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Please Enjoy This Complimentary Billy Mays Remix Video, Our Gift To You With Each Order

2009-01-09T05:27:36Z

What's better than Billy Mays? Remixes of Billy Mays? We agree. And guess what? We're tripling the offer inside. Yes. That's right.* *These are all probably NSFW.

The Best Of Billy Mays Video Remix Edition [Urlesque via BuzzFeed]

Comment from mac_daddy on 2009-01-11

2009-01-11T08:57:46Z

://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2007/12/29/tv-infomercial-bloopers-from-billy-mays-and-anthony-sullivan/

Comment from utahoboe on 2009-01-11

2009-01-11T06:02:38Z

I like that the Big City Toilet has a remote receiver.

Comment from HogwartsAlum on 2009-01-10

2009-01-11T03:52:34Z

@LavernaXuthus:

I have to hit the Mute button or it makes me want to cry.

Comment from HogwartsAlum on 2009-01-10

2009-01-11T03:52:08Z

@karmaghost:

*snicker!*

Comment from BrienBear on 2009-01-10

2009-01-10T07:46:26Z

Say what you will about the billy, but he's freakin' HAWT.

Comment from SacraBos on 2009-01-09

2009-01-10T04:12:20Z

I laughed so hard, my mother-in-law thought I was crying! My wife and I hate that guy, but I'll never look at another one of his commercials the same again!

Comment from 10-cent-sucker on 2009-01-09

2009-01-10T03:17:25Z

Mace the Shamwow guy--LOL--Classic.

Comment from CapitalC on 2009-01-09

2009-01-10T00:45:27Z

@weakdome: Add another vote for number 1. The problem with "remixing" is while the authors are trying for flow / story, they can wind up sounding like crap. Perfect for the "big city toilet".

Comment from IrvCrapper on 2009-01-09

2009-01-09T22:07:25Z

@purplesun:
You respect him? What has he ever produced?

Comment from Matthew Gay on 2009-01-09

2009-01-09T21:37:48Z

@Matthew Gay:

Oops, it's actually a DC board commercial. My bad.

Comment from Matthew Gay on 2009-01-09

2009-01-09T21:35:58Z

Let's not forget his Ride Snowboard commercial!

You've got to give credit to a guy who's willing to make fun of himself!

Comment from cc82 on 2009-01-09

2009-01-09T21:31:59Z

@Nettwerk:
My favorite is "Stop having a boring tuna. Stop having a boring life."

Comment from SonyCEO_SirGitEmSteveDave on 2009-01-09

2009-01-09T21:10:08Z

@IrvCrapper: "Thanks very much, you're like the 100th person who told me that."

Comment from MarvinMar on 2009-01-09

2009-01-09T20:59:17Z

Shamwow Remix

Comment from LavernaXuthus on 2009-01-09

2009-01-09T20:58:13Z

@HogwartsAlum: Every time I hear Billy May, I ask why is he yelling at us, and cover my ears. Man is he loud.

Comment from TheGuinnessTooth on 2009-01-09

2009-01-09T20:35:18Z

So which one of these was NSFW? Maybe if you teach kindergarten it's NSFW, but I don't see any of these offending an adult.

Comment from Keavy_Rain on 2009-01-09

2009-01-09T19:56:46Z

@J.T Dabbagian: Its a trend what's popular with the kiddies.

I've never understood it and 99% of it lives up to its name.

Comment from Jack Doyle on 2009-01-09

2009-01-09T19:52:28Z

May I just say... Billy Mays is the man.

Comment from TVarmy on 2009-01-09

2009-01-09T19:43:16Z

@weakdome: That's what Billy does. He usually pitches one good product, and tries to clear the warehouse of two shitty ones that he tosses in FOR FREE!

See also: Woot's bag of crap, minus the flatscreen TVs.

Case in point: Oxyclean is a good product, and was originally only available through the TV, but Orange Clean is a pretty lousy project that just smells good and nothing more. However, you can get OxyClean in a real store now, so we're out of the dark ages.

For a deep character analysis of infomercial sellers, including Louis, check out Louis Theroux's "Weird Weekends: Infomercials." It's episode eight. Here's one: [www.veoh.com]

Watch it fast! Vimeo cannot keep this video up forever! Actually, that is true, because BBC tends to take them down. Still, if "Great Moments in Commercial History" is Consumerist's version of Hollywood, then this documentary is "Inside the Actor's Studio." But Louis rocks, better than Lipton any day.

Comment from Anonymous on 2009-01-09

2009-01-09T19:42:57Z

Mays' commercials are so obnoxious that I make a point of never buying anything he advertises.

Comment from IrvCrapper on 2009-01-09

2009-01-09T19:22:43Z

@SonyCEO_SirGitEmSteveDave:
You seem to enjoy the most vapid content of this otherwise substantive website.

Comment from Saboth on 2009-01-09

2009-01-09T19:20:02Z

Billy Mays is the man. First one is good, others sucked.

Comment from caelanarcher on 2009-01-09

2009-01-09T19:16:22Z

@TeJay Guilliams:

He can do it with one finger. You can do it with your whole hand.

Comment from narq on 2009-01-09

2009-01-09T19:12:06Z

@thefezman:

The scout from Team Fortress 2 sells the shamwow

Comment from bdgbill on 2009-01-09

2009-01-09T18:52:02Z

The sound of this guy's voice reflexivly causes me to change the channel in about half a second.

The only thing worse was the old "Head On" commercials.

