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You need a poll to figure out that people are infatuated with the boobs of the first picture*?
go ahead, slap your forehead and save us the trouble.
* yea, I voted for the first one too
You need a poll to figure out that people are infatuated with the boobs of the first picture*?
go ahead, slap your forehead and save us the trouble.
* yea, I voted for the first one too
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I voted for the boobs.
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*I voted for the 1st photo too..cute girl plus a cleavage shot = total win.
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I've found my new wallpaper.
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So, totally ignore the fact that the other pictures are better photographically because of the boobs... wow, we really are degenerating as a culture.
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@Oranges w/ Cheese: The question was \"Which photo do you like best?\", not \"Which photo is most artistically significant?\", after all...
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@Oranges w/ Cheese: Jeebus, the replies to your comment are depressing. A well-thought out counter-argument always includes the following: \"can it\", \"get over it\", and \"it's always been this way\".
@Oranges w/ Cheese: Jeez, can it. The only photo in the lot that might be better photographically is the one with the door. Look at the facial expressions and the perspective as well as the lighting. it's definitely a great photo composition-wise.
believe it or not, sometimes things that have boobs are also awesome on their own merit.
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@Oranges w/ Cheese: They are better photographically because of the boobs. Or rather, they would be better photographically if they had more boobs.
The female form has been culturally, artistically, and religiously praised for ages. No point in stopping now.
@chrisjames: Seriously, God took his time with the female form. Its curved and styled, like a fine exotic Italian sports car from the 50's. Us guys, we kinda got the shaft....
har har...
@m4ximusprim3: no, boobs ANYTHING better. photo or not.
Slap a set of boobs on any president's forehead? Better.
Boobs on that ticket you just got that'll cost you $700? Better.
Boobs on the table when it's leftover night? Way better.
The list is infinate.
@Oranges w/ Cheese: \"Better photographically\" is a phrase that is devoid of all meaning. Plus, the male appreciation of female breasts is nothing new. Get over it.
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@PhilR8:
I objectively looked at all the pictures.
The cat picture is something I could have done.
The receipt picture annoyed me.
The red building one looked altered, like the building's 'redness' was enhanced.
I don't like cigarettes.
I almost voted for the door/window picture, but yeah, the boobs tipped the scale between those two. I think photographically, this is the best picture. But the question was, which picture do I like best. And redheads with boobs win out every time (despite having idiots behind them).
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@Hyman Decent: The cat was my second choice. All it needs is a dog hiding in the background and the \"CAT FUD\" sign on the dryer door...
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@Oranges w/ Cheese: Degenerating? Wow, how far did you think we came in the first place.
My first thoughts when I entered the world will probably mimic the last.
\"Wait where am I? WTF is this light? God I'm tired...and hungry. WAIT BOOBIES!!!\"
Not really... for as long as humans have been around males have been naturally attracted to the physical features of their preferred sex. In our current culture that just so happens to be breasts, among other things.
My point is, however, that at no time did this significantly hinder culture, art, science, or anything else that propels humanity forward. It's just something that is...
That said, why bother with a poll in the first place? Everybody knows what photo is going to win.
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The boobs- No one can resist them.
What \"other pictures\"?
The \"fuk wall st\" picture pwns, but the boob girl wins the vote.
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Boobs could fix this economy.
@Bladefist: Agreed. Allow women to go topless on public beaches. Let them in free. Charges males admission.
@Bladefist: Now that's a platform I can get into, on top of, ooooh, I got it...
Now that's a platform I could grab onto!
/doin' my country proud
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Boobs are something I can put my money into...if I had money of course(sigh).
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mommy?
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Thanks for the mammaries !!!!
Not only boobs, but boobs connected to an adorable redhead. It's an unstoppable combo.
Dryercat never stood a chance.
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if you investigate the flickr action, the one of her wearing an Optimus Prime helmet is pretty awesome.
@tape: Bunch more in there if you go back through a couple pages. I get the impression that she likes to have a drink now and again. She's really cute.
