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  <updated>2010-01-24T13:19:55Z</updated>
  <title>Comments for J.Crew CEO Gives Man 30 Shoes Because They Lied To Him</title>
  <subtitle>Shoppers bite back.</subtitle>
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    <published>2009-03-03T02:30:48Z</published>
    <updated>2009-03-03T18:55:51Z</updated>
    <title>J.Crew CEO Gives Man 30 Shoes Because They Lied To Him</title>
    <summary>--&gt;Paul now has 30 free pairs of sneakers from J.Crew for calling them out on some bullshit.</summary>
    <author>
      <name>Ben Popken</name>
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<p><!--<img src="http://consumerist.com/images/31/2009/03/boxpile.jpg"  width="494" height="407" style="display:block;" />-->Paul now has 30 free pairs of sneakers from J.Crew for calling them out on some bullshit.</p>
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<p>It started off with me shopping in a store in NJ. I really liked the sneaker there but the store was closing and I had to head back to Brooklyn. The sales associate told me to just go online and id be able to get the shoes for same price via website. They were 50% off in store, plus I had 15 % student discount. I call J.Crew online, and the sales person is super nice. She places me on hold to confirm with store the price.</p>
<p>She tells me that she spoke to the manager and that the shoes were never 50% off. I asked who she spoke to. Hang up and call store myself. Turns out there's no manager in there by the name I was given</p>
<p>I call back J.Crew. I am told salesperson who i was working with left for the day, only to then find out she's actually still in. Basically lied to non-stop.</p>
<p>I call CEO. His assistant takes care of me. I have 30 new pairs of sneakers now.</p>
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<p>Awesomness defined.</p>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11122487</id>
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    <title>Comment from Stream Of Consciousness on 2009-03-04</title>
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        <name>Stream Of Consciousness</name>
        <uri>http://www.myspace.com/uninterruptedstreamofconsciousness</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Wow...that is pretty badass. Talk about rectifying the situation.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-03-04T07:24:54Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11122006</id>
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    <title>Comment from BillyDee_CT on 2009-03-04</title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I would be happy with that many shoes assuming I burn through shoes the way I do. You have to look at it that they actually did something for Paul. Too many companies would simply try to blow smoke up your arse. While maybe not the ideal way to resolve it they did in a manner that benefitted the customer.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-03-04T07:00:01Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11119606</id>
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    <title>Comment from Jersson Gomez on 2009-03-03</title>
    <author>
        <name>Jersson Gomez</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11106702" rel="nofollow">Con Seannery is apparently an ADMIN...</a>: right next to the box i keep my grammer nazi bait in.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-03-04T04:56:26Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11113570</id>
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    <title>Comment from Android8675 on 2009-03-03</title>
    <author>
        <name>Android8675</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11089166" rel="nofollow">Oranges w/ Cheese</a>: I was going to say EBay, but I like the other suggestions of donating to charity. WAY too many people in need now a days to ignore.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-03-04T01:36:48Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11112696</id>
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    <title>Comment from Paul Abrahamian on 2009-03-03</title>
    <author>
        <name>Paul Abrahamian</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Wow! A bit overwhelmed. I have received a few dozen messages on facebook !</p>
<p>Ok so YES they are ALL THE SAME STYLE OF SHOE!! Call me a true consumerist but I like my sneaks to be fresh and clean. The night in store in NJ i purchased 4 pairs in Ivory and I have only 1 "fresh" pair left. :(</p>
<p>The total discounted price of the shoe at the store worked out to be $8 and change.  There are people who smoke a pack a day ( $9 bucks at the bodega ) , what is so wrong with an addiction to fresh sneaks!</p>
<p>So the real # of shoes works out to be 28 -  22 Red, 2 Ivory , 3 Green and 1 Navy</p>
<p>Yes I know thats a lot of red shoes. I have already given away a few pairs to friends</p>
<p>Also I had a few questions as to why I decided to call office of CEO. The answer is simple. I have been shopping at J Crew since I can remember looking in a mirror. <br />
I have had nothing but great purchases and good things to say about the company.  <br />
However the incident that took place made me furious , livid to say the least. I felt deceived. To sum up how i felt , If J Crew Was a person Id really want to kick him in the balls..... <br />
This angst was the catalyst to my call and I was delighted that they were so supportive and prompt in addressing the issue.</p>
<p>Will I continue to shop at J Crew? Yes. I don't hate the company. They have the best and longest lasting boxers! I am however angry at the lazy lying phone sales associates. And if either of you two are reading this , pick up the book How to Make Friends and Influence people, it might teach you a thing or two.</p>
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    <published>2009-03-04T01:11:10Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11109379</id>
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    <title>Comment from audemars on 2009-03-03</title>
    <author>
        <name>audemars</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11099933" rel="nofollow">Allen Harkleroad</a>: i bought three pairs of shoes in the last week and a half.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-03-03T23:36:05Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11107750</id>