Comment from Murph1908 on 2009-01-09

2009-01-09T18:01:38Z

I will, out of principle, never buy anything Billy Mays advertises.

I pause the TiVo for 30 seconds, then skip it if I am watching live.

Comment from GinaLouise on 2009-01-09

2009-01-09T16:03:47Z

@purplesun: That beard and crazy voice even got him his own cooking implement! Watch out, George Foreman!

Also, Billy May has the advantage of not being the supercreepy Shamwow guy -- I'd Mace that guy on sight.

Comment from booleyhitt on 2009-01-09

2009-01-09T15:47:35Z

Say what you will about the man, but I would love to have his job. Getting paid tons of money to sell (mostly) junk.

Comment from Dafrety on 2009-01-09

2009-01-09T15:19:29Z

@Ghede: Is it bad that I knew it was Garry's Mod without even clicking on it? Also, The Sims 1 Buy Mode music for the win!

Comment from jwissick on 2009-01-09

2009-01-09T14:37:55Z

Let's make Billy and Vince fight to the death and feed the winner to Tom Vu.

Comment from J.T Dabbagian on 2009-01-09

2009-01-09T12:44:32Z

It looks like it's part of something called "Youtube Poop." What the heck?

Comment from TeJay Guilliams on 2009-01-09

2009-01-09T12:38:35Z

@thefezman: He's no longer the Shamwow guy to me. He's now the Slap Chop guy. You're gonna love his nuts:

Comment from Ixnayer on 2009-01-09

2009-01-09T10:25:05Z

@weakdome: I agree the first was the only good one

Comment from karmaghost on 2009-01-09

2009-01-09T10:13:52Z

@Nettwerk: oh! almost forgot:
"Tacos, fettucini, linguini, martini, bikini."

Comment from karmaghost on 2009-01-09

2009-01-09T10:05:46Z

@HogwartsAlum: "You're gunna love my nuts."

Comment from karmaghost on 2009-01-09

2009-01-09T10:05:09Z

@Nettwerk: Yay for Vince Offer, the new, much less annoying Billy Mays.

"You followin' me, camera guy?"

Comment from SkylersDaddy on 2009-01-09

2009-01-09T09:44:19Z

Nothing beats the Appliance Direct 30 minute-long commercials...

WHITE PORCELIN!

Comment from SkylersDaddy on 2009-01-09

2009-01-09T09:43:07Z

Not an informercial, but they do have 30 minute ads for their stores...

White Porcelin!

Comment from karmaghost on 2009-01-09

2009-01-09T09:39:49Z

@weakdome: i thought the 1st and 3rd were good, but you're right, the 2nd does suck

Comment from purplesun on 2009-01-09

2009-01-09T09:32:42Z

I RESPECT Billy Mays, man. He does his job and he does it well. He's become a celebrity based on his voice and beard alone. That's a gift.

Hats off to you Billy Mays.

Even though I mute the TV every time you come on and have never bought a single product that you push (with the exception of some of the Oxyclean stuff at the local store because it *works*!), I salute you, semi-crazy infomercial man.

He's living the American Dream.

Comment from Mistrez_Mish on 2009-01-09

2009-01-09T08:17:19Z

@SonyCEO_SirGitEmSteveDave: Sham F*ing WoW! Remember people, don't smother babies. Good night!

I has a happy

Comment from HogwartsAlum on 2009-01-09

2009-01-09T07:49:59Z

I like the Vince guy better than Billy Mays. At least he doesn't SCREAM at you.

Comment from EricAugu on 2009-01-09

2009-01-09T07:49:42Z

@thefezman: You ask and shall receive.

Comment from SonyCEO_SirGitEmSteveDave on 2009-01-09

2009-01-09T07:49:09Z

@thefezman: This is my favorite one so far

Comment from SonyCEO_SirGitEmSteveDave on 2009-01-09

2009-01-09T07:47:00Z

@Alice Arrington Radley: Don't forget his microphone.

Comment from Bauer22 on 2009-01-09

2009-01-09T07:24:14Z

@thefezman: His name is Vince Offer. Did you know he was a ex- Scientologist?
[en.wikipedia.org]

Comment from DrWebster on 2009-01-09

2009-01-09T06:57:01Z

Holy crap those were funny. I almost fell off my chair with the last one.

Comment from Ghede on 2009-01-09

2009-01-09T06:41:10Z

Then there is Billy Mays Spamming, which is hilarious in it's own way.

Comment from Nettwerk on 2009-01-09

2009-01-09T05:59:51Z

I don't know, it sells itself! I don't know, it sells itself! I don't know, it sells itself! I don't know, it sells itself! I don't know, it sells itself! I don't know, it sells itself! I don't know, it sells itself! I don't know, it sells itself! I don't know, it sells itself! I don't know, it sells itself! I don't know, it sells itself! I don't know, it sells itself!

Comment from Alice Arrington Radley on 2009-01-09

2009-01-09T05:55:21Z

@toddiot:

Vince the meth-voice loony .. love him!

Comment from PølάrβǽЯ on 2009-01-09

2009-01-09T05:47:22Z

I DEFINITELY want the one that lets me shit anywhere!

Comment from toddiot on 2009-01-09

2009-01-09T05:43:02Z

@thefezman: Shamwow guy = the coolest guy ever.

Comment from thefezman on 2009-01-09

2009-01-09T05:41:24Z

Hahaha! Those are great. I hate his commercials. Someone needs to do a remix with the Shamwow guy.

Comment from weakdome on 2009-01-09

2009-01-09T05:39:26Z

first one was good... second two were crap.