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I'm surprised how many non boob votes there were.
I voted boobs for those wondering...
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boobalicious!
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What makes the boob pic decent is the ephemeral expression on the face of Mr. Fabulous in the back.
I voted Wall Street
BOOBIES!!!!1111111
Bobbies > Cats/Kittens
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@Wormfather is Wormfather: I didn't see any pictures of London policemen with funny hats and sticks in there...
Still would have voted for the boobs.
I did a lot of report card fudging in my younger days, but I've never seen a B turned into a D like that.
I can't believe how pathetic everyone is that they picked the first picture because there's a girl with a low cut shirt in it.
The wall street one is more a sign of our times, and that makes it much more interesting than some girl making a funny face.
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@DorothyPolyhymnia: It's not pathetic. It's called being a man with needs, Dorothy. Obviously you wouldn't understand.
I wonder if the sharpie on the cigarette is harmfull if smoked...
@Wormfather is Wormfather: I came up with an idea today for a metal cigarette holder which holds only one cigarette in a cylinder on your keychain. It's for social smokers like me who get the urge once a month or so.
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@PalmPre_GitEmSteveDave: neat idea. a metal \"cigarette\" holder (for use with tobacco products only).
that'll be a big hit with the hippies. you'd make a million (if they could afford to buy one). ;P
@JM2¢_GitEmSteveDave: i'm thinking maybe you missed my vague reference to illegal substances.
it is a good idea, though. people love novelty items like that.
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Norks = Win
It's just the way of the world.
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Did you know that men who stair at boobs or cleavage live longer.
I got to find a way to market that! :P
Maybe thats the secret of John McCain's longevity. It would also explain his choice of running mate.
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Awww, I liked the idea of the year in receipt form.
Cute redhead (with cleavage) for the win :)
Why even bother with a poll? You knew what this was... and excuse to babe up the page a little.
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Wait theres more then one picture?
Bewbsssss.... Show me an average person who does not love bewbsssss....
On a more serious tone, first one definitely must be used with a success story. End of discussion.
the last one with the door looks like there is a HUGE upside down roach on the floor
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@Altdotweb: Someone must have thrown the door at the uber roach to kill it as they were touring the house with a view to buying it, since it had been foreclosed and boarded up for almost one year. There! The tale behind the picture!
@Altdotweb: I thought that was bird or something. I was worried someone had let their pet die in there but then I decided to pretend it didn't look like an animal.
the guy in the back ruined it for me....
Those boobs were effing delicious! Ooooooops wrong blog....
ps: now you know where my vote went.
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b00bies are always win:)
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allow me to be the first to say that I enjoy boobs.
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#1 FTW. It has a lot going on for it. Boobs, great facial expressions, and there's a party in the background with people drinking.
BEWBS!!!
The wall street one is pretty b.a.
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They're just Boobs people! Your Mother has them.
I voted for the receipts. I like the Fan-ny nature of it.
Fannies!
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To quote Mr Mackey:
\"You see Chef, has very large ...uh.. honkers.\"
Cool cat pic though
@PittDragon: damn tags, supposed to be \"You see Chef, [insert woman's name] has very large ...uh.. honkers.\"
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I only see one picture here what am I missing
I think it might be healthier to smoke the sharpie.
God bless you sir.
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thanks for picking my picture!
another obligatory \"everyone loves boobs\" comment
There were other pictures?
@zentex: While I agree the list is infinite, I don't know if I can concur that it is infinate... whatever that means.
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Same woman, with Optimus Prime helmet on.
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I don't think kitty is going to win. I voted for the cat anyways.
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40+ comments and no one has made a joke about that preferring a beautiful little - ahem - cat over those big boobs? Way too much class around here.
@AtomicPlayboy: I've always wanted to find a pussy waiting for me in the dryer after a long hard day doing laundry. There? That should do it....
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Okay, that's it. Before I submit my kitty's picture to fight its way up the Consumerist Flickr poll, she's getting a boob job. A b-i-i-i-g boob job.
