var json_comments = new Array("<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-11337611\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=199472\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=199472\">hypochondriac</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-11337611\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-03-13T15:10:40-05:00\">March 13, 2009  3:10 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(11337611);\">Moderate</a> |</span>	<script type=\"text/javascript\" src=\"http://consumerist.com/mt-static/plugins/Moderate/moderate.js\"></script>	<script type=\"text/javascript\">		successMsg = \"\";	</script><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=11337611');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>Looks like they updated there buy page. This is what shows up now [quote]Tentacle Grape is currently ONLY accepting Wholesale orders for events, parties, or retail. Please inquire with wholesale AT tentaclegrape.com for information.</p><p>We're putting all new orders on hold while we complete shipping on any outstanding orders. This is what happens when your product gets farked. Your fulfillment pipeline can hit some snags. Sorry for the inconvenience, we'll be back to regulat sales soon.  [/quote]</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(11337611, 'hypochondriac')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->							<div class=\"num-replies\">1 replies</div>	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-11349478\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=24204\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-24204-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=24204\">lordargent</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-11349478\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-03-13T20:56:04-05:00\">March 13, 2009  8:56 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(11349478);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=11349478');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>The  @<a href=\"#c11338014\" rel=\"nofollow\">latkadog</a>:</p><p>The guy who created that artwork (the cartoon) is a long time member of fark.</p><p>I don't know if he has anything to do with this or if this is just a joke.</p><p><a href=\"http://www.fark.com/cgi/users.pl?tt=&amp;login=ghastly\" rel=\"nofollow\">[www.fark.com]</a></p><p>/his comic is not safe for work</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(11349478, 'lordargent')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-11337614\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=542811\"><img        src=\"/mt-static/support/assets_c/userpics/userpic-542811-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=542811\">Raekwon</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-11337614\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-03-13T15:10:43-05:00\">March 13, 2009  3:10 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(11337614);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=11337614');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>I've seen ebay scams similar to this.  They send UPS or USPS information to expect the package for shipment and most people just assume that means the package is in transit.  Then they just hope that appeases the consumer long enough to not file a report in time to get paypal protection or any kind of refund.  Some also disappear in the time it takes you to realize it's a scam and makes ebay or paypal or whoever eat the refund costs.</p><p>Whether or not that is the case here has yet to be seen but it does look suspicious.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(11337614, 'Raekwon')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->								<div class=\"num-replies\">2 replies</div>	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-11340252\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=331921\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-331921-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=331921\">worrytron</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-11340252\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-03-13T16:35:43-05:00\">March 13, 2009  4:35 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(11340252);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=11340252');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c11337614\" rel=\"nofollow\">Raekwon</a>: Also, for what it's worth, the above image of the product is probably a CG render.  Looks like one, anyway.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(11340252, 'worrytron')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->                    <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-11338953\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"http://\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a title=\"http://\" href=\"http://\" rel=\"nofollow\">N.RobertMoses</a>    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-11338953\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-03-13T15:58:07-05:00\">March 13, 2009  3:58 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(11338953);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=11338953');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c11337614\" rel=\"nofollow\">Raekwon</a>: Actually the tracking is not really good. I have gotten things that still are \"in transit\" or the shipping info was received.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(11338953, 'N.RobertMoses')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-11337651\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=199472\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=199472\">hypochondriac</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-11337651\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-03-13T15:12:09-05:00\">March 13, 2009  3:12 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(11337651);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=11337651');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>Darn it, how do I make a quote on this site? I really wish we had an edit button.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(11337651, 'hypochondriac')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->								<div class=\"num-replies\">2 replies</div>	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-11338353\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=52435\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-52435-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=52435\">Applekid</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-11338353\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-03-13T15:36:38-05:00\">March 13, 2009  3:36 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(11338353);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=11338353');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c11337651\" rel=\"nofollow\">hypochondriac</a>: &lt;blockquote&gt; works.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(11338353, 'Applekid')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-11340461\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=169958\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-169958-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=169958\">gStein_*|bringing starpipe back|*</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-11340461\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-03-13T16:41:54-05:00\">March 13, 2009  4:41 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(11340461);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=11340461');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c11338353\" rel=\"nofollow\">Applekid</a>: while we're on the topic of \"how to Consumerist\" how do i put things inside pointy things? (and what happened to my preview?)