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    <title>Comment from cupcake_ninja on 2009-03-03</title>
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        <name>cupcake_ninja</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11089166" rel="nofollow">Oranges w/ Cheese</a>: <br />
Ditto.<br />
Plus now they just plummeted the value of those shoes lower than the 50% off it was when 29 pairs of those shoes makes it on ebay or craigslist.  Kinda like when Lowes was selling $350 Kitchen Aids for $150 due to a typo.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-03-03T22:50:14Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from Con Seannery is apparently an ADMIN... on 2009-03-03</title>
    <author>
        <name>Con Seannery is apparently an ADMIN...</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11099250" rel="nofollow">Jersson Gomez</a>: Which shoes did you hide your grammar skills in?</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-03-03T22:21:13Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11105048</id>
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    <title>Comment from Kimaroo - 100% Pure Natural Kitteh on 2009-03-03</title>
    <author>
        <name>Kimaroo - 100% Pure Natural Kitteh</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5163079/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him#c11101402" rel="nofollow">Paul Abrahamian</a>: Are they all the same style and color?</p></p>]]>
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    <published>2009-03-03T21:28:46Z</published>
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  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11103704</id>
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    <title>Comment from WatchOutNow on 2009-03-03</title>
    <author>
        <name>WatchOutNow</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I h8 myself<br />
Shoes h8 me<br />
jcrew I h8<br />
30 shoes h8<br />
Consumerist H8 H8</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-03-03T20:38:33Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11103649</id>
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    <title>Comment from WatchOutNow on 2009-03-03</title>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11089925" rel="nofollow">noone1569</a>:</p>
<p>SAD-OL</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-03-03T20:36:19Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11103518</id>
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    <title>Comment from tom2ytx on 2009-03-03</title>
    <author>
        <name>tom2ytx</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11089166" rel="nofollow">Oranges w/ Cheese</a>: Um. Best Comment. Ever.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-03-03T20:30:47Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11103450</id>
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    <title>Comment from oneandone on 2009-03-03</title>
    <author>
        <name>oneandone</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5163079/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him#c11101402" rel="nofollow">Paul Abrahamian</a>: I've bought multiple pairs of the same kind of shoe also (though usually just 2 pairs). It wasn't clear that you had planned on buying 30 pairs of shoes at once - very nice that they made amends this way.</p></p>]]>
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    <published>2009-03-03T20:28:04Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11103399</id>
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    <title>Comment from failurate on 2009-03-03</title>
    <author>
        <name>failurate</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11092764" rel="nofollow">uconn</a>: Extremely nice guy, of course.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-03-03T20:26:17Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11101900</id>
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    <title>Comment from bdgbill on 2009-03-03</title>
    <author>
        <name>bdgbill</name>
        <uri></uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="#c11089298" rel="nofollow">ScottRose</a>: I would keep them all and everytime I was having a bad day, I would put on a fresh pair. I love that bouncy new-sneaker feeling that usually only lasts a day or two.</p></p>]]>
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    <published>2009-03-03T19:05:37Z</published>
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    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11101402</id>
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    <title>Comment from Paul Abrahamian on 2009-03-03</title>
    <author>
        <name>Paul Abrahamian</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Hey Im the Paul who received the free shoes. Just to get facts straight. I called them trying to oder as many pairs as possible in a size 10 because the shoes are really great and priced amazingly (on sale), That is the reason I got 30 pair.</p>
<p>After the incident, i felt wronged. There was a sour taste in my mouth. I have been shopping at JCrew ever since I was a kid. I was furious like heat of passion.<br />
 So I looked up the company ceo , found the corporate line and called. That simple. I must say that they were BEYOND nice to me. It was like their world stopped and they were only concerned with me. Danielle at Mr Drexlers office was amazing and so was Christa in Lynchburg. Reminder I am still waiting back for word on the gift card that was mentioned.</p>
<p>So lesson Learned -> J Crew Actually Gives a Shit about their Customers, Bravo!!</p>
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    <published>2009-03-03T18:19:12Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from Sockatume on 2009-03-03</title>
    <author>
        <name>Sockatume</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Shouldn't that be 60 shoes? If it's 30 pairs.</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-03-03T17:22:54Z</published>
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    <title>Comment from Benguin on 2009-03-03</title>
    <author>
        <name>Benguin</name>
        <uri>n/a</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11089166" rel="nofollow">Oranges w/ Cheese</a>: It almost sounds sarcastic and/or passive aggressive.</p>
