stop my eyes from bleeding.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-04-09T19:27:21Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11962865</id>
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    <title>Comment from TWinter on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>TWinter</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11962461" rel="nofollow">pb5000</a>: I don't think those people are really Germans.</p>
<p>The accents are TOO stereotyped and the "milky pirate" is clearly drinking out of an American style plastic milk jug.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-04-09T19:17:38Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11962801</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/04/japan-crazy-for-bananas-gets-crazy-bananaman-commercials.html"/>
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    <title>Comment from ViperBorg on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>ViperBorg</name>
        <uri>n/a</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="n/a">
        <![CDATA[<p>If I lived in Japan and saw this commercial, I would go to Dole HQ in Japan, sit outside the gate, and set myself on fire.</p>
<p>Just.... no.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-04-09T19:14:35Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11962626</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/04/japan-crazy-for-bananas-gets-crazy-bananaman-commercials.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/04/japan-crazy-for-bananas-gets-crazy-bananaman-commercials.html#c11962626" />
    <title>Comment from docrice on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>docrice</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5205052/japan-crazy-for-bananas-gets-crazy-bananaman-commercials#c11961867" rel="nofollow">Rhayader</a>: A good reference, but it won't make YOUR banana stand....</p><br />
<p>//GOB</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-04-09T19:07:03Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11962461</id>
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    <title>Comment from pb5000 on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>pb5000</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11961991" rel="nofollow">ClockOnTheStove</a>: Is this guy legit in Germany?  That looks like a HS video class project!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-04-09T19:00:03Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11962367</id>
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    <title>Comment from pb5000 on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>pb5000</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11961489" rel="nofollow">VideoOrItDidn'tHappen_GitEmSteveDave</a>: wow, just wow</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-04-09T18:56:26Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11961991</id>
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    <title>Comment from ClockOnTheStove on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>ClockOnTheStove</name>
        <uri>n/a</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="n/a">
        <![CDATA[<p>Well, if you like banana appendages and "German" techno, you will love <i>My Hands are Bananas</i>!  Sorry but I can't resist!<br />
<a></a></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-04-09T18:37:59Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11961983</id>
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    <title>Comment from AbsurdHero on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>AbsurdHero</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11961802" rel="nofollow">VideoOrItDidn'tHappen_GitEmSteveDave</a>: Yes, that.  So much for my "courtesy" of just providing a link.  :-)</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-04-09T18:37:35Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11961867</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/04/japan-crazy-for-bananas-gets-crazy-bananaman-commercials.html"/>
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    <title>Comment from Rhayader on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>Rhayader</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>Am I really the first person to mention Arrested Development here?</p>
<p>There's always money in the banana stand.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-04-09T18:32:08Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11961802</id>
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    <title>Comment from VideoOrItDidn&apos;tHappen_GitEmSteveDave on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>VideoOrItDidn&apos;tHappen_GitEmSteveDave</name>
        <uri>http://www.CanItKillTheGrimace.com</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.CanItKillTheGrimace.com">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11961751" rel="nofollow">AbsurdHero</a>: </p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-04-09T18:29:05Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11961751</id>
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    <title>Comment from AbsurdHero on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>AbsurdHero</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>When I was in Japan last year, I noticed quite a bit of banana-related merchandise, primarily centered around a cartoon character named Banao.</p>
<p><a href="http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/149/bananamerch.jpg" rel="nofollow">[img381.imageshack.us]</a></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-04-09T18:26:54Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11961650</id>
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    <title>Comment from YamiNoSenshi on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>YamiNoSenshi</name>
        <uri>http://www.stevens.edu/anime</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.stevens.edu/anime">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11961251" rel="nofollow">vliam</a>:</p>
<p>Boop boop ba-doop a-doop.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-04-09T18:21:55Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11961646</id>
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    <title>Comment from winstonthorne on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>winstonthorne</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I may approach a stranger and advise him that I "want his bananas."  I'm sure his reaction will be priceless.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-04-09T18:21:39Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11961644</id>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/04/japan-crazy-for-bananas-gets-crazy-bananaman-commercials.html#c11961644" />
    <title>Comment from Cid29 on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>Cid29</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11961334" rel="nofollow">Blinky987</a>:<br />
No where does it say you are supposed to starve your self, you eat a banana and water for breakfast to jump start your metabolism and then eat a normal lunch and dinner.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-04-09T18:21:36Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11961636</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/04/japan-crazy-for-bananas-gets-crazy-bananaman-commercials.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/04/japan-crazy-for-bananas-gets-crazy-bananaman-commercials.html#c11961636" />
    <title>Comment from YamiNoSenshi on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>YamiNoSenshi</name>
        <uri>http://www.stevens.edu/anime</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.stevens.edu/anime">