</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(11340461, 'gStein_*|bringing starpipe back|*')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-11341988\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=52435\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-52435-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=52435\">Applekid</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-11341988\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-03-13T17:21:18-05:00\">March 13, 2009  5:21 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(11341988);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=11341988');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c11340461\" rel=\"nofollow\">Gstein</a>: <br />&amp;lt; = &lt;<br />&amp;gt; = &gt;<br />Nothing too magical, just some old notepad html stuff that will. not. leave. my. brain. alone.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(11341988, 'Applekid')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>     <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>     <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-11337836\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=21970\"><img        src=\"/mt-static/support/assets_c/userpics/userpic-21970-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=21970\">Chris Walters</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-11337836\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-03-13T15:18:24-05:00\">March 13, 2009  3:18 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(11337836);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=11337836');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@hypochondriac: they still need to communicate with the individuals who gave them money back in January, though.</p><p>Just use a normal html blockquotes tag for your next quote. Example: <a href=\"http://www.w3schools.com/TAGS/tag_blockquote.asp\" rel=\"nofollow\">[www.w3schools.com]</a></p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(11337836, 'Chris Walters')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-11337849\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=329134\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-329134-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=329134\">Jakuub</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-11337849\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-03-13T15:18:49-05:00\">March 13, 2009  3:18 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(11337849);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=11337849');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>I'm in literally the exact same boat - bought as gifts for 3 friend's birthdays, said birthdays are long, long past now, received the shipping info, it's never been updated, never received a response from them, either.  At this point, the name of this beverage is becoming very apropos...</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(11337849, 'Jakuub')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->							<div class=\"num-replies\">1 replies</div>	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-11384731\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=430750\"><img        src=\"/mt-static/support/assets_c/userpics/userpic-430750-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=430750\">Keavy_Rain</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-11384731\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-03-16T06:33:55-05:00\">March 16, 2009  6:33 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(11384731);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=11384731');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c11337849\" rel=\"nofollow\">Jakuub</a>: When I first heard about this soda I had planned on buying some as a gift for a friend of mine, who is a hentai aficionado.</p><p>After reading this I'm glad I didn't but I am wondering if the change in purchase policy posted in the comments above now means stores like BevMo or adult bookstores would be able to sell the beverage.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(11384731, 'Keavy_Rain')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-11337930\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a 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href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=501219\">latkadog</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-11338014\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-03-13T15:24:28-05:00\">March 13, 2009  3:24 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(11338014);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=11338014');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>The website's WHOIS listing is as follows, but it looks like its mostly faked.</p><p>Registrant:<br />   Illusion Television<br />   305 Madison ave. #449<br />   New York, New York 10165<br />   United States</p><p>Registered through: GoDaddy.com, Inc. (<a href=\"http://www.godaddy.com\" rel=\"nofollow\">[www.godaddy.com]</a>)<br />   Domain Name: TENTACLEGRAPE.COM<br />      Created on: 08-Dec-08<br />      Expires on: 08-Dec-09<br />      Last Updated on: 12-Dec-08</p><p>Administrative Contact:<br />      Television, Illusion  dekker@dandalimited.com<br />      305 Madison ave. #449<br />      New York, New York 10165<br />      United States<br />      (212) 123-4567      Fax --</p><p>Technical Contact:<br />      Television, Illusion  dekker@dandalimited.com<br />      305 Madison ave. #449<br />      New York, New York 10165<br />      United States<br />      (212) 123-4567      Fax --</p><p>Domain servers in listed order:<br />      NS1.DREAMHOST.COM<br />      NS2.DREAMHOST.COM<br />      NS3.DREAMHOST.COM</p><p>A Business Week write up on this \"Illusion TV\"<br />Illusion Television LLC provides television programming services. It offers live action, anime, comedy, and reality shows on television; and news, interviews, music, science, fashion, furnishings, art and gadgets, and fiction and comics on Web. The company also provides new technology, online services, and music and movies. It offers its services to New York City, Boston, Chicago, Washington DC, Seattle, Houston, and Los Angeles markets. Illusion Television LLC is based in New York, New York.</p><p>A quick Search of the Secretary of State in NY yields no results of this LLC being registered with the state of NY.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(11338014, 'latkadog')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->							<div class=\"num-replies\">1 replies</div>	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-11338991\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"http://\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a title=\"http://\" href=\"http://\" rel=\"nofollow\">N.RobertMoses</a>    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-11338991\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-03-13T15:59:24-05:00\">March 13, 2009  3:59 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(11338991);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=11338991');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c11338014\" rel=\"nofollow\">latkadog</a>: They also don't seem to be a Delaware corporation either.