<p>"You want your fucking shoes so bad? <b>HERE'S 30 PAIRS.</b>"</p>]]>
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    <published>2009-03-03T14:58:27Z</published>
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    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11099933" />
    <title>Comment from Allen Harkleroad on 2009-03-03</title>
    <author>
        <name>Allen Harkleroad</name>
        <uri>http://fvrit.com/</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://fvrit.com/">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5163079/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him#c11089262" rel="nofollow">nagumi</a>:</p><br />
<p>I guy a new pair of sneakers every 4-5 years. It would take me 120 years to wear out 30 pair</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T13:08:32Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11099544</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11099544" />
    <title>Comment from hamsangwich on 2009-03-03</title>
    <author>
        <name>hamsangwich</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>JCrew has great customer service, I am surprised you got the run around like that, but at least you got results. I remember about 5 years ago my wife and I were heading to a wedding, she was a bridesmaid and the dresses were all JCrew dresses. As we were leaving for the wedding (day before the wedding) she tries on the dress and finds that the hangar had left marks on the dress. We couldn't get them off. She was so upset I called up JCrew to see if we could get another. We were going to ask for a discount, but not free. The dress was discontinued. The customer service rep called their warehouse and had them search for it, they called me back 15 minutes later asked for our hotel address and sent the dress fedex saturday delivery, no charges at all. I will forever patronize JCrew for that one instance of outstanding service.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T11:54:14Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11099250</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11099250" />
    <title>Comment from Jersson Gomez on 2009-03-03</title>
    <author>
        <name>Jersson Gomez</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11089166" rel="nofollow">Oranges w/ Cheese</a>: lol wow i did not know woman like you exist than again i am a guy and i have over 60 pairs of nikes not to mention clarks, timberlands, and work shoes.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T11:13:31Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11098695</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11098695" />
    <title>Comment from WorldHarmony on 2009-03-03</title>
    <author>
        <name>WorldHarmony</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>That's a silly consolation response. A non-expiring gift card for the value of 30 pairs of shoes would have been better.  By the way, the headline says 30 shoes (15 pairs).</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T10:13:45Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11098341</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11098341" />
    <title>Comment from frodolives35 on 2009-03-03</title>
    <author>
        <name>frodolives35</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>I bet they are returns. Stinky used fungusy returns or ugly unsellable lime green crappy shoes. Dude buy some lysol.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T09:38:27Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11095996</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11095996" />
    <title>Comment from LordofBacon on 2009-03-03</title>
    <author>
        <name>LordofBacon</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>What the hell?! Seems like there's a whole lot missing from this story. How the guy went from trying to get a 50 percent discount to getting 30 pairs of shoes...that's the missing part.</p>
<p>Usually consumerist posts are rather more verbose than they need to be...but this one is just lacking in important detail.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T07:01:34Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11095988</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11095988" />
    <title>Comment from PLATTWORX on 2009-03-03</title>
    <author>
        <name>PLATTWORX</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>Why on Earth would they give someone 30 pairs of shoes?? How about a $250 gift card which would have cost them much less and been much more useful. Not sure I call this "success".</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T07:01:05Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11095932</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11095932" />
    <title>Comment from Quilt on 2009-03-03</title>
    <author>
        <name>Quilt</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>A different pair for every day of the month. Sweetness!</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T06:57:52Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11095550</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11095550" />
    <title>Comment from ExtraCelestial on 2009-03-03</title>
    <author>
        <name>ExtraCelestial</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>I've been shopping at J. Crew since I was in 6th grade (I'm 23 now) and I've yet to have a single unpleasant experience. They've changed a bit over the years, but I feel like they're never alienated their core. I can still go in and find a great pair of chinos and cotton tees except now I can also get cute trendy or dressy pieces (gap take note!). And I have all of the tees I wore in middle and highschool still as vibrantly colored as they were back then. My favorite pair of jeans are a pair of boyfriend jeans I bought in 11th grade that I've worn at least twice every month since. I've spent hundreds of dollars on the most expensive designer jeans and the quality has never come close to theirs. I've been to locations all over the NE and their sales people are great with helping you out even when they're hella busy. My two staple locations even know me by name! I could go on... I have nothing but love for that company. Glad it all worked out.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T06:34:23Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11095065</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11095065" />
