har har...

@Gerald Valentine:

Redhead? Check.
Cleavage? Double-check.

We have a winner!

heh heh, heh heh heh.

FIRE! FIRE!!!

Shut up, Beavis!!!!

Yeah, I'm gonna shut up!!

Heh heh, heh heh heh!!

Way to rack in the New Year!

(Seriously, why was I the only one to think of that?)

@uncooperative: To some extent, yes. Most people would be more open to having Barack Obama in their beds than John McCain.

@FrankReality: Umm, I don't think that's a champagne bottle in her hands, though I can't blame you for not noticing what's below her cleavage.

Thanks Yahoo!

I do love "The New Wall Street", though.

it is a good idea, though. people love novelty items like that.

I would have liked to have seen a picture of the scene in the first picture AFTER the champagne bottle's cork blows and spews the bubbly on the camera person.

Furthermore, we Consumerist readers have seen more than enough cat photos here.

Thanks for those kind enough to look past the boobs, even for a second :) Just getting posted on Consumerist again makes me happy.

Your new owners must be so proud.

On another note, I totally have that floor lamp in the first photo. I was able to stray away from the photo's subject for a split second to notice.

Hey, Consumerist? I see what you did there.

@Oranges w/ Cheese: Jeebus, the replies to your comment are depressing. A well-thought out counter-argument always includes the following: "can it", "get over it", and "it's always been this way".

@KyleOrton: The better question is, if they did run an article on this, would they then run an article comparing the quality of other boobs to these boobs?

I'm sure these ones would win. They're definitely satisfactory in all areas.

@Gerald Valentine: And the rest of her isn't bad, to boob!

errr...to boot!

believe it or not, sometimes things that have boobs are also awesome on their own merit.

i love the expressions of the folks in the first photo.

that'll be a big hit with the hippies. you'd make a million (if they could afford to buy one). ;P

/clicks link.

Still would have voted for the boobs.

Same woman, with Optimus Prime helmet on.

@Ash78: Clever, but I think those were Ds to begin with :)

Slap a set of boobs on any president's forehead? Better.
Boobs on that ticket you just got that'll cost you $700? Better.
Boobs on the table when it's leftover night? Way better.

The list is infinate.

OH HOW I LOVE THEE, INTERNETS!

Please don't stair at my breasts. It sound very painful.

@Rectilinear Propagation: thanks!

I only see one picture here what am I missing

"You see Chef, has very large ...uh.. honkers."

Cool cat pic though

Boobs make anything better. Photographically.

The female form has been culturally, artistically, and religiously praised for ages. No point in stopping now.

The cat picture is something I could have done.
The receipt picture annoyed me.
The red building one looked altered, like the building's 'redness' was enhanced.
I don't like cigarettes.

I almost voted for the door/window picture, but yeah, the boobs tipped the scale between those two. I think photographically, this is the best picture. But the question was, which picture do I like best. And redheads with boobs win out every time (despite having idiots behind them).

Took your advice flipped through the gallery. You were dead on, she is gorgeous.

They're just Boobs people! Your Mother has them.

I voted for the receipts. I like the Fan-ny nature of it.

Fannies!

Also, jugs!

The wall street one is pretty b.a.

the guy in the back ruined it for me....

the last one with the door looks like there is a HUGE upside down roach on the floor

Bewbsssss.... Show me an average person who does not love bewbsssss....

On a more serious tone, first one definitely must be used with a success story. End of discussion.

Wait theres more then one picture?

Why even bother with a poll? You knew what this was... and excuse to babe up the page a little.

@PalmPre_GitEmSteveDave: I was wondering that myself because if it isnt I might start trying that.

I got to find a way to market that! :P

It's just the way of the world.

@Oranges w/ Cheese: Just what will you give me for your titties and beer...

@Bladefist: Now that's a platform I can get into, on top of, ooooh, I got it...

Now that's a platform I could grab onto!

/doin' my country proud

The wall street one is more a sign of our times, and that makes it much more interesting than some girl making a funny face.

@Oranges w/ Cheese: Degenerating? Wow, how far did you think we came in the first place.

My first thoughts when I entered the world will probably mimic the last.

"Wait where am I? WTF is this light? God I'm tired...and hungry. WAIT BOOBIES!!!"

I did a lot of report card fudging in my younger days, but I've never seen a B turned into a D like that.

@exo:

Yup, gonna have to agree with you guys there. The first photo already won in my mind before I took the jump to see the others :D

BOOBIES!!!!1111111

Bobbies > Cats/Kittens

What makes the boob pic decent is the ephemeral expression on the face of Mr. Fabulous in the back.

I voted Wall Street

boobalicious!

@Bladefist: I don't know, the VP has historically not been very influential.

@Gerald Valentine: agreed. I couldn't hear anything over the noise of her pretty face and bountiful bounty.

I'm surprised how many non boob votes there were.

I voted boobs for those wondering...

Dryercat never stood a chance.

Not really... for as long as humans have been around males have been naturally attracted to the physical features of their preferred sex. In our current culture that just so happens to be breasts, among other things.

My point is, however, that at no time did this significantly hinder culture, art, science, or anything else that propels humanity forward. It's just something that is...

That said, why bother with a poll in the first place? Everybody knows what photo is going to win.

Agreed.

Though I did quite like the cat picture. But, alas, boobs > cats.

go ahead, slap your forehead and save us the trouble.

* yea, I voted for the first one too