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(11338991, 'N.RobertMoses')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-11338015\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=151751\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-151751-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=151751\">NightSteel</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-11338015\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-03-13T15:24:31-05:00\">March 13, 2009  3:24 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(11338015);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=11338015');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>That's too bad.  I might actually have ordered some and kept the bottles with my beloved Jones..</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(11338015, 'NightSteel')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-11338091\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=483565\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-483565-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=483565\">floraposte</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-11338091\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-03-13T15:27:06-05:00\">March 13, 2009  3:27 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(11338091);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=11338091');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>Sounds like this is a breach of the mail order merchandise rule:  <a href=\"http://www.ftc.gov/bcp/edu/pubs/business/adv/bus02.shtm\" rel=\"nofollow\">[www.ftc.gov]</a></p><p>I'd say chargeback while you're still able to and file a complaint with the FTC.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(11338091, 'floraposte')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-11338208\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=350811\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-350811-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=350811\">MaytagRepairman</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-11338208\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-03-13T15:31:15-05:00\">March 13, 2009  3:31 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(11338208);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=11338208');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>Hmmm.  I predict an anime-fan web site full of download-able labels you can print and stick on a bottle of Welch's grape soda and re-sell on Ebay.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(11338208, 'MaytagRepairman')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-11338523\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=1509\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-1509-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=1509\">He</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-11338523\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-03-13T15:43:41-05:00\">March 13, 2009  3:43 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(11338523);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=11338523');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>That's really too bad.  It's a hilariously stupid product name that I would have gladly plugged to friends.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(11338523, 'He')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-11338529\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=1504\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-1504-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=1504\">RandomHookup</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-11338529\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-03-13T15:43:59-05:00\">March 13, 2009  3:43 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(11338529);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=11338529');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p><p>One thing about the USPS system...packages with delivery confirmation show as \"package not received\" until someone scans it along the way. I've had packages stay in that status until they were delivered. Not saying that's what happened here, but it's a common problem with their tracking -- it's not the same system as UPS or FedEx.</p></p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(11338529, 'RandomHookup')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-11338554\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=527174\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-527174-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=527174\">FuryOfFirestorm</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-11338554\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-03-13T15:44:58-05:00\">March 13, 2009  3:44 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(11338554);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=11338554');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p><p>Purple Tentacle gets his own soda, but Green Tentacle or the Evil Meteor don't? What a bunch of tuna heads!</p></p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(11338554, 'FuryOfFirestorm')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->								<div class=\"num-replies\">2 replies</div>	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-11342047\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=52435\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-52435-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=52435\">Applekid</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-11342047\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-03-13T17:22:59-05:00\">March 13, 2009  5:22 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(11342047);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=11342047');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c11338554\" rel=\"nofollow\">FuryOfFirestorm</a>: IIRC, Green Tentacle likes fruit juice and wax fruit and the Evil Murderous Purple Meteor just drips.</p><p>Ew.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(11342047, 'Applekid')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->                    <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-11340114\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=133145\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-133145-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=133145\">tcolberg</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-11340114\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-03-13T16:31:47-05:00\">March 13, 2009  4:31 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(11340114);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=11340114');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c11338554\" rel=\"nofollow\">FuryOfFirestorm</a>: Where's Bernard, Hoagie, and Laverne? They need to save us from some evil soda.