    <title>Comment from Ninja Tree on 2009-03-03</title>
    <author>
        <name>Ninja Tree</name>
        <uri>http://www.cmg.rpgcrisis.net</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.cmg.rpgcrisis.net">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11092126" rel="nofollow">ComcastRedwoodFlyer</a>: aw man i got yogurt all over my desk.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T06:07:17Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11094927</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11094927" />
    <title>Comment from magnoliasouth on 2009-03-03</title>
    <author>
        <name>magnoliasouth</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>Yay for Paul! I find it despicable that they lie just to get out of things promised. Don't even ask me to relay my Mediacom story. It's not a pretty one.</p>
<p>I'm really happy for Paul and that someone did nice for him. Somehow, I wonder if the people he spoke to still have jobs. I'm betting the answer is no.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T05:59:40Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11094388</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11094388" />
    <title>Comment from f3rg on 2009-03-03</title>
    <author>
        <name>f3rg</name>
        <uri>http://www.one9.us</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.one9.us">
        <![CDATA[<p>Great service from the CEO.  I just hope the slimeball salesperson is let go.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T05:34:43Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11094032</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11094032" />
    <title>Comment from HogwartsAlum on 2009-03-03</title>
    <author>
        <name>HogwartsAlum</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11092126" rel="nofollow">ComcastRedwoodFlyer</a>:</p>
<p>Okay, I'm sick today, and you just made me cough up a lung laughing!</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T05:18:27Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11094018</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11094018" />
    <title>Comment from Corporate-Shill on 2009-03-03</title>
    <author>
        <name>Corporate-Shill</name>
        <uri>n/a</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="n/a">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>Something smells.</p><br />
<p>Can we see the 30 pairs of shoes for proof?</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T05:17:48Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11093272</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11093272" />
    <title>Comment from savdavid on 2009-03-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>savdavid</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>They owe him an apology, too. Each person he talked to and came into contact should have to give him THEIR shoes, too.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T04:47:39Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11092764</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11092764" />
    <title>Comment from uconn on 2009-03-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>uconn</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="#c11092252" rel="nofollow">89macrunner</a>: <br />who?</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T04:31:12Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11092693</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11092693" />
    <title>Comment from pecan 3.14159265 on 2009-03-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>pecan 3.14159265</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11090830" rel="nofollow">valarmorghulis</a>: I wanted shoes. Shoes wanted me. Salesperson was mean. Manager was nonexistent. Then everyone lied. The CEO helped. FedEx delivers sneakers.</p>
<p>I feel like this could almost be a perfect haiku situation.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T04:29:04Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11092613</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11092613" />
    <title>Comment from pecan 3.14159265 on 2009-03-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>pecan 3.14159265</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11092609" rel="nofollow">pecan 3.14159265</a>: Oops. Four things.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T04:26:23Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11092609</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11092609" />
    <title>Comment from pecan 3.14159265 on 2009-03-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>pecan 3.14159265</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11089166" rel="nofollow">Oranges w/ Cheese</a>:</p>
<p>Wear them<br />
Donate them<br />
Sell them on eBay<br />
Give them to family and friends (this is at least a year's birthdays and Christmases if you can find the people who would like these sneakers)</p>
<p>There's three things to do right there.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T04:26:10Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11092261</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11092261" />
    <title>Comment from Bathmat on 2009-03-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>Bathmat</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>What an awesome opportunity to do the thing where you give to people who have shoes.</p>
<p>Like...hobbits?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T04:13:06Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11092252</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11092252" />
    <title>Comment from 89macrunner on 2009-03-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>89macrunner</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>I have met him myself. Extremely nice guy.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T04:12:44Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11092126</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11092126" />
    <title>Comment from RedwoodFlyer on 2009-03-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>RedwoodFlyer</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11089835" rel="nofollow">legwork</a>: Actually...send all 30...and hope that someone uses them as a cork</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T04:08:57Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11092092</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11092092" />