        <![CDATA[<p>I... what?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-04-09T18:21:24Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11961587</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/04/japan-crazy-for-bananas-gets-crazy-bananaman-commercials.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/04/japan-crazy-for-bananas-gets-crazy-bananaman-commercials.html#c11961587" />
    <title>Comment from howman on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>howman</name>
        <uri>http://www.suissa.ca</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.suissa.ca">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11961312" rel="nofollow">WOPDingo</a>: I don't know... this guy in the park chucking a stack of bananas onto the lap of a crying woman on a bench... Nah... just you... But, I do wonder what she needs all those extra bananas for?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-04-09T18:18:24Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11961577</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/04/japan-crazy-for-bananas-gets-crazy-bananaman-commercials.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/04/japan-crazy-for-bananas-gets-crazy-bananaman-commercials.html#c11961577" />
    <title>Comment from Radi0logy on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>Radi0logy</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>Shouldn't that be BanaNAman in the title?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-04-09T18:17:58Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11961528</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/04/japan-crazy-for-bananas-gets-crazy-bananaman-commercials.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/04/japan-crazy-for-bananas-gets-crazy-bananaman-commercials.html#c11961528" />
    <title>Comment from Kingsley90210 on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>Kingsley90210</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>This man is my new hero.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-04-09T18:16:05Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11961489</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/04/japan-crazy-for-bananas-gets-crazy-bananaman-commercials.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/04/japan-crazy-for-bananas-gets-crazy-bananaman-commercials.html#c11961489" />
    <title>Comment from VideoOrItDidn&apos;tHappen_GitEmSteveDave on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>VideoOrItDidn&apos;tHappen_GitEmSteveDave</name>
        <uri>http://www.CanItKillTheGrimace.com</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.CanItKillTheGrimace.com">
        <![CDATA[<p>If only eating banana's could enable me to shoot them out of my nose and/or fly two feet off the ground by flapping them.</p>
<p>And now, to ruin your day:<a></a></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-04-09T18:13:28Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11961463</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/04/japan-crazy-for-bananas-gets-crazy-bananaman-commercials.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/04/japan-crazy-for-bananas-gets-crazy-bananaman-commercials.html#c11961463" />
    <title>Comment from blazinrebel on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>blazinrebel</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>I'd prefer a weight loss program that isn't associated with a guy who has bananas all over his face.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-04-09T18:11:52Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11961430</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/04/japan-crazy-for-bananas-gets-crazy-bananaman-commercials.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/04/japan-crazy-for-bananas-gets-crazy-bananaman-commercials.html#c11961430" />
    <title>Comment from _catlike_ on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>_catlike_</name>
        <uri>n/a</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="n/a">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11961312" rel="nofollow">WOPDingo</a>: Bananas are the new tentacles.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-04-09T18:09:57Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11961413</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/04/japan-crazy-for-bananas-gets-crazy-bananaman-commercials.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/04/japan-crazy-for-bananas-gets-crazy-bananaman-commercials.html#c11961413" />
    <title>Comment from Gravitational Eddy on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>Gravitational Eddy</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>sorry wrong thread....</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-04-09T18:08:53Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11961409</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/04/japan-crazy-for-bananas-gets-crazy-bananaman-commercials.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/04/japan-crazy-for-bananas-gets-crazy-bananaman-commercials.html#c11961409" />
    <title>Comment from Gravitational Eddy on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>Gravitational Eddy</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>Sham-WOW</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-04-09T18:08:35Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11961368</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/04/japan-crazy-for-bananas-gets-crazy-bananaman-commercials.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/04/japan-crazy-for-bananas-gets-crazy-bananaman-commercials.html#c11961368" />
    <title>Comment from Anonymous on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>Anonymous</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11961312" rel="nofollow">WOPDingo</a>: 

<p>Nope... you're just thinking too hard.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-04-09T18:05:14Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11961334</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/04/japan-crazy-for-bananas-gets-crazy-bananaman-commercials.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/04/japan-crazy-for-bananas-gets-crazy-bananaman-commercials.html#c11961334" />
    <title>Comment from Blinky987 on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>Blinky987</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>You should definitely starve yourself for the day and slow down your metabolism in an attempt to simply cut calories. This housewife is a genius.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-04-09T18:02:53Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11961312</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/04/japan-crazy-for-bananas-gets-crazy-bananaman-commercials.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/04/japan-crazy-for-bananas-gets-crazy-bananaman-commercials.html#c11961312" />
    <title>Comment from WOPDingo on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>WOPDingo</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>Anyone else think that commercial is oddly "suggestive"? I mean, bananas are kind of phalic already, but this made me feel kind of...I dunno...violated?</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-04-09T18:00:25Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5205052-comment:11961251</id>
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    <title>Comment from vliam on 2009-04-09</title>
    <author>
        <name>vliam</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p></p>
]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-04-09T17:53:49Z</published>
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