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(11340114, 'tcolberg')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-11338906\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=529488\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-529488-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=529488\">Oranges w/ Cheese hates what Christmas has become</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-11338906\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-03-13T15:56:39-05:00\">March 13, 2009  3:56 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(11338906);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=11338906');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>Wow.. tentacle Grape. That's win!</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(11338906, 'Oranges w/ Cheese hates what Christmas has become')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","","","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-11339234\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=420644\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=420644\">LiquidGravity</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-11339234\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-03-13T16:07:09-05:00\">March 13, 2009  4:07 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(11339234);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=11339234');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>I DO NOT think that it is a scam. I think that the problem here is that the Tentacle Grape soda was broadcast all over the internet and preorder sales went way above what they originally expected and what their soda producer could handle in that time.</p><p>I know when we are hit hard with many unexpected orders at the business I work our shipping dates can be pushed from two weeks after order date to six weeks after order date. Its a good and bad thing to be very busy.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(11339234, 'LiquidGravity')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->							<div class=\"num-replies\">1 replies</div>	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-11339802\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=483565\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-483565-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=483565\">floraposte</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-11339802\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-03-13T16:23:08-05:00\">March 13, 2009  4:23 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(11339802);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=11339802');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c11339234\" rel=\"nofollow\">LiquidGravity</a>: Right, but presumably your business follows the law in notifying customers if the delay extends beyond the statutory 30 (or 50, depending on how your stuff works) days or returning their money.  Lots of businesses have delays.  They don't keep the money and become impossible to contact.  This is 60 days past payment for an item that nobody anywhere seems to have received.  Whether they meant well initially or not, they've become shady.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(11339802, 'floraposte')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-11339761\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\">Anonymous    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-11339761\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-03-13T16:21:50-05:00\">March 13, 2009  4:21 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(11339761);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=11339761');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@ latkadog<p>Your Internet sleuthing is good but you needed to look deeper. At the bottom of the Grape website is © 2008 Mnemosyne LLC. Further investigation reveals that company (also with no contact info) to have 3 products (including the Grape one) but also an old video game called Rubies Of Eventide. That website is pretty much blank but their wiki page reveals their forums to still be active at <a href=\"http://forums.eventide.net/forums/ubbthreads.php\" rel=\"nofollow\">http://forums.eventide.net/forums/ubbthreads.php</a></p><p>Of course, the registrar contact info for both the LLC and the Eventide game website is the same person (Julia Howe, different that the info you posted), but the listed phone number has been disconnected.</p><p>If you look at the registrar information for the dndlimited.com address, you'll see that's registered to;</p><p>Domain Name: DANDALIMITED.COM<br />Registrar: INTERCOSMOS MEDIA GROUP, INC. D/B/A DIRECTNIC.COM<br />Whois Server: whois.directnic.com<br />Referral URL: <a href=\"http://www.directnic.com\" rel=\"nofollow\">http://www.directnic.com</a><br />Name Server: NS0.EXPIREDDOMAINSERVICES.COM<br />Name Server: NS1.EXPIREDDOMAINSERVICES.COM<br />Status: redemptionPeriod<br />Updated Date: 04-mar-2009<br />Creation Date: 21-jan-2004<br />Expiration Date: 21-jan-2009</p><p>All in all, I believe that a bunch of people got ripped up and hopefully they used their credit card so that chargebacks apply, but ultimately if I were them, I'd get a new card issued to me.</p></p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(11339761, '')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-11340100\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=133145\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-133145-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=133145\">tcolberg</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-11340100\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-03-13T16:31:31-05:00\">March 13, 2009  4:31 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(11340100);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=11340100');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>Where's Bernard, Hoagie, and Laverne?  They need to save us from some evil soda.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(11340100, 'tcolberg')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","","","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-11340360\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=215290\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=215290\">tempname</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-11340360\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-03-13T16:38:51-05:00\">March 13, 2009  4:38 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(11340360);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=11340360');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>Maybe some of this info might get you some answers. This appears to be their marketing firm.</p><p>Illusion Television<br />305 Madison ave. #449<br />New York, New York 10165<br />United States<br />646.530.8348</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(11340360, 'tempname')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-11341654\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=627579\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-627579-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=627579\">Broadcaster</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-11341654\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-03-13T17:13:09-05:00\">March 13, 2009  5:13 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(11341654);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=11341654');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>A trust pipl.com search of the dekker e-mail address pulls up this website:</p><p><a href=\"http://www.shaksper.net/archives/2006/0598.html\" rel=\"nofollow\">[www.shaksper.net]</a></p><p>It has contact info - It's from 2006 and may be outdated.. but here's the info:</p><p>R. Dekker Dreyer<br />dekker@dandalimited.com<br />Danda Motion Pictures Ltd.