    <title>Comment from RedwoodFlyer on 2009-03-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>RedwoodFlyer</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11089481" rel="nofollow">Michael Belisle</a>: Yeah the Jeep dip should learn a lesson or two..</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T04:07:57Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11091709</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11091709" />
    <title>Comment from Michael Belisle on 2009-03-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>Michael Belisle</name>
        <uri>http://www.smift.com/</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.smift.com/">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11090564" rel="nofollow">kwsventures</a>: No, he owes you 30 earmarks for your personal pet projects. You may tack them onto the pending budget legislation.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T03:56:49Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11091657</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11091657" />
    <title>Comment from MyPetFly on 2009-03-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>MyPetFly</name>
        <uri>n/a</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="n/a">
        <![CDATA[<p>eBay... or the trunk of his car. New Jersey sounds good for that.  ; )</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T03:55:03Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11091074</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11091074" />
    <title>Comment from Chris Miller on 2009-03-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>Chris Miller</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>Is anyone going to explain how this guy just rang up the C.E.O. of Jcrew? That seems like a relevant detail.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T03:35:18Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11090830</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11090830" />
    <title>Comment from valarmorghulis on 2009-03-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>valarmorghulis</name>
        <uri>http://twitter.com/valarmorghulis</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://twitter.com/valarmorghulis">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5163079/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him#c11090431" rel="nofollow">jake7294</a>: Three words max. Makes good reading. All submissions like this. wait...<i>shit!</i></p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T03:26:34Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11090564</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11090564" />
    <title>Comment from kwsventures on 2009-03-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>kwsventures</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>Obama, you said there would be no earmarks in your administration. Yeah, liar, you owe me 30 shoes.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T03:18:05Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11090464</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11090464" />
    <title>Comment from Rectilinear Propagation on 2009-03-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>Rectilinear Propagation</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><i>I can't really do anything with 30 pairs of shoes.</i></p>
<p>@<a href="#c11089166" rel="nofollow">Oranges w/ Cheese</a>: ...Can't you just wear them?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T03:15:27Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11090461</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11090461" />
    <title>Comment from Tank on 2009-03-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>Tank</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>that would be 60 shoes - 30 pairs = 60.  just sayin.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T03:15:20Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11090431</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11090431" />
    <title>Comment from jake7294 on 2009-03-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>jake7294</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>I call CEO. Takes care of me. Happy. Write to Consumerist. Like short sentences.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T03:14:24Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11090389</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11090389" />
    <title>Comment from samurailynn on 2009-03-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>samurailynn</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11090361" rel="nofollow">samurailynn</a>: Oh wow... I got distracted while typing... 90 years worth of shoe wearing, not 300... still, I'm not sure that I have 90 years left.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T03:13:16Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11090361</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11090361" />
    <title>Comment from samurailynn on 2009-03-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>samurailynn</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>I only wear out a pair of shoes every 3-5 years (depending on how well made they are). Assuming these shoes last 3 years, I would have 300 years worth of the same shoe to wear. I guess I better get started figuring out how to stop aging.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T03:12:21Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11090330</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11090330" />
    <title>Comment from ScottRose on 2009-03-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>ScottRose</name>
        <uri>http://www.mintred.com</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.mintred.com">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11090158" rel="nofollow">Rectilinear Propagation</a>:</p>
<p>Hey man, I have keep up with the latest styles.  Can't be wearin' kicks from 2009 in 2010.</p>