@Trai_Dep: The ones in the photo are real and they're fabulous.
Furthermore, we Consumerist readers have seen more than enough cat photos here.
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Looks like something's about ready to pop out in that first photo.
i love the expressions of the folks in the first photo.
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That cat is EXACTLY like a cat I own. I mean, exactly. Freaky.
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\"Brooke\" is cuter than Kari Byron (of Mythbusters fame).
Hey, Consumerist? I see what you did there.
I'll bet the receipt lady has boobs. Stupid winter...with the coats and, well frankly, lack of boob showing.
On another note, I totally have that floor lamp in the first photo. I was able to stray away from the photo's subject for a split second to notice.
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The redhead. She reminded me of a mix between Jennifer Carpenter and a girl I knew in high-school.
@kylo4iskyle4: I was also thinking that Ben just put that as the image to see on the page because he was like, \"Yeah, this will win it, might as well preemptively put it up.\" It worked.
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If you're gonna put up boobs, at least make it fair and put up ALL BOOB PICTURES.
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Your new owners must be so proud.
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Forget about Walmart milk, 'Miss Newyears 09-3' has the milk I want!
The kitty is mine and it's probably funnier to me because she weighs 15 pounds and is the opposite of cat- she's clumsy, she doesn't land on all four paws and she usually doesn't land where she wants to (she often falls short). The fact that she got up in the dryer (it wasn't even warm or anything) is impressive. Besides, that washer/dryer may end up in a consumerist story eventually, it's the spawn of satan.
Thanks for those kind enough to look past the boobs, even for a second :) Just getting posted on Consumerist again makes me happy.
This poll is a metaphor for how Obama won the erection... er, election.
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@uncooperative: To some extent, yes. Most people would be more open to having Barack Obama in their beds than John McCain.
I would have liked to have seen a picture of the scene in the first picture AFTER the champagne bottle's cork blows and spews the bubbly on the camera person.
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@FrankReality: The rest of the pics in Fliker of this person are really nice. Based on the Response, this would make a great online dating pic.
@FrankReality: Umm, I don't think that's a champagne bottle in her hands, though I can't blame you for not noticing what's below her cleavage.
Would love to be able to favourite some of these. Alas, I can't log into my Pro account because Yahoo! has disabled my ID for a reason they can't tell me.
Thanks Yahoo!
I do love \"The New Wall Street\", though.
Way to rack in the New Year!
(Seriously, why was I the only one to think of that?)
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Boobs are awesome, and she's got some gorgeous boobs. 1st place!
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BEWBS!!
heh heh, heh heh heh.
FIRE! FIRE!!!
Shut up, Beavis!!!!
Yeah, I'm gonna shut up!!
Heh heh, heh heh heh!!
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Cleavage always wins first place.
@Gerald Valentine: Oh my yes.
@Gerald Valentine:
Redhead? Check.
Cleavage? Double-check.
We have a winner!
@Gerald Valentine: I know it's weird but sometimes boobs contradict being a man. We're supposed to tolerate anything and not let our guard down but boobs always win hands down. She's popping that chest just like she's popping that popper.
@Gerald Valentine: And the rest of her isn't bad, to boob!
errr...to boot!
@Gerald Valentine: Yeah can we just get more of the girl? lol
OH HOW I LOVE THEE, INTERNETS!
@Gerald Valentine: One more vote for the boobs!!
@Gerald Valentine: I have just one question. WHERE IS HER BRA FROM? My pregnant boobs need to know.
@Gerald Valentine: boobs. thats all I thought.
@Gerald Valentine: agreed. I couldn't hear anything over the noise of her pretty face and bountiful bounty.
@Gerald Valentine: Is there even any need in pointing that out. I bet at least a third of the votes come from women. Everyone loves cleavage.
@Gerald Valentine: Heh heh, I was thinking the same thing. We're such teenage boys. It's a wonder the women folk tolerate us at all.