<br />305 Madison Ave. #449<br />New York, NY 10165<br />V:(212) 465-2503<br />F:(212) 957-1912</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(11341654, 'Broadcaster')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-11341756\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=627579\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-627579-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=627579\">Broadcaster</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-11341756\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-03-13T17:15:58-05:00\">March 13, 2009  5:15 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(11341756);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=11341756');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>Furthermore: An archive.org look at Dandalimited.com will bring up even more info.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(11341756, 'Broadcaster')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","","","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-11342652\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=505344\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=505344\">Devmani</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-11342652\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-03-13T17:41:53-05:00\">March 13, 2009  5:41 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(11342652);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=11342652');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>I ordered this in November or possible early december of 2008. They charged me 15 bucks for shipping and another 15 for the product. I came back late january to see what was up with the product. I see the that shipping was pretty much slashed in half. I sent an email through Pay pal asking for a refund of half the shipping cost or toss a bottle or two extra to make up for it I never got a reply. So on Feb 14th I got an email much like the one posted saying shipping info was sent to the post office, one month later here we are with no product and the 30 bucks still out of my bank account. This will be the first and last time I do business with these guys. Infact I'll let some people I'm associated with in the industry know about the shoddy communication as well as the smoke and mirrors of this company.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(11342652, 'Devmani')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-11343097\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=174830\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-174830-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=174830\">Dennis</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-11343097\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-03-13T17:55:26-05:00\">March 13, 2009  5:55 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(11343097);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=11343097');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>Not sure what it's worth but Illusion Television, LLC was a Florida corporation, but is currently inactive.</p><p><a href=\"http://sunbiz.org/scripts/cordet.exe?action=DETFIL&amp;inq_doc_number=L06000118497&amp;inq_came_from=NAMFWD&amp;cor_web_names_seq_number=0000&amp;names_name_ind=N&amp;names_cor_number=&amp;names_name_seq=&amp;names_name_ind=&amp;names_comp_name=ILLUSIONTELEVISION&amp;names_filing_type=\" rel=\"nofollow\">[sunbiz.org]</a></p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(11343097, 'Dennis')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-11343237\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=563714\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=563714\">Gravitational Eddy</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-11343237\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-03-13T17:59:24-05:00\">March 13, 2009  5:59 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(11343237);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=11343237');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p><p>Viral marketing project that has expired. I'll bet they <b>never</b> intended to take orders for the -not- real product, then some brain-dead executive type noticed how much money was coming in.<br />They had meetings and told everyone \"this things got legs!\" and proceeded to start production <i>based on a marketing <b>idea</b></i> from an anime cartoon based on an anime cartoon from Japan.<br />That's like me trying to sell Fantastic Four Pizza!</p></p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(11343237, 'Gravitational Eddy')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-11344941\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=376262\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-376262-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=376262\">baristabrawl</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-11344941\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-03-13T18:47:18-05:00\">March 13, 2009  6:47 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(11344941);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=11344941');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>HFS!  I didn't know, so I googled...I'm at home.  WTF is that?  Who buys this?  I don't get Anime, I really don't get Anime Porn.</p><p>So confused.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(11344941, 'baristabrawl')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->							<div class=\"num-replies\">1 replies</div>	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->     <!-- Loop through the reply comments -->        <div class=\"reply-container\" >            <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-11347099\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=1673\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-1673-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=1673\">YourTechSupport</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-11347099\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-03-13T19:47:52-05:00\">March 13, 2009  7:47 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(11347099);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=11347099');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>@<a href=\"#c11344941\" rel=\"nofollow\">baristabrawl</a>: It's a pun. A horrible one at that.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(11347099, 'YourTechSupport')\">Reply</a></div>		 	    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>                <!-- Display comment (reply comment, which may be a parent of more replies) -->            <div class=\"inner-reply-container\" >                 <!-- For each reply comment, recursively display any reply comments -->          	    </div>        	</div>    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-11346112\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"http://www.gamespot.com/pages/profile/index.php?user=thisisasignin\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a title=\"http://www.gamespot.com/pages/profile/index.php?user=thisisasignin\" href=\"http://www.gamespot.com/pages/profile/index.php?user=thisisasignin\" rel=\"nofollow\">thisisasignin</a>    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-11346112\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-03-13T19:20:03-05:00\">March 13, 2009  7:20 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(11346112);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=11346112');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p><p>Where are my Dave Chappelle quotes?