<p>Eh, just kidding.  OK, 25 eBay auctions..  5 pairs of sneakers should set me up for about 10-15 years.  If they're dress shoes, then I'm set with just the one.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T03:11:14Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11090158</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11090158" />
    <title>Comment from Rectilinear Propagation on 2009-03-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>Rectilinear Propagation</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11089298" rel="nofollow">ScottRose</a>: What, and have to buy new shoes again when the first pair wear out?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T03:06:19Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11089968</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11089968" />
    <title>Comment from calquist on 2009-03-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>calquist</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11089166" rel="nofollow">Oranges w/ Cheese</a>: Am I wrong to kind of doubt this happened?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T03:00:41Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11089953</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11089953" />
    <title>Comment from noone1569 on 2009-03-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>noone1569</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5163079/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him#c11089806" rel="nofollow">Borax-Johnson</a>: Oh that was good, almost ruined keyboard</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T03:00:02Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11089925</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11089925" />
    <title>Comment from noone1569 on 2009-03-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>noone1569</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>@<a href="http://consumerist.com/5163079/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him#c11089298" rel="nofollow">ScottRose</a>: LOLz</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T02:58:44Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11089852</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11089852" />
    <title>Comment from goodywitch on 2009-03-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>goodywitch</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11089463" rel="nofollow">hypnotik_jello</a>: Lucius Kwok?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T02:56:41Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11089835</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11089835" />
    <title>Comment from legwork on 2009-03-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>legwork</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11089579" rel="nofollow">Hoss</a>: A few, right? Not all 30. It's not like she needs encouragement.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T02:56:11Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11089806</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11089806" />
    <title>Comment from Borax-Johnson on 2009-03-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>Borax-Johnson</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>Kim Jung-Il</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T02:55:25Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11089770</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11089770" />
    <title>Comment from Sunny Yeung on 2009-03-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>Sunny Yeung</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>I hope those 30 shoes were (to some extent) at the expense of the lying salesperson, manager, and anybody else who caused this fiasco.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T02:54:27Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11089766</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11089766" />
    <title>Comment from joe18521 on 2009-03-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>joe18521</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>I just hope he didn't get 30 pairs of the same shoes.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T02:54:16Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11089738</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11089738" />
    <title>Comment from cuchanu on 2009-03-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>cuchanu</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11089166" rel="nofollow">Oranges w/ Cheese</a>: I'd much rather have a new car or $100,000.  But 30 pairs of shoes > "We are taking the matter very seriously."</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T02:53:26Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11089669</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11089669" />
    <title>Comment from qcgallus on 2009-03-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>qcgallus</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11089498" rel="nofollow">Lucifer_Cat</a>: I thought the same thing when I read that. Then I realized I'm laughing all the way to my gleaming closet full of 30 new shoes, and their accountant is grimacing his/her way through writing off 30 pairs of shoes.</p>
<p>I could wear a different pair every day for a month. I don't even have the closet space for that many shoes. Hell, I have 3 pairs, and one is collapsible (my converse high tops that are about 8 years old).</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T02:51:49Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11089579</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11089579" />
    <title>Comment from Hoss on 2009-03-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>Hoss</name>
        <uri>n/a</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="n/a">
        <![CDATA[<p>Send them to Octomom -- in a few years the tribe will be well coordinated</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T02:48:58Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11089576</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11089576" />
    <title>Comment from sebadoh128 on 2009-03-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>sebadoh128</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>All the guy needs in this picture is a blindfold and a cigarette. Damn dude, you just got 30 pairs of free shoes, lighten up.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T02:48:54Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11089569</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11089569" />