</p></p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(11346112, 'thisisasignin')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-11348650\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=122760\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=122760\">aristan</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-11348650\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-03-13T20:28:24-05:00\">March 13, 2009  8:28 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(11348650);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=11348650');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>I ship packages for my company and on occasion we ship something and UPS picks it up... and then it falls in some sort of Black Hole that exists in that brown truck. The Black Hole In The Brown Truck (BH/BT) has swallowed a number of packages.</p><p>I know that at our company, we do not check the status on every single package. If a customer doesn't call and let us know their package has gone missing, we just don't know.</p><p>It seems odd that a company would go thru all the trouble and give a UPS tracking number, as it means creating a shipping label and therefore incurring a cost, just to rip people off.</p><p>The most likely reason is they're a bunch of freaking stoners.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(11348650, 'aristan')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-11367654\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\">Anonymous    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-11367654\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-03-14T23:59:19-05:00\">March 14, 2009 11:59 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(11367654);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=11367654');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>Hi everyone, this is Dekker Dreyer. We have a HUGE number of back orders to process and last week we went so far as to stop accepting new orders while we finish the backlog. We're in the process of streamlining the system, but we've mailed most of the outstanding orders. There are still approx. 500 in the cue and I've personally started packing some of those myself using USPS priority mail to help our fulfillment team get on top of it. <p>Lol, Illusion Television is one of my old companies, it's a cable network on over 50 affiliates. I haven't been involved with it in well over 9 months, but if you have carriers like Fios you can see the new owners have been up to. </p><p>We're plowing through it. It's obviously a real product, people have sampled it at conventions and thousands of people have received their soda. We're closing out this backlog as quickly as possible and apologize to anyone who didn't get their soda in a timely manner.</p></p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(11367654, '')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-11367766\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\">Anonymous    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-11367766\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-03-15T00:05:01-05:00\">March 15, 2009 12:05 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(11367766);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=11367766');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>Also, on International orders... we've received a large number of them. We can not ship them. Beyond the issue of customs, as this is a food and beverage item, the shipping cost is so far beyond what we are charging that we just can do it. We've refunded hundreds of international orders and believe that the vast majority have been dealt with, but if you have an outstanding issue please contact us and we will begin the process of tracking the order down in our system for a refund.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(11367766, '')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-11368016\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=278298\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-278298-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=278298\">cyr3n</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-11368016\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-03-15T00:20:49-05:00\">March 15, 2009 12:20 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(11368016);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=11368016');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>That's impossible, the brand launched on 12/31.  Google it.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(11368016, 'cyr3n')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-11368075\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=278298\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-278298-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=278298\">cyr3n</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-11368075\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-03-15T00:24:26-05:00\">March 15, 2009 12:24 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(11368075);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=11368075');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>There's as Facebook group where people are communicating.. With pics of REAL product.  It was all over NY Comic Con in February so its not a scam.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(11368075, 'cyr3n')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-11368122\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=278298\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-278298-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=278298\">cyr3n</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-11368122\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-03-15T00:27:27-05:00\">March 15, 2009 12:27 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(11368122);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=11368122');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>Tentaglegrape.com ..click NEWS. Pics of real product in very public places.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(11368122, 'cyr3n')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-11388547\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=278298\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-278298-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=278298\">cyr3n</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-11388547\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-03-16T14:54:14-05:00\">March 16, 2009  2:54 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(11388547);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=11388547');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p><p>Yes, there's a rumor that it'll be in delis and anime stores shortly. (Can we get some lovin' for the intl folks too?) The facebook group(s) have activity so its worth hitting up if you're looking to speak directly to the peeps in charge.</p></p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(11388547, 'cyr3n')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-11388915\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=278298\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-278298-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=278298\">cyr3n</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-11388915\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-03-16T15:07:57-05:00\">March 16, 2009  3:07 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(11388915);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=11388915');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>Hmmm... Dekker here... I'm a little confused as to why consumerist didn't approve my comments yet, but that you guys for posting them here. I wanted to add that Tentacle Grape was a pre-order custom bottled item. <a href=\"http://kotaku.com/5120568/ah-the-delicious-taste-of-tentacle-rape\" rel=\"nofollow\">[kotaku.com]</a> - it clearly said so on all of our materials. We didn't even get a single bottle of soda until around the 20th of January. At that point we needed to plow through these orders, which were more than we had ever anticipated. We had another slight hold-up for weather in the North East and waiting for more soda to be bottled, so it's been a difficult learning curve. I'm not sure why it's so difficult to find the Mnemosyne contact information. It's been clearly posted on my personal website for some time and I believe it's listed in several others places, since we have been getting phone calls.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(11388915, 'cyr3n')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-11393222\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=521874\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-521874-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=521874\">GuymanX09</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-11393222\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-03-16T17:24:54-05:00\">March 16, 2009  5:24 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(11393222);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=11393222');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>Wow, that's my letter! I see now that Tentacle Grape's website has a big post about them having a major backlog they're working through. Would have been nice to have gotten an email saying shipping/order fulfillment, whatever, was running behind schedule</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(11393222, 'GuymanX09')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-11426451\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\">Joe Sapienza    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-11426451\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-03-17T20:03:35-05:00\">March 17, 2009  8:03 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(11426451);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=11426451');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>From the websites Whois info:</p><p>Administrative Contact:<br />      LLC, Mnemosyne  info@tentaclegrape.com<br />      PO Box 4668 #23260<br />      New York, New York 10163<br />      United States<br />      2017937763      Fax --</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(11426451, 'Joe Sapienza')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-11473462\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\">Anonymous    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-11473462\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-03-19T17:37:48-05:00\">March 19, 2009  5:37 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(11473462);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=11473462');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>I too have not received my shipment.I emailed the address listed on the paypal receipt with my information, and was promptly contacted by one Julia Howe.<p>She informed me that half of my order couldn't be sent, and that I should do a Request Money via Paypal to get that part of my money back.  The other half of the order has shipped, and the confirmation number shows activity.</p><p>The address I have been using with Julia Howe is dev.cyr3n@gmail.com, so if you have any outstanding orders, shoot her an email and she'll be able to help you.</p></p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(11473462, '')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-11557803\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=929731\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=929731\">stevepak</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-11557803\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-03-23T18:47:20-05:00\">March 23, 2009  6:47 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(11557803);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=11557803');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>If you actually receive your item...it will prob be broken or all leaked out.<br />There was no \"fragile\" sticker or stamp on the outside...and the box has no padding...just six bottles of the soda.  No newspaper or bubble anything.<br />I had two good bottles out of six.  I ordered 2 six packs but they only shipped one 6 pack.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(11557803, 'stevepak')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-11632926\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=929731\"><img        src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=929731\">stevepak</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-11632926\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-03-26T15:09:47-05:00\">March 26, 2009  3:09 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(11632926);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=11632926');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>I think we need to all get together and file a class action law suit...what do you guys think?<br />Where can we get all the ripped off customers together?</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(11632926, 'stevepak')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-11794587\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\">Anonymous    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-11794587\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-04-02T08:21:23-05:00\">April  2, 2009  8:21 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(11794587);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=11794587');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>FINALLY got my order.  Ordered on Jan 5th.  Received April 1st.  The \"four six packs\" that I purchased were six poorly individually wrapped bottles inside of a USPS priority mail box, rattling around inside.  That's right, they shorted me 18 bottles, which don't even come in a \"six pack\" carrying case as the order form implies.  <p>One bottle had leaked and half of the soda spilled all over the others and made a mess inside and out.  Their customer support feedback form is rather lacking...  Anyway the delivery man was NOT amused...  Neither am I.  It's looking like a real April Fools Day on me.</p></p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(11794587, '')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-11866122\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\">Anonymous    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-11866122\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-04-05T19:17:10-05:00\">April  5, 2009  7:17 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(11866122);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=11866122');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>This is bullshit. I've contacted this Julia Howe person via email and she told me to request my money back via paypal (international customer) and I did.THAT WAS OVER TWO WEEKS AGO.I've send multiple reminders that all got ignored. This is the worst company I've ever had the displeasure of dealing with.