    <title>Comment from Oranges w/ Cheese on the move on 2009-03-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>Oranges w/ Cheese on the move</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11089241" rel="nofollow">cabjf</a>: Eh, true if you wanted to buy them all at once. But seriously... cash equivalent, anyone?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T02:48:43Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11089501</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11089501" />
    <title>Comment from polyeaster on 2009-03-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>polyeaster</name>
        <uri>n/a</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="n/a">
        <![CDATA[<p>i would love 30 pairs of shoes...even if i didnt need them, all, I could trade for shoes I did want:)</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T02:46:37Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11089498</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11089498" />
    <title>Comment from MostlyHarmless on 2009-03-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>MostlyHarmless</name>
        <uri>http://www.satyamnayak.com/</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.satyamnayak.com/">
        <![CDATA[<p>Sounds like a rather Passive-Aggressive gesture to me. "Fine you can have your shoe. Infact you know what, have 30 of them. Free. Nothings wrong. I'm Fine."</p>
]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T02:46:34Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11089481</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11089481" />
    <title>Comment from Michael Belisle on 2009-03-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>Michael Belisle</name>
        <uri>http://www.smift.com/</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.smift.com/">
        <![CDATA[<p>This is an awesomely concise letter. I just had to point that out.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T02:46:11Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11089463</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11089463" />
    <title>Comment from hypnotik_jello on 2009-03-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>hypnotik_jello</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>Who's the dude in the picture?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T02:45:52Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11089396</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11089396" />
    <title>Comment from WiglyWorm must cease and decist on 2009-03-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>WiglyWorm must cease and decist</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>Well, dude's not gonna be hurting for shoes any time soon. Honestly, I say Kudos. It's unusual, but it just adds to the charm.</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T02:43:58Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11089354</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11089354" />
    <title>Comment from chipslave on 2009-03-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>chipslave</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p><p>So thats why the rest of us pay so much for stuff in J Crew stores!</p></p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T02:42:43Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11089298</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11089298" />
    <title>Comment from ScottRose on 2009-03-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>ScottRose</name>
        <uri>http://www.mintred.com</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.mintred.com">
        <![CDATA[<p>That's a bizarre consolation prize.</p>
<p>I mean, a gift card: great.</p>
<p>30 pairs of shoes: uh, so now I have to make 29 eBay listings?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T02:41:02Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11089262</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11089262" />
    <title>Comment from nagumi on 2009-03-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>nagumi</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>I use 30 pairs of shoes over an average of about 10-20 years, optimistically.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T02:39:48Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11089241</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11089241" />
    <title>Comment from cabjf on 2009-03-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>cabjf</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11089166" rel="nofollow">Oranges w/ Cheese</a>: Never need a new pair of shoes again (assuming your shoe size doesn't change).</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T02:39:19Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11089239</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11089239" />
    <title>Comment from nagumi on 2009-03-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>nagumi</name>
        <uri></uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="">
        <![CDATA[<p>@<a href="#c11089166" rel="nofollow">Oranges w/ Cheese</a>: Yeah. It'd be great to like give a certificate like that (minus a couple pairs for my family, of course) to a homeless shelter, eh?</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T02:39:17Z</published>
  </entry>

  <entry>
    <id>tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079-comment:11089166</id>
    <thr:in-reply-to ref="tag:64.14.177.195,2009://1.5163079" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html"/>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://consumerist.com/2009/03/jcrew-ceo-gives-man-30-shoes-because-they-lied-to-him.html#c11089166" />
    <title>Comment from Oranges w/ Cheese on the move on 2009-03-02</title>
    <author>
        <name>Oranges w/ Cheese on the move</name>
        <uri>http://</uri>
    </author>
    <content type="html" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://">
        <![CDATA[<p>I'd much rather have a gift cert.. I can't really do anything with 30 pairs of shoes. And I'm a woman.</p>]]>
    </content>
    <published>2009-03-03T02:37:06Z</published>
  </entry>


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