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(11866122, '')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-12010323\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=278298\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-278298-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=278298\">cyr3n</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-12010323\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-04-11T03:10:31-05:00\">April 11, 2009  3:10 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(12010323);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=12010323');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>Julia here.. please do not send email through gmail regarding order issues. Multiple requests have been getting junked by spam filters and its not the way to go.  There's a ticketing system to deal with order issues on tentaclegrape.com and we handle issues quickly when they're submitted the right way.  All orders are stamped FRAGILE and resent via priority mail insured.  If you need a refund, we issue refunds but paypal takes its sweet ol' time reviewing requests from transactions over 30days old. If  we could speed it up we would but its not in our hands. Moral of the story: Use google checkout over paypal.</p><p>Follow-up: The fellow Steve Pak who posted above got his 12-pack resent.  The first order was damaged in the mail.  Such is typical in about 10% of our orders.</p><p>Rumor control: TG is not affiliated with Dandalimited or IllusionTV.  The brand's creator, Dekker Dreyer, used to run a cable TV channel in a prior life before coming to Mnemosyne.</p><p>Truth: Mnemosyne is a small company and we've been getting slammed with orders since January.  To keep up with demand, we've been bringing on some wholesale partners to sell soda at conventions and local stores.  We encourage everyone to buy from these vendors when possible!</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(12010323, 'cyr3n')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-12362007\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">                <a href=\"\"><img src=\"/css/images/default.gif\"         width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>            </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\">Anonymous    </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-12362007\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-04-25T15:20:41-05:00\">April 25, 2009  3:20 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(12362007);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=12362007');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>Has anyone actually recieved a response from the customer service? It has been a month and still no response. I would also like to add that the support submit a ticket form leads you to the Rubies of Eventide customer service.<p>Could this mean that  the creators of Tentacle grape have turned their backs on the existing cusomters?</p></p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(12362007, '')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment\" id=\"comment-13791004\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=5703\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-5703-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=5703\">Insomnic</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-13791004\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-06-22T21:42:14-05:00\">June 22, 2009  9:42 PM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(13791004);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=13791004');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>I have to revoke my last comment that Mnemosyne was making up for it.</p><p>I was resent a 12 pack to make up for the initial broken bottled order but it also arrived with mostly broken bottles (7 out of the 12) and the soda ruined the unbroken ones (labels had all pealed off). Shipping bottles by putting them loose in a box with a thin sheet of foam wrapped around only 2/3rds of the bottle doesn't work - especially for the premium \"shipping and handling\" cost.</p><p>All followup customer service calls and support tickets were ignored. I supplied all the exact requested information as listed on their site and supplied photos of the broken bottles. There was no response. I submitted 3 tickets and none of them ever got a response.</p><p>Phone calls to Mnemosyne and emails to multiple addresses didn't work either (to and from multiple listed addresses for business use)- all ignored. Even a written letter didn't get a response.</p><p>It's nice to see they'll respond to bad PR via blog post comments but not to customer support tickets or phone calls.</p><p>They took my money, I didn't get what I paid for, they wouldn't respond to requests for a refund - I hope people stop ordering from them. They were the worst experience I've ever had purchasing online.</p><p>I don't even want my money back anymore. As long as just one person changes their mind about ordering from them because of my experience I'll be happy.</p><p>Truth: Mnemomsyne is not good. Avoid them.</p><p>@FrankThanatos - I wish you luck but I'd just write off that money as a donation to their convention travel fund...</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(13791004, 'Insomnic')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>","<div class=\"comments-content\">        <div class=\"comment last\" id=\"comment-14103976\">    <div class=\"inner\">	 <div class=\"user-pic\">        <a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;amp;blog_id=1&amp;amp;id=46928\"><img        src=\"http://consumerist.com/assets_c/userpics/userpic-46928-100x100.png\"        width=\"60\" height=\"60\" alt=\"user-pic\" /></a>    </div>        <div class=\"comment-header\">            <div class=\"asset-meta\"> <div class=\"vcard author\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-cp.cgi?__mode=view&amp;blog_id=1&amp;id=46928\">Verum</a>        </div>				<div class=\"comment-date\"><a href=\"http://consumerist.com/2009/03/is-tentacle-grape-soda-real-because-their-shipment-dates-arent.html#comment-14103976\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2009-07-08T06:25:37-05:00\">July  8, 2009  6:25 AM</abbr></a></div>				<div class=\"comment-moderate\"><span><a href=\"javascript:moderateComment(14103976);\">Moderate</a> |</span><a href='javascript:void(0)' onClick=\"return moderate(this, 'http://consumerist.com/cgi-bin/mt/plugins/Moderate/moderate.cgi?__mode=flag&comment_id=14103976');\">Flag for review</a></div>            </div>        </div><!-- end comment header -->        <div class=\"comment-content\">            <p>I've never received my order, I ordered back in January. I still have the statement where they took $23 from me.</p>        </div>	<div class=\"reply\">	 <div class=\"reply-button\"><a title=\"Reply\" href=\"javascript:void(0);\" onclick=\"mtReplyCommentOnClick(14103976, 'Verum')\">Reply</a></div>		<!-- if it's a top level category ' -->		    </div><!-- end reply- button -->    </div></div>        <!-- Display comment (top level parent) -->    </div>");


